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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-11 10:12:45
December 11 2005 10:12 GMT
#61
put ketchup on your body and play dead.

then when the cops come to you. surprise attack then with your knife.

then steal their gun/cool shades/badge
Retired BW Noob
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 11 2005 10:13 GMT
#62
On December 11 2005 19:09 MuShu wrote:
Edit:

Go to the fishing hole and use the altoids as bait.


You have no fishing line!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-11 10:16:49
December 11 2005 10:15 GMT
#63
travel north
also don the hat and maybe smear some ketchup and mustard through his hair to hide the color a bit

or wait he's bald isn't he. oh well do it nayway
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
December 11 2005 10:17 GMT
#64
GO FUCKING NORTH, BUY ROBITUSSIN FTW
express yourself--madonna
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 11 2005 10:22 GMT
#65
we've got more pressing issues than backpain. we should go to the corner store so we can steal a bike
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 11 2005 10:22 GMT
#66
cuz you know.. kids hang around corner stores... and they have bikes
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
December 11 2005 10:23 GMT
#67
GET "HIGH On COGH SYRUP THEN U WILL HAVE INFINITE ENDURENCE PATIEINCE AND SOUL, U Can tHEN HAVE MAGICAL POEWRS
express yourself--madonna
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 11 2005 10:27 GMT
#68
heed not this advice, he sounds like a nazi agent. we need a clear head here, folks
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
December 11 2005 10:33 GMT
#69
On December 11 2005 19:13 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2005 19:09 MuShu wrote:
Edit:

Go to the fishing hole and use the altoids as bait.


You have no fishing line!
string from balloon
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 11 2005 10:35 GMT
#70
it's wrapped around the frenchman's neck
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 11 2005 10:39 GMT
#71
[image loading]


You step into the corner store and immediately fear for your life, as the cashier is very very creepy! Timidly, you ask him about your hat. He tells you he has no idea what your hat looks like. You show him the photo of your hat. Aha! There was a small group of people in his store earlier carrying a hat just like that! They spent $500 in the store today!

CASH: $39.56
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Dametri
Profile Joined September 2005
United States726 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-11 10:43:26
December 11 2005 10:41 GMT
#72
Greatest thread ever

Buy the penisbat
i once had sex with a dog,twice -z7-TranCe
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-11 10:45:48
December 11 2005 10:43 GMT
#73
Buy the bat, and the beat the crap out of the cashier, then take all the money on the thing that saves it, and then Steal the gun, and run away, do not leave proofs.

Try to find what the nazi Group Bought, just ask him first what they bought, then buy the Bat, and the battle 2 begins. =D

Edit: What is our "Hero" name? btw?
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
December 11 2005 10:43 GMT
#74
KINDLY REQUEST FROM THE CREEPY CASHIER MAN HOW MUCH YOU CAN SELL ANY OF YOUR ITEMS FOR
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 11 2005 10:43 GMT
#75
ask him if there's anything we can do to get the gun, besides paying the listed price
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
December 11 2005 10:45 GMT
#76
Using belly dancing technique observed from Shakira, you attempt to mesmerize the cashier for more info and/or items to help you on your quest (because attempting to simply converse with him in a more conventional manner would get you jack shit out of him)
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it... and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of Reddit.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
December 11 2005 10:49 GMT
#77
Sell useless items.
Buy slingshot.
Leave store.
Shoot through window into the back room.
Cashier goes in backroom to see what happened
Steal 500$
Re-exit store.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 11 2005 10:50 GMT
#78
On December 11 2005 19:43 CTStalker wrote:
ask him if there's anything we can do to get the gun, besides paying the listed price


There is! He must run a briefcase to some associates of his but has no one to watch his store. You may choose to watch his store for him, or make the errand in his place. Bear in mind, if he catches you stealing from the store, he will attack you. You may not open the briefcase. If you open the briefcase and he finds out, he will attack you.

CHOOSE
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 11 2005 10:51 GMT
#79
On December 11 2005 19:49 decafchicken wrote:
Sell useless items.
Buy slingshot.
Leave store.
Shoot through window into the back room.
Cashier goes in backroom to see what happened
Steal 500$
Re-exit store.


There is no backroom!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-11 10:53:19
December 11 2005 10:52 GMT
#80
Run the errand

edit: and if the coast is clear open that shit up to see what's inside
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it... and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of Reddit.
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