Defiler.ru MMM Tour #1

How to get prize money?
Hello, dear players.
So if you took the prize in our tournament, you can get the prize having written on the tournament administrator’s mail:
d-yoda@yandex.ru
Remark: Even if you took the prizes earlier, it is compulsory to write on the mail after the tournament.
1. Registration at wmtransfer.com and creation of WebMoney account warranties receipt of a prize in the shortest terms.
2. Money transfer at moneybookers.com or to the PokerStars.com account is possible, but such transfers shall be discussed separately and not always available.
3. In the future it is planned to provide payments through PayPal and other options.
d-yoda@yandex.ru <- write in here, Oh the Champions.
If fr)yoda is not "admin" in draw, then you will need to search the ways of getting the money in the tournament news or in the place you have heard of the tournament.
Dear players! Admin of defiler tournament is tired of playing with your “seek &hide”. I want to give you your prize. But you can not get it through the month. That’s why I ask you to write me a mail immediately after winning, if you want to be guaranteed to get the prize.

RULES

1. We stick to the honest play rules set at iccup.com. server. This means that we play with AH and Lan Latency turned on.

2. Use of bags (which are described at iccup.com) is prohibited.

3. Lags. Players’ incompatibility in one game.
In such case you are advised to solve the matter not involving the admin unnecessarily. You may try to play on the other server (let’s say Garena) or using Hamachi. Admin involvement into such matter will mean that the match outcome will be decided by tossing up of a coin.

- If you are lagging (and lagging very much) and you know about it, do not try to cheat admin and set things as if you opponent is lagging. This is going to be revealed and you will be punished.
- If both players are lagging and do not agree to play with each other, then the match shall be resulted in coin tossing up.
- If you really cannot reach the consensus and figure out who is lagging out of two of you, then try to enter other games, and if your internet is lagging with other opponents too, you should recognize it and inform your opponent that he can take tech win.
- If you consider there are lags, though sustaining the play is still bearable, but your opponent does not agree with that, the decision on the matter shall remain after the admin.

4. How long should you wait for the opponent if he/she is not responding or is offline? 15 minutes is a standard term after which you shall write the admin about W.O.. In separate cases exclusions can be done, if the absent player notified the admin that will be absent for not more than 20-25 minutes.
Remark: Do not abuse such requests. Such requests will be pleased one time only per each player during the tournament.

5. How should you write the admin about assigning you with the W.O.?
example: fr)yoda vs nickname. fr)yoda win by w.o line number = 57 (in the place of the line number you should write your match number in the net)

6. Admin is lazy. If he does not reply to you, you should repeat the message after several minutes. Keep in mind: It is frequent that admin is another tournament player or he/she is getting too many messages from the people and he is not always able to read what you have written to him/her.

7. The tournament streams. If you wish to stream games from our tournament, there is no problem, if you can agree with other players and enter the game as observer

8. Admin has a right to stream any game. If not more than 2 minutes passed after the game started and admin asked you to leave in order to stream your match, you must do it!

9. Bad manner. We had a lot of argues regarding BM. It was decided to leave all after Iccup Admins. If you get BM-ed, you can claim directly to Iccup admins. defiler.ru administration cannot bear such responsibilities on themselves, except for one: the bm-player spams the channel or the game chat with his bm, really disturbing the game process. In such case you shall inform the admin, and such player will be punished.

10. Partnership. We are glad to any partnership. Please contact:

icq: 233081218
skype: stimpackuser
e-mail: d-yoda@yandex.ru

Rules written, are owned, and upheld by defiler.ru

MMM 2011 is a pyramid scam and total bullshit, and I personally think Yoda is trolling us by saying that they are sponsoring this tournament. If I hear of even the slightest instance of scamming or abuse, I will literally flip this desk over from sheer rage. I will go apeshit insane and break a window. Nevertheless, here some delightful information about MMM, a company that devoted it's existence to crushing peoples' lives:

This 'digital banking' god-awful bullshit piece-of-trash scam was conceived by Professional Douchebag, Sergey Mavrodi. Mavrodi was born in Moscow in some year that I don't remember, and when he was 7 years old, scammed his uncle out of 5 rubles to buy candy. It was his first con, and he's been going strong ever since. In 1992, he graduated from the University of Nigeria, earning his Doctorate in Conmanship. He is quite an unattractive man, and personally, I shudder at the thought of him even looking at me. I imagine other women share a similar opinion, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has a difficult time wooing the opposite sex.

I strongly urge you not to visit the website, which I will not even bother to link, and politely ask you to never fucking visit, except to get a good laugh, or write emails that contain unsavory language and opinions concerning Mavrodi.

FAQ about MMM:

1. I would like to join MMM-2011. What should I do?

Don't. Possibly get yourself psychologically examined.

2. I am from another country. How can I participate?

By banging your head against a brick wall repeatedly.

3. Can a person be a participant, a ten’s and a thousand’s manager at the same time?

Sure sure kid. Just don't ask for any money.

4. Where do the gains come from?

LMAO. You have much to learn, grasshopper.

5. I have $300 in the account. How can I see the total MAVRO in my account?

You can't lulz

6. What should I say if the authorities want to interrogate me?

Burst into a hysterical confession, CSI-style.

7. You say the life of this System (20% of gains monthly) would be 5 times longer than MMM, so it would last 2.5 years. With all these insurances, bonuses, etc., would it be even shorter than 2.5 years?

No, you will make a trillion gazillion dollars in five minutes without doing any work, and all your dreams will come true.

8. I am wondering if the deposit after its unfreezing keeps growing with the same interests (40-60%) and I can “sell” it any time, or if it becomes a regular investment (20-30%)?

Haha, silly rabbit, trix is in LRM. You can't "sell" your fake money back, you can only buy it. Once you have a ton of fake money, you'll be fake rich!

9. Is the $20 gift considered to be the user’s first deposit so I could get a referral bonus of 20% from it?

No, you don't get anything. What, was your school teacher a potato?


Conclusion:

It would be more profitable to invest your money in dirt. I give this company five out of five trollfaces for being the biggest piece of shit in the universe.