On October 21 2011 16:41 Kiante wrote: So here i am, peacefully going about my business with uni work and stuff, when i get a distressing message on IRC from your friendly neighbourhood fold.
He tells me there's this idiot called "Puppykiller" going on about me being terrible on his stream. As a man of action, i quickly take this to OP teamliquid to get the grudge that i am owed. Here was the result.
QQ about being tired or some shit. Dude continues to hang around in the channel entertaining ideas of hosting games for other people. Whatever, nobody needs someone to give excuses. I kept pressing but couldn't get an answer, as such i'm forced to blog this to call him out publicly.
Don't get me wrong here, i know I'm bad, but i KNOW i'm better than this scrub. But Kiante? How could you know that! i heard you ask.
Here's how. I played the dude like, 4 days ago. Here were the results. + Show Spoiler +
Summary: siege expo vs bisu build pvt. I make some goons, run to his third, kill CC, gg. Giving up too early? the real sign of a little bitch who doesn't know how to back his words up.
Summary: He wants to restart because he messed up 1 scv. LOL. srsly, who is this. Me being the bigger man allows it(even tho my split was fucking awesome).
Summary: he scans me going 2 gate 3 base arbiter without obs, and decides that taking a third and making something like 50 turrets to deter a recall is the correct path (note: i manage to recall anyway). This leads to a weak push coming out super late that i clean up with mass goon while sitting pretty on 6 bases.
After this game i tried to give him some friendly advice about scouting and being more agressive vs greedy protoss and he laughed in my face, called me stupid and said he was right (even tho he got rolled 2x (3) times.)
Whatever, i shrugged that off, but to hear he's been BMing me on his stream behind my back (ps: his green flickering overlay looks retarded) is one step too far.
So, to Puppykiller, when/if you read this, Man up. BO5 grudge match me. Be a man, and back up your words or shrink back into your shitty little hole filled with spite and passive terran play.
To anyone reading this who knows him, guide him here. I want everyone to see him shamed*.
* last part was bolded by me, those are some fighting words
The two players will battle it out over 5 games, first player to win three games takes the series, bathing in glory and cheer, whilst the loser is tarred and feathered. First map is Fighting Spirit, from then on Loser picks the next map. Here are some great suggestions No map is to be played twice in this Bo5 I've never seen PK play before, so I'm going to bet Kiante will sweep 3-0 + Show Spoiler +
The Letter of Apology, click here Contains spoilers obviously, but the debt has been fulfilled. As for the other punishments they probably won't go through as that requires admin work.
1) Letter of Apology - no less than 400 words apparently. 2) 0 Post count + worker icon for a month 3) Stream name changed to Winner's username's Bitch for a month (or something similar, what ever the winner decides and the admins willing to input) 4) Location changed to what ever the winner desires.
On October 22 2011 22:10 puppykiller wrote: AWE YEAAAAH!!!!!! AND NOW FOR SOME SMACK TALK.
Kunta' Kinte',
I don't know anything about you. For this reason 100% of your persona to me is based solely upon stereotypes. However, this happens to be an advantage for you, as it makes you a much more intimidating opponent than you would be otherwise. I am many times more intimidated by a muscle bound, woman punching, goat-herder, who spends most of his time brewing moonshine in a wigwam, than I am intimidated by a young australasian hobbit who dresses up like Aldaris and parades around his parents house in a demented frenzy, drawing pylons with a blue crayon on every lightbulb.
I am surprised that you challenged me to a grudge match after I insulted you, considering that I am sure you are used to constant put-downs about your play. In fact, the only reason I trashed your play in the first place was because I wanted to fit in with the other noobish players in op teamliquid who find your inability to play the Jedi race a source of great humor and great confusion. Perhaps the reason you spend most of your time lurking on fish is for the benefit of not understanding your opponents disdainful spam.
I don't know why you named the account that you smurfed me on after the medicine that you use to kill the gnats that lay eggs in your rectum. Upon seeing a name that implies such a pitiful existence ask me for a game, I felt an overwhelming burden to go easy on you. Your wins were all flukes, and it is so very very unfortunate that it will take an LR thread and 10 casters to prove this to you.
Whatever happens in these games, I would like you to promise to me that in the end there will be no hard feelings. I will not be able to put an honest effort into winning this bo5 if upon your final GG, I have reason to suspect the terrifying threat of an enraged Aussie sheep-shaver, plunging into the pacific ocean to rope two massive sharks together with nothing but his bare hands and a coil of the collective intestines of a small indigenous village, for the sole intent of riding this bloodthirsty and hellbent raft all the way to California where he will then marathon his way tirelessly to the American Midwest, to ultimately satisfy his maniacal revenge fantasies, only stopping along the way to viciously (and might I add enthusiastically) poison his harpoon with his disgusting case of rectal gnats.
And with that I say good luck to you Kunta' Kinte'. Perhaps in this forthcoming dark moment of defeat, will the testicles you believe missing from me, finally show themselves as they gracefully drop onto your eyes, blocking out all light.
On October 22 2011 22:10 puppykiller wrote: AWE YEAAAAH!!!!!! AND NOW FOR SOME SMACK TALK.
Kunta' Kinte',
I don't know anything about you. For this reason 100% of your persona to me is based solely upon stereotypes. However, this happens to be an advantage for you, as it makes you a much more intimidating opponent than you would be otherwise. I am many times more intimidated by a muscle bound, woman punching, goat-herder, who spends most of his time brewing moonshine in a wigwam, than I am intimidated by a young australasian hobbit who dresses up like Aldaris and parades around his parents house in a demented frenzy, drawing pylons with a blue crayon on every lightbulb.
I am surprised that you challenged me to a grudge match after I insulted you, considering that I am sure you are used to constant put-downs about your play. In fact, the only reason I trashed your play in the first place was because I wanted to fit in with the other noobish players in op teamliquid who find your inability to play the Jedi race a source of great humor and great confusion. Perhaps the reason you spend most of your time lurking on fish is for the benefit of not understanding your opponents disdainful spam.
I don't know why you named the account that you smurfed me on after the medicine that you use to kill the gnats that lay eggs in your rectum. Upon seeing a name that implies such a pitiful existence ask me for a game, I felt an overwhelming burden to go easy on you. Your wins were all flukes, and it is so very very unfortunate that it will take an LR thread and 10 casters to prove this to you.
Whatever happens in these games, I would like you to promise to me that in the end there will be no hard feelings. I will not be able to put an honest effort into winning this bo5 if upon your final GG, I have reason to suspect the terrifying threat of an enraged Aussie sheep-shaver, plunging into the pacific ocean to rope two massive sharks together with nothing but his bare hands and a coil of the collective intestines of a small indigenous village, for the sole intent of riding this bloodthirsty and hellbent raft all the way to California where he will then marathon his way tirelessly to the American Midwest, to ultimately satisfy his maniacal revenge fantasies, only stopping along the way to viciously (and might I add enthusiastically) poison his harpoon with his disgusting case of rectal gnats.
And with that I say good luck to you Kunta' Kinte'. Perhaps in this forthcoming dark moment of defeat, will the testicles you believe missing from me, finally show themselves as they gracefully drop onto your eyes, blocking out all light.
I like how you're trying to make light of this when in reality you're a worthless player who demeans others to try and get some kind of meaning out of life. You may think this is all just some silly bullshit, but i'm 100% serious here son. I'm grudge matching you to put you in your place and we all know how this is going to turn out.
All i can ask is that you pick some fun maps for games 2 and 3 of this series as its obvious i wont get a chance to pick. As for your wall of pointless text you wrote here to try and get people on your side with some light hearted banter, i say fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. I hope once i beat your ass down 3-0 you'll stop and think before you talk trash about other players who are obviously superior too you.
As for putting down the name "Aspition". I'd just like to say that as someone who actually typed in puppykiller in the account name section of both the teamliquid and battle net account creation screens, you really aren't coming from a position of strength.
On October 22 2011 22:10 puppykiller wrote: AWE YEAAAAH!!!!!! AND NOW FOR SOME SMACK TALK.
Kunta' Kinte',
I don't know anything about you. For this reason 100% of your persona to me is based solely upon stereotypes. However, this happens to be an advantage for you, as it makes you a much more intimidating opponent than you would be otherwise. I am many times more intimidated by a muscle bound, woman punching, goat-herder, who spends most of his time brewing moonshine in a wigwam, than I am intimidated by a young australasian hobbit who dresses up like Aldaris and parades around his parents house in a demented frenzy, drawing pylons with a blue crayon on every lightbulb.
I am surprised that you challenged me to a grudge match after I insulted you, considering that I am sure you are used to constant put-downs about your play. In fact, the only reason I trashed your play in the first place was because I wanted to fit in with the other noobish players in op teamliquid who find your inability to play the Jedi race a source of great humor and great confusion. Perhaps the reason you spend most of your time lurking on fish is for the benefit of not understanding your opponents disdainful spam.
I don't know why you named the account that you smurfed me on after the medicine that you use to kill the gnats that lay eggs in your rectum. Upon seeing a name that implies such a pitiful existence ask me for a game, I felt an overwhelming burden to go easy on you. Your wins were all flukes, and it is so very very unfortunate that it will take an LR thread and 10 casters to prove this to you.
Whatever happens in these games, I would like you to promise to me that in the end there will be no hard feelings. I will not be able to put an honest effort into winning this bo5 if upon your final GG, I have reason to suspect the terrifying threat of an enraged Aussie sheep-shaver, plunging into the pacific ocean to rope two massive sharks together with nothing but his bare hands and a coil of the collective intestines of a small indigenous village, for the sole intent of riding this bloodthirsty and hellbent raft all the way to California where he will then marathon his way tirelessly to the American Midwest, to ultimately satisfy his maniacal revenge fantasies, only stopping along the way to viciously (and might I add enthusiastically) poison his harpoon with his disgusting case of rectal gnats.
And with that I say good luck to you Kunta' Kinte'. Perhaps in this forthcoming dark moment of defeat, will the testicles you believe missing from me, finally show themselves as they gracefully drop onto your eyes, blocking out all light.
I like how you're trying to make light of this when in reality you're a worthless player who demeans others to try and get some kind of meaning out of life. You may think this is all just some silly bullshit, but i'm 100% serious here son. I'm grudge matching you to put you in your place and we all know how this is going to turn out.
All i can ask is that you pick some fun maps for games 2 and 3 of this series as its obvious i wont get a chance to pick. As for your wall of pointless text you wrote here to try and get people on your side with some light hearted banter, i say fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. I hope once i beat your ass down 3-0 you'll stop and think before you talk trash about other players who are obviously superior too you.
As for putting down the name "Aspition". I'd just like to say that as someone who actually typed in puppykiller in the account name section of both the teamliquid and battle net account creation screens, you really aren't coming from a position of strength.
As for rescheduling, no.
OOOOH BOYOYOYOYO u do not know what your getting yourself into! I am gonna rape u harder then LRM)Game raped zergneedsfood's food.
I'm ok with not rescheduling as long as you admit that you're killing esports as well by agreeing to the time that I picked rather selfishly. It works for me and it works for you but unfortunately, not for esports. I guess that's something we must both have to be ok with. Don't accuse me of choosing a shit time, and then when inquire about rescheduling, imply that I'm dodging. i just do it to annoy you and make you swear since that's the only way you can get people to watch your stream.
As for your "fuck everything I stand for", I guess I didn't realize being awesome was offensive to you, shoulda figured. Yes go try and fuck my awesomeness and when your done please put more effort and creativity into your posts, they're rather boring to read.
And I named myself puppykiller because I am a puppy who kills things, not a thing that kills puppies.
He specifically insulted my pvt. I played him. i beat him. he bm'd me and called me stupid when i tried to give him advice.
I don't want to lose a grudge match because a partially mentally retarded 16 year old looked up the build order for 9 hatch ling allin.
This grudge is about my playing on stream. I play protoss. my terran and zerg are awful. Chill and combatex played a main race grudge match. This isn't some bullshit "oh hey we have a grudge lets go skip around the merry go round" bullshit grudge match full of fun and games with kooky zvt cheese. I'm playing to prove I'm the superior player.
On October 22 2011 23:13 Kiante wrote: He specifically insulted my pvt. I played him. i beat him. he bm'd me and called me stupid when i tried to give him advice.
I don't want to lose a grudge match because a partially mentally retarded 16 year old looked up the build order for 9 hatch ling allin.
This grudge is about my playing on stream. I play protoss. my terran and zerg are awful. Chill and combatex played a main race grudge match. This isn't some bullshit "oh hey we have a grudge lets go skip around the merry go round" bullshit grudge match full of fun and games with kooky zvt cheese. I'm playing to prove I'm the superior player.
lol your original post that called for the grudge match seemed so lighthearted and fun.
Was it the statement I made about how I plan to place my balls upon your eyes? I'll make sure to repeat that in game one before I split my workers.
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