[GM] Kiante vs PuppyKiller

On October 22 2011 22:10 puppykiller wrote:
AWE YEAAAAH!!!!!! AND NOW FOR SOME SMACK TALK.




Kunta' Kinte',


I don't know anything about you. For this reason 100% of your persona to me is based solely upon stereotypes. However, this happens to be an advantage for you, as it makes you a much more intimidating opponent than you would be otherwise. I am many times more intimidated by a muscle bound, woman punching, goat-herder, who spends most of his time brewing moonshine in a wigwam, than I am intimidated by a young australasian hobbit who dresses up like Aldaris and parades around his parents house in a demented frenzy, drawing pylons with a blue crayon on every lightbulb.

I am surprised that you challenged me to a grudge match after I insulted you, considering that I am sure you are used to constant put-downs about your play. In fact, the only reason I trashed your play in the first place was because I wanted to fit in with the other noobish players in op teamliquid who find your inability to play the Jedi race a source of great humor and great confusion. Perhaps the reason you spend most of your time lurking on fish is for the benefit of not understanding your opponents disdainful spam.

I don't know why you named the account that you smurfed me on after the medicine that you use to kill the gnats that lay eggs in your rectum. Upon seeing a name that implies such a pitiful existence ask me for a game, I felt an overwhelming burden to go easy on you. Your wins were all flukes, and it is so very very unfortunate that it will take an LR thread and 10 casters to prove this to you.

Whatever happens in these games, I would like you to promise to me that in the end there will be no hard feelings. I will not be able to put an honest effort into winning this bo5 if upon your final GG, I have reason to suspect the terrifying threat of an enraged Aussie sheep-shaver, plunging into the pacific ocean to rope two massive sharks together with nothing but his bare hands and a coil of the collective intestines of a small indigenous village, for the sole intent of riding this bloodthirsty and hellbent raft all the way to California where he will then marathon his way tirelessly to the American Midwest, to ultimately satisfy his maniacal revenge fantasies, only stopping along the way to viciously (and might I add enthusiastically) poison his harpoon with his disgusting case of rectal gnats.

And with that I say good luck to you Kunta' Kinte'. Perhaps in this forthcoming dark moment of defeat, will the testicles you believe missing from me, finally show themselves as they gracefully drop onto your eyes, blocking out all light.

On October 22 2011 22:22 Kiante wrote:

I like how you're trying to make light of this when in reality you're a worthless player who demeans others to try and get some kind of meaning out of life. You may think this is all just some silly bullshit, but i'm 100% serious here son. I'm grudge matching you to put you in your place and we all know how this is going to turn out.

All i can ask is that you pick some fun maps for games 2 and 3 of this series as its obvious i wont get a chance to pick. As for your wall of pointless text you wrote here to try and get people on your side with some light hearted banter, i say fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. I hope once i beat your ass down 3-0 you'll stop and think before you talk trash about other players who are obviously superior too you.

As for putting down the name "Aspition". I'd just like to say that as someone who actually typed in puppykiller in the account name section of both the teamliquid and battle net account creation screens, you really aren't coming from a position of strength.

As for rescheduling, no.

On October 22 2011 22:41 puppykiller wrote:


OOOOH BOYOYOYOYO u do not know what your getting yourself into! I am gonna rape u harder then LRM)Game raped zergneedsfood's food.

I'm ok with not rescheduling as long as you admit that you're killing esports as well by agreeing to the time that I picked rather selfishly. It works for me and it works for you but unfortunately, not for esports. I guess that's something we must both have to be ok with. Don't accuse me of choosing a shit time, and then when inquire about rescheduling, imply that I'm dodging. i just do it to annoy you and make you swear since that's the only way you can get people to watch your stream.

As for your "fuck everything I stand for", I guess I didn't realize being awesome was offensive to you, shoulda figured. Yes go try and fuck my awesomeness and when your done please put more effort and creativity into your posts, they're rather boring to read.

And I named myself puppykiller because I am a puppy who kills things, not a thing that kills puppies.

On October 22 2011 23:13 Kiante wrote:
He specifically insulted my pvt. I played him. i beat him. he bm'd me and called me stupid when i tried to give him advice.

I don't want to lose a grudge match because a partially mentally retarded 16 year old looked up the build order for 9 hatch ling allin.

This grudge is about my playing on stream. I play protoss. my terran and zerg are awful. Chill and combatex played a main race grudge match. This isn't some bullshit "oh hey we have a grudge lets go skip around the merry go round" bullshit grudge match full of fun and games with kooky zvt cheese. I'm playing to prove I'm the superior player.

On October 22 2011 23:51 BLinD-RawR wrote:


because u master of lolis and game is world's biggest lolicon?

On October 22 2011 23:51 BLinD-RawR wrote:


because u master of lolis and game is world's biggest lolicon?