[SPL] Hwaseung OZ vs CJ Entus

How epic is Jaedong? This epic:




SING, O GODDESS, OF THE TYRANT LEE JAE DONG
The killer of legends, bred to consume all foes
The Overmind's only son, sent to light the way for us all.
Many brave souls had he sent to their graves,
Slumping down to the abyss of Hades, never heard from again.

He shouted a challenge to all the assembled hosts,
Present on the shores were KTF and SK,
ACE, MBC and STX

"I hold this golden mouse, a gift from the gods,
Who dares to challenge me? I care not your race"

Mighty Bisu, with fire in his eyes, rose to the challenge
from the ranks of his team, onto the field of battle.
Terror of the Zerg race from the day of his birth,
dipped into the river of good looks and fame
At a young age. He smiled and shouted,
"From the days of old,
When noble GARIMTO battled on the fields of Aiur
Protoss has always been the superior race!
Your defense is no match, I give it a five
You die now, Lee Jae Dong!"

They entered into combat, prodding for weakness
Valiant Jaedong, beloved of heaven, eyes like a laser,
Spotted an opening. He sent in his zerglings,
And struck first blood.
But mighty Bisu fought back,
Securing his choke point, and pondered the map
With the magick of observers, he spotted his enemy,
"Not even one sunken colony! What pathetic defense
I'll build up a ball and roll him right over!"
His strategy now set, he rallied his troops
And ordered them forward.

But sAviOr was watching, from high on Olympus
God of the Swarm, king of the brood,
And deflected the blow

The young protoss shrieked
"This map is imbalanced!
The sun was in my eyes! Bring back Monty Hall
and I'll show you who's best!"

Looking back one last time, he spotted young Fantasy,
beloved comrade and sparring partner. As if struck by a bolt
of lightling from a summer storm, Bisu sat up in his chair
His resolve redoubled. He rallied his forces,
From Adun to Shakuras, and pleaded with Fate
For the time to recover.

But it was no use;
All of the spectators, Korean and foreign
Could see the plain truth. Bisu was crippled,
His timing attack had failed, and Death sharpened his blade,
The outcome all but certain.

Like a hawk in the spring circles his prey
Before the kill, never toying with mercy,
Jaedong, eyes lit with the tortured souls of a million
Vanquished foes, scoured the battlefield clean of the enemy,
Honing his zerglings for the final assault.

"Your good looks and charm may have fooled the others,
But I knew the truth of your only weakness, mighty Bisu.
When dipped into that river, you were grasped by your pride!"

He reached back with all his might, a divine puppeteer
Pulling the strings of a thousand crackling catapaults
And let loose their fury to rampage and maim,
Bisu cried out at the moment of his death,
And pressed alt+f4, without even a "gg"

All the Zerg fanboys encamped on the shore
Threw up their hands in mirth, drunk with victory,
Licking the sweet nectar of protoss fans' tears
Their eternal chorus ringing across the mountains for
All generations to hear
"All Hail The Last Bonjwa"
"All Hail The Savior of Zergkind"