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L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
November 12 2010 01:29 GMT
#4261
FLAWLESS
VICTORY
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:30 GMT
#4262
L you fantastic motherfucker

Should've pushed for your lynch earlier instead of just wandering around saying 'oh hey L is playing weirdly someone look into that kthx'
lalala
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:30 GMT
#4263

Epilogue

[image loading]

I am Pandain. I used to be the mafia godfather. I used to be the leader of a group of lighthearted friends. I used to be a happy panda bear.

But then.

Suddenly all of that was taken away.



It started when L took a visit to Meapck_Ziphh’s place last night.
Gun cocked Meapak_Ziphh greeted L
L, “Hi are you a Plague doctor?”
Meapak_Ziphh, “YOU’RE A PLAGUE DOCTOR F*$%& YOUU!!!! I HATE DOCTORS”
L quickly took a step back, “Uhh, I’m a drug dealer, I mess with doctors?”
Meapak_Ziphh, “WHAT??? YOU’RE A DOCTOR???? I KILL YOU!!! POW POW!!!”

L ran away immediately, not without losing half his arm and splattering Meapak_Ziphh with tainted blood in the process.



NB got lost again. We never know where he goes anymore, we keep him around because during the day he’s a pretty good guy. However at night he turns himself into a killing beast and goes off and ends someone’s life.

I followed the screams. I grew closer to Node’s house.
Inside, NB sobbed. I didn’t understand why, until he cried that his only brother was dead by his own hands. He was clutching Node’s lifeless husk as if it was the only thing that tethered him to this world.

NB wiped his eyes clean and screamed. A nearby knife red from his brother’s blood. That’s how he killed himself. As tears mixed with the blood on the ground, he joined his brother, united at last.

I didn’t plan on eating dinner after that.



My radio crackled.
L yelled out, “It’s the third party! They’ve killed Infun! They’re rising up! They’re coming after me!!! I’ve gotta get out of here!!”

Tires squealed

A crash

Static on the radio



My last job. I was free after this. Maybe I’d go home, swing on the porch swing and watch my kids grow up. Drink some lemonade with the wife and get to putting my novel together. That would be nice. All that’s left was to kill Youngminii.

It was pitiful. He was hanging his red suit with a lighting bolt up on the coat rack next to his plush recliner. He must have given up. He knew the world had crashed around him. He turned around and looked at me. Or rather, he looked towards me. It didn’t seem like there was anything behind those eyes. He wasn’t going to run anymore. He just expected the bullet as I shot him through the head. I hoped the thereafter was more kind to him.



When I returned to town, all I found were bodies. Corpses. Cadavers. The dead were piled high. Some people had decided to stack up the bodies and tried to set them alight before they succumbed to the disease too. It didn’t work.

Murrayitis had exploded. I thought NB’s death was bad. Not compared to this. That was an ESRB approved loss of life. This was a mockery of human accomplishment. Something that no one should have ever have to set their eyes upon.

As I buried the bodies of L, Lunardestiny, Glasse, and Meapak_Ziphh, I shrugged off the mantle of godfather. Never again. Never again would I take pride in a disease to run rampant. Never again would I deceive the town into killing themselves. Never again would I touch a weapon again.

Until today.
To be continued

+ Show Spoiler +
Thanks L for the help writing this post!
Thank you Artanis[Xp] for letting me co-host this game
Thank you Qatol for making this game somewhat playable
Thank you DoctorH for helping Artanis with his last day post
And last of all, thank you all of the players. This game would never have been as epic without you all
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:32 GMT
#4264
Ok.. if I use nightkill on Pandain, Would everyone die?
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:34 GMT
#4265
Yep! And I would have gotten really really really really pissed.
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
November 12 2010 01:35 GMT
#4266
Pandain, who was supposed to die 2 days ago.

Pandain, who came up with this crazy plan to save himself from a sure lynch.

Pandain, who I said "you need to convince townies to vote for KtheZ lol good luck".

Pandain, who always cried "op me!" in IRC while I was trying to watch porn.

Pandain, who had so many obvious scum moments but listened to us and just slept his way out of the thread at convenient times.

Pandain, who defied my advice and claimed an active role and still managed to dupe the town with a role that should have been scrutinized more.

Pandain, who nightkilled Jcarl and made me wonder why the fuck did we even pick him?

Pandain, who probably should have been the first Scum lynched.

Pandain, probably gets the Most Improved Player award because the day of his lynch elevated his game. He learned how to lie like a master Scum player then deflect all attention away. Even youngminii's cries of "fucking lynch already!" couldn't stop the rape.

Epic.
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:36 GMT
#4267
I have to say, was a pretty epic game. I'm really glad that I was unlynchable and that I survived past the first day, 'cause I would've missed out on something that was pretty damn awesome.

Pandain, sorry if I seemed to come off as aggressive and a faggot to ya, I just knew you were scum and I wanted to dismiss your posts as cleanly and quickly as possible. Good work

L, you magnificent bastard.

Aeres, don't lie again ><

DrH, could've played better, but that's rich coming from me, hah.

Kenpachi, I believed you

Artanis and LSB, thanks for running this fantastic game. You guys are awesome. I love you. We love you. <3
lalala
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 12 2010 01:37 GMT
#4268
Lol Pandain killed me? Youuuuuuuuuu sunuvabitch

I have no idea how Pandain was overlooked, and it was so painful to watch that play out...
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infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
November 12 2010 01:37 GMT
#4269
nicely played by L and Pandain, but L should have been lynched 100%. I have almost no idea how he wasn't.

the entire LD vs L shitfest boils down to:

LunarD: hey i wanna side with town, everyone cool with taht?
L: NO UR LYING THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN IS IF YOU SIDE WITH MAFIA... (what kind of right-minded townie would try to argue to a 3rd party that their only chance of winning is to side with mafia?) and watch this, he's not even right about that:

if you had lynched Kenpachi and L, then Pandain hit by 3rd party at night, the town would have won come day because NB would have killed Node, also causing his own death.

the town was pretty indecisive, a recurring theme... since they spread their votes so epically, the mafia could have basically all claimed right before the lynch and still put the 2nd kill (besides kenpachi) on whoever they wanted anyway... it's no wonder Nemesis died instead of Pandain or L, and that sealed it.

congratulations mafia, it came down to the very end indeed... can't wait to see awards
Translator:3
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:39 GMT
#4270
On November 12 2010 10:37 infinitestory wrote:
the town was pretty indecisive, a recurring theme...

WELCOME TO TL MAFIA!
lalala
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
November 12 2010 01:40 GMT
#4271
On November 06 2010 06:55 LSB wrote:
SECRTZ MAFIA VOTE HAS BEEN USED ON COAGULATION


On November 06 2010 06:58 kitaman27 wrote:
##Unvote Coag
##Vote Pandain


-.-

I contend flawed time zone conversions lost us the game :p

Gratz Mafia.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:41 GMT
#4272
On November 12 2010 10:40 kitaman27 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 06 2010 06:55 LSB wrote:
SECRTZ MAFIA VOTE HAS BEEN USED ON COAGULATION


Show nested quote +
On November 06 2010 06:58 kitaman27 wrote:
##Unvote Coag
##Vote Pandain


-.-

I contend flawed time zone conversions lost us the game :p

Gratz Mafia.

Blame it on the silly europeans =P
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
November 12 2010 01:42 GMT
#4273
On November 12 2010 10:41 LSB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:40 kitaman27 wrote:
On November 06 2010 06:55 LSB wrote:
SECRTZ MAFIA VOTE HAS BEEN USED ON COAGULATION


On November 06 2010 06:58 kitaman27 wrote:
##Unvote Coag
##Vote Pandain


-.-

I contend flawed time zone conversions lost us the game :p

Gratz Mafia.

Blame it on the silly europeans =P

ooooooh no you dont.
LSB has been modkilled by Artanis[Xp].
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6789 Posts
November 12 2010 01:43 GMT
#4274
Wow that was a ton of fun... time to go and learn how to play Did I really kill L?
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
November 12 2010 01:43 GMT
#4275
What I want to know is how the heck NB went under the radar. He made such an obviously scummy post on day 1, got called out for it, and then he's suddenly forgotten?
Uff Da
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 01:44:31
November 12 2010 01:44 GMT
#4276
Roles (clickable).
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
November 12 2010 01:45 GMT
#4277
On November 12 2010 10:37 infinitestory wrote:
nicely played by L and Pandain, but L should have been lynched 100%. I have almost no idea how he wasn't.

the entire LD vs L shitfest boils down to:

LunarD: hey i wanna side with town, everyone cool with taht?
L: NO UR LYING THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN IS IF YOU SIDE WITH MAFIA... (what kind of right-minded townie would try to argue to a 3rd party that their only chance of winning is to side with mafia?) and watch this, he's not even right about that:

if you had lynched Kenpachi and L, then Pandain hit by 3rd party at night, the town would have won come day because NB would have killed Node, also causing his own death.

the town was pretty indecisive, a recurring theme... since they spread their votes so epically, the mafia could have basically all claimed right before the lynch and still put the 2nd kill (besides kenpachi) on whoever they wanted anyway... it's no wonder Nemesis died instead of Pandain or L, and that sealed it.

congratulations mafia, it came down to the very end indeed... can't wait to see awards


Actually I'm glad L kept arguing the way he did.

3rd party says they could win with Town or Scum but could have been lying. They could have had a win by themselves condition and just said it to stay alive. No way anyone could know ^_^

My major issue with this game was that the Mafia had 2KP, where as the Town has a TON of KP. This game was close yet only ONE Mafia player was ever lynched. This was an easy Scum win that turned into a drag out game because of the amounts of non-scum KP that ran rampant.
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:45 GMT
#4278
Stop opening the spreadsheet and block my vision!!!
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
November 12 2010 01:45 GMT
#4279
GG, well played maf, especially L + Pandain. How you managed to not get lynched is beyond me.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:47 GMT
#4280
Good decision on Youngminii not to claim Flash after he escaped lynch or people will be shitting on him until the game is over.
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