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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 12 2010 01:14 GMT
#4241
On November 12 2010 10:10 LunarDestiny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
there is an epic quotes thread

I remember, you switched votes to spare pandain.

But I am the one that warned LSB that we got an extra hour...

it was not smart of me. i think i honestly lost town this game.
RIP Aaliyah
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:15 GMT
#4242
Who did you poke on night 1?
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:15 GMT
#4243
it's okay drh i don't think you did anything wrong
well except trying to lynch me the first day but obviously i'm too awesome and unlynchable and stuff so it didn't matter anyways
lalala
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:15 GMT
#4244
What awesome stuff you did with your role Youngminii?
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
November 12 2010 01:16 GMT
#4245
On November 12 2010 10:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:10 LunarDestiny wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
there is an epic quotes thread

I remember, you switched votes to spare pandain.

But I am the one that warned LSB that we got an extra hour...

it was not smart of me. i think i honestly lost town this game.


Trash Collector that can check alignments, yet... people buy it.
靈魂交響曲
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:16 GMT
#4246
On November 12 2010 10:03 aidnai wrote:
Oh god LSB post already I have to leave for a work function in a few minutes and the suspense is killing me!

On November 12 2010 10:05 youngminii wrote:
I HAVE AN EXAM TO GET TO

POST NOW OR I FAIL


COME BACK AFTER WORK/EXAM AND READ. IT WILL BE EPIC. YOU WANT EPIC POST. NOT SH***Y POST.

AND WE ARE STILL WORKING HARD.
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:16 GMT
#4247
On November 12 2010 10:15 LunarDestiny wrote:
What awesome stuff you did with your role Youngminii?

...

nothing
lalala
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
November 12 2010 01:17 GMT
#4248
On November 12 2010 10:16 Fishball wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:10 LunarDestiny wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
there is an epic quotes thread

I remember, you switched votes to spare pandain.

But I am the one that warned LSB that we got an extra hour...

it was not smart of me. i think i honestly lost town this game.


Trash Collector that can check alignments, yet... people buy it.

People bought it despite every mafia member railing against him.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:17 GMT
#4249
On November 12 2010 10:16 Fishball wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:10 LunarDestiny wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
there is an epic quotes thread

I remember, you switched votes to spare pandain.

But I am the one that warned LSB that we got an extra hour...

it was not smart of me. i think i honestly lost town this game.


Trash Collector that can check alignments, yet... people buy it.

I don't understand why people didn't just KILL HIM

GOD HE WAS SO OBVIOUS FROM THE START
lalala
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:17 GMT
#4250
On November 12 2010 10:16 Fishball wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:14 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:10 LunarDestiny wrote:
On November 12 2010 10:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
there is an epic quotes thread

I remember, you switched votes to spare pandain.

But I am the one that warned LSB that we got an extra hour...

it was not smart of me. i think i honestly lost town this game.


Trash Collector that can check alignments, yet... people buy it.

Look what he found in the trash, Being Mafia For DUMMIES.
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:18 GMT
#4251
POST COMMING VERY SOON
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
November 12 2010 01:20 GMT
#4252
I think pandain played really well.
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
November 12 2010 01:20 GMT
#4253
How cruel would it be for the mods to give Artanis and LSB a temp ban right about now.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12970 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 01:25:55
November 12 2010 01:22 GMT
#4254
Day 6
[image loading]
Tonight would become the opus of Insania. Tonight battles were fought. Tonight, murrayitis would finally do its wretched work. Tonight, lots of people would die.

infundibulum had done what he had avoided all the previous days. He made sure L would not be lynched. He had been very hesitant about using his powers, but today he had felt he had no choice. Using his vote rigger ability, he had moved a vote from L onto NB. Although in theory this was simply moving one mafia vote to the other, in practice this meant assuring L’s survival.

After seeing the results of the ill-fated lynch, he had a feeling this was not going to end well. A third party that had made itself well known to town started to pursue him. As they caught up and held Infundibulum against the wall, they thanked him for his efforts, stating that they were now working with the mafia and would assure victory for both parties involved. “But how does that make you any better than them? Is that not what you wanted?”, Infundibulum pleaded. “We can always take care of the mafia later”, Lunar replied, as he pulled the trigger.
Infundibulum the Vote Rigger is now dead.
You are the Vote Rigger! After 'ensuring fair elections' in Russia, you know how to change people's votes! However, you only know how to change the person's vote so they will vote for you. Once per day, you can PM the mods to switch a person's vote to any other voter.


Youngminii, also known as Lee Young Ho, was a particularly vocal member of the town. He barely had time to lynch people as most of the time he would lock himself up in KT Rolster’s basement to play Jaedong in secret. Unfortunately, this night would not be like other nights.

After coming home from lynch day and entering his basement, he found Pandain staring at him. To be concluded...
You are Flash! Your exceptional ability to turtle has allowed you to dodge any lynch. Should you ever be voted to be lynched, the person with the second most votes will get lynched instead.


Node Forsaw his own death. He knew the mafia was coming after him. He opened the door expecting death. And saw instead... his brother NB.
To be concluded...
You are the Oracle! Every day, you get a vision of someone that's about to get hit the coming night. Use this ability wisely.

You are the Crazed Gunman! You like killing people, that's why you joined up with the mafia. Once per night you kill someone at random. However, your health is tied to that of (the Oracle), if (the Oracle) dies, you die too. You can hit the mafia and even yourself if lady luck frowns on you.


Meapak_Ziphh was sitting nice and comfy in her elderly home when suddenly a young man entered his house. The man was dressed like a doctor, and Meapak does not take kindly of doctors. Immediately after the man tried to ‘heal’ her, she immediately grabbed her purse, grabbed a gun and shot L resulting in his death.
L the Mafia Drugs Dealer has died.
You are the Mafia Drugsdealer! After hearing about the plague doctors, you have been hired by the Mafia to make their job a little harder. Every night, you may choose to deal drugs with any one person. If that person was a plague doctor, he will now infect his target with Murrayitis instead of curing them for that night.


Unfortunately, it turned out that L had an infection. It quickly spread to her arm, and a ‘click’ was heard. The mastermind behind Murrayitis had decided it was time to put the plan into action. Meapak started to puke but couldn’t open her mouth far enough. She suffocated in her own puke.
Meapak_Ziphh the Granny Veteran has died.
You are the Granny Veteran! Stupid doctors keep pushing you around, so you're gonna show them! You can survive a hit, but if a doctor visits you, they will eat lead.


LunarDestiny found himself in a deep deep sleep that night. He had begun to feel ill over the past couple of days and the town doctor told him to just rest. He thought it was a foolish solution but complied nonetheless. He awoke in a coughing fit, overcome with the unpleasant sensation of meaty lumps in his throat.

As he coughed and hacked away, a putrid brown substance was found within his expectorant. What was it? By god, it was spam! The cold combination of chopped pork shoulders and ham combined with the rank mucous to make an unbearable smell. Not only that, but he suddenly had the urge to watch old comedy films starring Bill Murray.

He knew it was the end. This couldn't be anything but the deadly M-Rus virus. Spam oozed out of his pores upsetting any moderator within a mile. He fell to the ground on his knees and prayed for the sweet release of death. As his lungs filled with spam the world around him dimmed. For reasons he didn't quite understand, he found himself cursing DoctorHelvetica's name.

LunarDestiny the Bulletproof Traitor has died.
You are a Bulletproof! You cannot be killed at night (but this ability can be roleblocked). You sense something growing within you though, and aren't very happy in your current position. You're also very hesitant to tell this to anyone.


As LunarDestiny took his last dying breath, Glasse bust into his room.

"NO! LUNAR!" He cried out.

Glasse stooped over the corpse of his compatriot and cried. His tears dropped onto the puddles of spam surrounding Lunar's corpse. What Glasse didn't know was that his magic tears had the ability to give life to inatimate objects.

Thus, the first giant spam monster was first born.

Glasse backed away in horror but he was no match for a giant spam monster. With one mighty swipe of his giant spam claws, Glasse was bludgeoned into oblivion. Remember kids, spam kills.

Glasse the Broadcaster Traitor has died.
You are the Broadcaster. Every night starting night 1, you may PM me a message of max. 100 characters. This message will be placed in the next day post.


Who's missing from this post? Epilogue soon to follow.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:25 GMT
#4255
if my math is correct

i see 3/2/0 atm
lalala
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:25 GMT
#4256
whoops 1/2/0
lalala
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 12 2010 01:25 GMT
#4257
On November 12 2010 10:25 youngminii wrote:
if my math is correct

i see 3/2/0 atm

You fail at math =P
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:26 GMT
#4258
well

that's what you @#$%ers get for siding with scum
lalala
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
November 12 2010 01:27 GMT
#4259
On November 12 2010 10:26 youngminii wrote:
well

that's what you @#$%ers get for siding with scum

I actually prefer myself losing.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
November 12 2010 01:28 GMT
#4260
On November 12 2010 10:27 LunarDestiny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 10:26 youngminii wrote:
well

that's what you @#$%ers get for siding with scum

I actually prefer myself losing.

so do i

loser
lalala
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