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This thread is for discussing recent bans. Don't discuss other topics here.

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nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
December 28 2011 17:34 GMT
#15001
On December 29 2011 02:20 Myles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 01:53 Hassybaby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=298676

I know there aren't bans, but this thread is making my laugh so much right now :D

EDIT: Nvm!

cydial was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-09-09 20:59:14 and had 195 posts.

Reason: so the first thing you do after a one week ban is make a blog to stir up the exact same discussion that got you banned. this does not amuse the pears


CoW, you're awesome

I swear this is the perfect time for an 'at first I was...' meme because initially I didn't get the pear reference, then I went to the thread and haven't stopped laughing since. The puns in that thread are so bad, yet so halarious.


Im surpised that it got to a second page, also cows are herbivores.
LightningStrike
Profile Joined February 2011
United States14277 Posts
December 28 2011 18:01 GMT
#15002
liaoduanjia was just banned by TL.net Bot.

That account was created on 2011-12-29 02:32:06 and had 1 posts.

Reason: Advertising

It's alive and doing well :o But when i mean it i mean the TL.net Bot ;o
May the next light shine/Former #1 Alliance LoL fan/ Current Teamliquid LoL Fan
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
December 28 2011 19:00 GMT
#15003
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.
memes are a dish best served dank
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-28 22:35:47
December 28 2011 22:35 GMT
#15004
On December 29 2011 04:00 marttorn wrote:
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.


eh.

I'm miffed that I missed the "Gamer Girl Manifesto" thread, or whatever it was originally titled. But that's what happens when you ignore SC2 General. Whatever it was, it must have been epic to lead to the posting of this:

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[image loading]


Ah, but such gems:


when i play counter-strike i get shouted at and get called a faggot but i dont give a fucking shit cuz im a hard ass motherfucker and these women need to fucking man up cuz they are whining about something weird idk its dumb

ive like hella literally never met a GOOD GURL G4M3R

User was warned for this post


Well, thats it, I'm gonna get banned but whatever, this is too much, someone needs to kick you in the cunt.

User was temp banned for this post.


Well they didn't deny that they were there to make me a sammich. They really should put that in there if they want to be taken seriously.

User was temp banned for this post.

I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
December 29 2011 03:46 GMT
#15005
On December 29 2011 04:00 marttorn wrote:
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.


I agree. That blog and almost all the posts in there + the ban from vGI-CoW just made me laugh my ass off for like a good 5 - 10 minutes
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
BobTheLob
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada362 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 06:34:42
December 29 2011 06:33 GMT
#15006
WOOT I'M BACK I had to go to a wedding and had three holiday meals and I own a Laptop and an android phone, it had to be done so I would be more social oh well haven't really felt the need to post in my down time anyways any major happening's while I was gone? (was a two day)
BobTheLob Lurker extraordinaire
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
December 29 2011 07:45 GMT
#15007
On December 29 2011 12:46 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 04:00 marttorn wrote:
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.


I agree. That blog and almost all the posts in there + the ban from vGI-CoW just made me laugh my ass off for like a good 5 - 10 minutes


I still don't get the whole joke, I was confused.
For the record, I've tried one pear and it was brown.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 08:10:22
December 29 2011 08:04 GMT
#15008
On December 29 2011 16:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 12:46 Seeker wrote:
On December 29 2011 04:00 marttorn wrote:
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.


I agree. That blog and almost all the posts in there + the ban from vGI-CoW just made me laugh my ass off for like a good 5 - 10 minutes


I still don't get the whole joke, I was confused.
For the record, I've tried one pear and it was brown.


Some kinds are supposed to be brown. There are brown ones and green ones.

The joke was because he misspelled "peers" as "pears". Thus logically leading to two pages of fruit puns. I guess.



Edit: you guys notice that this thread is now over 15,000 replies? Hassybaby sniped #15,000 if you count the deleted posts.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
nam nam
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden4672 Posts
December 29 2011 08:12 GMT
#15009
You should ban apples too. Hate them fruits.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
December 29 2011 08:20 GMT
#15010
On December 29 2011 17:12 nam nam wrote:
You should ban apples too. Hate them fruits.


Really?

Guy doesn't even have any posts: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=apples

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I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
December 29 2011 10:44 GMT
#15011
On December 29 2011 17:04 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 16:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
On December 29 2011 12:46 Seeker wrote:
On December 29 2011 04:00 marttorn wrote:
Rofl! That "Being banned" thread wasn't pearticularly good, but a few people just saved it completely.


I agree. That blog and almost all the posts in there + the ban from vGI-CoW just made me laugh my ass off for like a good 5 - 10 minutes


I still don't get the whole joke, I was confused.
For the record, I've tried one pear and it was brown.


Some kinds are supposed to be brown. There are brown ones and green ones.

The joke was because he misspelled "peers" as "pears". Thus logically leading to two pages of fruit puns. I guess.



Edit: you guys notice that this thread is now over 15,000 replies? Hassybaby sniped #15,000 if you count the deleted posts.




In your face Optical!

The 20k post will also be mine!
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
December 29 2011 11:17 GMT
#15012
i know this is just a warning and not a ban, but it made me laugh somewhat...


On December 23 2011 11:09 AeroEffect wrote:
-_- apparently I was giving bad advice. Just because its bad in your opinion (Mod) doesnt mean its bad to everyone else. get it straight bro.
User was warned for BAD ADVICE.

You have the power to create your own destiny.
-_-Quails
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia796 Posts
December 29 2011 14:04 GMT
#15013
On December 29 2011 01:53 Hassybaby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=298676

I know there aren't bans, but this thread is making my laugh so much right now :D

EDIT: Nvm!

Show nested quote +
cydial was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-09-09 20:59:14 and had 195 posts.

Reason: so the first thing you do after a one week ban is make a blog to stir up the exact same discussion that got you banned. this does not amuse the pears


CoW, you're awesome

This reminded me of the Idra's biggest fan blog. Also I wish that I had a pear, the comments made me hungry.

Pre-edit: F@#$, a beetle just appeared on my desk and crawled into my keyboard. No longer hungry. How am I supposed to get it out?
"I post only when my brain works." - Reaper9
SeaSwift
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Scotland4486 Posts
December 29 2011 14:32 GMT
#15014
On December 29 2011 23:04 -_-Quails wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 01:53 Hassybaby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=298676

I know there aren't bans, but this thread is making my laugh so much right now :D

EDIT: Nvm!

cydial was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-09-09 20:59:14 and had 195 posts.

Reason: so the first thing you do after a one week ban is make a blog to stir up the exact same discussion that got you banned. this does not amuse the pears


CoW, you're awesome

This reminded me of the Idra's biggest fan blog. Also I wish that I had a pear, the comments made me hungry.

Pre-edit: F@#$, a beetle just appeared on my desk and crawled into my keyboard. No longer hungry. How am I supposed to get it out?


Shake it. Hard. If that fails, hit it off your arm a few times.
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
December 29 2011 14:45 GMT
#15015
On December 29 2011 23:32 SeaSwift wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 23:04 -_-Quails wrote:
On December 29 2011 01:53 Hassybaby wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=298676

I know there aren't bans, but this thread is making my laugh so much right now :D

EDIT: Nvm!

cydial was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-09-09 20:59:14 and had 195 posts.

Reason: so the first thing you do after a one week ban is make a blog to stir up the exact same discussion that got you banned. this does not amuse the pears


CoW, you're awesome

This reminded me of the Idra's biggest fan blog. Also I wish that I had a pear, the comments made me hungry.

Pre-edit: F@#$, a beetle just appeared on my desk and crawled into my keyboard. No longer hungry. How am I supposed to get it out?


Shake it. Hard. If that fails, hit it off your arm a few times.

That's what he sai- oh crap.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 29 2011 15:58 GMT
#15016
On December 29 2011 17:12 nam nam wrote:
You should ban apples too. Hate them fruits.

Screw you, buddy. Love them apples. :D

On-topic: I saved that picture of Girl Gamer Manifesto to my phone. I don't know when or how I'll use it, but when I do, it'll be glorious. For now, it will remain next to my picture of Boesthius with a roll of toilet paper on his head.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-30 00:23:28
December 29 2011 16:11 GMT
#15017
Oleg, I was there when you registered and now I am here in your death. You remind me of me when I was an innocent 10 year old.

I wish you had taken the time to learn how things work here but you didn't so with this post, you are forgotten. T_T gg no re.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
December 30 2011 02:35 GMT
#15018
Who is Oleg? And when were you an innocent 10 year old? ;]
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
December 30 2011 03:09 GMT
#15019
oleg appears to be some guy, who claims to be named oleg
Jesushooves
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada553 Posts
December 30 2011 04:13 GMT
#15020
On December 30 2011 12:09 turdburgler wrote:
oleg appears to be some guy, who claims to be named oleg

Your logic is flawed.
Lose its good, after will be win.
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