EPTFor the lovely poems.
Your bans are the most entertaining.
Edit: Rephrasing.
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impression
413 Posts
For the lovely poems. Your bans are the most entertaining. Edit: Rephrasing. | ||
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Navillus
United States1188 Posts
On November 23 2011 09:05 Blazinghand wrote: Nyovne is actually a time traveler. That's the only way he could have written that poem. Pro tip for aspiring lit majors: think about the writer credited with the introduction of a brand of protagonist who is antisocial, troubled, and jaded in western literature. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say Lord Byron because I learned about him and Byronic heroes last year. + Show Spoiler + edit: I just checked :DDD | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
SC2 vs BW round 163522! | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
On November 23 2011 18:05 Synwave wrote: Oh look a massive ban bait thread all set and ready to trap people. First reply was warned even! I expect to come back tomorrow after work (and probably skyrim) to find some juicy bans to laugh at. SC2 vs BW round 163522! Oh, look, only second post in and already the metagame was mentioned. | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
PvT's protoss | ||
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On November 23 2011 20:31 marttorn wrote: Some bans getting doled out in today's Code S. It's pretty unpleasant overall, even the stuff that doesn't (imo) warrant a warning/ban is just negative and skims the line. I guess it's expected of the matchup, considering it's two bo5 + Show Spoiler + PvT's protoss Code S does bring out a few extra whiners... One of the few times that the LR actually irritated me. I'm generally ok with what people say, whatever it is..but their reactions to the situation was so annoying | ||
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impression
413 Posts
On November 23 2011 20:52 Hassybaby wrote: Code S does bring out a few extra whiners... One of the few times that the LR actually irritated me. I'm generally ok with what people say, whatever it is..but their reactions to the situation was so annoying Its all racists in there  They just need to chill out and get along with one another. Try out playing the other races, and realize that the game isn't necessarily imbalanced. I also hate the pages and pages of all caps names of people who just won a game, e.g LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOCK!Its annoying after more than 3 people do it. Oh well, I guess excitement is hard to contain ^_^ LR threads are the only place people are allowed to get away with low content, one word posts on the whole site so I suppose they take advantage of it. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
Imagine running your car on fanboy whining. | ||
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On November 23 2011 20:57 A_Bandersnatch wrote: Its all racists in there They just need to chill out and get along with one another. Try out playing the other races, and realize that the game isn't necessarily imbalanced. I also hate the pages and pages of all caps names of people who just won a game, e.g LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOCK!Its annoying after more than 3 people do it. Oh well, I guess excitement is hard to contain ^_^ LR threads are the only place people are allowed to get away with low content, one word posts on the whole site so I suppose they take advantage of it. Shhhh, don't give away my plans to get 5k posts quickly! While I agree with you, I don't see it as a good enough reason to cash in there, especially if they're excited. The MLG LRs should be a clear example of how that's not tolerated | ||
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nihlon
Sweden5581 Posts
On November 23 2011 21:12 Aeres wrote: If we could channel the raw emotion imbued in your standard LR thread into a usable form of energy, TL would be disgustingly rich for creating a reliable alternate energy source. Imagine running your car on fanboy whining. You don't happen to have watched Green lantern recently? | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On November 23 2011 21:46 nihlon wrote: You don't happen to have watched Green lantern recently? No, I haven't. Why do you ask? | ||
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nihlon
Sweden5581 Posts
 Just be careful what emotions you choose to harness from, that's all I'll say. | ||
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2594 Posts
I really like Aeres's notion of harnessing the energy of forum QQ. Maybe some sort of turbine that attaches to the caps lock key and generates a kilowatt hour of electricity when it's pressed. That should generate a fair bit of energy, and also reduce the amount of screaming we see on TL by making the key nigh impossible to push without help. | ||
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On November 23 2011 22:04 AmericanUmlaut wrote: I think we should just have a rule that the first all caps cry of joy over a player's victory is permitted, and every one after that gets a two-day. Then you'll have to consider whether you're really excited enough about that game to take the risk of getting ninjaed. I really like Aeres's notion of harnessing the energy of forum QQ. Maybe some sort of turbine that attaches to the caps lock key and generates a kilowatt hour of electricity when it's pressed. That should generate a fair bit of energy, and also reduce the amount of screaming we see on TL by making the key nigh impossible to push without help. Global warming solutions through TL anger management. Who needs to throw iron filings into the Pacific? | ||
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impression
413 Posts
Although I somehow thing that the energy used to keep their compute running would still surpass the amount released from their eager fingers as they type out their QQing. | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
On November 23 2011 21:12 Aeres wrote: If we could channel the raw emotion imbued in your standard LR thread into a usable form of energy, TL would be disgustingly rich for creating a reliable alternate energy source. Imagine running your car on fanboy whining. Genius. So much easier, and much less expensive than all those big oil platforms. I could perhaps devise of such an energy extractor. As long as it's USB compatible. edit: Oh my god, I figured it out. Nobody ever actually whines in LR threads. Nazgul and Meat have taken captive a multitude of users. Users who he has forced into whining compulsively, a form of slavery. The banlings (WHO ARE IN ON IT) pretend to be all disappointed and frustrated ("oh, will you whiners ever learn?") as they see these users forced to type out more and more whining. Why? Because with every ban, comes energy in the form of oil. So every mod/banling/admin has a tube (with an USB cord on it, ofc) plugged into their computers, and every time someone is banned, a liter of oil sputters out. This is how the modern world survives. | ||
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impression
413 Posts
On November 23 2011 22:12 marttorn wrote: Genius. So much easier, and much less expensive than all those big oil platforms. I could perhaps devise of such an energy extractor. As long as it's USB compatible. And credit it to TheToast for all the times you have stolen his suggestions Also, no oil spills! Baby seals are safe! | ||
GMarshal
United States22154 Posts
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
On November 23 2011 22:28 GMarshal wrote: this thread is going to quickly degenerate into a mass of bans, I think. Any thread with even mild religious connotations tends to go to crap pretty fast. >.> <.< I honestly don't know how to justify the existence of such threads. They make the general forum such a crappy and sad place. The only reason why I haven't removed the general forum from the sidebar is because there are some threads which I frequent. (and it's not the KMD) + Show Spoiler + ok, I admit, it is Edit: yay pagetop, need spam pics of sexy banhammers. how about this one, guys? ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/FX1Ki.jpg) | ||
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2594 Posts
On November 23 2011 22:21 JesusOurSaviour wrote: Don't worry guys, Christian women get raped in the muslim world all the time. This is the war America is fighting: to replace the Taliban with another regime sympathetic to the evils of Islam. | ||
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