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On January 17 2014 13:22 cLAN.Anax wrote:Show nested quote +cloneThorN was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2012-09-26 05:08:03 and had 246 posts.
Reason: Have 14 days of arbitrary punishment because whatever, I feel you deserve it and the system is set up to allow me to get away with it so why not, right? That's how this works, right? Related post: Show nested quote +On January 17 2014 06:42 cloneThorN wrote:On January 17 2014 01:26 Lazuras wrote:
just to confirm that most officers (that i've come across) are complete scum:
i have a history of heavy drug addiction wich litteraly puts you in the bottom of the pit in the eyes of the police as they assume you are prepared to do anything to get your hands on your fix, its partly true but most drug addicts still dont have the coincence to commit burglary or theft instead prefering begging, prostitution, ecs.
i did a couple of burglaries but what iam about to tell you happened when i hadnt commited any such crimes, that came later.
i was sitting inside a toilet of Éntre Malmö, Sweden. i had taken Benzo(iktorivil) and was injecting heroin, completely out of my mind and having trouble following reality, the staff of the local food store inside of Éntre come in and ask me to leave cause it was closing time.
I REALLY try to leave but end up blacking out and waking up when they tell me again, finally they call the police.
the next thing i remember is standing perfectly still in handcuffs when suddenly i feel a hand grabbing me on the back of my head, slamming me into the police door several times, they throw me into the car and we start driving away.
I started getting confused after we drove for about 20 minutes as the police station is not that far away, we werent going to the police station however, we were going to the woods several miles away, Järavallen, kävlinge kommun. (anyone who lives in skåne, sweden should know what iam talking about, there is a very famous golfcourse nearby)
the people out to protect us pull me out of the car and start beating me senseless and spraying mace in my eyes, while i scream in agony, crying and begging them to stop i hear them lauging and saying: "det är det här som händer jävla pundare!" Litteraly: "this is what happens you fucking junkie"
the beating goes on for about a minute, mind you it felt like an hour, they put me on my feet making sure i can walk then proceed to drive away, leaving me in the woods at night.
I hate the police, and will always hate them, when i meet people who say they aspire to become police officers i immediatly think of them as saddistic scum out to prove their power because their daddy hated them.
And i bet this is why these assholes beat poor kelly to death, his father loves him and their fathers sees them as pathetic failures, this eates at their souls and they need recognition. dont suspend them from the force, kill them.. FUCKING KILL THEM, use them for medical experimentation, god damnit!! I FUCKING HATE THE POLICE Personally i think that the police went a tad over the egde with leaving you in a forest, considering you got both wolves and bears over there. However, i know that i would probably have beaten you a little, for what i think is obvious reasons. The fact that you became a burglar later on, implies that they had the right idea too. User was temp banned for this post. I see this ban igniting into a controversy very quickly. I summon KwarK; would love a more elaborate elucidation, because it seems this ban goes beyond just this one post. Once again, posting in General is the most dangerous maneuver on TL.  + Show Spoiler +Huh. Couldn't find it with the "[b][red]user was" search trick.... Was definitely more than a half hour after the ban too.
I felt like dispensing in some arbitrary punishment against someone who wants to hand out that kind of stuff if he were a police officer. If he accepts it then no real harm done because he didn't mind, if he resents it then maybe he'll learn from the experience and if he protests that I'm meant to be following some kind of rule system to help the website as a whole rather than just abusing my powers to fuck with people whenever I feel like it because I can then we can all appreciate the irony in that.
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lolol those are two of the funniest posts i've read in a while
the junkie who hates the pigs and the stupid person who wants to beat junkies up
kwark shouldve banned him just because TL is not facebook and that is some facebook quality posting right there
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On January 17 2014 14:33 KwarK wrote:Show nested quote +On January 17 2014 13:22 cLAN.Anax wrote:cloneThorN was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2012-09-26 05:08:03 and had 246 posts.
Reason: Have 14 days of arbitrary punishment because whatever, I feel you deserve it and the system is set up to allow me to get away with it so why not, right? That's how this works, right? Related post: On January 17 2014 06:42 cloneThorN wrote:On January 17 2014 01:26 Lazuras wrote:
just to confirm that most officers (that i've come across) are complete scum:
i have a history of heavy drug addiction wich litteraly puts you in the bottom of the pit in the eyes of the police as they assume you are prepared to do anything to get your hands on your fix, its partly true but most drug addicts still dont have the coincence to commit burglary or theft instead prefering begging, prostitution, ecs.
i did a couple of burglaries but what iam about to tell you happened when i hadnt commited any such crimes, that came later.
i was sitting inside a toilet of Éntre Malmö, Sweden. i had taken Benzo(iktorivil) and was injecting heroin, completely out of my mind and having trouble following reality, the staff of the local food store inside of Éntre come in and ask me to leave cause it was closing time.
I REALLY try to leave but end up blacking out and waking up when they tell me again, finally they call the police.
the next thing i remember is standing perfectly still in handcuffs when suddenly i feel a hand grabbing me on the back of my head, slamming me into the police door several times, they throw me into the car and we start driving away.
I started getting confused after we drove for about 20 minutes as the police station is not that far away, we werent going to the police station however, we were going to the woods several miles away, Järavallen, kävlinge kommun. (anyone who lives in skåne, sweden should know what iam talking about, there is a very famous golfcourse nearby)
the people out to protect us pull me out of the car and start beating me senseless and spraying mace in my eyes, while i scream in agony, crying and begging them to stop i hear them lauging and saying: "det är det här som händer jävla pundare!" Litteraly: "this is what happens you fucking junkie"
the beating goes on for about a minute, mind you it felt like an hour, they put me on my feet making sure i can walk then proceed to drive away, leaving me in the woods at night.
I hate the police, and will always hate them, when i meet people who say they aspire to become police officers i immediatly think of them as saddistic scum out to prove their power because their daddy hated them.
And i bet this is why these assholes beat poor kelly to death, his father loves him and their fathers sees them as pathetic failures, this eates at their souls and they need recognition. dont suspend them from the force, kill them.. FUCKING KILL THEM, use them for medical experimentation, god damnit!! I FUCKING HATE THE POLICE Personally i think that the police went a tad over the egde with leaving you in a forest, considering you got both wolves and bears over there. However, i know that i would probably have beaten you a little, for what i think is obvious reasons. The fact that you became a burglar later on, implies that they had the right idea too. User was temp banned for this post. I see this ban igniting into a controversy very quickly. I summon KwarK; would love a more elaborate elucidation, because it seems this ban goes beyond just this one post. Once again, posting in General is the most dangerous maneuver on TL. + Show Spoiler +Huh. Couldn't find it with the "[b][red]user was" search trick.... Was definitely more than a half hour after the ban too. I felt like dispensing in some arbitrary punishment against someone who wants to hand out that kind of stuff if he were a police officer. If he accepts it then no real harm done because he didn't mind, if he resents it then maybe he'll learn from the experience and if he protests that I'm meant to be following some kind of rule system to help the website as a whole rather than just abusing my powers to fuck with people whenever I feel like it because I can then we can all appreciate the irony in that.
isn't it some insanely early time in the UK? Do you ever sleep?
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Justice never rests
Justice is all-seeing
Kwark never rests and is all-seeing
QED Kwark is Justice
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KwarK spends too much time posting for that; Kadaver's predominantly the one handing out bans.
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On January 17 2014 13:22 cLAN.Anax wrote:Once again, posting in General is the most dangerous maneuver on TL.
Can confirm to be true. Just got back from first ban in 5 years for rage quitting general threads.
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TLADT24920 Posts
On January 17 2014 13:22 cLAN.Anax wrote:Show nested quote +cloneThorN was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2012-09-26 05:08:03 and had 246 posts.
Reason: Have 14 days of arbitrary punishment because whatever, I feel you deserve it and the system is set up to allow me to get away with it so why not, right? That's how this works, right? Related post: Show nested quote +On January 17 2014 06:42 cloneThorN wrote:On January 17 2014 01:26 Lazuras wrote:
just to confirm that most officers (that i've come across) are complete scum:
i have a history of heavy drug addiction wich litteraly puts you in the bottom of the pit in the eyes of the police as they assume you are prepared to do anything to get your hands on your fix, its partly true but most drug addicts still dont have the coincence to commit burglary or theft instead prefering begging, prostitution, ecs.
i did a couple of burglaries but what iam about to tell you happened when i hadnt commited any such crimes, that came later.
i was sitting inside a toilet of Éntre Malmö, Sweden. i had taken Benzo(iktorivil) and was injecting heroin, completely out of my mind and having trouble following reality, the staff of the local food store inside of Éntre come in and ask me to leave cause it was closing time.
I REALLY try to leave but end up blacking out and waking up when they tell me again, finally they call the police.
the next thing i remember is standing perfectly still in handcuffs when suddenly i feel a hand grabbing me on the back of my head, slamming me into the police door several times, they throw me into the car and we start driving away.
I started getting confused after we drove for about 20 minutes as the police station is not that far away, we werent going to the police station however, we were going to the woods several miles away, Järavallen, kävlinge kommun. (anyone who lives in skåne, sweden should know what iam talking about, there is a very famous golfcourse nearby)
the people out to protect us pull me out of the car and start beating me senseless and spraying mace in my eyes, while i scream in agony, crying and begging them to stop i hear them lauging and saying: "det är det här som händer jävla pundare!" Litteraly: "this is what happens you fucking junkie"
the beating goes on for about a minute, mind you it felt like an hour, they put me on my feet making sure i can walk then proceed to drive away, leaving me in the woods at night.
I hate the police, and will always hate them, when i meet people who say they aspire to become police officers i immediatly think of them as saddistic scum out to prove their power because their daddy hated them.
And i bet this is why these assholes beat poor kelly to death, his father loves him and their fathers sees them as pathetic failures, this eates at their souls and they need recognition. dont suspend them from the force, kill them.. FUCKING KILL THEM, use them for medical experimentation, god damnit!! I FUCKING HATE THE POLICE Personally i think that the police went a tad over the egde with leaving you in a forest, considering you got both wolves and bears over there. However, i know that i would probably have beaten you a little, for what i think is obvious reasons. The fact that you became a burglar later on, implies that they had the right idea too. User was temp banned for this post. I see this ban igniting into a controversy very quickly. I summon KwarK; would love a more elaborate elucidation, because it seems this ban goes beyond just this one post. Once again, posting in General is the most dangerous maneuver on TL. + Show Spoiler +Huh. Couldn't find it with the "[b][red]user was" search trick.... Was definitely more than a half hour after the ban too.
sad story  Would've liked to know the background or rather how that TL user ended up using benzo's and such. Hopefully he managed to help himself. I feel that the ban was justified. Promoting violence is not the way to go at all especially when it's obvious that the TL poster was pretty upset at what I would call unjustified treatment.
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This thread is way too serious right now. Can anyone find rollora's balance whine?
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I like how he specifically says he is 'not' talking about balance
then gets banned anyways hahaha
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TLADT24920 Posts
unless I'm mistaken, there was someone who was unit whining in the LR but I think it was yesterday? Maybe it was him? He should've been more subtle lol
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your Country52797 Posts
TheKefka was just banned by MoonBear.
That account was created on 2011-03-06 18:49:01 and had 8812 posts.
Reason: You've been around less time than your last ban and you post this. You were explicitly told by Nyovne to stop terrible posting and given a three-month ban. At this point there are no options left.
By the power vested in me by the Great Ban God, I hereby smite your account.
The Emperor Protects.
On January 21 2014 20:11 TheKefka wrote:
Call me when they got a sex tape out.
User was banned for this post.
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Haven't been in this thread for a while, but TheKefka being banned for that post comes as a bit of a surprise to me.
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that's moonbear for you. easily the worst mod on this site
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your Country52797 Posts
On January 22 2014 05:04 IgnE wrote:
seems a bit much
I dunno kev
+ Show Spoiler +On May 26 2011 20:58 TheKefka wrote:
I know im gonna get flamed for this but,why is it reasonable for a zerg to kill anything that protoss has and still have 3 k money in the bank?
User was warned for this post On July 27 2011 17:30 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 17:29 Motion wrote:
yeah i know nobody can see this, but i think this is good for sc2
and ESPORT is not dieing because of BW! I think it's a great opportunity to start the "transfer" to SC2 You probably don't yet realize this but : a) your gonna get banned and b) the way it is now SC2 in Korea will bite the dust sooner than BW User was warned for this post On August 01 2011 04:55 TheKefka wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/XiXk7.jpg) User was warned for this post On August 27 2011 6:07 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On August 27 2011 06:07 Ashworth wrote:
this part is so cringeworthy, no one gives a shit about halo and call of duty No one gives a shit about your opinion,so go to your seat,stfu about other games and enjoy your sc2 User was warned for this post On December 08 2011 16:49 TheKefka wrote:
Qtpie is a buterface.
User was warned for this post On January 09 2012 02:10 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2012 02:10 Spitmode wrote:On January 09 2012 02:09 YoiChiBow wrote:
that was fucking insane. LOL
Anyone woulda died there in that specific situation. DAT MICRO :O anyone but marinekingprime I don't agree but whatever,can't argue with fanboys. User was warned for this post On June 10 2012 06:16 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On June 10 2012 06:15 Probe1 wrote:
You'll notice that every unpopular unit in SC2 (WoL and HotS) have analogues in C&C Red Alert 2 and 3. Conspiracy? You decide. It's not a conspiracy its browder being a retarded stubborn fuck. It's pretty sad and ironic how every time someone mentions implementation of more bw units he's like :"sure bw,great game,go play it",but he has needs to clone a c&c unit every time he makes a game. User was warned for this post http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=151#7On June 19 2012 02:42 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On June 19 2012 02:41 ZenithM wrote:On June 19 2012 02:40 Benjamin99 wrote:On June 19 2012 02:39 ZenithM wrote:
Omg is Fraer the new zerg bonjwa? Well yea, but he is Protoss  User was warned for this post http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=364387¤tpage=14#261On September 02 2012 21:56 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +Haha!
Doing drugs is a complete waste of time. There is absolutely no benefit.
gasmeter your every post in this thread has been nothing but a one liner.Either make a decent post or gtfo User was warned for this post On October 20 2012 18:25 TheKefka wrote:
Oh well,gz to life.
Pretty sad state of affair this game when siege tanks spend more time attacking unsieged than in siege mode.
User was warned for this post http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=377911¤tpage=137#2723On December 01 2012 12:05 TheKefka wrote:
regi is a retard
User was warned for this post http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=385876¤tpage=92#1823On May 27 2013 21:29 TheKefka wrote:rofl User was warned for this post
This is just his warnings. He also has 10 temp bans.
The 90 day ban mentioned in the ban reason was on July 4th.
On July 04 2013 18:25 TheKefka wrote:
need to get black people into dota somehow right
right
User was temp banned for this post.
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Netherlands6191 Posts
Well shit, bye Kefka. It isn't often we have a high post count user banned.
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That guy posting the one liners in the drugs thread should have been warned before Kefka imo.
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On January 22 2014 04:59 Ghanburighan wrote:
Haven't been in this thread for a while, but TheKefka being banned for that post comes as a bit of a surprise to me.
I didn't get banned for that one post,I got perma banned because Nyvonne banned me for 90 days before and said it was my last chance to stop "shit posting". Needles to say that post was a obvious joke as well.
I mean I'm not gonna change,the way I post is the way I am.I'm hardly ever malicious,if you think "call me when they get a sex tape out" is distasteful than just look at the thread,it's like something from TMZ,hence the joke.
If my sense of humor(and I'm not saying that it's good or anything) is not welcome on teamliquid than I guess this isn't the place for me.
The only posts of real value from me here were in the dota 2 forum and blogs anyway so if they ever let me make an account again those are the things that I'll come back for I guess,if not oh well.
User was banned for this post.
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