The Automated Ban List - Page 1671

On January 14 2013 11:49 farvacola wrote:

That's not what Daniel Day Lewis and TuElite taught me.

On January 14 2013 12:01 McFeser wrote:

Are you insinuating that the optimal way for TL to fight bannable users is to PM porn after each warning?

On January 14 2013 10:03 kollin wrote:
There once was a man called KadaverBB. He lived a hermit's life in the dark shadows of LR threads, using his mighty Staff of Report Button to bring justice where he could to the vile horde which he lived alongside. But it was not enough. Much like the hydra, for every fool and miscreant he struck down, two more would take their place. He needed help, so he went to Grandmaster Plexa who lived on the top of a very, very tall mountain in the region known as Website Feedback.

It was an epic journey, filled with perils and danger, but Kadaver's instincts, staff and trusty milk carton got him through it. Plexa was impressed by his spirit, as well as his allegiance to the house of HerO and gifted upon him the legendary Hammer of Bans. Kadaver made the journey back to his homeland, and used this Ban Hammer to crush all who cried out with accusations of 'patch zerg' or 'retarded player'. His power filled him with anger, as well as an insatiable greed for more power. He ruled with an iron fist and intended to expand that rule. First, he invaded to the Starcraft 2 General forum, a miserable place filled with negativity and loathing, where neighbour steals from neighbour and Zergling eats Zergling.

He took that forum for his own, as well as all the other Starcraft related forums. Only one final bastion stood against his corrupted might. The General Forum. It fought and fought, however all but a single thread fell. Korean Music Discussion. The knights of this thread were scarred and filled with lust, but even these battle hardened veterans could not stop Kadaver. Eventually, a lone knight stood. TuElite, someone who had been exiled from the lands of TeamLiquid multiple times, but always wormed his way back stood arguing with a member of the court. Kadaver had a mind to spare him and turned around, intending to leave and begin constructing his palace, when he heard a phrase he had hated since his birth. TuElite had roared at his fellow KMDer, "YOU SHOULD SUCK A DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP". Kadaver whirled round, brandishing his mighty Ban Hammer and struck TuElite down in one fell swoop. Now his rule over the bountiful lands of TeamLiquid was complete and he could settle back and savour the victory.

High above on his mountain, Grandmaster Plexa watched emotionlessly, before turning to the boy who had turned up on his doorstep, without family, food or any explanation as to why he might be there. The first thing the boy had said had been "Please take me in sir, I've walked for miles".
Plexa had asked, "What is your name?"
"I don't have one".
Plexa smiled and replied, "I shall name you...Myles".

On January 14 2013 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:


for some reason this makes me think about Kennigit's bans.

On January 14 2013 16:18 Reece Dawson wrote:
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On January 14 2013 10:03 kollin wrote:
There once was a man called KadaverBB. He lived a hermit's life in the dark shadows of LR threads, using his mighty Staff of Report Button to bring justice where he could to the vile horde which he lived alongside. But it was not enough. Much like the hydra, for every fool and miscreant he struck down, two more would take their place. He needed help, so he went to Grandmaster Plexa who lived on the top of a very, very tall mountain in the region known as Website Feedback.

It was an epic journey, filled with perils and danger, but Kadaver's instincts, staff and trusty milk carton got him through it. Plexa was impressed by his spirit, as well as his allegiance to the house of HerO and gifted upon him the legendary Hammer of Bans. Kadaver made the journey back to his homeland, and used this Ban Hammer to crush all who cried out with accusations of 'patch zerg' or 'retarded player'. His power filled him with anger, as well as an insatiable greed for more power. He ruled with an iron fist and intended to expand that rule. First, he invaded to the Starcraft 2 General forum, a miserable place filled with negativity and loathing, where neighbour steals from neighbour and Zergling eats Zergling.

He took that forum for his own, as well as all the other Starcraft related forums. Only one final bastion stood against his corrupted might. The General Forum. It fought and fought, however all but a single thread fell. Korean Music Discussion. The knights of this thread were scarred and filled with lust, but even these battle hardened veterans could not stop Kadaver. Eventually, a lone knight stood. TuElite, someone who had been exiled from the lands of TeamLiquid multiple times, but always wormed his way back stood arguing with a member of the court. Kadaver had a mind to spare him and turned around, intending to leave and begin constructing his palace, when he heard a phrase he had hated since his birth. TuElite had roared at his fellow KMDer, "YOU SHOULD SUCK A DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP". Kadaver whirled round, brandishing his mighty Ban Hammer and struck TuElite down in one fell swoop. Now his rule over the bountiful lands of TeamLiquid was complete and he could settle back and savour the victory.

High above on his mountain, Grandmaster Plexa watched emotionlessly, before turning to the boy who had turned up on his doorstep, without family, food or any explanation as to why he might be there. The first thing the boy had said had been "Please take me in sir, I've walked for miles".
Plexa had asked, "What is your name?"
"I don't have one".
Plexa smiled and replied, "I shall name you...Myles".

MindCrusher was just temp banned for 2 days by zatic.

That account was created on 2005-09-14 04:50:59 and had 236 posts.

Reason: Not posting in the Youtube thread

On January 14 2013 15:55 JBright wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=393236
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=393053&currentpage=9#162

This is an interesting question. Maybe Wax clicked the wrong button or quoted the wrong person.

On January 15 2013 00:32 Dirkzor wrote:


Hahaha... I like that reason. He was banned because he _didn't_ post in the youtube thread. That is correct since his last post was in feb 2011 =)

On January 15 2013 00:32 Dirkzor wrote:


Hahaha... I like that reason. He was banned because he _didn't_ post in the youtube thread. That is correct since his last post was in feb 2011 =)