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On January 15 2013 04:32 KadaverBB wrote:Wait, how did I turn into the bad guy. All I did, I have done for you, the people! 
To be fair, we may be lacking conflict were it not the case.
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Vancouver14381 Posts
On January 15 2013 04:32 KadaverBB wrote:Wait, how did I turn into the bad guy. All I did, I have done for you, the people! 
You probably should have asked to be left out rather than not to be a sidekick lol
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On January 15 2013 04:32 KadaverBB wrote:Wait, how did I turn into the bad guy. All I did, I have done for you, the people! 
well isn't the enemy the second most important role? you asked to not be a sidekick
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your Country52797 Posts
On January 15 2013 04:32 KadaverBB wrote:Wait, how did I turn into the bad guy. All I did, I have done for you, the people!  + Show Spoiler +
Nice work, kollin
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Thanks, though the plot for this may be a bit erratic as I'm literally making this shit up as I go along :D
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your Country52797 Posts
I figured, there's no way you can come up with a complex plot so quickly, unless you are suddenly inspired.
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Pretty much everything I write I don't plan, I just write then edit ^^
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On January 15 2013 05:07 kollin wrote: Pretty much everything I write I don't plan, I just write then edit ^^
That's what I'm talkin' about. I write like this too.
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Netherlands45349 Posts
Moonbear new banling
Kawaai desu~.
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Fuck sake Plexa, did you do this just to spite my story?
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
On January 15 2013 04:15 kollin wrote: Myles stepped out from the small shack he had lived in most of his life. The Website Feedback air was fresh, but with a slight bitter sweetness that left a bad taste in your mouth. This was the air Myles had lived on, grown up to. This was his air. Behind him in the living room the old and wizened Grandmaster Plexa lounged in his rocking chair, slowly creaking back and forth. Plexa had taken him in after his parents had mysteriously disappeared, rumoured to have died in a house fire. Plexa was a father to young Myles and had taught him everything, from hunting to reading to - and this one struck Myles as being the strangest - wielding a hammer. He heard a whisper from behind him so turned and re-entered the room. 'What was that, Grandmaster'? 'Myles', Plexa croaked. 'Myles, the time has nearly come. For too long the lands have slaved under the insanity and corruption that is KadaverBB's rule. The people have had enough and will rise up to overthrow him. You, my son, you will be their leader. Myles was shocked. Was this the reason Plexa took him in, not out of kindliness, but instead to mold him into a weapon? He felt anger bubble up inside him, threatening to overflow into his speech and actions. 'Grandmaster...have you been planning this all along? If I understand correctly, Kadaver first took power around when I arrived on your doorstep, did you want to use me to stop him? I thought you loved me...I thought y-you were my father'. Plexa simply sighed and looked at him with resignation in his eyes. 'Myles, I do love you. I admit, when I took you in I had some strange fantasy in my mind that you would be able to overthrow the tyranny filled dictatorship KadaverBB installed upon TeamLiquid. But that was it, a fantasy, a pipe dream. But I see potential in you, far more than I ever saw in Kadaver. You can do it, you can be the hero the people need, even if you are not the one they deserve.' Myles felt shocked, but also instilled with a sense of pride. He was the one that could save the land from the false leadership of KadaverBB. There would be no more starving children, there would be no more crime, everyone would have all they could ever need and...he would find his parents again. Then it struck him. Something Plexa had said...what was it? That he saw more potential in him than KadaverBB; could that mean Plexa gave Kadaver the power or means to rule TeamLiquid. Myles stopped himself short, it was impossible of course. Plexa was wise and would surely never be foolish enough to support an individual with such a corrupted and black core. He looked Plexa in the eyes and stated simply, 'What would you have me do, Grandmaster?'
Plexa smiled. Maybe this could be the end and he could settle down and enjoy his last days, before he joined the 3 Great God, Nazgul, Hotbid and Waxangel in their palace in the skies. 'I will give you armor, weapons and supplies. You shall travel to the Blogs section of this land, far in the south, far away from Kadaver's palace and attempt to cause havoc and chaos there. Show the people that you can be their leader, show them that under you things will be better. If you do this right, you have started the beginning of a great thing. A huge thing, that this land will never forget in all of its days. Take this hammer, it is the clone of KadaverBB's and shares the name, Hammer of Bans. With it, you shall raise an army that can shatter the very foundations our noble emperor's illegitimate rule is resting upon. You will stay here for a further two weeks while I make the necessary preparations, then you must leave. Thank you son. You have made me proud'. Myles smiled and left the room, though mere minutes later that happiness turned into anguish as he realised what he was going into. No matter how he thought about it, he was an insignificant fly trying it's best not to be swatted, by eating the hand holding the swatter. It was getting late, so he retired to his room for the night, thinking hard.
Part 2 coming soon, in blog form! B-
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If you want I can have you die on a flaming chariot going backwards through the gates of Kadaver's palace?
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On January 15 2013 05:55 Kipsate wrote: Moonbear new banling
Kawaai desu~. Oh cool, I found his How to LR thread extremely nice and it was sad when he stopped live reporting SC2, at least other like Drazerk jumped in at that time. I guess he posts only in BW since I didn´t see any post of him for a long time?
edit: oh ok, he´s active in LoL forum. Didn´t check his post history before.
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On January 15 2013 05:55 Kipsate wrote: Moonbear new banling
Kawaai desu~. I hope he doesn't maul us all to death in LoL subforums.
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Grats Moonbear Very fitting!
Does this mean a new moon is rising?
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Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Seeker told me to post here. So uh hai.
Oh hey people still remember that Guide to LR'ing I made. Aww, that makes me so happy inside hehe ^^
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On January 15 2013 07:22 MoonBear wrote: Seeker told me to post here. So uh hai.
Oh hey people still remember that Guide to LR'ing I made. Aww, that makes me so happy inside hehe ^^
Don't know who you are and the fact that you're allegedly only active in the LoL sub forum most likely explains that. I wish you good luck with your duty although it would appear, counter-intuitively so if I may add, that the LoL sub-forum produces significantly less bans than, say, SC2 LR threads.
or I don't know maybe most of the shitposters have already been weeded out from there. :/
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If the LoL community is even a tiny bit as bad as the HoN community he got a shitton of work ahead of him
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Awww, MoonBear's so nice and quiet and reserved! 
I give him 4 weeks till he goes postal-ballistic with his banhammer.
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it's not the whole LoL community, just the tl-lol one.
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