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On May 27 2012 22:05 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2012 22:05 Jaaaaasper wrote:On May 27 2012 21:55 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 27 2012 21:53 Jaaaaasper wrote:OnelightZ was just temp banned for 2 days by heyoka.
That account was created on 2011-05-22 05:04:05 and had 30 posts.
Reason: Creative insult but not okay. anyone see this one? It might be interesting Yeah, I saw it earlier. It was not as interesting as I was hoping for: On May 27 2012 13:56 OnelightZ wrote:On May 27 2012 13:36 Shebuha wrote:On May 27 2012 13:15 OnelightZ wrote: cant believe this shitter got invited, hes always seeking attention, talking about his problems, know for cheating and complaining, day9 should be ashamed of himself for inviting someone like this into such an amazing, stacked tournament This is a fanclub. If you're going to act this way then you should go to www.I'm-An-Angry-Whiner.org and donate your entire existence to it. Fanclub or not the guy is a joke, if you cant face that fact maybe you should visit www.I-Finger-Lastshadows-Asshole.org and donate your entire fist to it. User was temp banned for this post. ...but still rather funny. If he was truly dedicated he would have registered that domain, thought im not sure if i would want to know what he would put there, 2/10 no commitment Yeah...I was afraid to click the link and end up with one of the power 5 or something... I clicked it after turning on a vpn, two proxies, and making sure my virus protection was up to date..... all for nothing. I fell cheated
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On May 24 2012 23:21 TheToast wrote: 77 degrees F is just about perfectly comfortable for me. You guys whine too much. Here in the upper midwest, temps are regularly -10 or lower in the winter and 90+ in the summer.
Might explains the Day9 thread though. It's like how crime rates go up when it gets really hot in the summer. How do you survive the -10? I'm fine with 75-105 but when it gets below 60 I find myself reacting with winter coats and central heating.
Best explanation I've heard for that thread other than many people fail to understand that there exist in English separate words for "couldn't" and "forgot to", or that capitalist economies do not have grand arbiters to announce how to fairly divide wealth in every situation.
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On May 27 2012 23:38 -_-Quails wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2012 23:21 TheToast wrote: 77 degrees F is just about perfectly comfortable for me. You guys whine too much. Here in the upper midwest, temps are regularly -10 or lower in the winter and 90+ in the summer.
Might explains the Day9 thread though. It's like how crime rates go up when it gets really hot in the summer. How do you survive the -10? I'm fine with 75-105 but when it gets below 60 I find myself reacting with winter coats and central heating. Best explanation I've heard for that thread other than many people fail to understand that there exist in English separate words for "couldn't" and "forgot to", or that capitalist economies do not have grand arbiters to announce how to fairly divide wealth in every situation.
You survive temps like that by staying dry and layering.
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On May 27 2012 23:44 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2012 23:38 -_-Quails wrote:On May 24 2012 23:21 TheToast wrote: 77 degrees F is just about perfectly comfortable for me. You guys whine too much. Here in the upper midwest, temps are regularly -10 or lower in the winter and 90+ in the summer.
Might explains the Day9 thread though. It's like how crime rates go up when it gets really hot in the summer. How do you survive the -10? I'm fine with 75-105 but when it gets below 60 I find myself reacting with winter coats and central heating. Best explanation I've heard for that thread other than many people fail to understand that there exist in English separate words for "couldn't" and "forgot to", or that capitalist economies do not have grand arbiters to announce how to fairly divide wealth in every situation. You survive temps like that by staying dry and layering. *Suddenly realised that people were talking about those temperatures in regions where it is okay to admit that building insulation is useful and wearing a coat in winter is not a sign of weakness. There are people here who walk around in shorts and sandals when there's frost on the ground because to do otherwise means admitting winter exists - I really don't understand how they can do that.
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MechKing, an unsung hero failure of the ban list Team Liquid as a whole.
Location: 'Merica
Join Date: 26th of March 2011
Race: Terran
In his life on TL, he only has three temp bans. However, this does not tell the real tale of MechKing and his ways of posting.
The Bans
Unfortunately, our good friend MechKing wasn't able to keep himself from making a ban-worthy post for long. May 07 2011, MechKing made the following post:
On May 07 2011 15:01 MechKing wrote: This is not a balance whine, so please don't take it this way. But protoss is definitely the single most boring race to watch... nobody makes it look good. It always just looks like a huge deathball destroying everything, no cool micro or anything. Really boring imo. That said, I realize that inca won fair and square so congrats to him!
User was temp banned for this post.
MechKing was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 579 posts. Reason: Saying it's not whining doesn't actually MEAN it's not whining. 
Perhaps even more surprisingly (or not, in retrospect), as early as May 11 2011, a mere 2 days after he was unbanned, he made this post:
On May 11 2011 10:09 MechKing wrote:Show nested quote +On May 11 2011 09:39 HAUER wrote: Incontrol: Copenhagen is a Danish city not German. + Show Spoiler +User was temp banned for abusing spoilers. Don't bother opening them — the text inside is just "That's the joke."
MechKing was just temp banned for 2 days by JWD.
That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 607 posts.
This is really annoying. Never do this again please. ... And was, of course, banned for it. Sorry, only baller can make that spoiler within spoiler stuff look cool.
Well, after getting another two day ban, MechKing took a look back at his TL career, and he pondered. And he thought. And he pondered, and he eventually came to the conclusion tha-
MechKing was just temp banned for 30 days by Harem.
That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 2987 posts.
Reason: learn how to post properly or you won't be here much longer

Before we reach the grand finale of his posting, which ended in a minor posting spree after he was unbanned, let's look back at all of his warnings:
On April 11 2011 05:15 MechKing wrote:Show nested quote +On April 11 2011 05:14 chrisolo wrote:On April 11 2011 05:14 DailYLeet wrote:On April 11 2011 05:13 Girondelle wrote: This series are just as expected for me so far. User was warned for this post
On May 24 2011 12:26 MechKing wrote:My face when ace match MajOr vs Kiwikaki: + Show Spoiler +User was warned for this post
On July 01 2011 13:11 MechKing wrote: I don't understand why people waste money on a keyboard. How is it any different than some $20 one you get from walmart?
User was warned for this post
On July 07 2011 20:26 MechKing wrote:Show nested quote +On July 07 2011 20:25 frucisky wrote:On July 07 2011 20:16 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:11 stipe145 wrote:On July 07 2011 20:10 HaXXspetten wrote:On July 07 2011 20:08 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:07 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:07 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:05 Fosjoo wrote: GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU User was warned for this post
On August 17 2011 22:04 MechKing wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2011 22:02 Cognizance wrote: Kelly Milkies has sexy legs; I want them wrapped around my head! lol User was warned for this post
On September 05 2011 21:22 MechKing wrote: Scumbag zergs: "Yo use ghosts in TvZ they're good" - Complain about imbalance
User was warned for this post
Now that you have a better idea of MechKing and his posting habits prior to being 30 day temp banned, let us move on to some of the posts he made when he finally arrived back at TL, ready to start anew as a fresh, quality poster-
On October 19 2011 08:26 MechKing wrote: w..why?
On October 20 2011 04:28 MechKing wrote: I get mad when people do stupid ass gimmicky builds and beat me with it. Usually it's protoss players with one of their "x gate" all ins. 5 gate or 6 gate are the most common ones. Also cheesy stuff like proxy rax/gates, 3 gate void all ins, or baneling bust. I'll usually just call them names or something, because why waste my time with that garbage?
On October 20 2011 14:25 MechKing wrote: how can people like this garbage?
On October 19 2011 08:15 MechKing wrote: I have about $100 to spend, what are some good headphones to get? Are the Shure SRH440's good? Any headphones people recommend?
On October 20 2011 13:42 MechKing wrote:Show nested quote +On October 20 2011 13:27 Empyrean wrote: How the shit does someone get over six thousand posts in "almost a year"? :/ idk
On October 20 2011 13:50 MechKing wrote: y u so fat bro
...fuck you dude
+ Show Spoiler + MechKing let out a desperate "I FED UP WITH DIS WORLD" before finally doing us all a favor and making a post so gruesomely awful that he was permanently banned. On October 20 2011 14:11 MechKing wrote: tldr
User was banned for this post.
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Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 03:04 marttorn wrote:MechKing, an unsung hero failure of the ban list Team Liquid as a whole.Location: 'Merica Join Date: 26th of March 2011 Race: Terran In his life on TL, he only has three temp bans. However, this does not tell the real tale of MechKing and his ways of posting. The BansUnfortunately, our good friend MechKing wasn't able to keep himself from making a ban-worthy post for long. May 07 2011, MechKing made the following post: On May 07 2011 15:01 MechKing wrote: This is not a balance whine, so please don't take it this way. But protoss is definitely the single most boring race to watch... nobody makes it look good. It always just looks like a huge deathball destroying everything, no cool micro or anything. Really boring imo. That said, I realize that inca won fair and square so congrats to him!
User was temp banned for this post. MechKing was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 579 posts. Reason: Saying it's not whining doesn't actually MEAN it's not whining.  Perhaps even more surprisingly (or not, in retrospect), as early as May 11 2011, a mere 2 days after he was unbanned, he made this post: On May 11 2011 10:09 MechKing wrote:On May 11 2011 09:39 HAUER wrote: Incontrol: Copenhagen is a Danish city not German. + Show Spoiler +User was temp banned for abusing spoilers. Don't bother opening them — the text inside is just "That's the joke." MechKing was just temp banned for 2 days by JWD.
That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 607 posts.
This is really annoying. Never do this again please. ... And was, of course, banned for it. Sorry, only baller can make that spoiler within spoiler stuff look cool. Well, after getting another two day ban, MechKing took a look back at his TL career, and he pondered. And he thought. And he pondered, and he eventually came to the conclusion tha- MechKing was just temp banned for 30 days by Harem.
That account was created on 2011-03-26 06:06:29 and had 2987 posts.
Reason: learn how to post properly or you won't be here much longer
 Before we reach the grand finale of his posting, which ended in a minor posting spree after he was unbanned, let's look back at all of his warnings: On April 11 2011 05:15 MechKing wrote:On April 11 2011 05:14 chrisolo wrote:On April 11 2011 05:14 DailYLeet wrote:On April 11 2011 05:13 Girondelle wrote: This series are just as expected for me so far. User was warned for this post On May 24 2011 12:26 MechKing wrote:My face when ace match MajOr vs Kiwikaki: + Show Spoiler +User was warned for this post On July 01 2011 13:11 MechKing wrote: I don't understand why people waste money on a keyboard. How is it any different than some $20 one you get from walmart?
User was warned for this post On July 07 2011 20:26 MechKing wrote:On July 07 2011 20:25 frucisky wrote:On July 07 2011 20:16 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:11 stipe145 wrote:On July 07 2011 20:10 HaXXspetten wrote:On July 07 2011 20:08 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:07 Fosjoo wrote:On July 07 2011 20:07 Fosjoo wrote: [quote] GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU GonRapeU User was warned for this post On August 17 2011 22:04 MechKing wrote:On August 17 2011 22:02 Cognizance wrote: Kelly Milkies has sexy legs; I want them wrapped around my head! lol User was warned for this post On September 05 2011 21:22 MechKing wrote: Scumbag zergs: "Yo use ghosts in TvZ they're good" - Complain about imbalance
User was warned for this post Now that you have a better idea of MechKing and his posting habits prior to being 30 day temp banned, let us move on to some of the posts he made when he finally arrived back at TL, ready to start anew as a fresh, quality poster- On October 19 2011 08:26 MechKing wrote: w..why? On October 20 2011 04:28 MechKing wrote: I get mad when people do stupid ass gimmicky builds and beat me with it. Usually it's protoss players with one of their "x gate" all ins. 5 gate or 6 gate are the most common ones. Also cheesy stuff like proxy rax/gates, 3 gate void all ins, or baneling bust. I'll usually just call them names or something, because why waste my time with that garbage? On October 20 2011 14:25 MechKing wrote: how can people like this garbage? On October 19 2011 08:15 MechKing wrote: I have about $100 to spend, what are some good headphones to get? Are the Shure SRH440's good? Any headphones people recommend? On October 20 2011 13:42 MechKing wrote:On October 20 2011 13:27 Empyrean wrote: How the shit does someone get over six thousand posts in "almost a year"? :/ idk On October 20 2011 13:50 MechKing wrote: y u so fat bro ...fuck you dude + Show Spoiler + MechKing let out a desperate "I FED UP WITH DIS WORLD" before finally doing us all a favor and making a post so gruesomely awful that he was permanently banned. On October 20 2011 14:11 MechKing wrote: tldr
User was banned for this post.
It's always a good feeling when a repetitively terrible poster gets permed.
TL Mods. Cleaning up the internet one crap poster at a time.
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Is it just me or has there been a sudden increase in good ban reasons. Less of the PBU, balance whine, one line bans and more fun ones. I wonder if there is a direct correlation between the mods saying more when they ban people and all of us doing more research. ABL is looking way better recently, on topic and interesting as opposed to wildly off topic and hilarious. Of course that could just be the resual of the IRC so we don't dick around in here too much.
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Marthorn, the banlock holmes of teamliquid
tracking down everything to the detail
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On May 28 2012 05:13 Iplaythings wrote: Marthorn, the banlock holmes of teamliquid
tracking down everything to the detail Yeah he is doing nice but personally I would be much more impressed if he went through the post history as a whole, not just searching for warnings and bans, he already did a bit of that in the end of the latest post, it's definately a step in the right direction!
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On May 28 2012 05:19 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 05:13 Iplaythings wrote: Marthorn, the banlock holmes of teamliquid
tracking down everything to the detail Yeah he is doing nice but personally I would be much more impressed if he went through the post history as a whole, not just searching for warnings and bans, he already did a bit of that in the end of the latest post, it's definately a step in the right direction!
Agreed, Poopi's posts outside of his bans weren't really interesting, they were mostly just average/strategy posts. He was always slightly condescending, but it was nothing worth analyzing.
However, with someone like MechKing (or Kamais_Ookin, who i'm doing next [probably], seriously, the guy has a ton of bans and warnings), their posting histories as a whole define them behaviorally more than their bans do, and are much more interesting to view in the big picture (I find this is especially the case for kamais, who I believe got to make a new account unless i'm mistaken O_o)
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On May 28 2012 05:26 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 05:19 Cokefreak wrote:On May 28 2012 05:13 Iplaythings wrote: Marthorn, the banlock holmes of teamliquid
tracking down everything to the detail Yeah he is doing nice but personally I would be much more impressed if he went through the post history as a whole, not just searching for warnings and bans, he already did a bit of that in the end of the latest post, it's definately a step in the right direction! Agreed, Poopi's posts outside of his bans weren't really interesting, they were mostly just average/strategy posts. He was always slightly condescending, but it was nothing worth analyzing. However, with someone like MechKing (or Kamais_Ookin, who i'm doing next [probably], seriously, the guy has a ton of bans and warnings), their posting histories as a whole define them behaviorally more than their bans do, and are much more interesting to view in the big picture (I find this is especially the case for kamais, who I believe got to make a new account unless i'm mistaken O_o) Ah good to hear, looking forward to it.
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GoRushKinG was just banned by Ares[Effort].
That account was created on 2012-05-27 08:06:53 and had 6 posts.
Reason: Previously banned user. Don't know who this actually is but his post was pretty hilarious:
On May 28 2012 06:25 GoRushKinG wrote: HOLD ON GUYS I CANT FIT ALL THESE KOREAN PROGAMERS DICKS IN MY MOUTH
User was banned for this post. Obviously an amateur, anyone in this site (at least in the BW/SC2 section) should be able to to fit an infinite amount of Korean progamer dicks in their mouth. Edit: also I'm drunk.
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On May 28 2012 07:12 Cokefreak wrote: Edit: also I'm drunk.
Make blog imo
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On May 28 2012 07:25 marttorn wrote:Make blog imo I'm not JOJO. Already made a post into drunk thread.
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I was watching Spurs-Thunder tonight. There was a commercial for a movie titled, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". The first thought that popped into my head was, "Did Failsafe come up with this?" The ABL is now intruding into my TV watching.
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On May 28 2012 12:26 andrewlt wrote: I was watching Spurs-Thunder tonight. There was a commercial for a movie titled, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". The first thought that popped into my head was, "Did Failsafe come up with this?" The ABL is now intruding into my TV watching.
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Lincoln's major boss.
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On May 28 2012 12:29 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 12:26 andrewlt wrote: I was watching Spurs-Thunder tonight. There was a commercial for a movie titled, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". The first thought that popped into my head was, "Did Failsafe come up with this?" The ABL is now intruding into my TV watching. + Show Spoiler +Lincoln's major boss. That movie should definitely cast Flamewheel in a major role.
OP makes me curious what other elites of society the mods have banned through the years. Obviously Combat-Ex doesn't count.
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On May 28 2012 12:40 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 12:29 Jisall wrote:On May 28 2012 12:26 andrewlt wrote: I was watching Spurs-Thunder tonight. There was a commercial for a movie titled, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". The first thought that popped into my head was, "Did Failsafe come up with this?" The ABL is now intruding into my TV watching. + Show Spoiler +Lincoln's major boss. That movie should definitely cast Flamewheel in a major role. OP makes me curious what other elites of society the mods have banned through the years. Obviously Combat-Ex doesn't count.
That movie should have Flamewheel play EVERY role major not.
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lulutheking was just temp banned for 2 days by heyoka.
That account was created on 2012-04-21 08:17:15 and had 84 posts.
Reason: You got warned 3 times today and keep making terrible posts, cool off and start thinking before you post. Three times!? In one day! Holy hell. That's... mildly impressive. In it's own right.
On May 28 2012 09:08 lulutheking wrote: Allez Stephano tu va le manger tranquillllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User was warned for this post
On May 28 2012 09:11 lulutheking wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 09:10 darkness wrote:On May 28 2012 09:09 Sleed wrote:On May 28 2012 09:06 Sergio1992 wrote: I wanted to see the finals but there is the third place match. So depressing for someone who lives in Europe. I am fed up of comments like that, as a european who lives in NA I can tell you that watching the best tournaement, the GSL is impossible, so stop making selfish comment like that. Such an unnecessary post. He is right. I'm not downplaying your problem either, but you shouldn't have called him selfish. you are all idiots crying for nothing ..... User was warned for this post
On May 28 2012 09:14 lulutheking wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2012 09:12 JOJOsc2news wrote:On May 28 2012 09:11 lulutheking wrote:On May 28 2012 09:10 darkness wrote:On May 28 2012 09:09 Sleed wrote:On May 28 2012 09:06 Sergio1992 wrote: I wanted to see the finals but there is the third place match. So depressing for someone who lives in Europe. I am fed up of comments like that, as a european who lives in NA I can tell you that watching the best tournaement, the GSL is impossible, so stop making selfish comment like that. Such an unnecessary post. He is right. I'm not downplaying your problem either, but you shouldn't have called him selfish. you are all idiots crying for nothing ..... I really like posts that start with " you are all idiots [...]" Problem ?? User was warned for this post
What the fuck. Who gets warned twice, or even once in a day, and then goes and acts like a prick AGAIN. Crazay.
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