The Automated Ban List - Page 10

One last troll, ladies and gents:
Goodbye

Kennigit, you are so cool,
Around you all I do is drool.
Your many articles and posts are great.
A ten is what they always rate!

You also are a funny guy
who makes the ladies want to cry!
They can't ALL have you--You're just one man...
whose hotter than a frying pan!

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But more than just some silly verse
I have a message to disperse.
That Kennigit, in truth, brings out
what TL really is about.

For one he's gotten rid of me:
a feat alone deserving praise.
And know, do I, that all you see
the fruits of all his nights and days

Protecting all you lovely souls
from trashy posts and snarling trolls.
With him around, TL is free
from spammers screaming "LOOK AT ME!"

And that is nowhere close to all;
He writes the stories big and small.
From beta buzz to tourney stats
His work deserves a big congrats!

Oh Kennigit, you are so grand
And even though I'm rightly banned,
I hope you do not let the dearth
of content in my posts unearth

A single shred of disrespect
to you.

O sage! O God's select!
I apologize, in retrospect,
to each and every thread I've wrecked.

I've posted hacks, and sparked up flames.
I've spammed on streams, and thrown my games...
But now at last, and with much shame
I stop to tearfully proclaim

My thanks for each and every thread,
for VODs I've watched and guides I've read,
for excellence beyond compare,
and for the time you let me share.

I say goodbye with heavy heart.
Though few will mourn as I depart,
To all you whom I'm speaking of,
I thank you all for all the love. <3

ke422azn4 was just banned by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2009-08-07 06:00:01 and had 1 posts.

Reason: Bitch You Aint FUckin Shit. Let Me Show YOu WHY

Heres me jumping out of a fucking plane. You Know Why I'M JumPin out? Cause I Came Top Of A Couse Of 125 Candidates And The Top 3 Got Sent To Learn How To Jump Out In The Middle Of Night and Kill 100 People. Please See My Blog For Further Evidence Of How I Rape Life.



I TAUGHT People How To Not Talk When They Get Interrogated And Trained With Delta Force Instructors. With This Training I Broke 2 Guy's Arms who Tried TO Mug Me In A Train. I Almost Got Discharged Cause I Was Too Hardcore. Then You Know What I Did? I Fuckin Quit Cause THat SHit Wasn't Hardcore Enough For Me.


Here's Ma Fuckin Car. Talk To Me WHen You Own a M3 You Piece Of Shit.

Fuck You. You Aint Shit. Get Out My House NOW.