The Automated Ban List - Page 11

On December 04 2009 18:50 w0k wrote:


One last troll, ladies and gents:
Goodbye

Kennigit, you are so cool,
Around you all I do is drool.
Your many articles and posts are great.
A ten is what they always rate!

You also are a funny guy
who makes the ladies want to cry!
They can't ALL have you--You're just one man...
whose hotter than a frying pan!

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But more than just some silly verse
I have a message to disperse.
That Kennigit, in truth, brings out
what TL really is about.

For one he's gotten rid of me:
a feat alone deserving praise.
And know, do I, that all you see
the fruits of all his nights and days

Protecting all you lovely souls
from trashy posts and snarling trolls.
With him around, TL is free
from spammers screaming "LOOK AT ME!"

And that is nowhere close to all;
He writes the stories big and small.
From beta buzz to tourney stats
His work deserves a big congrats!

Oh Kennigit, you are so grand
And even though I'm rightly banned,
I hope you do not let the dearth
of content in my posts unearth

A single shred of disrespect
to you.

O sage! O God's select!
I apologize, in retrospect,
to each and every thread I've wrecked.

I've posted hacks, and sparked up flames.
I've spammed on streams, and thrown my games...
But now at last, and with much shame
I stop to tearfully proclaim

My thanks for each and every thread,
for VODs I've watched and guides I've read,
for excellence beyond compare,
and for the time you let me share.

I say goodbye with heavy heart.
Though few will mourn as I depart,
To all you whom I'm speaking of,
I thank you all for all the love. <3

On December 05 2009 01:37 Hawk wrote:
unban him, with the provision that he must write one of those every time kenniget bans someone

TDK was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2009-12-10 05:10:33 and had 48 posts.

Reason: just go away tdot, you're obviously lonely but you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that literally nobody likes you. maybe go befriend a tree? trees are pretty nice

On December 11 2009 03:54 meeple wrote:
At least he's persistent...

On December 11 2009 13:22 El.Divino wrote:
Now I don't mean to encourage him..

But I find him funny. It's kinda like he's Swiper the Fox from Dora the Explorer. You know he's not gonna succeed, so you cheer TeamLiquid on. It's like a new episode of Mani the Explorer every time teedot does something. Yeah, I hate him, yeah, he isn't funny....

But the hilarity he ensues? In my opinion totally worth our admins having to hit that "ban" button over and over.

On December 11 2009 13:32 tdotkrayz is swiper wrote:


LOL you deserve a ban buddy

I would have totally quit trolling for the week if you didn't post that and entice me

swiper troll hwaiting!!!

On December 11 2009 13:22 El.Divino wrote:
Now I don't mean to encourage him..