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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
November 15 2007 19:58 GMT
#601
On November 16 2007 03:41 fanatacist wrote:
He was being an ass not too long ago and got banned xD

WHAT?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-15 21:52:32
November 15 2007 21:52 GMT
#602
On November 16 2007 04:58 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2007 03:41 fanatacist wrote:
He was being an ass not too long ago and got banned xD

WHAT?

Yea. I'm pretty sure it was him on an alias, something with a J that was a name. He was being a royal douche.

EDIT: Nevermind, he didn't get banned, that was someone else. But he was being a douche.
Peace~
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
November 16 2007 06:12 GMT
#603
On November 16 2007 03:39 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Wait, what? Aren't YOU Moltke?



That's the most hurtful thing anyone here has ever said to me. I need a blanket and a box of chocolates.
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 16 2007 06:58 GMT
#604
On November 16 2007 15:12 mensrea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2007 03:39 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Wait, what? Aren't YOU Moltke?



That's the most hurtful thing anyone here has ever said to me. I need a blanket and a box of chocolates.


There there.... 토닥토닥...
returns upon momentous occasions.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
December 10 2007 10:57 GMT
#605
LoneVandal[FAT] is ~LoneVanda@222.113.44.165 * LoneVandal
LoneVandal[FAT] on #WGTour #gosugamers #TeamLiquid
LoneVandal[FAT] using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
LoneVandal[FAT] End of /WHOIS list.

Does not compute?!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
December 25 2007 22:50 GMT
#606
[23:51] <JensofSweden> one girl sucked me (she was 28) and it felt like I was fucking a hot, warm pussy, although I just laid on the bed
[23:51] <@Beyonder> did she have down syndrome
[23:51] <@Beyonder> cause that would explain a lot
[23:51] <@Beyonder> they have huge foreheads
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
December 26 2007 00:09 GMT
#607
JensofSweden> I think she is adorably naive and I wish she was my little sister OR lover (if she as hotter)
@Beyonder> wtf
@Beyonder> you just said little sister and lover in the same sentence
Quint> *gasp*
Frozenmax> AMAGAD
Frozenmax> JENS LOVES HIS LITTLE SISTER
Frozenmax> oh wait
Pretoriian> lol
Pretoriian> Screen?
DeadVessel> uh oh
JensofSweden> lol
JensofSweden> leave my sisters out of this
@Carnac_> he said OR, whats the big deal?
JensofSweden>
decaf> GASP
@Beyonder> wow
@Beyonder> german alert
Frozenmax> you have sisterS?
@Carnac_> no
@Beyonder> sense of humor? whats that
Frozenmax> pix plox
@Beyonder> MUST INVADE COUNTRIES
@Beyonder> NO TIME TO LAUGH OR SMILE
JensofSweden> sister = sex on the average member of TL state of mind
Frozenmax> LEBENSRAUM
JensofSweden> arbeith macht frei
Moderator
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
December 26 2007 00:15 GMT
#608
On November 05 2007 00:53 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Falcynn is right though. It was to play a piano piece where a certain part was hard

POKERSTARS ACCOUNT?!
Oh shit, I actually got that right. Wish I would've known that sooner, I really could've used $5 about a month ago.


bah, doesn't matter. Don't have pokerstars anyways.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-01-20 19:11:52
January 20 2008 19:11 GMT
#609
We had a good week, what can I say.


[16:38] <yoohbee> the united states has tons of good shit
[16:38] <yoohbee> it's not about what it has really but
[16:38] <yoohbee> what doesn't it have
[16:38] <PfiliART> proper public transport
[16:40] <Xiberia> mexicans
[16:42] <AmorVincitOmnia> black chicks
[16:43] <@vGl-CoW> a #1 poster..............
[16:44] <Xiberia> #5
[16:44] <@vGl-CoW> shut up!!!!



[19:50] <@sickbabo> i pee in the shower
[19:50] <@vGl-CoW> i pee in the shower
[19:50] <zulu_nation8> ive never
[19:50] <@sickbabo> i aim it right at the hole
[19:51] <@sickbabo> and it feels so good
[19:51] <@sickbabo> cus warm water is everywhere
[19:51] <@vGl-CoW> i aim at the shower curtain because i Own
[19:51] <@sickbabo> wat
[19:51] <PfiliART> i dont aim at all
[19:51] <zulu_nation8> you guys are sick people
[19:51] <@sickbabo> no man it feels good
[19:51] <@sickbabo> try it!
[19:51] <@vGl-CoW> feels good man
[19:51] <@sickbabo> do u shower w/ cold water?
[19:51] <@sickbabo> cus warm water just makes me wanna pee all over
[19:51] <@vGl-CoW> sometimes i dont even turn the shower on and i just stand there peein all over myself
[19:52] <Gaetele> wut



[22:22] <Pressure`> german flag... boring
[22:23] <Moltke> Pressure
[22:24] <Moltke> Dozens of your Prussian forefathers died for this flag in 1848



[23:13] <Moltke> My country borders the United States of America
[23:13] <Moltke> We only have to learn black vernacular as a foreign language



[01:51] <Chill_> Someone needs to make a log of FakeSteve IRC quotes
[01:51] <Chill_> I swear he has the worst
[01:51] <Chill_> theyre like 95% tija34g089ajg8095agj
[02:26] <Gaetele> FakeSteve just opens up his IRC window and types random shit every once in awhile.
[02:26] <Gaetele> To make sure we know that he's not dead.
[02:26] <+mahnini> he's probably sleeping
[02:27] <+mahnini> and occasionally rolls over his keyboard
[02:27] <+mahnini> with his face and types random stuff



[02:54] <XCetron> wait, x17 is a clan?



[16:32] <yubee> WTF
[16:32] <yubee> jim raynor doesn't kill kerrigan?
[16:32] <yubee> what kind of bullshti ending is this
[16:32] <Quint> youre talking about the new book?
[16:32] <yubee> i just beat campaign mode



[19:36] <@Gene`> is that man or woman
[19:36] <@Gene`> o nvm
[19:36] <@Gene`> it has a mustache
[19:36] <@babodrone> yeah dude
[19:36] <@babodrone> it looks like he has fucking tits



(16:02:12) <@vGl-CoW> i've put every dime i have into this posting dream
(16:02:13) <yoohbee> why do you think they cut down on one liner posting in the first place?
(16:02:26) <yoohbee> do you think it's because it won't sell? do you cow?
(16:02:35) <yoohbee> it's because they want to control everything! it's about CONTROL
(16:02:45) <yoohbee> if we have a bunch of freeloaders running wild posting one liners
(16:02:56) <yoohbee> the world is just going to go mad
(16:02:59) <yoohbee> mad, i tell you, mad!
(16:03:41) <@vGl-CoW> i believe in freedom.. i believe in a thread with zero content and a thousand avenues of thought, i believe in a posts smaller than a beetle
(16:04:06) <@vGl-CoW> i believe in excessive exclamation points
(16:04:20) <Dknight> do you believe in a thing called love?
(16:04:30) <@vGl-CoW> love for posting...
(16:04:36) <@vGl-CoW> that's all i am
(16:04:46) <@vGl-CoW> and that's all i have
(16:05:02) <yoohbee> take all your dreams
(16:05:06) <yoohbee> and your ideologies
(16:05:13) * Nox^^ (~mu@c-0c4be455.016-85-73746f34.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #teamliquid
(16:05:13) <yoohbee> i believe in saving my own skin
(16:05:20) <yoohbee> i'm not going out there to get scalped by the moderators
(16:05:27) <yoohbee> because of some slap-happy posting dream
(16:06:39) <@vGl-CoW> fuck my own life man, it's nothing in exchange for a future where our children and our children's children can post quote a post and add nothing at all, a future where they can derail a thread with the first reply
(16:06:47) <@TL-Nyovne> slap happy posting dream
(16:06:47) <@TL-Nyovne> lol
(16:06:58) <@vGl-CoW> if i have to go down to make these fools see there's more than youtubes and lolcat macros
(16:06:58) <@TL-Nyovne> thats the gayest and funniest thing at the same time
(16:07:14) <@vGl-CoW> then by god i'll fucking go down in a spree of empty quotes
(16:07:23) <yoohbee> it's the lolcat macros that work! they keep the people happy
(16:07:24) <@TL-Nyovne> hahaha
(16:08:01) <yoohbee> but
(16:08:06) <@vGl-CoW> but are they truly happy.. do they laugh because they are happy, or do they laugh because the cat is laughing and maybe driving an invisible unicycle
(16:08:13) <yoohbee> hahahhaaha
(16:08:31) <yoohbee> hahahahaa
(16:08:35) <yoohbee> i'm the fuck out you're crazy man
02[16:04] * yoohbee (~chatzilla@c-67-175-207-69.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)



(16:06:39) <@vGl-CoW> fuck my own life man, it's nothing in exchange for a future where our children and our children's children can post quote a post and add nothing at all, a future where they can derail a thread with the first reply
(16:06:58) <@vGl-CoW> if i have to go down to make these fools see there's more than youtubes and lolcat macros
(16:07:14) <@vGl-CoW> then by god i'll fucking go down in a spree of empty quotes
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-10 21:13:05
February 10 2008 21:12 GMT
#610
intrigueeeee> haha
intrigueeeee> chill + grinq
intrigueeeee> sitting in a tree
intrigueeeee> k
intrigueeeee> i
intrigueeeee> s
intrigueeeee> s
intrigueeeee> i
intrigueeeee> n
intrigueeeee> g
FanaBatSleep> combop breaker
FanaBatSleep> aw
Xiberia> haha
Xiberia> so late
Kennigit-away> hahahahaaha
TL-SayaSP> LOL
intrigueeeee> sry u sux
TL-SayaSP> HAHAHAH
FanaBatSleep> I was afk
Kennigit-away> ahahahahah
TL-SayaSP> LOL FANA
TL-SayaSP> LOL
Xiberia> yeah yeah
Kennigit-away> hahahahahahha
Xiberia> excuses
Kennigit-away> that
Kennigit-away> was great
intrigueeeee> i am 2 fast 2 furious
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 10 2008 21:13 GMT
#611
On February 11 2008 06:12 Kennigit wrote:
intrigueeeee> haha
intrigueeeee> chill + grinq
intrigueeeee> sitting in a tree
intrigueeeee> k
intrigueeeee> i
intrigueeeee> s
intrigueeeee> s
intrigueeeee> i
intrigueeeee> n
intrigueeeee> g
FanaBatSleep> combop breaker
FanaBatSleep> aw
Xiberia> haha
Xiberia> so late
Kennigit-away> hahahahaaha
TL-SayaSP> LOL
intrigueeeee> sry u sux
TL-SayaSP> HAHAHAH
FanaBatSleep> I was afk
Kennigit-away> ahahahahah
TL-SayaSP> LOL FANA
TL-SayaSP> LOL
Xiberia> yeah yeah
Kennigit-away> hahahahahahha
Xiberia> excuses
Kennigit-away> that
Kennigit-away> was great
intrigueeeee> i am 2 fast 2 furious

NINJA EDIT

FAIL
Peace~
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 10 2008 21:34 GMT
#612
--- Nuked ---
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 10 2008 21:43 GMT
#613
ROfl.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
February 10 2008 21:45 GMT
#614
ROFL
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
February 10 2008 22:48 GMT
#615
rofl
Moderator<:3-/-<
aeronexus
Profile Joined June 2007
United States392 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-10 22:58:42
February 10 2008 22:58 GMT
#616
On February 11 2008 06:34 dronebabo wrote:
LOL.

On February 11 2008 06:43 SayaSP wrote:
ROfl.

On February 11 2008 06:45 Dave[9] wrote:
ROFL

On February 11 2008 07:48 IntoTheWow wrote:
rofl
10 points!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 10 2008 23:30 GMT
#617
On February 11 2008 07:58 aeronexus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 06:34 dronebabo wrote:
LOL.

Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 06:43 SayaSP wrote:
ROfl.

Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 06:45 Dave[9] wrote:
ROFL

Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 07:48 IntoTheWow wrote:
rofl

;_; lol...
Peace~
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 10 2008 23:31 GMT
#618
--- Nuked ---
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 10 2008 23:40 GMT
#619
lol omg
i should get back to fuckin around in the IRC again
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
starrek
Profile Joined December 2007
Japan164 Posts
February 10 2008 23:46 GMT
#620
<Trevor_> brb making muffins
:beer:
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