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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 19:41:30
November 02 2007 19:41 GMT
#581
On November 02 2007 12:57 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
[04:56] * rushz0rz has joined #teamliquid
[04:56] <rushz0rz> Out, out, brief candle!
[04:56] <rushz0rz> Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
[04:56] <rushz0rz> That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
[04:56] <rushz0rz> And then is heard no more. It is a tale
[04:56] <rushz0rz> Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
[04:56] <rushz0rz> Signifying nothing.

Macbeth is not funny ): Even if it's rushsz0rz citing it.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 02 2007 19:41 GMT
#582
<+GG-Artanis> they thrash so much better live
<+GG-Artanis> "This is phantasmogoria, and I want to see a fucking big moshpit over there"
<+GG-Artanis> and so it came to be.
<FanaBatHerooo> Napoleon Dynamite moshes?
<+GG-Artanis> fu
<@IntoTheWow> Lol
<@IntoTheWow> LOL
* @IntoTheWow highfives FanaBatHerooo
* FanaBatHerooo highfive!
* +GG-Artanis cuts off both IntoTheWow and FanaBatHero's hands
Peace~
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 02 2007 19:58 GMT
#583
when did this happen o_o
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-03 13:14:24
November 03 2007 13:12 GMT
#584
<{ToT}Strafe> should i practise it with my right hand only till i can do it fast enough
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THE SUBJECT
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
November 03 2007 14:12 GMT
#585
yeah 5$ for anyone that guesses it who wasn't in the channel, cheating is punished by perm ban
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
November 03 2007 14:56 GMT
#586
On November 03 2007 23:12 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
yeah 5$ for anyone that guesses it who wasn't in the channel, cheating is punished by perm ban

I'll enforce this challenge :D.

Noone's ever gonna get it right ^^ ~
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-03 15:02:32
November 03 2007 15:02 GMT
#587
On November 03 2007 23:12 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
yeah 5$ for anyone that guesses it who wasn't in the channel, cheating is punished by perm ban
I'm going to guess the obvious, masturbation?

and the first thing that actually came to my mind, guitar playing? or some other musical instrument?
TehKris
Profile Joined October 2006
Norway322 Posts
November 03 2007 15:03 GMT
#588
On November 03 2007 23:12 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
yeah 5$ for anyone that guesses it who wasn't in the channel, cheating is punished by perm ban


I'm guessing something to do with a powerball.
Pro Red Alert 2 gamer, aka TR)Microzone on sc.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
November 03 2007 15:39 GMT
#589
Both incorrect.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 03 2007 15:54 GMT
#590
I can't participate :/
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-03 18:13:25
November 03 2007 18:10 GMT
#591
<@IntoTheWow> Wwwwoooooooo
<@IntoTheWow> ok
<@IntoTheWow> so a 11 yr old girl
<@IntoTheWow> added me on msn
<@IntoTheWow> and wants to send pics
<@IntoTheWow> i have been cancelling
<@IntoTheWow> lol
<@IntoTheWow> need to block
<Frozenmax> why block? :-/
<FanaBatHerooo> forward to dronebabo
<@vGl-CoW> suspicious level off the charts
<@Beyonder> hhhhaha
<@IntoTheWow> hahahahaah
<@IntoTheWow> frozenmax
<@IntoTheWow> a 11 yr old
<@IntoTheWow> is sending me pics
<@IntoTheWow> online
<@IntoTheWow> constantly
<@IntoTheWow> I WILL BLOCK
<Frozenmax> Haha
<Frozenmax> just rape her tbh*
<@IntoTheWow> lol
Peace~
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
November 04 2007 15:53 GMT
#592
Falcynn is right though. It was to play a piano piece where a certain part was hard

POKERSTARS ACCOUNT?!
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
November 04 2007 17:10 GMT
#593
On October 30 2007 11:30 fanatacist wrote:
<+Locked> so i was running with this friend
<+Locked> and we were following
<+Locked> this chain of white butterflies
<+Locked> that were so pretty
<+Locked> so we were
<+Locked> running after them
<+Locked> they were leading us somewhere
<+Locked> and then we were in like
<+Locked> ninja costumes
<+Locked> and running around
<+Locked> and you could only see them in the sunlight
<+Locked> it was so crazy
<+Locked> they were in a line like
<+Locked> swooppp
<+Locked> i'd show it to you with waving arms
...

locked has a sensitive side
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 11 2007 17:21 GMT
#594
On November 04 2007 03:10 fanatacist wrote:
<@IntoTheWow> Wwwwoooooooo
<@IntoTheWow> ok
<@IntoTheWow> so a 11 yr old girl
<@IntoTheWow> added me on msn
<@IntoTheWow> and wants to send pics
<@IntoTheWow> i have been cancelling
<@IntoTheWow> lol
<@IntoTheWow> need to block
<Frozenmax> why block? :-/
<FanaBatHerooo> forward to dronebabo
<@vGl-CoW> suspicious level off the charts
<@Beyonder> hhhhaha
<@IntoTheWow> hahahahaah
<@IntoTheWow> frozenmax
<@IntoTheWow> a 11 yr old
<@IntoTheWow> is sending me pics
<@IntoTheWow> online
<@IntoTheWow> constantly
<@IntoTheWow> I WILL BLOCK
<Frozenmax> Haha
<Frozenmax> just rape her tbh*
<@IntoTheWow> lol


Lol ITW sureeee
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-11 18:06:29
November 11 2007 18:04 GMT
#595
--- Nuked ---
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 11 2007 21:10 GMT
#596
On November 12 2007 03:04 dronebabo wrote:
why would you forward it to me? no thanks
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2007 11:30 fanatacist wrote:
<+Locked> so i was running with this friend
<+Locked> and we were following
<+Locked> this chain of white butterflies
<+Locked> that were so pretty
<+Locked> so we were
<+Locked> running after them
<+Locked> they were leading us somewhere
<+Locked> and then we were in like
<+Locked> ninja costumes
<+Locked> and running around
<+Locked> and you could only see them in the sunlight
<+Locked> it was so crazy
<+Locked> they were in a line like
<+Locked> swooppp
<+Locked> i'd show it to you with waving arms
...

hahahahahaHAHAHA

I just thought you'd be the funniest person to imagine like waking up, checking your TL inbox, and it's like

"From IntoTheWow: CHECK THIS OUT LOL"
---NUDE 11 YEAR OLD---
---NUDE 11 YEAR OLD---
---NUDE 11 YEAR OLD---
---NUDE 11 YEAR OLD---

You: "What the FUCK!"

And yea, Locked <3 Lol.
Peace~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32271 Posts
November 15 2007 18:22 GMT
#597
(15:21:50) (+{ToT}Strafe) Why would you just want to sleep with a girl?
(15:22:02) (Moltke) It's fun
(15:22:03) (@IntoTheWow) lol
(15:22:06) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
(15:22:06) (+{ToT}Strafe) In the end its really better to just have a nice dinner etc
(15:22:19) (+{ToT}Strafe) hm yeah I guess it's fun
(15:22:22) (+{ToT}Strafe) but eventually not worth it
(15:22:28) (Moltke) Yeah, I can get dinner any time I want
(15:22:35) (+{ToT}Strafe) with a girl I mean
(15:22:43) (@IntoTheWow) HAHA
(15:22:48) (Moltke) boring
(15:22:52) (Moltke) Welcome to the 21st century
(15:22:57) (+{ToT}Strafe) stop trying to be me
Moderator<:3-/-<
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
November 15 2007 18:34 GMT
#598
Despite my suggestions to the contrary to him, I hope Moltke never, ever leaves us. We'd be so lost.
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
November 15 2007 18:39 GMT
#599
Wait, what? Aren't YOU Moltke?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 15 2007 18:41 GMT
#600
He was being an ass not too long ago and got banned xD
Peace~
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