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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 09 2008 21:13 GMT
#621
(TL.net attack delayed, GTR can't find someone to team melee with vs NonY)

(19:11:41) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) why
(19:11:42) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) did i decide
(19:11:42) (@IntoTheWow) dis is a fuk.
(19:11:43) (yubeetarantino) ok
(19:11:44) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) not to go to school
(19:11:45) (yubeetarantino) I'M OFF
(19:11:45) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) for this
(9:11:50) (@IntoTheWow) LOLLL
(19:11:51) (intrigue_) LOOLOLOLOLL
(19:11:51) (@IntoTheWow) gtr
(19:11:52) (intrigue_) OLOLOLOLOLOL
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pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
March 09 2008 21:25 GMT
#622
[9:32pm] GEEETEEEEARRRRR: i want to see a progamer try and deepthroat the trophy
[9:32pm] nevergg_: Lamers
[9:32pm] Kennigit: WTF
[9:32pm] nevergg_: o.o
[9:32pm] Kennigit: GTR LOL
[9:32pm] pachi: wtf gtr
[9:33pm] Sleeptele: gtr
[9:33pm] Sleeptele: wtf
[9:33pm] nevergg_: Flash didn't know what to do with it.
[9:33pm] Sleeptele: o_O
[9:33pm] HolyKau: whoa
[9:33pm] HotBid: LOL GTR
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 10 2008 00:05 GMT
#623
[15:11] <@vGl-CoW> hahaaha there are two cats fucking right outside my window
[15:11] <HotBid> do you mean felines
[15:11] <HotBid> or black people
[15:11] <@vGl-CoW> felines, i dont allow blacks on the roof
[15:14] <@vGl-CoW> now the female is rolling back and forth and the guy cat is just kinda watching
[15:14] <@vGl-CoW> i'll keep you updated
[15:14] <yubee> maybe the guy cat feels insecure
[15:15] <yubee> cheer him on cow
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> now the female cat is licking herself between her legs
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> now WHO IS WATCHING WHO MASTURBATE, CEILING CAT
[15:17] <@vGl-CoW> i tapped the window and pumped my fist at the guy cat to cheer him on
[15:17] <@vGl-CoW> but now he's just staring at me
[15:17] <@vGl-CoW> i think i just made them a whole lot more insecure oh no
[15:18] <@vGl-CoW> yubee your cat advice is terrible
[15:18] <@vGl-CoW> requesting cat forum ban
[15:18] <yubee> hahaha


[18:50] <+Strafe> imagine WoW losing gold and items
[18:50] <+Strafe> China would start a rebellion
[18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> WoW........
[18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> that chapter
[18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> is behind me
[18:51] <+Strafe> nerd
[18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> but i stopped
[18:51] <+Strafe> okay
[18:51] <+Strafe> ex nerd
[18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> i wanted competitiveness
[18:51] <+Strafe> me too
[18:51] <+Strafe> tahts why i go karaoke


[19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:20:41) (@vGl-CoW) do any of you wipe your ass while standing up
[19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:20:48) (@vGl-CoW) after you've taken a poop
[19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:21:21) (@vGl-CoW) i need to know this
[19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> no u faggot
[19:37] <putonsomeweight> what if your own PARENTS STOOD UP WHILE WIPING?
[19:37] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> i stood 4 u?


[20:28] <+Moltke> Hilfe
[20:28] <+Moltke> I need a nanny
[20:29] <+Moltke> I broke my arm
[20:29] <+Moltke> Have a plaster cast
[20:29] <+Moltke> and now I cannot go out
[20:29] <+Moltke> or even take a shower
[20:29] <+Moltke> This is not 1940
[20:30] <+Moltke> Wounded men are not heroes
[20:29] <@vGl-CoW> time to guilt some girl into helping you


[00:40] <SmoKe2k> wow 9 pooled a toss he had nothing only gate and core
[00:41] <SmoKe2k> 192 apm noob
[00:41] <@drumbabo> wow i just played a game
[00:41] <@drumbabo> this guy 9pooled me
[00:41] <@drumbabo> fucking fag
[00:41] <SmoKe2k> toss ?
[00:41] <@drumbabo> omg
[00:41] <@drumbabo> it was YOU
[00:41] <SmoKe2k> are you ba_lo03?
[00:41] <@drumbabo> WTF
[00:42] <@drumbabo> ya its supposed to say ba_bo3
[00:42] <SmoKe2k> that was my enemy!


[18:24] <@vGl-CoW> i wish i had a really fat girlfriend so i could neglect her and make her feel bad
[18:26] <@vGl-CoW> just like i did to my pokemon
[18:28] <Dave[9]> lol.
[18:28] <ng> i lol'd
[18:28] <Frozenmax> Why would she need to be fat for that
[18:28] <@vGl-CoW> so i wouldn't feel like a jerk about it
[18:29] <Frozenmax> That's not her fault :-/
[18:29] <@vGl-CoW> yes it is
[18:30] <@vGl-CoW> she says it's a hormone thing but i seen that bitch snackin it up at the mackie D


[19:02] <@vGl-CoW> sometimes you gotta hurt a nigga to protect a nigga
[19:03] <Rogue|Quint> yeah you really warned-a-brother


[17:28] <@vGl-CoW> only hot chicks should be allowed to carry a gun because nobody wants to rape the ugly ones anyway
[17:29] <@dronebabo> lol
[17:30] <@dronebabo> 'gun manufacturers are trying to tap in'
[17:30] <@dronebabo> 'making guns prettier'
[17:30] <@dronebabo> 'gold triggers'
[17:30] <@dronebabo> oh LAWD


[02:19] <Moltke> The world's most difficult word to translate has been identified as "ilunga" from the Tshiluba language spoken in south-eastern DR Congo.
[02:19] <Moltke> It came top of a list drawn up in consultation with 1,000 linguists.
[02:19] <Moltke> Ilunga means "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time".


[14:00] <snowbird> i found one thanks to teemu's help, he gave me this great link to a site called google
[14:01] <indigophone> amazing
[14:01] <indigophone> what is this google website?
[14:02] <snowbird> i'm exploring it right now
[14:02] <snowbird> pretty neat
[14:02] <snowbird> i type boobs and get boobs
[14:02] <snowbird> with pix


[01:35] <intrigue_> oh no hatch
[01:35] <intrigue_> oh no pool
[01:35] <intrigue_> must be a 9hatch at a random expo


[02:00] <@Kennigit> TIME FOR AMERICAN IDOL!
[02:00] <@Kennigit> peace
[02:00] * @Kennigit (Kennigit@belblvcnas11-3521313689.dial.bell.ca) Quit (Quit)


[13:52] <Crizpy> yo
[13:52] <Crizpy> Anyone know if theres some kinda ums map where you can make a protoss army and a terran army, and practice attacking sieged terran units or something
[13:53] <STARCRAFT> lost temple


[20:24] <@vGl-CoW> playing russians in a cw is fun because you just have to sit there
[20:24] <@vGl-CoW> and wait for them to disconnect
[20:27] <@vGl-CoW> now they're all pissy because they don't like free losses
[20:27] <@vGl-CoW> shoulda lived in a part of the world that doesn't smell like ass. owned.


[22:32] <Xiberia> i have super awesome dreams
[22:32] <Xiberia> they are always disturbing
[22:32] <Xiberia> or boring
[22:32] <Xiberia> like that dream
[22:32] <Xiberia> with the mexican and gollum
[22:32] <Xiberia> fuck


[22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> chill has a knife
[22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> once you turn around
[22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> he will stab you
[22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> in the back
[22:43] <Locked> no manner
[22:43] * SonuvBob is now known as GTR
[22:43] <@GTR> that's not a knife!
[22:44] <@IntoTheRainWow> LOL
[22:44] <Locked> LOL
[22:44] <@IntoTheRainWow> that's not a KNOIFE


[17:55] <@vGl-CoW> i failed my last midterm
[17:55] <Moltke> Excellent
[17:55] <Moltke> It redeems my faith in the European education system
[17:57] <@vGl-CoW> i thought i had it but i just checked the answer to one of the main questions and my answer is literally more wrong than just drawing a dick on the page


[18:20] <OctoPuSs> dating usually involves sex
[18:20] <OctoPuSs> afterwards
[18:20] <+Moltke> What are you talking about
[18:20] <+Moltke> Dating involves a meeting between two people
[18:21] <+Moltke> It can be as innocent as daisies
[18:21] <@vGl-RaGe> daisies reproduce too, Moltke


[19:32] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> thai massage is made up so hookers can suck dick
[19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> last time i went
[19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> i got a nasty fat asian one
[19:34] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> it was fun cuz
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> gettin BJ with a friend is better than
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> er
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> wow
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> stopped
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> afk


[15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women
[15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food?
[15:40] <Moltke1> Yes
[15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour
[15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour

[14:06] <pachi> wow
[14:06] <pachi> katrina so in favor of protoss, it even gets thumbs downed in PvP

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-10 00:17:45
March 10 2008 00:17 GMT
#624
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote:
[15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women
[15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food?
[15:40] <Moltke1> Yes
[15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour
[15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour


OMG ROFL
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
March 10 2008 01:36 GMT
#625
<@TL-Nyovne> GTR
<@TL-Nyovne> where the fuck were you
<SpiritoftheTunA> you probably cant
<@TL-Nyovne> ?!?!?
<acg> intrigue did you play today?
<@GEEETEEEEARRRRR> playing d2
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
March 10 2008 01:44 GMT
#626
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote:
[13:52] <Crizpy> yo
[13:52] <Crizpy> Anyone know if theres some kinda ums map where you can make a protoss army and a terran army, and practice attacking sieged terran units or something
[13:53] <STARCRAFT> lost temple



ROFL
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 10 2008 03:02 GMT
#627
On February 11 2008 08:30 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 07:58 aeronexus wrote:
On February 11 2008 06:34 dronebabo wrote:
LOL.

On February 11 2008 06:43 SayaSP wrote:
ROfl.

On February 11 2008 06:45 Dave[9] wrote:
ROFL

On February 11 2008 07:48 IntoTheWow wrote:
rofl

;_; lol...



hahaha
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 10 2008 05:53 GMT
#628
(01:50:40) (NonY) wowow im watchin this video and zerg is makin me sick
(01:50:44) (NonY) i want nothin more than to rape that shit so hard
(01:50:49) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOL
(01:50:50) (+TL-SayaSP) NONY
(01:50:51) (+TL-SayaSP) YES
(01:51:10) (NonY) i didnt do any of my BW roleplaying on tlnet attack
(01:51:13) (NonY) but i do like ot think of myself
(01:51:16) (NonY) as a mighty protoss commander
(01:51:18) (+TL-SayaSP) LOL
(01:51:27) ([2lings1egg]) hahaha
(01:51:28) ([2lings1egg]) nony
(01:51:38) ([2lings1egg]) clearly tassadar has failed us
(01:51:41) ([2lings1egg]) you must not
(01:51:42) (NonY) i'll bring my holy army forth to clean the universe of the zerg
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
March 10 2008 06:32 GMT
#629
haha a lot of these are awesome
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 11 2008 00:00 GMT
#630
hahah good ones!
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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
March 11 2008 00:27 GMT
#631
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In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
March 11 2008 00:44 GMT
#632
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote:


[19:32] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> thai massage is made up so hookers can suck dick
[19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> last time i went
[19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> i got a nasty fat asian one
[19:34] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> it was fun cuz
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> gettin BJ with a friend is better than
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> er
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> wow
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> stopped
[19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> afk




I LOLED for this one.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-11 01:16:07
March 11 2008 01:13 GMT
#633
Hahahhahahahahhahahaha

[02:06] <FanaBatCig> who wants to hera something funny
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> hear
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> and sad
[02:06] <[2lings1egg]> dronebabo i'll punch you because i hate you
[02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> it better be funny
[02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> else ima ban you
[02:06] <@DRONEBABO> nigga
[02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> are you sure its funny
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> ok
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> so
[02:06] <@DRONEBABO> do i gotta choke a bitch
[02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> nigga plz
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> I met this kid who wanted to buy weed off me, and we started smoking together
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> after a while became good friends
[02:06] * BYTHEPOWEROFGRE is now known as TL-Nyovne
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> hung out all the time
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> then he decided that he wants to get in shape, offered me to join a gym with him
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> we go like once a day for a few weeks
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> then our mutual friend
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> tells me he's gay
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> and at first I was like
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> "... whatever I'm tolerant"
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> love triangle
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> then she says
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> "he also has a crush on you"
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and that's when
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> all the pieces
[02:07] <@vGl-CoW> hahahaa
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> fall into place
[02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> pink love triangles
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and I realize
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> AHAHAH
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> LOL
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> that every time
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> LOOOOL
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> I was in the gym
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and turned around
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> OH
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> MY
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> GOD
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> to see him looking at me
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> at first I thought
[02:07] <@vGl-CoW> that's when fana realized the guy didn't ask to smoke his weed but his pole
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> he was just waiting for me
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> but in reality
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> he was checking me out
[02:07] <[So6]Pretorian> lol CoW
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> badum bum tschhh
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and craving my cock
[02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> cockaholic
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and one time
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> she called me
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> after they dropped me off
[02:07] <@DRONEBABO> so...did you get a blowjob
[02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster
[02:07] <FanaBatCig> and left it on speaker
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> so that I could hear
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> their conversation
[02:08] <Katoan> FanaBatCig, maybe you should try writing this to some magazine, I think they pay money for this sort of... literature
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT LET HIS GAY TRICKS FOOL YOU
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> and it went like this
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> GAY PEOPLE LIE
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT TRUST THEM
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> her: "dude you totally sounded like you wanted his cock"
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> BLACK PEOPLE STEAL AND GAY PEOPLE LIE
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> him: "am I really that obvious? I was thinking of it the whole time"
[02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT TRUST THEM
[02:08] <@vGl-CoW> hahahahahaha
[02:08] <@DRONEBABO> hahahahaha
[02:08] <@DRONEBABO> LOL
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> most traumatic moment of my life
[02:08] <@DRONEBABO> that is so fucked up
[02:08] <@vGl-CoW> hahahaha
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> so
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> it has been
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> 2 months since then
[02:08] <@DRONEBABO> i would be scarred
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> he does not know that I know he's gay
[02:08] <@DRONEBABO> wake up at random moments in the night
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> so he is confused
[02:08] <FanaBatCig> as to why
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> I do not wnat to hang out with him as much
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> anymore
[02:09] <@vGl-CoW> hahaha awkwaaaaard
[02:09] * +mahnini (~nnscript@mahnini.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.2 :: www.regroup-esports.com ))
[02:09] <[2lings1egg]> hahahaha
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> and he is like "dude we never smoke"
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> and I am so tempted to tell him
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> that I fear for my anal virginity
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> when I am incapacitated
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> yeah dude
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> in case he like fake-puffs
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> and is sover
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> hes totally looking for a spot
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> sober*
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> and tries to overpower me
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> where he just unzips u and starts sucking your cock
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> I will definitely lose
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> like mora did
[02:09] <geometryb> asdf
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> lol
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> do this one guy
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> to*
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> so yea
[02:09] <@DRONEBABO> FUCK that is fucked UP
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> my friend suggested
[02:09] <FanaBatCig> hooking up with him, then the next day telling him I'm straight
[02:10] <FanaBatCig> so that his heart is broken
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> LOL
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> WHAT
[02:10] <FanaBatCig> and he kills himself
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> WHAT THE FUCK?
[02:10] <FanaBatCig> and that way the problem solves itself
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> wow
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> wow no
[02:10] <FanaBatCig> but I don't have the balls to do that
[02:10] <@DRONEBABO> u cant hook up WTF is that shit
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> one time
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> he told me
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> "dude, I think you're a really great guy... no homo"
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> in retrospect
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> I am like
[02:12] <FanaBatCig> "THAT LYING MOTHERFUCKER"
[02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> I was expecting something lame but
[02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> this is great
[02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> dude this story
[02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> was so fucking epic hahahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-11 01:20:42
March 11 2008 01:18 GMT
#634
On March 11 2008 09:27 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
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is that owen wilson?

nvm its donald trump


[image loading]

im serious
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 11 2008 01:20 GMT
#635
;_;
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 11 2008 01:20 GMT
#636
On March 11 2008 10:18 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2008 09:27 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
[image loading]


is that owen wilson?

nvm its donald trump

IT'S A PIMP!

IT'S A GIANT!

IT'S TEE OOOH TEEE STRAAAFEEEE!
Peace~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 11 2008 01:21 GMT
#637
HAHahahaha that last one was great
Moderator<:3-/-<
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
March 11 2008 01:28 GMT
#638
This thread is great I can't believe I haven't read it up until now.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-11 01:58:17
March 11 2008 01:57 GMT
#639
<2lings1egg]> fana
<@DRONEBABO> but why would he trade
<FanaBatCig> ?
<2lings1egg]> want to trade homos?
<@DRONEBABO> its not like they're pokemon
<FanaBatCig> yes please
<2lings1egg]> fuck you i want mine to evolve
<2lings1egg]> they're sentient subhumans, they're just like pokémon
Peace~
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 12 2008 04:04 GMT
#640
(00:00:23) (Katoan) it's amazing how stupid doctors are tbh
(00:00:37) (Katoan) dronebabo, yeah I had some problem with my muscles
(00:00:44) (Katoan) in my.. ass
(00:00:46) (Katoan) :D
(00:00:49) (Katoan) there's no pretty way to put it
(00:01:00) (Katoan) and this is how he justified stealing my anal virginity
(00:01:07) (Katoan) but the amazing part was
(00:01:08) (Katoan) I was 12
(00:01:11) (Katoan) and the doctor was like
(00:01:14) (Katoan) "does this feel normal"
(00:01:15) (Katoan) :D
(00:01:23) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOOL
(00:01:27) (Katoan) and all I can think about is "this doesn't exactly happen on a day to day basis to me"
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