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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
(19:11:41) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) why (19:11:42) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) did i decide (19:11:42) (@IntoTheWow) dis is a fuk. (19:11:43) (yubeetarantino) ok (19:11:44) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) not to go to school (19:11:45) (yubeetarantino) I'M OFF (19:11:45) (@GEEETEEEEARRRRR) for this (9:11:50) (@IntoTheWow) LOLLL (19:11:51) (intrigue_) LOOLOLOLOLL (19:11:51) (@IntoTheWow) gtr (19:11:52) (intrigue_) OLOLOLOLOLOL | ||
pachi
Melbourne5338 Posts
[9:32pm] nevergg_: Lamers [9:32pm] Kennigit: WTF [9:32pm] nevergg_: o.o [9:32pm] Kennigit: GTR LOL [9:32pm] pachi: wtf gtr [9:33pm] Sleeptele: gtr [9:33pm] Sleeptele: wtf [9:33pm] nevergg_: Flash didn't know what to do with it. [9:33pm] Sleeptele: o_O [9:33pm] HolyKau: whoa [9:33pm] HotBid: LOL GTR | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
[15:11] <HotBid> do you mean felines [15:11] <HotBid> or black people [15:11] <@vGl-CoW> felines, i dont allow blacks on the roof [15:14] <@vGl-CoW> now the female is rolling back and forth and the guy cat is just kinda watching [15:14] <@vGl-CoW> i'll keep you updated [15:14] <yubee> maybe the guy cat feels insecure [15:15] <yubee> cheer him on cow [15:15] <@vGl-CoW> now the female cat is licking herself between her legs [15:15] <@vGl-CoW> now WHO IS WATCHING WHO MASTURBATE, CEILING CAT [15:17] <@vGl-CoW> i tapped the window and pumped my fist at the guy cat to cheer him on [15:17] <@vGl-CoW> but now he's just staring at me [15:17] <@vGl-CoW> i think i just made them a whole lot more insecure oh no  [15:18] <@vGl-CoW> yubee your cat advice is terrible [15:18] <@vGl-CoW> requesting cat forum ban [15:18] <yubee> hahaha [18:50] <+Strafe> imagine WoW losing gold and items [18:50] <+Strafe> China would start a rebellion [18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> WoW........ [18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> that chapter [18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> is behind me [18:51] <+Strafe> nerd [18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> but i stopped [18:51] <+Strafe> okay [18:51] <+Strafe> ex nerd [18:51] <x2`Samael`afk> i wanted competitiveness [18:51] <+Strafe> me too [18:51] <+Strafe> tahts why i go karaoke [19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:20:41) (@vGl-CoW) do any of you wipe your ass while standing up [19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:20:48) (@vGl-CoW) after you've taken a poop [19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> (13:21:21) (@vGl-CoW) i need to know this [19:35] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> no u faggot [19:37] <putonsomeweight> what if your own PARENTS STOOD UP WHILE WIPING? [19:37] <@Zettai_Ryoiki> i stood 4 u? [20:28] <+Moltke> Hilfe [20:28] <+Moltke> I need a nanny [20:29] <+Moltke> I broke my arm [20:29] <+Moltke> Have a plaster cast [20:29] <+Moltke> and now I cannot go out [20:29] <+Moltke> or even take a shower [20:29] <+Moltke> This is not 1940 [20:30] <+Moltke> Wounded men are not heroes [20:29] <@vGl-CoW> time to guilt some girl into helping you [00:40] <SmoKe2k> wow 9 pooled a toss he had nothing only gate and core [00:41] <SmoKe2k> 192 apm noob [00:41] <@drumbabo> wow i just played a game [00:41] <@drumbabo> this guy 9pooled me [00:41] <@drumbabo> fucking fag [00:41] <SmoKe2k> toss ? [00:41] <@drumbabo> omg [00:41] <@drumbabo> it was YOU [00:41] <SmoKe2k> are you ba_lo03? [00:41] <@drumbabo> WTF [00:42] <@drumbabo> ya its supposed to say ba_bo3 [00:42] <SmoKe2k> that was my enemy! [18:24] <@vGl-CoW> i wish i had a really fat girlfriend so i could neglect her and make her feel bad [18:26] <@vGl-CoW> just like i did to my pokemon [18:28] <Dave[9]> lol. [18:28] <ng> i lol'd [18:28] <Frozenmax> Why would she need to be fat for that [18:28] <@vGl-CoW> so i wouldn't feel like a jerk about it [18:29] <Frozenmax> That's not her fault :-/ [18:29] <@vGl-CoW> yes it is [18:30] <@vGl-CoW> she says it's a hormone thing but i seen that bitch snackin it up at the mackie D [19:02] <@vGl-CoW> sometimes you gotta hurt a nigga to protect a nigga [19:03] <Rogue|Quint> yeah you really warned-a-brother [17:28] <@vGl-CoW> only hot chicks should be allowed to carry a gun because nobody wants to rape the ugly ones anyway [17:29] <@dronebabo> lol [17:30] <@dronebabo> 'gun manufacturers are trying to tap in' [17:30] <@dronebabo> 'making guns prettier' [17:30] <@dronebabo> 'gold triggers' [17:30] <@dronebabo> oh LAWD [02:19] <Moltke> The world's most difficult word to translate has been identified as "ilunga" from the Tshiluba language spoken in south-eastern DR Congo. [02:19] <Moltke> It came top of a list drawn up in consultation with 1,000 linguists. [02:19] <Moltke> Ilunga means "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time". [14:00] <snowbird> i found one thanks to teemu's help, he gave me this great link to a site called google [14:01] <indigophone> amazing [14:01] <indigophone> what is this google website? [14:02] <snowbird> i'm exploring it right now [14:02] <snowbird> pretty neat [14:02] <snowbird> i type boobs and get boobs [14:02] <snowbird> with pix [01:35] <intrigue_> oh no hatch [01:35] <intrigue_> oh no pool [01:35] <intrigue_> must be a 9hatch at a random expo [02:00] <@Kennigit> TIME FOR AMERICAN IDOL! [02:00] <@Kennigit> peace [02:00] * @Kennigit (Kennigit@belblvcnas11-3521313689.dial.bell.ca) Quit (Quit) [13:52] <Crizpy> yo [13:52] <Crizpy> Anyone know if theres some kinda ums map where you can make a protoss army and a terran army, and practice attacking sieged terran units or something [13:53] <STARCRAFT> lost temple [20:24] <@vGl-CoW> playing russians in a cw is fun because you just have to sit there [20:24] <@vGl-CoW> and wait for them to disconnect [20:27] <@vGl-CoW> now they're all pissy because they don't like free losses [20:27] <@vGl-CoW> shoulda lived in a part of the world that doesn't smell like ass. owned. [22:32] <Xiberia> i have super awesome dreams [22:32] <Xiberia> they are always disturbing [22:32] <Xiberia> or boring [22:32] <Xiberia> like that dream [22:32] <Xiberia> with the mexican and gollum [22:32] <Xiberia> fuck [22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> chill has a knife [22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> once you turn around [22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> he will stab you [22:43] <@IntoTheRainWow> in the back [22:43] <Locked> no manner [22:43] * SonuvBob is now known as GTR [22:43] <@GTR> that's not a knife! [22:44] <@IntoTheRainWow> LOL [22:44] <Locked> LOL [22:44] <@IntoTheRainWow> that's not a KNOIFE [17:55] <@vGl-CoW> i failed my last midterm [17:55] <Moltke> Excellent [17:55] <Moltke> It redeems my faith in the European education system [17:57] <@vGl-CoW> i thought i had it but i just checked the answer to one of the main questions and my answer is literally more wrong than just drawing a dick on the page [18:20] <OctoPuSs> dating usually involves sex [18:20] <OctoPuSs> afterwards [18:20] <+Moltke> What are you talking about [18:20] <+Moltke> Dating involves a meeting between two people [18:21] <+Moltke> It can be as innocent as daisies [18:21] <@vGl-RaGe> daisies reproduce too, Moltke [19:32] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> thai massage is made up so hookers can suck dick [19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> last time i went [19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> i got a nasty fat asian one [19:34] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> it was fun cuz [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> gettin BJ with a friend is better than [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> er [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> wow [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> stopped [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> afk [15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women [15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food? [15:40] <Moltke1> Yes [15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour [15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour [14:06] <pachi> wow [14:06] <pachi> katrina so in favor of protoss, it even gets thumbs downed in PvP | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote: [15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women [15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food? [15:40] <Moltke1> Yes [15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour [15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour OMG ROFL | ||
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.kaz
1963 Posts
<@TL-Nyovne> where the fuck were you <SpiritoftheTunA> you probably cant <@TL-Nyovne> ?!?!? <acg> intrigue did you play today? <@GEEETEEEEARRRRR> playing d2 | ||
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DhakhaR
United Kingdom721 Posts
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote: [13:52] <Crizpy> yo [13:52] <Crizpy> Anyone know if theres some kinda ums map where you can make a protoss army and a terran army, and practice attacking sieged terran units or something [13:53] <STARCRAFT> lost temple ROFL | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
(01:50:44) (NonY) i want nothin more than to rape that shit so hard (01:50:49) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOL (01:50:50) (+TL-SayaSP) NONY (01:50:51) (+TL-SayaSP) YES (01:51:10) (NonY) i didnt do any of my BW roleplaying on tlnet attack (01:51:13) (NonY) but i do like ot think of myself (01:51:16) (NonY) as a mighty protoss commander (01:51:18) (+TL-SayaSP) LOL (01:51:27) ([2lings1egg]) hahaha (01:51:28) ([2lings1egg]) nony (01:51:38) ([2lings1egg]) clearly tassadar has failed us (01:51:41) ([2lings1egg]) you must not (01:51:42) (NonY) i'll bring my holy army forth to clean the universe of the zerg | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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In)Spire
United States1323 Posts
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote: [19:32] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> thai massage is made up so hookers can suck dick [19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> last time i went [19:33] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> i got a nasty fat asian one [19:34] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> it was fun cuz [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> gettin BJ with a friend is better than [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> er [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> wow [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> stopped [19:35] <SOYUKKUSENMAN> afk I LOLED for this one. | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
[02:06] <FanaBatCig> who wants to hera something funny [02:06] <FanaBatCig> hear [02:06] <FanaBatCig> and sad [02:06] <[2lings1egg]> dronebabo i'll punch you because i hate you [02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> it better be funny [02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> else ima ban you [02:06] <@DRONEBABO> nigga [02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> are you sure its funny [02:06] <FanaBatCig> ok [02:06] <FanaBatCig> so [02:06] <@DRONEBABO> do i gotta choke a bitch [02:06] <@BYTHEPOWEROFGRE> nigga plz [02:06] <FanaBatCig> I met this kid who wanted to buy weed off me, and we started smoking together [02:06] <FanaBatCig> after a while became good friends [02:06] * BYTHEPOWEROFGRE is now known as TL-Nyovne [02:06] <FanaBatCig> hung out all the time [02:06] <FanaBatCig> then he decided that he wants to get in shape, offered me to join a gym with him [02:06] <FanaBatCig> we go like once a day for a few weeks [02:06] <FanaBatCig> then our mutual friend [02:06] <FanaBatCig> tells me he's gay [02:06] <FanaBatCig> and at first I was like [02:07] <FanaBatCig> "... whatever I'm tolerant" [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> love triangle [02:07] <FanaBatCig> then she says [02:07] <FanaBatCig> "he also has a crush on you" [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and that's when [02:07] <FanaBatCig> all the pieces [02:07] <@vGl-CoW> hahahaa [02:07] <FanaBatCig> fall into place [02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> pink love triangles [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and I realize [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> AHAHAH [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> LOL [02:07] <FanaBatCig> that every time [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> LOOOOL [02:07] <FanaBatCig> I was in the gym [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and turned around [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> OH [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> MY [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> GOD [02:07] <FanaBatCig> to see him looking at me [02:07] <FanaBatCig> at first I thought [02:07] <@vGl-CoW> that's when fana realized the guy didn't ask to smoke his weed but his pole [02:07] <FanaBatCig> he was just waiting for me [02:07] <FanaBatCig> but in reality [02:07] <FanaBatCig> he was checking me out [02:07] <[So6]Pretorian> lol CoW [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> badum bum tschhh [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and craving my cock [02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> cockaholic [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and one time [02:07] <FanaBatCig> she called me [02:07] <FanaBatCig> after they dropped me off [02:07] <@DRONEBABO> so...did you get a blowjob [02:07] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster [02:07] <FanaBatCig> and left it on speaker [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> he wanted to smoke the french rooster [02:08] <FanaBatCig> so that I could hear [02:08] <FanaBatCig> their conversation [02:08] <Katoan> FanaBatCig, maybe you should try writing this to some magazine, I think they pay money for this sort of... literature [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT LET HIS GAY TRICKS FOOL YOU [02:08] <FanaBatCig> and it went like this [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> GAY PEOPLE LIE [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT TRUST THEM [02:08] <FanaBatCig> her: "dude you totally sounded like you wanted his cock" [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> BLACK PEOPLE STEAL AND GAY PEOPLE LIE [02:08] <FanaBatCig> him: "am I really that obvious? I was thinking of it the whole time" [02:08] <@TL-Nyovne> DONT TRUST THEM [02:08] <@vGl-CoW> hahahahahaha [02:08] <@DRONEBABO> hahahahaha [02:08] <@DRONEBABO> LOL [02:08] <FanaBatCig> most traumatic moment of my life [02:08] <@DRONEBABO> that is so fucked up [02:08] <@vGl-CoW> hahahaha [02:08] <FanaBatCig> so [02:08] <FanaBatCig> it has been [02:08] <FanaBatCig> 2 months since then [02:08] <@DRONEBABO> i would be scarred [02:08] <FanaBatCig> he does not know that I know he's gay [02:08] <@DRONEBABO> wake up at random moments in the night [02:08] <FanaBatCig> so he is confused [02:08] <FanaBatCig> as to why [02:09] <FanaBatCig> I do not wnat to hang out with him as much [02:09] <FanaBatCig> anymore [02:09] <@vGl-CoW> hahaha awkwaaaaard [02:09] * +mahnini (~nnscript@mahnini.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.2 :: www.regroup-esports.com )) [02:09] <[2lings1egg]> hahahaha [02:09] <FanaBatCig> and he is like "dude we never smoke" [02:09] <FanaBatCig> and I am so tempted to tell him [02:09] <FanaBatCig> that I fear for my anal virginity [02:09] <FanaBatCig> when I am incapacitated [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> yeah dude [02:09] <FanaBatCig> in case he like fake-puffs [02:09] <FanaBatCig> and is sover [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> hes totally looking for a spot [02:09] <FanaBatCig> sober* [02:09] <FanaBatCig> and tries to overpower me [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> where he just unzips u and starts sucking your cock [02:09] <FanaBatCig> I will definitely lose [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> like mora did [02:09] <geometryb> asdf [02:09] <FanaBatCig> lol [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> do this one guy [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> to* [02:09] <FanaBatCig> so yea [02:09] <@DRONEBABO> FUCK that is fucked UP [02:09] <FanaBatCig> my friend suggested [02:09] <FanaBatCig> hooking up with him, then the next day telling him I'm straight [02:10] <FanaBatCig> so that his heart is broken [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> LOL [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> WHAT [02:10] <FanaBatCig> and he kills himself [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> WHAT THE FUCK? [02:10] <FanaBatCig> and that way the problem solves itself [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> wow [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> wow no [02:10] <FanaBatCig> but I don't have the balls to do that [02:10] <@DRONEBABO> u cant hook up WTF is that shit [02:12] <FanaBatCig> one time [02:12] <FanaBatCig> he told me [02:12] <FanaBatCig> "dude, I think you're a really great guy... no homo" [02:12] <FanaBatCig> in retrospect [02:12] <FanaBatCig> I am like [02:12] <FanaBatCig> "THAT LYING MOTHERFUCKER" [02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> I was expecting something lame but [02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> this is great [02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> dude this story [02:11] <@TL-Nyovne> was so fucking epic hahahaha | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On March 11 2008 09:27 {ToT}Strafe wrote: is that owen wilson? nvm its donald trump ![[image loading]](http://www.reverseturkey.com/Images/trump.jpg) im serious | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
IT'S A PIMP! IT'S A GIANT! IT'S TEE OOOH TEEE STRAAAFEEEE! | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
<@DRONEBABO> but why would he trade <FanaBatCig> ? <2lings1egg]> want to trade homos? <@DRONEBABO> its not like they're pokemon <FanaBatCig> yes please <2lings1egg]> fuck you i want mine to evolve <2lings1egg]> they're sentient subhumans, they're just like pokémon | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
(00:00:37) (Katoan) dronebabo, yeah I had some problem with my muscles (00:00:44) (Katoan) in my.. ass (00:00:46) (Katoan) :D (00:00:49) (Katoan) there's no pretty way to put it (00:01:00) (Katoan) and this is how he justified stealing my anal virginity (00:01:07) (Katoan) but the amazing part was (00:01:08) (Katoan) I was 12 (00:01:11) (Katoan) and the doctor was like (00:01:14) (Katoan) "does this feel normal" (00:01:15) (Katoan) :D (00:01:23) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOOL (00:01:27) (Katoan) and all I can think about is "this doesn't exactly happen on a day to day basis to me" | ||
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