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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
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Nyovne
Netherlands19137 Posts
On March 15 2008 09:20 intrigue wrote: [15:44:29] <cbus> r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours? [15:45:47] <R1CH> why do you think their site is down Hahaha don't fuck with the r1chenator!! | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19137 Posts
On March 12 2008 13:04 SayaSP wrote: (00:00:23) (Katoan) it's amazing how stupid doctors are tbh (00:00:37) (Katoan) dronebabo, yeah I had some problem with my muscles (00:00:44) (Katoan) in my.. ass (00:00:46) (Katoan) :D (00:00:49) (Katoan) there's no pretty way to put it (00:01:00) (Katoan) and this is how he justified stealing my anal virginity (00:01:07) (Katoan) but the amazing part was (00:01:08) (Katoan) I was 12 (00:01:11) (Katoan) and the doctor was like (00:01:14) (Katoan) "does this feel normal" (00:01:15) (Katoan) :D (00:01:23) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOOL (00:01:27) (Katoan) and all I can think about is "this doesn't exactly happen on a day to day basis to me" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hahahhahhahahahaaaaa, epic hahaha. How did it feel though? No dodging the answer plix. | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
(21:04:14) (indigophone) when i jerk off my apm is like 600 (21:04:28) (indigophone) i wish it was that high when i played broodwar (21:04:50) (SpiritoftheTunA) i bet its all earlygame spam (21:04:54) (SpiritoftheTunA) your game probably lasts a minute | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
i don't remember this how can TL trust these date raping canadians so | ||
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mmrk923
United States9 Posts
The puns in replys | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On March 16 2008 10:19 mmrk923 wrote: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68060 The puns in replys Not IRC. Managed to spell 1 of your 4 words wrong. 2/10 Try harder next time. | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote: [14:00] <snowbird> i found one thanks to teemu's help, he gave me this great link to a site called google [14:01] <indigophone> amazing [14:01] <indigophone> what is this google website? [14:02] <snowbird> i'm exploring it right now [14:02] <snowbird> pretty neat [14:02] <snowbird> i type boobs and get boobs [14:02] <snowbird> with pix lawl | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19137 Posts
[21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> !!!!!!!!! [21:30] <@dr1babo> .. [21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> watcha gonna do about it babo [21:30] * @TL-Nyovne flings poop at babo. [21:30] * @dr1babo (~LOL@vGl-ZoOey.users.quakenet.org) has left #TeamLiquid [21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> dodger [01:33] <intrigue_> i'm not very driven [01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> you get driven [01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> like a reaver [01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> by a crew of four [01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> cause ur too fat too handle [01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> hows you geneh [01:35] <@TL-Nyovne>  [01:35] <@Gene`> fantastic [01:35] <@Gene`> never wished i was single so badly [01:35] <@Gene`> i had some chick yesterday tell me "just remember brian, ill always be the hot friend only you can take advantage of." [01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> ur GF hasnt gotten smart yet and left you for a terran player [01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> ? [01:35] <@Gene`> never in my life [01:36] <@Gene`> have people come onto me so much [01:36] <@Gene`> when im actually in a serious relationship [01:36] <@Gene`> such bullshit [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> dude not to burst your bubble but [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> its because you are in a serious relationship [01:36] <[So6]Pretorian> The only friends I have that tell me that are available for 50$/hour [01:36] <Jathin> ? [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> its a cold world out there man [01:36] <@Gene`> heh [01:36] <[So6]Pretorian> Shitty world [01:36] <Jathin> being a taken man makes you more appealing [01:36] <@Gene`> no doubt [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> once your single it all comes apart [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> like a 13 year olds wet dream [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> when he wakes up [01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> hard knock life y0 [01:20] <@dronebabo> watching jathin fucking a girl would be pretty funny to me [01:20] <@dronebabo> cause ill keep thinking of everytime he said stuff like im gonna rape you and bust a nut on your face [01:20] <Jathin> hahahaha [01:20] <@Kennigit> hahahah [01:21] <Jathin> babo sits there with his ricehat and his dick in his hands [01:21] <@Kennigit> so digusting [01:21] <@dronebabo> i'd jerk it with chopsticks [01:21] <@dronebabo> cant get my hands filthy [01:21] <@Kennigit> hahahhaah [01:21] <@dronebabo> i'm no barbarian - i'm refined [21:25] <@dronebabo> i saw your naked body [21:25] <@dronebabo> your pubes swaying in the breeze [21:25] <@dronebabo> diddy kong swinging from hair to hair [01:37] <micronesia> every girl that you want to do is a sin [01:37] <micronesia> by definition [01:37] <micronesia> except fat women [01:37] <+Strafe> thats charity [01:37] <micronesia> hey! [01:37] <micronesia> fat chicks need love too [01:37] <micronesia> but they gotta pay [01:34] <+Strafe> dont act so silly [01:34] <+Strafe> i know you want me [01:34] <+Strafe> but ur homophobic [01:34] <+Strafe> so u want to cut my dick off [01:34] <Jathin> hahaha homophobic is the last thing anyone would call me [01:35] <Jathin> I was driving home from the airport with my dad [01:35] <+Strafe> omg how gay [01:35] <Jathin> and my dad says to me [01:35] <+Strafe> blow me son [01:35] <Jathin> "Jathin, your mother and I think you are too liberal. We don't want you to move to NYC after college, we would rather you go to a more conservative state." [01:35] <micronesia> rofl [01:35] <+Strafe> hahaha [01:35] <+Strafe> ur dad called u a fag [01:35] <Jathin> hsahahahaha [01:36] <Jathin> he thinks I'm having sex with like 50000 women [01:36] <Jathin> and that it's not a good lifestyle [01:36] <Jathin> and he can't understand why I have a gf if we're not planning on getting married [01:36] <Jathin> LOL. [01:36] <+Strafe> HOW DARE HE JUDGE ME [01:36] <+Strafe> WHO DOES YOUR FATHER THINK HE IS [01:24] <@Kennigit> Strafe how was your date with the black girl? [01:24] <+Strafe> shabby [01:24] <@Kennigit> oh thats too bad [01:24] <+Strafe> Im getting less attracted to her physically [01:24] <@Kennigit> haha [01:24] <@Kennigit> you know why [01:24] <+Strafe> to the point where i have to forcefully find my likings for her [01:25] <@Kennigit> wow [01:25] <+Strafe> probably because i know its possible now [01:25] <@Kennigit> yeah [01:25] <+Strafe> so the mystic part is gone [01:25] <+Strafe> ;( [01:25] <@Kennigit> she was on a pedestal before [01:25] <+Strafe> now shes just... [01:25] <+Strafe> black [01:25] <@Kennigit> hahahaha [01:25] <+Strafe> and not feminine enough [01:25] <+Strafe> yeah [01:25] <+Strafe> man [01:25] <+Strafe> compare a black woman to an asian girl [01:25] <+Strafe> you know what happens? [01:25] <+Strafe> the black girl will become more like a shemale [01:26] <+Strafe> the forms of black women are so crude [01:26] <+Strafe> they are at times even muscular [01:26] <+Strafe> probably more muscular than moltke will ever be [01:26] <+Strafe> and that just creeps me out [01:29] <+Strafe> man [01:29] <+Strafe> do you know how many apples a gorilla eats? [01:29] <+Strafe> he eats entire gardens [01:29] <micronesia> but are they in the garden of eden? [01:29] <+Strafe> they raped the garden of eden [01:29] <micronesia> lol [01:29] <+Strafe> cuz thats what black people do [01:29] <+Strafe> rape [01:29] <+Strafe> then they stole all the apples [01:30] <+Strafe> and ate them [01:30] <+Strafe> after they fried them [01:30] <+Strafe> together with chicken [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> Facebook is down [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> That's all my social life who's down [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> ... [18:55] <cbus> facebook works here i think [18:55] <cbus> yeah [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> YES [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> WORK AGAIN [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> I AM BACK IN LIFE NIGGA [18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> SKEET SKEET SKEET [18:56] <@vGl-CoW> joke's gonna be on all you guys when facebook becomes sentient and knows all y'all niggas names | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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micronesia
United States24754 Posts
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Pretoriian
United States3 Posts
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Dave[9]
United States2365 Posts
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RaGe
Belgium9950 Posts
03:36… @vGl-RaGe: in their last season 03:36… zulu_nation8: BYE 03:36… zulu_nation8 has quit IRC (Quit) 03:36… KizZBG has been added to the auto-op list on #TeamLiquid. 03:36… vGl-RaGe sets mode: +o KizZBG 03:36… @Chill[gm]: We went over this already 03:37… +GG-Artanis: ah, Chill[gm], the dodger. 03:37… @Chill[gm]: I don't know how launching a shitty project is better than realizing a project is shitty and not launching it 03:37… @Chill[gm]: But okay. 03:37… @Kennigit: LOL 03:37… @Chill[gm]: Plus youre newb artanis 03:37… @Chill[gm]: 3-0 with reps 03:37… @Kennigit: oh snap 03:37… +GG-Artanis: such blatant lies. 03:37… Dave[9] has quit IRC (Quit) 03:37… @Chill[gm]: including island tvt 03:37… @Kennigit: you gonna take that? 03:37… @Chill[gm]: haha 03:37… @Kennigit: haha 03:37… +GG-Artanis: you got a TLer to smurf my account 03:37… @Chill[gm]: Youre right 03:37… +GG-Artanis: and lose on purpose 03:37… @Chill[gm]: I got a newbt o smurf 03:37… @Chill[gm]: because youre terrible 03:37… @Chill[gm]:  03:37… +GG-Artanis: I'm awesome 03:37… +GG-Artanis: yuo could never beat me 03:37… +GG-Artanis: you* 03:38… @vGl-RaGe: haha artanis 03:38… @vGl-RaGe: you're terrible. 03:38… +GG-Artanis: you dodged every attempt 03:38… @Chill[gm]: Yea you are like 03:38… +GG-Artanis: I'm awesome 03:38… @Chill[gm]: A+ Carrier right? | ||
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
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Nyovne
Netherlands19137 Posts
On March 17 2008 12:12 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote: rofl Carrier, symbolic? gg.net ladder? | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
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Avius
Iraq1796 Posts
[16:27] <x2`samael> good [16:27] <x2`samael> gonna work out later then?P [16:27] <x2`samael> -p [16:27] <TL-SayaSP> Sup nigs [16:28] <Strafe> working out alrdeady [16:28] <Strafe> ;o [16:29] <PfiliART> clenching butt cheaks while pkoering is not working out | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
(11:34:31) (+Strafe) anyway pfili (11:34:35) (+Strafe) im doing real shit (11:34:36) (+Strafe) watching porn (11:34:53) ([So6]Pretorian) What kind of porn? (11:36:16) (PfiliART) i alraedy wrote out "...while watching porn..." but then changed it to poker  | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
(13:22:35) (@IntoTheWow) are you ConJonner  (13:22:40) (@IntoTheWow) this is treason (13:23:17) —› join: (betrayal) (~betrayal@p54B571B6.dip.t-dialin.net) (13:23:49) (@IntoTheWow) lol (13:23:53) (@IntoTheWow) how apropiate (13:24:07) (Harem) rofl (13:24:12) (Harem) EE HAN TIMING Not really funny, but | ||
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