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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
March 15 2008 00:20 GMT
#641
[15:44:29] r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours?
[15:45:47] why do you think their site is down
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 15 2008 05:26 GMT
#642
On March 15 2008 09:20 intrigue wrote:
[15:44:29] <cbus> r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours?
[15:45:47] <R1CH> why do you think their site is down

Hahaha don't fuck with the r1chenator!!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-15 05:27:12
March 15 2008 05:26 GMT
#643
On March 12 2008 13:04 SayaSP wrote:
(00:00:23) (Katoan) it's amazing how stupid doctors are tbh
(00:00:37) (Katoan) dronebabo, yeah I had some problem with my muscles
(00:00:44) (Katoan) in my.. ass
(00:00:46) (Katoan) :D
(00:00:49) (Katoan) there's no pretty way to put it
(00:01:00) (Katoan) and this is how he justified stealing my anal virginity
(00:01:07) (Katoan) but the amazing part was
(00:01:08) (Katoan) I was 12
(00:01:11) (Katoan) and the doctor was like
(00:01:14) (Katoan) "does this feel normal"
(00:01:15) (Katoan) :D
(00:01:23) (+TL-SayaSP) LOOOOOL
(00:01:27) (Katoan) and all I can think about is "this doesn't exactly happen on a day to day basis to me"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hahahhahhahahahaaaaa, epic hahaha.

How did it feel though? No dodging the answer plix.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 16 2008 01:05 GMT
#644
(21:03:57) (indigophone) I'm gonna go jerk off again or something.
(21:04:14) (indigophone) when i jerk off my apm is like 600
(21:04:28) (indigophone) i wish it was that high when i played broodwar
(21:04:50) (SpiritoftheTunA) i bet its all earlygame spam
(21:04:54) (SpiritoftheTunA) your game probably lasts a minute
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 16 2008 01:12 GMT
#645
(two pages back) why am i kissing in a tree with chill

i don't remember this

how can TL trust these date raping canadians so
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
mmrk923
Profile Joined January 2008
United States9 Posts
March 16 2008 01:19 GMT
#646
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68060

The puns in replys
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
March 16 2008 01:23 GMT
#647
On March 16 2008 10:19 mmrk923 wrote:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68060

The puns in replys


Not IRC. Managed to spell 1 of your 4 words wrong.

2/10

Try harder next time.
posting on liquid sites in current year
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-16 01:26:18
March 16 2008 01:23 GMT
#648
On March 10 2008 09:05 Nyovne wrote:
[14:00] <snowbird> i found one thanks to teemu's help, he gave me this great link to a site called google
[14:01] <indigophone> amazing
[14:01] <indigophone> what is this google website?
[14:02] <snowbird> i'm exploring it right now
[14:02] <snowbird> pretty neat
[14:02] <snowbird> i type boobs and get boobs
[14:02] <snowbird> with pix

lawl
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 16 2008 16:42 GMT
#649
[21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> I AM A MONKEY
[21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> !!!!!!!!!
[21:30] <@dr1babo> ..
[21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> watcha gonna do about it babo
[21:30] * @TL-Nyovne flings poop at babo.
[21:30] * @dr1babo (~LOL@vGl-ZoOey.users.quakenet.org) has left #TeamLiquid
[21:30] <@TL-Nyovne> dodger


[01:33] <intrigue_> i'm not very driven
[01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> you get driven
[01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> like a reaver
[01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> by a crew of four
[01:33] <@TL-Nyovne> cause ur too fat too handle


[01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> hows you geneh
[01:35] <@TL-Nyovne>
[01:35] <@Gene`> fantastic
[01:35] <@Gene`> never wished i was single so badly
[01:35] <@Gene`> i had some chick yesterday tell me "just remember brian, ill always be the hot friend only you can take advantage of."
[01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> ur GF hasnt gotten smart yet and left you for a terran player
[01:35] <@TL-Nyovne> ?
[01:35] <@Gene`> never in my life
[01:36] <@Gene`> have people come onto me so much
[01:36] <@Gene`> when im actually in a serious relationship
[01:36] <@Gene`> such bullshit
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> dude not to burst your bubble but
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> its because you are in a serious relationship
[01:36] <[So6]Pretorian> The only friends I have that tell me that are available for 50$/hour
[01:36] <Jathin> ?
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> its a cold world out there man
[01:36] <@Gene`> heh
[01:36] <[So6]Pretorian> Shitty world
[01:36] <Jathin> being a taken man makes you more appealing
[01:36] <@Gene`> no doubt
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> once your single it all comes apart
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> like a 13 year olds wet dream
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> when he wakes up
[01:36] <@TL-Nyovne> hard knock life y0


[01:20] <@dronebabo> watching jathin fucking a girl would be pretty funny to me
[01:20] <@dronebabo> cause ill keep thinking of everytime he said stuff like im gonna rape you and bust a nut on your face
[01:20] <Jathin> hahahaha
[01:20] <@Kennigit> hahahah
[01:21] <Jathin> babo sits there with his ricehat and his dick in his hands
[01:21] <@Kennigit> so digusting
[01:21] <@dronebabo> i'd jerk it with chopsticks
[01:21] <@dronebabo> cant get my hands filthy
[01:21] <@Kennigit> hahahhaah
[01:21] <@dronebabo> i'm no barbarian - i'm refined


[21:25] <@dronebabo> i saw your naked body
[21:25] <@dronebabo> your pubes swaying in the breeze
[21:25] <@dronebabo> diddy kong swinging from hair to hair


[01:37] <micronesia> every girl that you want to do is a sin
[01:37] <micronesia> by definition
[01:37] <micronesia> except fat women
[01:37] <+Strafe> thats charity
[01:37] <micronesia> hey!
[01:37] <micronesia> fat chicks need love too
[01:37] <micronesia> but they gotta pay


[01:34] <+Strafe> dont act so silly
[01:34] <+Strafe> i know you want me
[01:34] <+Strafe> but ur homophobic
[01:34] <+Strafe> so u want to cut my dick off
[01:34] <Jathin> hahaha homophobic is the last thing anyone would call me
[01:35] <Jathin> I was driving home from the airport with my dad
[01:35] <+Strafe> omg how gay
[01:35] <Jathin> and my dad says to me
[01:35] <+Strafe> blow me son
[01:35] <Jathin> "Jathin, your mother and I think you are too liberal. We don't want you to move to NYC after college, we would rather you go to a more conservative state."
[01:35] <micronesia> rofl
[01:35] <+Strafe> hahaha
[01:35] <+Strafe> ur dad called u a fag
[01:35] <Jathin> hsahahahaha
[01:36] <Jathin> he thinks I'm having sex with like 50000 women
[01:36] <Jathin> and that it's not a good lifestyle
[01:36] <Jathin> and he can't understand why I have a gf if we're not planning on getting married
[01:36] <Jathin> LOL.
[01:36] <+Strafe> HOW DARE HE JUDGE ME
[01:36] <+Strafe> WHO DOES YOUR FATHER THINK HE IS


[01:24] <@Kennigit> Strafe how was your date with the black girl?
[01:24] <+Strafe> shabby
[01:24] <@Kennigit> oh thats too bad
[01:24] <+Strafe> Im getting less attracted to her physically
[01:24] <@Kennigit> haha
[01:24] <@Kennigit> you know why
[01:24] <+Strafe> to the point where i have to forcefully find my likings for her
[01:25] <@Kennigit> wow
[01:25] <+Strafe> probably because i know its possible now
[01:25] <@Kennigit> yeah
[01:25] <+Strafe> so the mystic part is gone
[01:25] <+Strafe> ;(
[01:25] <@Kennigit> she was on a pedestal before
[01:25] <+Strafe> now shes just...
[01:25] <+Strafe> black
[01:25] <@Kennigit> hahahaha
[01:25] <+Strafe> and not feminine enough
[01:25] <+Strafe> yeah
[01:25] <+Strafe> man
[01:25] <+Strafe> compare a black woman to an asian girl
[01:25] <+Strafe> you know what happens?
[01:25] <+Strafe> the black girl will become more like a shemale
[01:26] <+Strafe> the forms of black women are so crude
[01:26] <+Strafe> they are at times even muscular
[01:26] <+Strafe> probably more muscular than moltke will ever be
[01:26] <+Strafe> and that just creeps me out


[01:29] <+Strafe> man
[01:29] <+Strafe> do you know how many apples a gorilla eats?
[01:29] <+Strafe> he eats entire gardens
[01:29] <micronesia> but are they in the garden of eden?
[01:29] <+Strafe> they raped the garden of eden
[01:29] <micronesia> lol
[01:29] <+Strafe> cuz thats what black people do
[01:29] <+Strafe> rape
[01:29] <+Strafe> then they stole all the apples
[01:30] <+Strafe> and ate them
[01:30] <+Strafe> after they fried them
[01:30] <+Strafe> together with chicken


[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> Facebook is down
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> That's all my social life who's down
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> ...
[18:55] <cbus> facebook works here i think
[18:55] <cbus> yeah
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> YES
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> WORK AGAIN
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> I AM BACK IN LIFE NIGGA
[18:55] <[So6]Pretorian> SKEET SKEET SKEET
[18:56] <@vGl-CoW> joke's gonna be on all you guys when facebook becomes sentient and knows all y'all niggas names



ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
March 16 2008 17:52 GMT
#650
Hmm IRC seems a bit racist to me. Biased towards black americans I think. Iono, just saying
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24678 Posts
March 16 2008 20:35 GMT
#651
it's all dr1babo... give another ethnic group a chance plz
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pretoriian
Profile Joined February 2008
United States3 Posts
March 17 2008 01:54 GMT
#652
That was definitely not me in these quote.
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
March 17 2008 02:02 GMT
#653
yeah the pretoriian in the quotes definetly knew how to use his grammar..
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
March 17 2008 02:39 GMT
#654
03:36… micronesia: your mother launched too
03:36… @vGl-RaGe: in their last season
03:36… zulu_nation8: BYE
03:36… zulu_nation8 has quit IRC (Quit)
03:36… KizZBG has been added to the auto-op list on #TeamLiquid.
03:36… vGl-RaGe sets mode: +o KizZBG
03:36… @Chill[gm]: We went over this already
03:37… +GG-Artanis: ah, Chill[gm], the dodger.
03:37… @Chill[gm]: I don't know how launching a shitty project is better than realizing a project is shitty and not launching it
03:37… @Chill[gm]: But okay.
03:37… @Kennigit: LOL
03:37… @Chill[gm]: Plus youre newb artanis
03:37… @Chill[gm]: 3-0 with reps
03:37… @Kennigit: oh snap
03:37… +GG-Artanis: such blatant lies.
03:37… Dave[9] has quit IRC (Quit)
03:37… @Chill[gm]: including island tvt
03:37… @Kennigit: you gonna take that?
03:37… @Chill[gm]: haha
03:37… @Kennigit: haha
03:37… +GG-Artanis: you got a TLer to smurf my account
03:37… @Chill[gm]: Youre right
03:37… +GG-Artanis: and lose on purpose
03:37… @Chill[gm]: I got a newbt o smurf
03:37… @Chill[gm]: because youre terrible
03:37… @Chill[gm]:
03:37… +GG-Artanis: I'm awesome
03:37… +GG-Artanis: yuo could never beat me
03:37… +GG-Artanis: you*
03:38… @vGl-RaGe: haha artanis
03:38… @vGl-RaGe: you're terrible.
03:38… +GG-Artanis: you dodged every attempt
03:38… @Chill[gm]: Yea you are like
03:38… +GG-Artanis: I'm awesome
03:38… @Chill[gm]: A+ Carrier right?
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 17 2008 03:12 GMT
#655
rofl Carrier, symbolic?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 17 2008 03:16 GMT
#656
On March 17 2008 12:12 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
rofl Carrier, symbolic?

gg.net ladder?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 17 2008 03:23 GMT
#657
LOL A+ carrier
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
March 17 2008 15:31 GMT
#658
[16:26] <Strafe> im eating a protein barrrr
[16:27] <x2`samael> good
[16:27] <x2`samael> gonna work out later then?P
[16:27] <x2`samael> -p
[16:27] <TL-SayaSP> Sup nigs
[16:28] <Strafe> working out alrdeady
[16:28] <Strafe> ;o
[16:29] <PfiliART> clenching butt cheaks while pkoering is not working out
aka. Samael
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 17 2008 15:44 GMT
#659
(11:34:21) (+Strafe) lol
(11:34:31) (+Strafe) anyway pfili
(11:34:35) (+Strafe) im doing real shit
(11:34:36) (+Strafe) watching porn
(11:34:53) ([So6]Pretorian) What kind of porn?
(11:36:16) (PfiliART) i alraedy wrote out "...while watching porn..." but then changed it to poker
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
March 19 2008 16:28 GMT
#660
(13:22:31) (@IntoTheWow) dronebabo
(13:22:35) (@IntoTheWow) are you ConJonner
(13:22:40) (@IntoTheWow) this is treason
(13:23:17) —› join: (betrayal) (~betrayal@p54B571B6.dip.t-dialin.net)
(13:23:49) (@IntoTheWow) lol
(13:23:53) (@IntoTheWow) how apropiate
(13:24:07) (Harem) rofl
(13:24:12) (Harem) EE HAN TIMING

Not really funny, but
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