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I played this this guy on ladder and I thought he was quite nice, but then it turned out like this. xD
It's in Swedish, so I'll translate it.
![[image loading]](http://i43.tinypic.com/16glk4h.png)
![[image loading]](http://i42.tinypic.com/iz1gzk.png)
MR.ThisGUY: from?
ME: swe
MR.ThisGUY: same here
ME: cool
MR.ThisGUY: hate
MR.ThisGUY: zvt
ME: me too
ME: z is hard to play
MR.ThisGUY: TvZ?
ME: no
![[image loading]](http://i44.tinypic.com/bhk7z8.jpg)
MR.ThisGUY: ZvT?
MR.ThisGUY: yea
ME: your matchup
ME: used to play r
Then the game went on. I went Hellion for mapcontrol into mech with drops and so. And he went Swarm Host to stall me out. And at a point when I thought I had enough Siege Tanks to slow push against Swarm Hosts, his Brood Lords shows up and said this:
![[image loading]](http://i42.tinypic.com/zxvb4k.png)
Means something like "say hello to my brood lords."
I had some Banshees from before and started to produce a lots of Vikings. He began to siege my third, so I decided to send my Banshees to harass. He responded with sending all his Corruptors after my Banshees, so my Vikings flew in and killed all the Brood Lords and then the Swarm Hosts.
Then he said something really confusing. I was busy playing the game, so I didn't even notice that he wrote this, but then I saw it later in the replay.
![[image loading]](http://i40.tinypic.com/308guas.png)
MR. CANCER: have played against some cancer in my days
MR. CANCER: but you take the prize
The game went on and he started to make Hydralisks and Infestors instead, because I had a lots of Vikings.
![[image loading]](http://i44.tinypic.com/xfupnr.png)
MR. CANCER: I think you'll lose this one
MR. CANCER: bro
The game went on and I was able to make like 10 Ravens or something, and what he did was Creep push with Spines and Spores.
![[image loading]](http://i39.tinypic.com/10nxsaw.png)
But since Raven's PDD stops both Spores and Hydralisks, I came out ahead at the very end.
So he wanted to say something.
![[image loading]](http://i40.tinypic.com/2q8rnzm.png)
MR. CANCER: PDD isn't a free win at all
MR. CANCER: so much cancer
MR. CANCER: don't forget
MR. CANCER: to thank
MR. CANCER: david kim
MR. CANCER: afterwards
MR. CANCER: btw
![[image loading]](http://i39.tinypic.com/14b2lxv.png)
ME: ok
MR. CANCER: without his imbalanced units, you would like never get a win on ladder
ME: but p is my main (I guess he thinks that all p units are OP anyway, so don't really know why I wrote this)
ME: xD
MR. CANCER: fucking autistic no lifer
MR. CANCER: I hope you get cancer and die, just like your father, fucking loser
ME: lol
![[image loading]](http://i42.tinypic.com/2mzdqar.png)
ME: man, this is so sad
MR. CANCER: you're a worthless child without friends anyway
MR. CANCER: I don't think anyone on earth would care if you died
MR. CANCER: you worthless fucker
END OF STORY.
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i enjoyed reading that like a battle report should have included larger screen caps 
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I must say this guy used some vocabulary that is unknown to me, but I thought I'd play it like JFK did in the cold war.
Of course, he contacted me after I won. I spare you the in-game similar comments he made with the use of caplocks.
Have a nice day all ^_^
![[image loading]](http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad147/Adtor/Kenne_zpsb430a2c0.png)
EDIT: I just randomly looked at a page here and saw that my guy is known. I recognized the unusual ''chink'' word he seem to be fond of. Me too, it was after I won in a ZvZ <3
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On November 20 2013 23:04 Adtor wrote:I must say this guy used some vocabulary that is unknown to me, but I thought I'd play it like JFK did in the cold war. Of course, he contacted me after I won. I spare you the in-game similar comments he made with the use of caplocks. Have a nice day all ^_^ + Show Spoiler +EDIT: I just randomly looked at a page here and saw that my guy is known. I recognized the unusual ''chink'' word he seem to be fond of. Me too, it was after I won in a ZvZ <3
You answer your opponent like I would. I like that in a person. 
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On November 20 2013 23:04 Adtor wrote:I must say this guy used some vocabulary that is unknown to me, but I thought I'd play it like JFK did in the cold war. Of course, he contacted me after I won. I spare you the in-game similar comments he made with the use of caplocks. Have a nice day all ^_^ + Show Spoiler +EDIT: I just randomly looked at a page here and saw that my guy is known. I recognized the unusual ''chink'' word he seem to be fond of. Me too, it was after I won in a ZvZ <3
I like how you go from being a chink to being a spic in the next sentence.
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Just another day on the ladder
![[image loading]](http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af283/NeThZOR/BM_zps195a204e.jpg)
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/M4kdueX.png)
This guy had some pretty impressively inventive bm, My personal favourite being apparently he's capable of pissing hiv into my mum's eyes. This was in response to us double 6 pooling him ^^.
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'ill gonna piss my HIV in yu mom's eyes bitch"
That is why I still follow this thread x')
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Man, this whole entire page had really good BM lately! :D
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+ Show Spoiler +On November 20 2013 23:04 Adtor wrote:I must say this guy used some vocabulary that is unknown to me, but I thought I'd play it like JFK did in the cold war. Of course, he contacted me after I won. I spare you the in-game similar comments he made with the use of caplocks. Have a nice day all ^_^ EDIT: I just randomly looked at a page here and saw that my guy is known. I recognized the unusual ''chink'' word he seem to be fond of. Me too, it was after I won in a ZvZ <3
Ah yes, I love countering their bitter hostility with love and positivity.
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On November 21 2013 06:22 TechNoTrance wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On November 20 2013 23:04 Adtor wrote:I must say this guy used some vocabulary that is unknown to me, but I thought I'd play it like JFK did in the cold war. Of course, he contacted me after I won. I spare you the in-game similar comments he made with the use of caplocks. Have a nice day all ^_^ EDIT: I just randomly looked at a page here and saw that my guy is known. I recognized the unusual ''chink'' word he seem to be fond of. Me too, it was after I won in a ZvZ <3 Ah yes, I love countering their bitter hostility with love and positivity.
To mend the wound.... that just plain nasty... mr. rubbitin
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Just got this, I was in a game for the second half so didn't reply :3 ♥ Degenerado
Degenerado: such a great noob you are
and mother fucker besides
i piss on your mother's boobs
ninja lol
You: you rush mothership core and do no damage, then bitch because you can't defend yourself and it's my fault?
Degenerado: id pay to see how ninja u r
You: what does that even mean?
Degenerado: sure u r fat
and clumsy
Last Message 21:06
You: 6'5 and 12stone is fat?
Last Message 21:09
Degenerado: u fat and know
ninja
lol
muahahhahahaa
u call himself a ninja means he is fat
ninja? that is what u wanna be?
really?
Last Message 21:21
Degenerado disconnected
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On November 21 2013 06:10 hansonslee wrote:
Man, this whole entire page had really good BM lately! :D
Yeah this thread has been meh for a while with lots of missunderstanding in what to post. But this page has made up for it easily.
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I really liked the one with the swede. I haven't seen BM in my own language before and it's somehow even more hilarious. It was pretty good in english as well.
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ooh the joys of playing toss ;D
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/eZZPmxe.png)
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On November 21 2013 07:57 SkyBlaze wrote:ooh the joys of playing toss ;D + Show Spoiler +
Is all the Protoss hate I'm hearing of new for HotS? I've had a break from SC2 for about a year, so I haven't really been up to speed but it feels like it's more rampant now than in WoL.
Edit: the formatting broke and I did fix-fix.
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it's the same as WoL it's just that the small group of toss haters stayed, while the good anoumt of the player base either quit or stop playing sc2 in general/ only play Ums'. Atleast that is what i think.
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On November 21 2013 05:37 Foxxan wrote:
its bm to show names
That's what Hitler said to the historians.
On November 21 2013 05:50 impirion wrote:+ Show Spoiler +This guy had some pretty impressively inventive bm, My personal favourite being apparently he's capable of pissing hiv into my mum's eyes. This was in response to us double 6 pooling him ^^.
I lost it at "hiv."
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