Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 287

I decide to open fast DT into expanding and generally being terrible.
I'd just lost 2 stupid games in a row, so I neglected to glhf. I "GG"'d out of the last game, to which my opponent messaged me afterwards ggwp, followed 2-3 minutes later by "gg?", which seemed... odd. Was questioning to him why he was messaging me repeatedly after a game to GG me some more, to which he said "No you GG afterwards, too". Not sure what planet that's acceptable on. Maybe the first GGWP, but not the second, probing "GG?". I'd said that already!

Anyway, rant about that game over, this one now.

Before that, he'd let me kill 2 reapers with my workers, so he must have been on tilt anyway.
So, DT drop (4 DTs, I really hope he doesn't have detection oh there it is) followed up by more and more DTs, I kill half his workers and some of his army. I think I'm behind still, though as I see a CC in his base, which I assume means he has another one and I'm half a base behind. Turns out in the replay I'm not. So, I take it upon myself to get a bunch of zealot HT, as he's all bio and yay storms.

Anyway, because I thought I was behind, I say back and macroed a bit (also badly). Then started some rage.

Step 1: Scan Opponent


Step 2: Lose your shit


Bonus points for working around the swear filter.


Yes, I cannot spell the word "what"

Die to cancer blahblah. Seems so standard. I started to wonder "why cancer? Are other terminal illnesses to mainstream now? Why not the Bubonic Plague? Too hard to type?"

Also here I'm confused. Am I a-moving or storming? Storm's not on my A key (well, neither is attack, I use grid, yo).

Then my lunchbreak ended and people started talking to me/looking at me funny because I was still playing, so I had to a-move, and thus base trade.

I had enough for one more nexus and so went and hid it. I'm pretty confident he could have at least attempted to win, I was almost out of stuff, but not, he put everything in medivacs and typed some more


Then he left.
Then, this:


Hopefully I haven't been too BM with it. I've tried to be nice/wish him good luck in future games.
Also the mystery as to why it has to be cancer is yet to be solved.

I just hope the ThunderCats don't come and get me. HOOOOOOO.