Thought this one was kinda good, not so severe bm, but I like the "I did nothing" part. Doing nothing usually doesn't win you games now does it.

Also, it can be viewed as something like "why are you doing this to me, I did nothing!", which I'm sure he didn't mean, but I still find it funny.

Kinon

Romania207 Posts

April 29 2013 21:28 GMT

#5762

http://i.imgur.com/TmuSWZf.jpg

Not too confusing, but still decent.

Ben...

Canada3485 Posts

April 30 2013 03:52 GMT

#5763

So I decided to play on my Korean account. Due to a few dropped games during placements, I went something like 1-4 for my placements so I was placed in Silver. So until I decided until I got playing against decent people I was going to 4gate.
This guy I played was not a fan of this idea. I had no idea he was doing this during the game because I had muted him right off the start. He made me kill all his buildings so I thought he might be mad so I checked the replay and I was indeed correct. He sent a message about every 10 seconds for the last minute or two.

He also made the false assumption I was Korean.

RDaneelOlivaw

Vatican City State733 Posts

April 30 2013 17:11 GMT

#5764

The kicker is, this guy won...somebody clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
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Applesmack

Canada680 Posts

April 30 2013 17:57 GMT

#5765

On May 01 2013 02:11 RDaneelOlivaw wrote:
The kicker is, this guy won...somebody clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
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Beautiful. That guy is an exceptional piece of shit.

Crashburn

United States476 Posts

May 01 2013 20:08 GMT

#5766

First ladder game in like a month, placement for the new season.

I killed 2 of his SCV's with my scouting probe, then did a poorly-executed DT drop for which he was woefully unprepared.

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Zeon0

Austria2995 Posts

May 01 2013 20:09 GMT

#5767

thats not funny, awesome or confusing

Crashburn

United States476 Posts

May 01 2013 20:11 GMT

#5768

unprompted death threats and homophobia is funny to me

Jomppa

1225 Posts

May 01 2013 21:49 GMT

#5769

funny thing is he had 2 immortals 4 archons and 30 stalkers

Dzerzhinsky

Scotland327 Posts

May 02 2013 15:56 GMT

#5770

We had a disagreement about the use of the word "literally"

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We agreed to disagree.

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RDaneelOlivaw

Vatican City State733 Posts

May 02 2013 16:48 GMT

#5771

On May 03 2013 00:56 Dzerzhinsky wrote:
We had a disagreement about the use of the word "literally"

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We agreed to disagree.

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That resources lost....as a Zerg who's had the misfortune of seeing skyterran before, I feel his pain

Dzerzhinsky

Scotland327 Posts

May 02 2013 17:06 GMT

#5772

On May 03 2013 01:48 RDaneelOlivaw wrote:

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That resources lost....as a Zerg who's had the misfortune of seeing skyterran before, I feel his pain

He had a few choice things to say about the composition as well. But then, most do.

govie

9334 Posts

May 02 2013 17:18 GMT

#5773

On May 03 2013 02:06 Dzerzhinsky wrote:

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He had a few choice things to say about the composition as well. But then, most do.

Wrong rallypoint?

Alakaslam

United States17324 Posts

May 03 2013 04:34 GMT

#5774

On January 26 2012 02:54 rexob wrote:
ok so i play in a tournament and in the first round i play PvZ.
we veto all the maps and play on shakuras. i ffe, he expands and tries to go for a roach bust which i scout and counter. he leaves without GG.
in chat i write "gg. what map?" since it was loser picks.
he responds with "stop the bm faggot. and we start game 2.
it's on antiga and I go for 1gate exp, presuming he's going to 6pool. he goes FE, i push with 1 zeal, 2 stalkers and kill an overlord outside my base. he writes "fuck you fucking faggot" and leaves.
ok now. I allways try not to be bm but if someone is bm to me when i just play the game, i get mad. i had already won so as you can see, i was bm after the second game.
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however. the line "stop on a lego faggot" was so awesome, funniest BM i ever read. tried to tell him that afterwards but he had started ignoring me. laughed so hard when i read it :D

Just found this

http://iamarg.com/2013/05/01/legod/

Off topic but I think people who regularly visit/remember the above will enjoy!

If this is not ok, well, let me know (pm is more likely to get my attention) and I'll take the link down... Should be just fine though- no nsfw on the page (there is on the site but not that page) and it's just a web comic I don't benefit from.

RDaneelOlivaw

Vatican City State733 Posts

May 03 2013 05:05 GMT

#5775

One of my favorite complaints- "If I hadn't miscontrolled my army and lost 3 colossi I would've won" --its an army game, not sim city. You deserve to lose then

Toph Nasty

United States15 Posts

May 03 2013 07:09 GMT

#5776

So I played this game at 2:30 after I go back from the bar. I had a slight buzz going but I wanted to play some startcraft. I guess alcohol makes my micro perfect according to this guy.

http://imgur.com/wsQkOmB
http://imgur.com/OOjuCdZ
http://imgur.com/OjQYLU4
http://imgur.com/CekLAMD
http://imgur.com/tFcWjhe
http://imgur.com/v1RwfAw

Cokefreak

Finland8094 Posts

May 03 2013 09:47 GMT

#5777

On May 03 2013 16:09 Toph Nasty wrote:
So I played this game at 2:30 after I go back from the bar. I had a slight buzz going but I wanted to play some startcraft. I guess alcohol makes my micro perfect according to this guy.

http://imgur.com/wsQkOmB
http://imgur.com/OOjuCdZ
http://imgur.com/OjQYLU4
http://imgur.com/CekLAMD
http://imgur.com/tFcWjhe
http://imgur.com/v1RwfAw

That was definitely worth the minute of my life it took.

LeeDawg

United States1306 Posts

May 03 2013 09:51 GMT

#5778

this guy has appeared several times in this thread and makes similar threats every time.

'i have friends in anonymous we're gonna hack you'

seems like he has some mental issues