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WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
August 06 2010 05:00 GMT
#61
On August 06 2010 13:17 evilshady wrote:
not funny at all

doss
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada137 Posts
August 06 2010 05:03 GMT
#62
I want to know what the OP thinks about a couple things:

3rax reaper harass, world hunger, Lance Armstrong doping accusations, and the moon landing conspiracies.
https://sites.google.com/site/starcraft2doss/home/home/
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
August 06 2010 05:04 GMT
#63
On August 06 2010 12:53 Endymion wrote:
So what exactly is the point of this post? Are you complaining about Zergs crying about imbalance, or just saying that they have absolutely no balance or validity? Or maybe your just saying that IdrA cries a lot?

Point was to make zergs cry more
If you have to ask, you don't know.
chekthehek
Profile Joined May 2010
United States279 Posts
August 06 2010 05:06 GMT
#64
On August 06 2010 14:00 OneFierceZealot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 13:17 evilshady wrote:
not funny at all


Sentient66
Profile Joined July 2009
United States651 Posts
August 06 2010 05:11 GMT
#65
On August 06 2010 12:58 Grimjim wrote:
This thread is beyond pathetic.


Cry?

Seriously though, this post made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in this forum before. Great work.
seNsiX.421
FindingPride
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1001 Posts
August 06 2010 05:16 GMT
#66
shoulda replaced scott tettermans face with idras
lycheejello
Profile Joined June 2010
United States59 Posts
August 06 2010 05:22 GMT
#67
Noooo, my precious, precious tears QQ
Turbo.Tactics
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany675 Posts
August 06 2010 05:23 GMT
#68

Lately there has been a lot of discussion over TvZ and its alleged imbalance. As a Terran player myself since BW, naturally I came to defend Terran as a balanced race.


Born and raised under capitalism I consider myself like many, an opportunist looking to benefit from any situation I can.


This passages represent in a nutshell everything I hate about the Terran community. It is not because TvZ might be imbalanced, it is because so many Terrans feel the need to defend their (doubtful)"benefit" by stating the matchup is perfectly fine without any observation or playing the matchup from both sides.

I personally doubt the matchup is imbalanced because even players like IdrA make so many obvious mistakes that TvZ or solid playstyles in general just feel unexplored. And with all the Zergs crying and terrans trying to provoke that, I doubt the matchup is advancing as fast as it could.

This thread is written by a true genius because he captures the current state of TvZ and their clash perfectly. I had to laugh a few times because of how true it feels. Hell, even in my ZvZs people start to discuss TvZ Balance with me, so technically I could collect Zergtears in my Zerggames!

If anything it should encourage Zergplayers to hunt Tearcollectors in the future. I am sick of balance discussions and want my terran opponents to play at their best instead of trying to flame and provoke me. This is the only way to find possible imbalances in the matchup and give both sides a fair matchup.

PS:I am hunting Tearcollectors for a while now and am actually suprised how mannered Terrans can be when they lose to a Zerg.
Zerg - because Browders sons hate 'em
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
August 06 2010 05:24 GMT
#69
This stuff was funny five years ago when I was 15 and browsed 4chan. I just don't see the appeal.
connoisseur
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-06 05:28:30
August 06 2010 05:26 GMT
#70
ok, so you are a terran and happy about what s going on, great. And you made a thread about it, pathetic.

btw an admin should ban him for making useless flamebaith topic, seriously there s no use of this topic beside fueling more rage. And it's not funny, if that is what it was meant to be...
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
TheDrill
Profile Joined February 2010
Russian Federation145 Posts
August 06 2010 05:26 GMT
#71
If all of the zerg/protoss wine remains open, this thread must also remain open just to be fair. I haven't been able to collect any zerg tears, simply because they ball me out of every TvZ, but I have a fair collection of protoss tears.

Apparently cloaked banshee/viking/raven has no counter. Apparently it's the best tear extraction tool in the terran arsenal.
TERRAN MAROIDER RAGE
Hemingway
Profile Joined August 2010
United States55 Posts
August 06 2010 05:28 GMT
#72
The "cluster-weeping" passage really tied this masterpiece together with its truthfulness.

Well played (although I can sympathize with the Zergs who don't find this funny).
Spyridon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States997 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-06 05:30:29
August 06 2010 05:30 GMT
#73

I look forward to when the tables turn on the Terrans.

Just like when Blizzard released WoTLK and said themselves "We wanted to make a big bang with the Death Knight - but I think we may have made a little too much noise"... which was followed by nerfing the DK for 6 months straight...

It wont last forever.

Enjoy the Wings of Liberty release. =)
oxxo
Profile Joined February 2010
988 Posts
August 06 2010 05:32 GMT
#74
On August 06 2010 14:23 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
Show nested quote +

Lately there has been a lot of discussion over TvZ and its alleged imbalance. As a Terran player myself since BW, naturally I came to defend Terran as a balanced race.


Show nested quote +
Born and raised under capitalism I consider myself like many, an opportunist looking to benefit from any situation I can.


This passages represent in a nutshell everything I hate about the Terran community. It is not because TvZ might be imbalanced, it is because so many Terrans feel the need to defend their (doubtful)"benefit" by stating the matchup is perfectly fine without any observation or playing the matchup from both sides.

I personally doubt the matchup is imbalanced because even players like IdrA make so many obvious mistakes that TvZ or solid playstyles in general just feel unexplored. And with all the Zergs crying and terrans trying to provoke that, I doubt the matchup is advancing as fast as it could.

This thread is written by a true genius because he captures the current state of TvZ and their clash perfectly. I had to laugh a few times because of how true it feels. Hell, even in my ZvZs people start to discuss TvZ Balance with me, so technically I could collect Zergtears in my Zerggames!

If anything it should encourage Zergplayers to hunt Tearcollectors in the future. I am sick of balance discussions and want my terran opponents to play at their best instead of trying to flame and provoke me. This is the only way to find possible imbalances in the matchup and give both sides a fair matchup.

PS:I am hunting Tearcollectors for a while now and am actually suprised how mannered Terrans can be when they lose to a Zerg.


I have played both sides. Throughout beta I was Plat/Diamond (whichever was highest at the time) as first Terran, then Protoss, then Zerg, then Random.

I have two accounts now. One I play Terran on, my 'main' account (I played T in SC1) and the other I play Z/P (mostly Z) on. Both Diamond.

ZvT is nowhere NEAR as bad as all of you are making it out to be. It's not even close. The facts are alot of Z are just massing hydras or roach/hydra and a-moving into a line of tanks. I rarely see infestors/ultras/broodlords which are all INCREDIBLY STRONG. In fact there have been alot of pros recently showing them off so hopefully all the copycats will realize they shouldn't just be massing hydras and to actually use other units like T/P ALREADY DO.

The current Zerg community is sickening in how much they whine and cry about it. Especially with useless or absurd 'balance suggestions' that just show they understand very little about the game.

Anyway... the OP is funny. Lighten up.
RandomBS
Profile Joined July 2010
United States130 Posts
August 06 2010 05:32 GMT
#75
On August 06 2010 14:26 Geo.Rion wrote:
ok, so you are a terran and happy about what s going on, great. And you made a thread about it, pathetic.

btw an admin should ban him for making useless flamebaith topic, seriously there s no use of this topic beside fueling more rage. And it's not funny, if that is what it was meant to be...


Need a tear extractor for this post ASAP
"an intelligent zerg will go 2 hatch, my build was designed to take advantage of that and so lost because he went 3 hatch. going 3 hatch is utterly retarded for the reasons i just explained so yes i did lose because he did something dumb." -idra
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 06 2010 05:34 GMT
#76
I prefer tear inception to tear extraction
Sylvr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States524 Posts
August 06 2010 05:45 GMT
#77
On August 06 2010 14:03 doss wrote:
I want to know what the OP thinks about a couple things:

3rax reaper harass, world hunger, Lance Armstrong doping accusations, and the moon landing conspiracies.


They're all connected, actually. Neil Armstrong was actually from the future. He went back in time in a zerg rage after losing to 3rax reaper. He used his knowledge of history to implant tyrant dictators in several developing nations thereby hindering their progress. To distract the Americans from his nefarious plot, he staged the Moon Landing. Many years later, his distant relative Lance Armstrong stumbled across Neil's manifesto that had been stored and forgotten in his great grandmother's attic. In an effort to atone for what his evil ancestor (descendant? time travel, how does it work?), he decided that he needed to become the best cyclist in the world and become a role model to young bicycle enthusiasts everywhere. To achieve this lofty goal, he needed all the help he could get...

So obviously, Terran Imbalance is the cause of all human suffering.
HTX
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany265 Posts
August 06 2010 05:45 GMT
#78
On August 06 2010 14:24 pieisamazing wrote:
This stuff was funny five years ago when I was 15 and browsed 4chan. I just don't see the appeal.


Would you like to talk about Terran mech then?
The internet: a horrible collective liar
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 06 2010 05:47 GMT
#79
Seems like we are going to need a bucket in this thread talecK
Moderator<:3-/-<
Sylvr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States524 Posts
August 06 2010 05:49 GMT
#80
On August 06 2010 14:47 IntoTheWow wrote:
Seems like we are going to need a bucket in this thread talecK


Pshhh, Bucket? We need irrigation ditches.
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