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bertolo
Profile Joined June 2010
United States133 Posts
August 06 2010 06:40 GMT
#101
Let the tear collection begin!

Great post, good laugh.
Thingdo
Profile Joined August 2009
United States186 Posts
August 06 2010 06:44 GMT
#102
This may be the most successful troll post I have ever seen.

Well, maybe troll post isn't the right term, it seems like more of a joke post that was never meant to be taken seriously. But then it was, and the results made the original post all the funnier.

Goobus
Profile Joined May 2010
Hong Kong587 Posts
August 06 2010 06:45 GMT
#103
This was funny, but a little spiteful. Seriously, terran players who try to defend terran really have no hope.
5unrise
Profile Joined May 2009
New Zealand646 Posts
August 06 2010 06:45 GMT
#104
Just you wait you disgusting terrans, the age of the zerg will arrive. When that comes, all you scumbags will be crying and screaming imba and will rage in tears when you have to play TvZ. One day this will happen, and we will make you repay that debt for the last twelve years with interest...
Sylvr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States524 Posts
August 06 2010 06:45 GMT
#105
On August 06 2010 15:44 Thingdo wrote:
This may be the most successful troll post I have ever seen.

Well, maybe troll post isn't the right term, it seems like more of a joke post that was never meant to be taken seriously. But then it was, and the results made the original post all the funnier.



It's like a hilarious feedback loop.
bendez
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada283 Posts
August 06 2010 06:48 GMT
#106
On August 06 2010 15:29 talecK wrote:
Wow, almost a 100 posts in a few hours. Great to see so much interest in Zerg tears!

Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 14:58 bendez wrote:
Another terran scum claming zvt is fine. They disregard any balance issues, and label any legit concerns as "cry". Terran scums.


+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


I applaud you for taking the time and effort to make that and taking a pic of it.

Going to bed. keep up the good work.
Larshas
Profile Joined June 2010
United States27 Posts
August 06 2010 06:49 GMT
#107
I died at the picture of the Idralisk. Bravo. <3
Goodbye Mr. Photon Cannon rush.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
August 06 2010 06:52 GMT
#108
Pretty funny I guess, but I'm zerg so I'm torn between laughing and crying. Get your vials ready.
Denzz
Profile Joined July 2010
United States9 Posts
August 06 2010 06:54 GMT
#109
This was an amazing post, maybe finally the bad zergs will shut up, idra only complains because that's just what he does when he loses, all you zerg need to look at the ranking, the top 2 highest win ratio and points are GLaDe and IdrA who both have over 85% win ratio as zerg, with a TON of zerg in the world top 20, and if terran was so completely imbalanced why is zerg all over the top of points. and no terran has 85%+ win ratio... people complain just to complain when they just don't wanna think outside the box.
Evolve
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada63 Posts
August 06 2010 06:58 GMT
#110
They buffed a race to get everyone who's new to get better... People with more experience, and people who take risks will lose to the buffed race... Next patch/next expansion theyll nerf terran, and some of the newer players will diversify the races, some will quit...

Better to have a lower learning curve at the start of a new game that you want to hit non RTS players.


I laughed a shitton at this thread though, idralisk pic killlled me haha
Voyager I
Profile Joined July 2010
United States260 Posts
August 06 2010 06:58 GMT
#111
On August 06 2010 15:29 talecK wrote:
Wow, almost a 100 posts in a few hours. Great to see so much interest in Zerg tears!

Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 14:58 bendez wrote:
Another terran scum claming zvt is fine. They disregard any balance issues, and label any legit concerns as "cry". Terran scums.


+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


It's 3:00 AM here and I literally burst out laughing when I opened that picture.
HeIios
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden2523 Posts
August 06 2010 07:03 GMT
#112
It's for quality threads like this why I visit TL.
I applaud you.
Sokalo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States375 Posts
August 06 2010 07:04 GMT
#113
On August 06 2010 15:58 Voyager I wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 15:29 talecK wrote:
Wow, almost a 100 posts in a few hours. Great to see so much interest in Zerg tears!

On August 06 2010 14:58 bendez wrote:
Another terran scum claming zvt is fine. They disregard any balance issues, and label any legit concerns as "cry". Terran scums.


+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


It's 3:00 AM here and I literally burst out laughing when I opened that picture.


First thing I thought was, wait what... June 8th... when was this thread...ohhhhh international.

And then I got around to laughing.

Dear lordy what a great thread.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
Nikhedoniac
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia20 Posts
August 06 2010 07:11 GMT
#114
Great post, very funny.
I was almost inspired to write a 'Terran Tears' guide to accompany it. Almost.
You require additional APM!
Alamire
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia19 Posts
August 06 2010 07:12 GMT
#115
Certainly the first post I've seen here that both: A) Made me laugh myself silly B) Want to strangle the O.P.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
August 06 2010 07:17 GMT
#116
On August 04 2010 16:04 Taleck wrote:I'm a 350 diamond player who usually opens with a 3 rax type of build (2 tech lab 1 reactor) on blistering sands and every game seems the same. Toss rolls a 4 gate, knocks down my rocks and goes back and forth at my front / back till I die. Bunkers seem useless since you have to build to cover 2 entrances.

mmmmmmm Taleck tears. I'm charging extra cos the irony adds a nice aftertaste.

Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Tef
Profile Joined April 2008
Sweden443 Posts
August 06 2010 07:19 GMT
#117
YOU WILL NEVER COLLECT MY TEARS!

/this was really funny!
Dont fuck up, dont fuck yourself
tyreek
Profile Joined June 2009
United States141 Posts
August 06 2010 07:21 GMT
#118
Wow... lol
STORMMMMMMUUUUUUUUU
kodancer
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States89 Posts
August 06 2010 07:25 GMT
#119
On August 06 2010 15:40 Lexpar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 15:13 kodancer wrote:
lol obviously most people in this thread don't get satire. Quite funny


What are you talking about? This isn't satire, it's just mockery.



-.- Mockery is an attribute of satire.
Chaosvuistje
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands2581 Posts
August 06 2010 07:26 GMT
#120
As a zerg player... I actually approve of this >.>

Great post, however off topic it got me a good giggle.
Time to die to terran people :D. And this time I'll gg I swear.
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