A little-known fact: Zerg Tears are actually the fuel used by Terran Mech units. If Zerg players were to do less crying and more playing, the Mech Army would fall handily.

Whole

United States6046 Posts

August 06 2010 04:34 GMT

#43

Why get tears from an Idralisk when you can get pizza from an...

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Swede

New Zealand853 Posts

August 06 2010 04:34 GMT

#44

Hahaha, nice post.

On August 06 2010 12:46 talecK wrote:

Include words such as: “mech”, “Terran”, “Siege Tank”, “balance”, “Starcraft” or “the”
use nouns, adjectives, or verbs
choose words with or without vowels in them

Lol.

Also, some people in this thread need to take things less seriously.

TheYango

United States47024 Posts

August 06 2010 04:36 GMT

#45

On August 06 2010 12:58 Grimjim wrote:
This thread is beyond pathetic.

Oh come on, players of all races are finding this thread funny.

Entropic

Canada2837 Posts

August 06 2010 04:37 GMT

#46

On August 06 2010 13:16 PeT[uK] wrote:
I would find this funny, but TvZ IS actually imbalanced. raise marauder cost. that or lower medvac HPS. That first push is impossible.... PET OUT...

Out of all of the things in TvZ you chose to complain about bio?

Comeh

United States18919 Posts

August 06 2010 04:38 GMT

#47

So basically, you made a thread to bash on idra.
-_-.

Medzo

United States627 Posts

August 06 2010 04:38 GMT

#48

Sortve funny, but your "advice" is terrible and I don't find the comments made by zerg players all that inaccurate. Its like as if you say "nydus me" while you sit there in your base watching the whole area for nydus worms. I bet you made this post while you were in the middle of a ZvT.

Logo

United States7542 Posts

August 06 2010 04:38 GMT

#49

On August 06 2010 13:19 Klamity wrote:

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Of all things in the Terran arsenal to cry about, you pick Marauders? :s

The problem with Terran in ZvT isn't really one particular thing, and certainly not one particular unit. This causes a lot of Zerg players who don't fully understand the situation to lash out against random units (Tanks OP! No Thors OP! No Marauders OP!). Posts lashing out against specific Terran units should be understood as the frustration of a zerg player who can't quite pin down what's wrong. Most likely it's the unit they most recently lost to given that Terran can pretty much put up 12 strategies on the wall, throw a dart, and go with whichever strategy the dart hits.

This is also why some Terran players seem delusional about the matchup.

Chairman Ray

United States11903 Posts

August 06 2010 04:41 GMT

#50

I love the idralisk!

bulge

161 Posts

August 06 2010 04:42 GMT

#51

lololol this is hilarious stuff

Arm4n

United States103 Posts

August 06 2010 04:44 GMT

#52

i think reveling/inciting someones e-rage only makes you just as much of a low life as that person. the rest of us just "meh" and move on because we've all been frustrated before and lost our composure. thats a part of life.

Captain Peabody

United States3138 Posts

August 06 2010 04:47 GMT

#53

I am glad to be a Protoss player. We don't cry, we complain about maps, nerfs, and imbalances in a restrained, manful fashion.

That being said...
NERF MARAUDERS! (

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Whole

United States6046 Posts

August 06 2010 04:48 GMT

#54

Lol, I didn't expect the thread to start to get derailed so quickly.

Kolvacs

Canada1203 Posts

August 06 2010 04:55 GMT

#55

On August 06 2010 13:48 Whole wrote:
Lol, I didn't expect the thread to start to get derailed so quickly.

Really?

muta_micro

United States183 Posts

August 06 2010 04:57 GMT

#56

This thread is useless, excepting the picture of the idralisk which I think will lead to many scientific breakthroughs. It actually allows you to unlock secret zerg research in the campaign.

GaussWaffle

United States211 Posts

August 06 2010 04:59 GMT

#57

<3 Taleck

pieisamazing

United States1234 Posts

August 06 2010 04:59 GMT

#58

I don't get it.

shawster

Canada2485 Posts

August 06 2010 05:00 GMT

#59

irdalisk lmao

amazing post

Reaper9

United States1724 Posts

August 06 2010 05:00 GMT

#60

I love how in this thread people are taking this seriously. Lighten up. Give or take we hope that Blizzard will balance things out, the OP sees this, but just is choosing to write a satirical take on how many Zerg players are just getting angry any chance they get. (Not all, props to the Zerg players who actually laugh, and I agree that there is need of balance.) I myself random, and there is obvious need for change.