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On March 11 2012 00:54 Daneye wrote:
I was playing a ZvZ, favourite match up btw. I decided to 1 base cause I only had about 10 minutes til I had to go out. 12 pool, perfectly timed speed. Baneling nest and head out to his base with 6 zerglings to scout around. Noticed he had nothing really, he was just droning hardcore. Expansion no spine. Killed 3 drones with 6 zerglings, he managed to get all 6 to about 3 hp. Morphed them all into banelings and pushed into his base with 6 blings and 12 lings. Killed all his drones, this is where the magic begins.
Him : Fucking noob zerg. Only noob zergs go ling/bling in ZvZ, learn to play stupid asian faggot, I'll rape your mother
Me : gg
Him : Fuck up dumb noob, think you're good ? I'm in fucking GM on my other acc.
Me : Cool
Him : Reported for BM *leaves
I check his profile and he's only low silver. =/
Hah, nice story. I love seeing examples of idiots talking about balance. 
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On March 11 2012 01:39 MrTortoise wrote:
funniest i ever saw was at a lan we were hostig and some guy playing css got pisseed off and punched his nice shiny new 24" monitor - at the time must of been wroth a fortune. Needless to say it cracked.
Best part ... he burst out crying.
Hahahahahahahahahahaa
I almost feel bad 
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Something that happens to me a lot when my mmr decreases and I start facing weak players, here's some usuals I get:
The "lol" rage:
-lol ez race, a move win
-lol, joke race
(Note: The best rage, usually doesn't hurt anyone)
The "umad?" rage
-fuck you whore
-I hope you die
(Note: Serious real life mental problems, need to see a doctor)
The "op" rage:
-gay op race
-you noob play ez race
(Note: Disrespect to your race instead of improving their match up)
The "wtf" rage:
-wtf, you can't have such an army
-wtf, you hack
(Note: Opponent so bad he thinks you hack, sometimes really funny)
The "luck" rage:
-lucky newb
-so much luck bg
(Note: Luck is often the abuse of his mistakes)
The "ragequit":
-*player has left the game.*
-*pause* *player has left the game.*
(Note: Disrespect to your game, you deserve a gg that you used so much force to beat him)
The "cheese" rage:
-damn you cheeser
-hope you die in hell, all inner
(Note: Half of times you don't even all in)
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Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
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On March 11 2012 03:09 MMello wrote:
Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
Sweet sweet victory
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On March 11 2012 03:09 MMello wrote:
Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
lol@ thinking he WAS famous.
You lost if you thought this lol.
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On March 11 2012 03:17 Utinni wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 03:09 MMello wrote:
Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
lol@ thinking he WAS famous. You lost if you thought this lol.
ACTUALLY. You're wrong.
He was famous. He had just gotten a job at one of the most famous teams out there.
If thats not famous I Don't know what is.
I Don't hate on regular people, it's just a waste of time.
Therefore
I
Am
A
Winner
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Lol this happened to me a while back 
(PvT)
The other player lost cuz he didn't expand and camped outside my base for the entire game
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Him: toss ez op
ff?
So simple
Me: you're an idiot
(He tried to bust up my ramp with MMM at the 20 min mark rofl, although he could have just started sieging my base with tanks )
(I also got warp prism so I could make a sneaky expo)
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After that, he messages me about all the buffs protoss got in 1.4.2 (reductions in upgrade, EMP nerf, etc even though I didn't get upgrades and he didn't get ghosts)
Him: forcefields are the cheapest ability in the game
Me: It's the way you played
Him: nah I have to go fuck your mom that's why I just decided to leave
Me: You never fight toss army on choke
Him: bro this is my smurf acct
I'm a masters zerg
You're terrible
blocked. (took him a while to block me, I managed to send him one more line before he does)
Me: well you're not masters terran, noob
--- just a side note, my army value was bigger than his, plus colossi and that good stuff
This pretty much made my day ^_^
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On March 11 2012 03:19 MMello wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 03:17 Utinni wrote:On March 11 2012 03:09 MMello wrote:
Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
lol@ thinking he WAS famous. You lost if you thought this lol. ACTUALLY. You're wrong. He was famous. He had just gotten a job at one of the most famous teams out there. If thats not famous I Don't know what is. I Don't hate on regular people, it's just a waste of time. Therefore I Am A Winner
I wonder if you are trolling or not... But if so, people like you are disgusting, it is like kick someone in the head, and when he kick you back, you go to the police, which is how cowards act..Very lame
Well i don't defend orb, because that bm unnecasary, but you atidude looked very bad to me
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An oldie but a goodie: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SjTXF.jpg)
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On March 11 2012 03:44 Fake)Plants wrote:An oldie but a goodie:
wait that the fuck? I played him a while ago I thought he was Terran...LOL
Well, had one last night, I spawned as Terran on Shak and my opponent was Protoss. Proxy gate is really common on that map and I always get cheesed when I random, so when I saw 4 probes come deny my wall I thought he had gates in my natural. I pulled scvs and dealt with it, only losing mining time.
When I scout I see he went nexus first so I cancel my expo get 3 more rax and allin, I lost to constant sentry ff on the ramp because he had just enough time to get a warp in before I got to his main ramp. Idk why but this just pissed me the fuck off so after I gg'd out I walked around the house for a minute looking for something that my parent's wouldn't miss (home for break until Monday ), found a table of mine I use to prop a fan up when I work out in the basement and punched a hole in it, covering my knuckles with a slipper lol. I still don't really know why that pissed me off so much, I never rage over any game but that just fucking tipped me over the edge ><
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On March 11 2012 03:19 MMello wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 03:17 Utinni wrote:On March 11 2012 03:09 MMello wrote:
Few days ago I was so frustrated with the fact I will prob never go Pro status,
I got SO fed up that I was playing Famous people and wasn't famous myself.
So I Started Bm'ing this one guy (He was famous but I will not give out his name) and when he responded to my BM with his BM, I took a Screenshot, Posted it on reddit, and had gotten him fired from his job.
At the end of the day I won right?
lol@ thinking he WAS famous. You lost if you thought this lol. ACTUALLY. You're wrong. He was famous. He had just gotten a job at one of the most famous teams out there. If thats not famous I Don't know what is. I Don't hate on regular people, it's just a waste of time. Therefore I Am A Winner
You're pretty sick if the only thing you take away from that was you're pride in ousting him. Did he deserve to be ousted for his own disgusting behavior? Yes, but gloating over it is just as sad from you as well. Grow up
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TvZ
Im terran and currently struggling vs zergies.
It was the typical Platinum TvZ. Baneling bust early game, which a nice bit of splitting aloowed me to take minimal damage he then did typical plat zerg by turtling to infestor broodlords. It ended in a base trade, my medivac drop took out all his tech. his broods took out my main. I'd managed to deny him a 4th all game whilst taking a 4th and a 5th. I built a load of rax at my 5th.
He'd already let me stim in and kill all his infestors. Then he let me kill all but one of his broods with 4 vikings.
My 3 medivacs and small bio force that took out his main finished him off.
this is the in game chat.
00:00:04 - Rye to ALL: glhf
00:00:52 - MrBanana to ALL: glhf
00:08:12 - MrBanana to ALL: marine good unit
00:24:12 - MrBanana to ALL: there are no words to describe how bullshit your race is
00:24:18 - MrBanana to ALL: keep taking your free wins
00:24:25 - MrBanana to ALL: and pretending you have any legit skill
00:24:28 - MrBanana to ALL: fucking scrub
What i cant stand is how a large proportion of zergs rage and BM at a loss.
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On March 11 2012 04:32 Rye. wrote:
TvZ
Im terran and currently struggling vs zergies.
It was the typical Platinum TvZ. Baneling bust early game, which a nice bit of splitting aloowed me to take minimal damage he then did typical plat zerg by turtling to infestor broodlords. It ended in a base trade, my medivac drop took out all his tech. his broods took out my main. I'd managed to deny him a 4th all game whilst taking a 4th and a 5th. I built a load of rax at my 5th.
He'd already let me stim in and kill all his infestors. Then he let me kill all but one of his broods with 4 vikings.
My 3 medivacs and small bio force that took out his main finished him off.
this is the in game chat.
00:00:04 - Rye to ALL: glhf
00:00:52 - MrBanana to ALL: glhf
00:08:12 - MrBanana to ALL: marine good unit
00:24:12 - MrBanana to ALL: there are no words to describe how bullshit your race is
00:24:18 - MrBanana to ALL: keep taking your free wins
00:24:25 - MrBanana to ALL: and pretending you have any legit skill
00:24:28 - MrBanana to ALL: fucking scrub
What i cant stand is how a large proportion of zergs rage and BM at a loss.
I know, Zergs do tend to rage an awful lot.
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I had the two sickest ragers yesterday. I'm sure I won't do it justice paraphrasing, but here goes.
PvZ on korhal:
I go for a zealot 4 gate +1. It doesn't even go that great. I kill 2 drones, 1 queen and one roach.
Him: you fucking loser
Him: nice 2 base faggot
Me: Kk take we easy pal
Him: fuck you bitch
2 minutes later I push with 8 sentries 4 immortals and some stalkers. I'm like halfway to his base when I pass an Ovie. Instantly he types,
Him: wtf scrub you suck
Him: race is so Ez nice 2 base
Me: bye
Him: you wouldn't win if you didn't put pylons on the map
Him: fucking faggot scrub puts 3 blind pylons on the map
A minute later he runs to my mineral line with 12 mutas. When he sees 8 blink stalkers and 2 cannons warping in:
Him: you fucking suck scrub
Me: see ya man
Him: queer I hope you get cancer
Fin.
The best I've ever saw was this PvP though. I wasn't really in the mood to talk so I kinda troll this whiny bitch.
As soon as we spawn,
Him: I don't give this game at all
Him: blizzard doesn't know how to balance a game
Me: that sucks man
Him: I just played a Zerg who took 4 bases
Him: and killed my 3 gate pressure
Him: his slow lings counter my zealots
Me: you should probably do it better
Him: I did it perfect Zerg is so OP
Him: *10 more lines of balance
Me: *3 lines of passive trawling*
Game goes on and I 4 gate the fuck out him (run up 1z1s2p and throw down 2 pylons). He's playing 1 gate FE and his first sentry is too late to ff me out.
Him: see this fucking bullshit
Him: anti-4gate build and it gets countered by 4 gate
Me: it got countered by your badness
Him: blizz is fucking clueless
He gets an immortal out but I proceed to kill the pylon powering his robo. There is another close by but it's not in range to power it.
Him: FUCK THIS BROKEN GAME
Him: that is such fucking shit
Him: that pylon just chose not to power it
Him: that was the first pylon I built to power it
Him: but now it somehow doesn't
Him: fuck blizzard, fucking morons.
I actually think I'll go through the replay to get the exact words from this clown cuz it was pretty funny.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y8sig.jpg)
He tried to 4 gate me and I easily held it off with a 3 gate robo.
I guess he had a bad day.
Ohh well!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SM57x.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/WSd72.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EH80U.jpg)
Fact: This guy totally raged.
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On March 11 2012 04:59 Eiaco wrote:
I know, Zergs do tend to rage an awful lot.
It's like you know what I'm thinking.
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I wonder how many time I'm in this thread. I rage all the time.
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Played a PvZ on Shakuras
I opened FFE with a earlier forge.. about 13. I pylon blocked his natural, and placed one cannon on the far side. It went unscouted so I let it complete. I sent my probe to where his 3rd would go down and build a forward pylon.. which also happened hatch building.. so I placed one cannon there as well.
His rage looked something like this
"Cheesy fucking cunt"
"Nigger"
"Nigger"
"Nigger"
"Fucking cheese protoss trash"
"Cannon rush every fucking game trash"
"Nigger"
"Die Nigger"
He was randomly typing it all through out the game. I couldn't help but smile for it all 
And just a small glimpse of what I deal with on the ladder all the time ~_~
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/0Nqiz.jpg)
I love how a lot of this comes after a nice "gl hf"
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EPT
