He went forge->gateway, and cannoned his mineral line. He hid stargates behind his line and went VR's. His harass failed, I already had hydras out. Eventually I hit 200/200 with my roach+hyrdra army and attack. He had 3 or 4 carriers (lol) with his voidrays, and not much else. I checked the replay he was at about 100/200.

Supamang

United States2298 Posts

August 12 2010 02:06 GMT

#323

On August 12 2010 10:54 numberThirtyOne wrote:

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Except it's probably not true since Blizzard doesn't allow naughty nicknames.

Damnit, you serious? why would you fake a story here?
my mood just went from

EffeCt

United States77 Posts

August 12 2010 02:20 GMT

#324

On August 10 2010 12:34 Uhh Negative wrote:
I was being an ass and said near the beginning of the game "I'll go ahead and call gg for you". At the end when I was killing his base he said, "well ur bad" and left the game.

Good story man... really quality stuff. I'll go ahead and be an ass too then and say that was a waste of a post.

StumpsMcGee

United States10 Posts

August 12 2010 02:25 GMT

#325

i was playing a 1v1 agianst a random on LT. i scouted on about 9 or so just to check his race and he was zerg. i was playing zerg as well. i saw him trying to 7 pool me so i got a SC and a queen with 6 lings and early speed. held off is first 2 attacks and then camped at his natural. after i got about 20 lings i ran in to scout and saw that he only had 13 drones and a queen and a few lings without speed. as my lings started to kill his drones he got me with a "fuck you you dirty ni****". being white i have never really been called that as an insult. i had no idea what to say so i came up with the brillant "white much?". he proceeded to ragequit and i won.

Ksyper

Bulgaria665 Posts

August 12 2010 02:47 GMT

#326

I played a ZvZ game today, and I decided to go banelings because I have never went banelings+speedling in ZvZ.
So ofcourse my timings aren't tight enough and I start my speed at 140 gas and I put down my baneling nest at around 100 gas later. Meanwhile my opponent went the exact same build, but his timings were a bit better and he came with speedlings and banelings before I even had speed, he killed 5-6 of my drones I and I was sure I had lost, but I continue playing. After rebuilding my drones and massing a good amount of banelings and some zerglings I go to his base I take out his natural and I kill a lot of his workers and his queen and all his lings, then I send in 14 more lings.
he says "I had this!"
and then "fuck this matchup"
and leaves.
I would tell you one of my rage stories, but I never type anything while I rage, I am mostly away from the computer punching the wall.

Bair

United States698 Posts

August 12 2010 04:24 GMT

#327

Back around patch 8 in the beta, I was the shit with my #1 spot in my silver division. Played a terran who first got mad when I melted his army of marines with banelings.

Him: omfg what was that?
Me: Banelings. They are like the new infested terran
Him: So cheap.

The game goes on. I get my nice roach army (1 supply 2 armor baby!) and he wrecks it with marauders. So I go mutas. I take out his 2 expos, and his reaction as he turrets up his main.

Him: wow hacker. If you weren't hacking my rockit black guys would totally own your mutas. Ima stay and beat you to show you you are a hacking fag
Me: ...

I expo, and just get a giant army of mutalisks. He had scanned, so he knew it was coming. And as I break down his turrets + marines, what comes flying at me? Banshees. Chasing my mutalisks. I let them follow me out of range of the turrets and kill them while being very confused.

Me: You know banshees only attack ground right? Just like marauders?
Him: ...
Him: Go fuck your mother.
Him has left the game!

KTr

Canada7 Posts

August 12 2010 04:44 GMT

#328

I started a queue thinking i could play a game before heading out but my friend calls me and says to meet him in 10 minutes so i 7 pooled on LT. Luckily he was zerg and spawned on the same side as me, I simply 7 pooled built a spine crawler with one of my 7 drones.

Opponent: you're so good!
Opponent: you know how to build a spawning pool and zerglings grats!
Me: you forgot spine crawler (:
Opponent: has left the game

Harrissprt

United States23 Posts

August 12 2010 04:51 GMT

#329

I played a ZvP on Steppes of War, against "Backstabber"
Opening dialogue:
Harrissprt: gl hf

Backstabber: Kinda hard to have fun when your bitch ass plans on rushing
Harrissprt: Not every zerg rushes....

I send about eight zerglings to harass him, and then he says

Backstabber: see? phag (sic)
Harrissprt: Thats definitely not a rush....
I then proceeded to take the map while he turtled with cannons (like, 20 cannons at least) and killed him with Brood Lords. I believe at one point he mentioned that it is "impossible to beat rusher fags"

I seem to get called varying degrees or racial and sexual pejoratives for choosing to play zerg.

TriniMasta

United States1323 Posts

August 12 2010 04:56 GMT

#330

On August 09 2010 16:33 Modular1 wrote:

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Well, you were an asshole for calling gg before him, even if you did use a question mark which I doubt.

Anyways, that's all that really gets my goat is when someone types "gg" or says stupid things about how they raped you and asks stupid questions like "how do you feel about that" as they stomp into your base. No big deal though, I just typically calmly remind them what a piece of trash they are for sitting in their parents basement and having no job.

Good times.

+1, offensive GG is bad manners as well

Skithiryx

Australia648 Posts

August 12 2010 07:11 GMT

#331

I don't really encounter to much rage, just guys who end the game with someone calling me a homo or a shit player who need to l2p...

I rage a fair bit at my games at the moment though, i'm mid silver-ish(dc'd two of my placements) and i'd say i'm probably a gold level player but my past 6 or so matches have all been againt plat/diamond ranked player so of'c I just get my face stomped, stupid SEA servers not having anyone to matchup against =\

sjschmidt93

United States2518 Posts

August 12 2010 07:14 GMT

#332

On July 14 2010 10:39 ig0tfish wrote:
"marauders are so cheap"

I wish my stalkers were as cheap as marauders.

simix

United States16 Posts

August 12 2010 09:04 GMT

#333

Happen in Beta phase 2. I scout a Zerg going 8 pool and instantly finish my wall off as T. He loses to 1 marine and scv repair then...

Zerg: gg zerg sucks cant win vs T unless cheese
Me: Why did you pick zerg then...
Zerg: T is imba they can wall...
Zerg: has left the game.

hellohilo

United States68 Posts

August 12 2010 15:43 GMT

#334

Played a 3v3 with two friends. I rolled Terran, my buddies spawned Terran and Zerg. They never attacked us so we built like 8 ghost acadamies, ton of ghosts w/ cloak, and proceeded to launch about 5 simultaneous nukes on their bases. Then dropped in their mineral lines and did it again, and proceeded to win the game by nuking their base until some of the BCs i decided to build showed up. One of the other guys just raged his brains out. Called nukes, ghost cloak, and BCs OP then made fun of our mothers before trying to fly a rax around the map to hide from my fleet. Soooo much fun :D

roflpie

Estonia93 Posts

August 12 2010 15:56 GMT

#335

After doing an early push when he had very few units

vindKtiv

United States215 Posts

August 12 2010 16:10 GMT

#336

At first, I thought he was joking around, but after talking to him more I found out he was completely serious.

Slims20

United States45 Posts

August 12 2010 16:13 GMT

#337

Me in every PvT:

Me: Ghosts are fucking OP.
Me: <leaves>

lol

silencesc

United States464 Posts

August 12 2010 17:17 GMT

#338

On July 16 2010 04:03 QueueQueue wrote:
I find when I play on my EU account, I get raged on by 50%+ opponents I beat. Oddly enough, I hardly ever see raging on the NA server. I thought it would be the other way around >.<

friggin Canadians bad talking your continent! You what what your country is?! A HAT. YOU ARE AMERICA'S HAT. HAT'S CAN'T TALK. STOP TALKING HAT.

^ since you don't experience rage, I thought I'd give you the experience, free of charge. Have a nice day, HAT.

But really, yeah, you're right. On my friend's EU account I play (French is my first language so it's k) but pretty much everyone is a little English kid, and they rage NON-STOP. Like of like the unreal tournament kid, that is what I imagine. There is a nice way to deal with rage though. After ever spout of expletives, or BM, or rage, just respont with :D or repeat it back word for word. It's satisfying.

GreatFall

United States1061 Posts

August 12 2010 18:18 GMT

#339

Steppes of war, the wife gets home with Wingstop and I'm starving but I just started a ZvZ game.

'Screw it, drone rushlolz.'

I send my drones over and actually kill all of his drones! I couldn't believe it I won!

Him: Drone rushing noob L2P /ragequit