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I remember on a losing streak with team games, and this last game before i really lost it. it was a 3V3 and i literally had new players, im pretty sure they have never even played once before the game. anyways so the one terran player gets 6 pooled and lets all his workers die, and so i tell him to just lift his buildings to stall and get away, guess what he does....... and then he died. so i go to rush the zerg player and end up killing him off, so i thought we were in a good position and because i was going mass ling i decided to put the hurt on the opponents so that my teammate could tech up some and get an army out too. the game pretty much turned into a 1v2 there. i just kept going lings and kept running into the mineral lines taking out the probes and whatever i could, denying expansions, but i was running our of minerals and hadnt expanded yet. due to opponents getting dts and mutas. this whole time im too busy to see what my partner is doing then it hits me, oh yeah ive got a partner and i tell him to send his guys to attack he doesnt even say anything.
so finally the dts overrun my base and take out every building, i end up with just an overseer, and i go to look at my partners base he has massed Carriers, he has about 7 of them when i get killed off, and a small ground army. ( i have already lost so many games and we would of easily won if he had attack way earlier) so then im pretty frusterated, but i still think we can win as the opponents are only 2 base themselves. and i tell him to give me control of his units so he can just build more units, i explained it several times very clearly, then i just give up and tell him to at least attack with his carriers, the time he moves out a army of hydras move into his base, im yelling get back to your base, and hes says "NAH i got this"
he loses everything, including his carriers.
i took some time away from my computer after that.
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I've played 40 league games and have had quite a few.
A few sore losers who just get embarrassed they lost, a guy who kept calling be a noob and trying to get me off my game with some nasty words and one guy who said something to the effect of: "f***ing talent to go 100 stalkers" obviously missing the group of zealots who charged ahead and shredded his infantry before dying in battle. I have 24 career wins and came across 5-6 ragers.
I never reply to them in game but my answer is always the same afterwards: "I've saved the replay of our match so I can laugh at you many times over in the future." That always gets them. One guy was really ironic and he didn't remember who I was though we played 30 seconds before. I love ragers...
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reaper + bunker cheese on protoss/terrans on Steps of war
-F*cking bullshit
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-cheese is just so f*cking noob
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- F*cking wc3 player go die
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XXXXX Has left the game.
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I'm low diamond zerg player, join a ladder game against a random player.
I always say "gl hf" at the start, and against random players I always ask them "gl hf race?" because half of them will tell me their race, half will mock me. Guess what this guy did?
me: "gl hf race?"
him: "lol learn 2 scout nub"
me: "what is scout?"
him: "send worker to my base to figure out what army i am"
me: "what is worker?"
I beat him ez. Before leaving he proceeds to throw at me every curse word he learned on the school-bus that day =)
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The first one is more rage than the second one, but I still find them both hilarious.
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TvT
we both open banshees, but I get suspicious of his low unit count so I also get an ebay and turrets. Opponent spends the minerals on a CC instead. Needless to say, I get a huge economic lead and proceed to win the game
Opponent: what a gay strat
Me: didn't you open banshees too?
Opponent: yes, but only a homosexual person would expect it
Me: ...
Opponent has left the game
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This guy made me BM and Rage. First off, there's only one 'cheese' strat I hate beyond all else and can't handle - proxy cannons in base.
I random Zerg, and as always, I say GLHF. He says 'No.' A few seconds later, I catch a probe trying to drop a proxy pylon in my base.
Bad start.
I kill the probe, and immediately rush a bunch of lings into his base. THey do a little damage, but not much. He calls me a noob.
I take the time to sit back and macro, keepng an eye on things with my OL and trying to contain me. I start sire-teching, but note he's got a lot of Stalkers and switch to Hydra Roach. I dunno how he timed it, but he charged into my base when I only had a few- a bunch of DT's leading the way.
And then he GG's for me.
I totally admit I told him to $%*& off with his Cheese, and rage quit.
Worst. Opponent. Ever.
I wonder if he was hacking.
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PvZ, I decide to try out the effectiveness of void rays against zerg (I've had a lot of success against terrans). The guy goes mutalisks, ignores my void rays while flying directly to my base. By the time his harass kicks in (killed like 6 of my probes) my void rays have already killed half of his main. He tries to fly his 5 mutas back, they encounter 4 fully charged void rays and die miserably. Instead of gg I get this:
Him: hahahahahahahhahahahahahah noobtoss
I'm curious why am I the noob thus I poke him after the game:
You: Why am I the noob?
Opponent has reconnected.
Opponent: cause y play like a noob, y act like one and actualy your mum told it to me while she sucks
Mum 
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ZvZ, we both dance around with lings at the start, mostly in his base. He scouts my roach warren as I scout his. Things are quiet for a bit until I get a small squad of roaches and push in, only to find a bling army that melts in about 5 seconds, no roaches in sight on his end. After some damage (queen, a few drones) I get pushed back but have rebuilt a second, larger group of roaches and immediately follow up. He wastes another group of blings, killing maybe 2 roaches and then rages at the end of the game and in chat afterward that he 'greatly overestimated my skill level'
So this guy sees me scout his warren, cancels to go bling against roaches and then flames me for not going bling myself (after seeing his warren why would I?). I actually had to block him after a while because he wouldn't stop spamming about how much better he was. By the end I was well into a lair tech while he was sitting at a 1 base 2 hatch bling build against roaches. The best part was a few days later he messages me asking for a rematch to "see if my Z game got any better"...
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Hi Everyone,
I had a quite enjoyable ZvT (as Z) on Desert Oasis. T went mass rines with Medivacs. I scouted it and went roaches. I was able to defend his first attack but I lost one Hatch. After the second Attack I burrow moved my roaches into his base which lead to a base trade. I took his natural and he flew over to the island. It was quite a funny game which both could have won to that point.
We both had to rebuild from scratch:
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Calling people gay while turteling isn't polite.. So I took the whole map and macro'ed up ... I felt it's time to drive this T crazy ... He tried hard to get a foot back on the mainland but failed over and over again ... Finally he did what I waited for: BATTLECRUISER:
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Wasn't there a thread here about Zerg tears? I prefer rage quitting Terrans 
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why do people who just lost to you have the urge to call you bad.
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also Idra has a lot of smurf accounts
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Okay, I shit you not that this is a true story. doing 1v1's I did the typical gl hf. This was how it went.
Me: gl hf
Him: go f*** yourself.
Me: You sound mad brah?
I twerked his so hard. I could instantly tell he was butthurt because he dragged the game on by running a scv around and flying his command center around the map and into corners of the map.
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Opponent: You're so gay
Me: Why?
Opponent: Picking Terran, anyone who plays Terran is gay
Me: But I've played Terran since Broodwar
Opponent: You're still gay
Later that game, he one base all in pushes me on Kulas ravine and makes me seriously regret my bad tank placement meaning I couldn't get up to my cliff quick enough to defend, I lose. Wow I was so annoyed after that game. 
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So here is my story, This game was streamed and i got the replay.
My keyboard glitched while i was playing a 2v2 match with my friend. What happened was that for some reason, everything i typed came out in asian characters. It was weird, basically every letter typed out a different character except a select few. I could still type gg but it would come out with a space for some reason so it would look like g g.
Anyways when we finished i went on to play a 1v1. I'm in diamond but im like ranked 20 or so. However there is a glitch going around or was going around, idk if its fixed, where ur opponent is always favored. I think thats how the glitch goes. So it turns out im facing this number 1 diamond guy because he then asks me as soon as the match starts something like
"what! ur favored? how can that be? are u proleague?"
i want to tell him no that its just a glitch but when i type it out and press enter all that comes out are asian characters.
He must be thinking that im either korean or that im just messing with him.
he types "lol"
He is zerg, i am toss. I go the build that i ussually go when facing zerg, which is mass stalker with blink. I dont think many toss players do this vs zerg, if any, so that makes me seem more suspicious of being more than just a regular player. I move in and just wipe him out no problem.
when he has obviously lost he asks me again
"proleague?"
I want to tell him that im just a regular dude, but all that comes out are asian characters again. Im laughing my ass off because of what he must be thinking right now.
He types "gg" and i reply "g g"
im cracking up and so are people watching my stream.
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On August 10 2010 09:54 Tristan wrote:
why do people who just lost to you have the urge to call you bad.
I'm not really sure why people do it, but I know lots of players go into the game thinking their opponent is trash. I assume it builds them up. So when they lose, I guess they have to re-emphasize that you are not as good, and maybe you just got lucky. It's an ego thing. The part I find funny now is if the ladder is working properly, you should lose as many as you win. But a lot of people won't get that through their heads.
I don't really have a good rage story. I got cannon rushed early in my time in the beta, and I raged pretty hard on that. Not my best moment, but it was a bad night.
In 2v2 my friend and I made our opponents rage because Bnet was coming down in 5 minutes, and we wouldn't leave even though we lost our first push and were looking weak in comparison to their forces. To be fair, we were still in the game with expansions, just no time to mount the comeback. But it was just phase 1, so whatever, hopefully they got over it eventually.
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I was being an ass and said near the beginning of the game "I'll go ahead and call gg for you". At the end when I was killing his base he said, "well ur bad" and left the game. Lol.
Then another game some kid tried that stupid all-in marine shit on me and I killed all his marines with banelings then just teched to hydras for fun to finish him off then he said I almost lost haha.
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Here are a couple I got recently.
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Best response to BM ever:
him: *some swearing/bm/your race is imba*
me: :D
him: *more of the same*
me: :D
repeat, and if you have time, do the thing that one guy said and say that you're saving the replay to laugh at him later.
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On August 09 2010 13:12 guN-viCe wrote:
i played with "SaggyBalls" earlier in my 2v2 placement matches, and i asked him if his balls were saggy. he got really angry and killed his nexus, saying i needed to be taught a lesson.
very bizarre
LOL best one by far
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