EPTGuess that wasn't inherently clear.
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
Guess that wasn't inherently clear. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
If you're rich, you're dead. On April 30 2015 00:33 Requizen wrote: Is anyone in here a Business Analyst? yup On April 30 2015 01:08 WaveofShadow wrote: I mean, I wasn't going for the 'I hope soniv fucks up and impregnated a girl on the second date' joke, I was going for 'married and kids within the year moving too fast' joke. Guess that wasn't inherently clear. I knew what you meant, doesn't change my reaction. | ||
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JonGalt
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
@Cheep, I definitely believe in spending recklessly - it's all I have done my whole life and it was fun as hell and so worth it. I have spent many a times checking my bank account only to find I have the minimum 5$ keeping my savings from closing. However I have arrived at a point in my life where I actually need to save. Although that seems sad, I am actually excited to see my bank account grow and test my willpower on not touching it. @Wave Everyone got the joke, you just got wavebaited. classic. | ||
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Requizen
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GhandiEAGLE
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Crusnik
United States5378 Posts
Oh, and I need to buy a car... | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On April 30 2015 01:30 Requizen wrote: Soniv what kind of background or Certifications do employers look for in a BA? Programming is beginning to wear on me, but I like the technology industry and would be interested in moving into a BA role. I'm not sure how well I'll be able to answer your question, because I feel like the BA role can be very different depending on what department you're in, let alone what industry. I came into this job with comparatively little Comp Sci knowledge and zero knowledge of the Farm Credit industry. I was thrown into the Business Intelligence department during my internship, and I apparently did very well with it. A large part of my job involves QA testing and direct customer communication (through phones, emails, documentation, training, etc.) So, at the very least, communication skills are necessary. As for technical skills - that's far more dependent on what you'd actually be doing. For us, we would want someone with prior knowledge and aptitude with SAP Business Intelligence Suite products (BusinessObjects, Lumira, Explorer, etc), but our department is the one that sets up and maintains those SAP environments. Technical requirements in other departments definitely vary greatly. I can't really speak to more without knowing what kind of BA role you'd be looking at. | ||
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Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
On April 30 2015 01:31 Crusnik wrote: I need to save, between flight and room costs, plus food/swag, TI5 will be expensive, but worth judging by 6.84 notes. Oh, and I need to buy a car... Go to TI5, buy all the TI digital swag, sell for billions!? | ||
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
On April 30 2015 02:05 jcarlsoniv wrote: I'm not sure how well I'll be able to answer your question, because I feel like the BA role can be very different depending on what department you're in, let alone what industry. I came into this job with comparatively little Comp Sci knowledge and zero knowledge of the Farm Credit industry. I was thrown into the Business Intelligence department during my internship, and I apparently did very well with it. A large part of my job involves QA testing and direct customer communication (through phones, emails, documentation, training, etc.) So, at the very least, communication skills are necessary. As for technical skills - that's far more dependent on what you'd actually be doing. For us, we would want someone with prior knowledge and aptitude with SAP Business Intelligence Suite products (BusinessObjects, Lumira, Explorer, etc), but our department is the one that sets up and maintains those SAP environments. Technical requirements in other departments definitely vary greatly. I can't really speak to more without knowing what kind of BA role you'd be looking at. Jesus lord you guys all sound like a dilbert comic to me. I can't imagine sitting in a cubicle all day doing that type of thing. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
It's not just coding! I did spend 1.5 hours fighting with that goddamn talend shit because my fix was right from the first try but because of unmentioned changes it made to what I asked it to create (and lack of access to what actually screwed up) I had to generate the executable again, re-update it, commit it to our version control, then reinstall it on the testing environment and set it up for delivery to the client in case it works, multiple times. Fuck talend. That was repetitive and jarring. | ||
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Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
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Frudgey
Canada3367 Posts
I mean, it would only make sense. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
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GhandiEAGLE
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
On April 30 2015 03:09 Cixah wrote: If anyone's a masked murderer here its totes Alaric. My secret identity is a rampaging murderer whenever I let my rage get the better of me? | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
On April 30 2015 03:11 GhandiEAGLE wrote: I disagree. If TLLOLOTGDT was a high school, Frudgey would be voted most likely to be a serial killer. If we were a highschool would I be the dorky teacher who tries to be friends with the students but at the end of the day everybody just thinks he's awkward? | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
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Lord Tolkien
United States12083 Posts
On April 30 2015 04:37 Slayer91 wrote: scip would be the strange eccentric 75 year old who everyone thinks is somewhat insane and goes on long rants about random things instead of teaching anything Scip. A teacher. *cough* | ||
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