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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 28 2015 20:05 GMT
#97601
On April 29 2015 05:02 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 04:47 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Day 2 of the Poetry Contest, I have a friend who everyone expects to lose, since he sucks at writing. However, we went into the lab. I did a shit ton of editing and helped him to write a lot of the poem, and he totally upset his opponent. He and I yelled so loud while everyone else was just in silence. loooool


good to see your intellectual integrity hasn't suffered at all

What's intellectual integrity?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
April 28 2015 20:13 GMT
#97602
On April 29 2015 05:02 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 04:47 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Day 2 of the Poetry Contest, I have a friend who everyone expects to lose, since he sucks at writing. However, we went into the lab. I did a shit ton of editing and helped him to write a lot of the poem, and he totally upset his opponent. He and I yelled so loud while everyone else was just in silence. loooool


good to see your intellectual integrity hasn't suffered at all

edit - I have gotten so much shit today for wearing a tie.

fancy mother fucker over here. you got your eyes on your bosses job or what?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 28 2015 20:15 GMT
#97603
On April 29 2015 05:05 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:02 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 29 2015 04:47 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Day 2 of the Poetry Contest, I have a friend who everyone expects to lose, since he sucks at writing. However, we went into the lab. I did a shit ton of editing and helped him to write a lot of the poem, and he totally upset his opponent. He and I yelled so loud while everyone else was just in silence. loooool


good to see your intellectual integrity hasn't suffered at all

What's intellectual integrity?

something sorely lacking in this world
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2015 20:16 GMT
#97604
On April 29 2015 05:13 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:02 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 29 2015 04:47 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Day 2 of the Poetry Contest, I have a friend who everyone expects to lose, since he sucks at writing. However, we went into the lab. I did a shit ton of editing and helped him to write a lot of the poem, and he totally upset his opponent. He and I yelled so loud while everyone else was just in silence. loooool


good to see your intellectual integrity hasn't suffered at all

edit - I have gotten so much shit today for wearing a tie.

fancy mother fucker over here. you got your eyes on your bosses job or what?


Had to speak at Toastmasters today, wanted to feel fancy. Sometimes I just want to wear a tie.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 28 2015 20:24 GMT
#97605
I have to wear a tie every day here.

Wish Y'all Coukd see how fucking dapper I look
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 28 2015 20:26 GMT
#97606
Ties are alright. This is DC so I wear them more often than I'd like.

They always try to stangle me, ugh.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
April 28 2015 20:27 GMT
#97607
On April 29 2015 05:26 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Ties are alright. This is DC so I wear them more often than I'd like.

They always try to stangle me, ugh.


fun fact police officers are required to wear clip on ties so people cant strangle them
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
April 28 2015 20:29 GMT
#97608
On April 29 2015 05:16 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:13 ComaDose wrote:
On April 29 2015 05:02 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 29 2015 04:47 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Day 2 of the Poetry Contest, I have a friend who everyone expects to lose, since he sucks at writing. However, we went into the lab. I did a shit ton of editing and helped him to write a lot of the poem, and he totally upset his opponent. He and I yelled so loud while everyone else was just in silence. loooool


good to see your intellectual integrity hasn't suffered at all

edit - I have gotten so much shit today for wearing a tie.

fancy mother fucker over here. you got your eyes on your bosses job or what?


Had to speak at Toastmasters today, wanted to feel fancy. Sometimes I just want to wear a tie.

Just giving you hard time. I also enjoy dressing up ocationally. I never wore a tie to work tho just dress shirts.

A toast master is either someone who gives the best toasts at events or the fanciest toaster ever.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 28 2015 20:29 GMT
#97609
On April 29 2015 05:27 Karis Vas Ryaar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:26 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Ties are alright. This is DC so I wear them more often than I'd like.

They always try to stangle me, ugh.


fun fact police officers are required to wear clip on ties so people cant strangle them

clip-ons are a no-go for me, unf.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2015 20:29 GMT
#97610
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
April 28 2015 20:30 GMT
#97611
I used to do Tuxedo Thursdays in high school. Yeah, I was one of those guys :3
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
April 28 2015 20:31 GMT
#97612
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .


I'm forced to shave because I have chinese genes and my facial hair won't grow long enough to look decent and I'm not talented enough to make what I have look nice.
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2015 20:33 GMT
#97613
On April 29 2015 05:31 Karis Vas Ryaar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .


I'm forced to shave because I have chinese genes and my facial hair won't grow long enough to look decent and I'm not talented enough to make what I have look nice.


I wish my facial hair wasn't patchy as fuck. My brother is the same way. No idea why, our dad can grow one hell of a beard.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
April 28 2015 20:33 GMT
#97614
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .

Trade you my beard for your job.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2015 20:34 GMT
#97615
On April 29 2015 05:33 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .

Trade you my beard for your job.


You son of a bitch, you've already abandoned your beard once. Don't do it again!
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2015 20:34 GMT
#97616
On April 29 2015 05:33 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .

Trade you my beard for your job.


Give me a resume and I'll make it happen.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
April 28 2015 20:35 GMT
#97617
On April 29 2015 05:34 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2015 05:33 Gahlo wrote:
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .

Trade you my beard for your job.


You son of a bitch, you've already abandoned your beard once. Don't do it again!

IT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME HOME!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 28 2015 20:37 GMT
#97618
On April 29 2015 05:29 Cixah wrote:
I have a worse fate than ties. Shaving on a regular basis. I just want my lumberjack beard back .

I do it on a semi-regular basis. I like stubble, but not when it gets too long. So like 1/2 times a week.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2015 20:38 GMT
#97619
I have to shave daily. Otherwise it approaches neckbeard length overnight and looks awful. If I get it dine by my barber with a straight edge I can go about a week.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
April 28 2015 20:43 GMT
#97620
On April 29 2015 05:38 Cixah wrote:
I have to shave daily. Otherwise it approaches neckbeard length overnight and looks awful. If I get it dine by my barber with a straight edge I can go about a week.


Get yourself your own straight razor m8. /r/wicked_edge for all your needs.

Wetshaving has sort of become a hobby for me, and I've become pretty good at it. In less than 10 min I have a baby butt smooth face.
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