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Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 18:43:10
April 17 2014 18:42 GMT
#33881
On April 18 2014 03:39 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:37 Parnage wrote:
Need to rerail this thread, I have money for a new pc and was looking to buy one of the gaming rigs from stuff like ibuypower etc as they are having a sale. Modest 1k budget but I'am trying to get the most bang for my buck.

+ Show Spoiler +
(Anything to move topics)


Just create your own rig and build it, it's incredibly simple.

Do you need any peripherals or is the 1k just for the tower? Do you need a DVD drive?


Ah it'd have to be for everything including a wireless lan card. I was planning to give my old one to my younger brother for school(not that the layabout would use it for such but I can dream) so I'd prefer not to pull stuff out of it.


Also. I'm a sith. so unless someone wants to let me kill them for a pc..
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 17 2014 18:42 GMT
#33882
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


never stick the cock in the croc
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
April 17 2014 18:43 GMT
#33883
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
April 17 2014 18:44 GMT
#33884
These kinds of derailments make this thread fantastic.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
April 17 2014 18:44 GMT
#33885
This thread... Plz. No more. On a better note. Man some chicks with sleeve tattoos and the sides of their heads shaved are smokin hot.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 17 2014 18:46 GMT
#33886
On April 18 2014 03:14 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:10 Ketara wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:07 Requizen wrote:
Scip is a furry. Will file this away for later use.

Golden Retrievers #1. I loved my Chow Chow but he was very difficult to train and could be aggressive towards certain people. Max, our Golden, was an amazing dog, just awesome. I would definitely go for another Golden or similarly tempermented dog in the future.


Corgis are #1.

Do I have to show pictures of my corgi again.

Corgis are great, super cute and smart as shit. But let's face it, big dogs > small dogs.

That said, small dogs are more practical for apartment livers like me. A Corgi or Terrier of some sort would be best for me if I got one.

Horry shet req and I agree on something wat
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
April 17 2014 18:46 GMT
#33887
On April 18 2014 03:44 Shelke14 wrote:
This thread... Plz. No more. On a better note. Man some chicks with sleeve tattoos and the sides of their heads shaved are smokin hot.


My smirkfu :3

[image loading]
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 18:46:59
April 17 2014 18:46 GMT
#33888
On April 18 2014 03:40 Shelke14 wrote:
Fuck building it. Buy and play my motto

torrent and play is mine

yeah, zoophilia and necrophilia and possesion of shota/lolicon being illegal in so many EU states is pretty weird. UK seems to be the worst in this respect with David Cameron or w/e his name is constantly pushing for more prohibiting laws.

WHAT IS THAT DOCTORBEAT LOOOOOL
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 17 2014 18:46 GMT
#33889
On April 18 2014 03:43 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Show nested quote +
The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...


You could perforate your colon by shoving a hockey stick up there too, not a reason to ban hockey sticks.
I am the Town Medic.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 17 2014 18:47 GMT
#33890
On April 18 2014 03:43 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Show nested quote +
The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...


mr hands
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 17 2014 18:47 GMT
#33891
I didn't read the pages after the quote I posted above.
I scroll up to see crocodile sex.

Nothing to do here.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
April 17 2014 18:47 GMT
#33892
Needs less piercings and more tats though.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 17 2014 18:48 GMT
#33893
On April 18 2014 03:46 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:14 Requizen wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:10 Ketara wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:07 Requizen wrote:
Scip is a furry. Will file this away for later use.

Golden Retrievers #1. I loved my Chow Chow but he was very difficult to train and could be aggressive towards certain people. Max, our Golden, was an amazing dog, just awesome. I would definitely go for another Golden or similarly tempermented dog in the future.


Corgis are #1.

Do I have to show pictures of my corgi again.

Corgis are great, super cute and smart as shit. But let's face it, big dogs > small dogs.

That said, small dogs are more practical for apartment livers like me. A Corgi or Terrier of some sort would be best for me if I got one.

Horry shet req and I agree on something wat

You'll find I'm often empirically correct about lots of things.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 17 2014 18:49 GMT
#33894
On April 18 2014 03:42 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


never stick the cock in the croc


Avoid intercourse with a horse
I am the Town Medic.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 18:49:47
April 17 2014 18:49 GMT
#33895
On April 18 2014 03:46 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:43 Doctorbeat wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...


You could perforate your colon by shoving a hockey stick up there too, not a reason to ban hockey sticks.


i was confused by this post before i saw what country you were from

On April 18 2014 03:49 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:42 Slayer91 wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


never stick the cock in the croc


Avoid intercourse with a horse


never fuck the duck
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
April 17 2014 18:49 GMT
#33896
On April 18 2014 03:43 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Show nested quote +
The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...

Was the horse called Catherine the GREAT
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
April 17 2014 18:49 GMT
#33897
On April 18 2014 03:49 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:46 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:43 Doctorbeat wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:41 Alzadar wrote:
On April 18 2014 03:34 Doctorbeat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Frisian Stabij OP. Though I'd also settle for Aussie Shepherd.

And the current topic is making me have PTSS from watching the Mr. Hands vid back in the day.

@Alzadar humans die too when the animal is consenting, see above.


Like how, sex with a crocodile or something? That's just stupid.

Every gamer must build his own PC at some point. It's like a Jedi making his first lightsaber, until you do you're not a real Jedi.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

The incident occurred at a 40-acre (16 ha) farm,[10] located in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington,[11] northwest of the city of Enumclaw.[10] Pinyan, and a man named James Michael Tait (who lived in a trailer next to the farm), plus another unidentified man, often visited the farm to engage in sexual intercourse with the horses inside.[1]

Prosecutors later determined that the horse had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner.[11][12] According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[13]


Yeah...


You could perforate your colon by shoving a hockey stick up there too, not a reason to ban hockey sticks.


i was confused by this post before i saw what country you were from


Just think about what they can do with a curling stone.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 18:51:15
April 17 2014 18:50 GMT
#33898
On April 18 2014 03:46 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 03:44 Shelke14 wrote:
This thread... Plz. No more. On a better note. Man some chicks with sleeve tattoos and the sides of their heads shaved are smokin hot.


My smirkfu :3

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



Yes...

YES.

I loved her in the Tudors and in GoT she's just phenomenal
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 17 2014 18:50 GMT
#33899
I was going to say badminton racket but decided a hockey stick could do a lot more damage.
I am the Town Medic.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 17 2014 18:51 GMT
#33900
its interesting you were concerned about the maximum possible anal destruction.
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