Off-Topic General Discussion - Page 1685

On April 17 2014 11:00 Requizen wrote:
Relationships are complicated.

On April 17 2014 11:03 Shelke14 wrote:
Troubles at home Req? Please this is a good relationship advice thread, we can help!

On April 17 2014 11:27 mordek wrote:
So I'm finally sitting down after cleaning up the house after frisbee/dinner. Think I hear my dog yip outside so I go check it out. Find him pooping, oh good, that's what you're supposed to do. About to close the door and he comes racing in. I let him off his leash and he starts running around like a psycho and I see a dingleberry fall off. Great, I have to make sure he doesn't have another stuck on his fur (#FirstWorldChihuameranianProblems) but he's acting really weird. Jumping on the couch, off the couch and keeps assuming an oddly scrunched squatish position... I'm like ok what is going on. So I finally pin him and grab a Kleenex and my courage.

Something doesn't feel right, there's definitely some soft lumps and I can't tell if he's swollen or what (my mom is a vet so I'm not like super grossed out but this is not pleasant). He then breaks loose, runs in his crate, then runs out. Now I see in his tearing around he's left some more nuggets on the tile and the side of the fridge (????) Call my mom up. Turns out you can be pseudo-constipated.

All that to say I had to bathe my dog without rubber gloves with poop caked on his butt.

On April 17 2014 11:27 mordek wrote:
So I'm finally sitting down after cleaning up the house after frisbee/dinner. Think I hear my dog yip outside so I go check it out. Find him pooping, oh good, that's what you're supposed to do. About to close the door and he comes racing in. I let him off his leash and he starts running around like a psycho and I see a dingleberry fall off. Great, I have to make sure he doesn't have another stuck on his fur (#FirstWorldChihuameranianProblems) but he's acting really weird. Jumping on the couch, off the couch and keeps assuming an oddly scrunched squatish position... I'm like ok what is going on. So I finally pin him and grab a Kleenex and my courage.

Something doesn't feel right, there's definitely some soft lumps and I can't tell if he's swollen or what (my mom is a vet so I'm not like super grossed out but this is not pleasant). He then breaks loose, runs in his crate, then runs out. Now I see in his tearing around he's left some more nuggets on the tile and the side of the fridge (????) Call my mom up. Turns out you can be pseudo-constipated.

All that to say I had to bathe my dog without rubber gloves with poop caked on his butt.

On April 17 2014 11:27 mordek wrote:
So I'm finally sitting down after cleaning up the house after frisbee/dinner. Think I hear my dog yip outside so I go check it out. Find him pooping, oh good, that's what you're supposed to do. About to close the door and he comes racing in. I let him off his leash and he starts running around like a psycho and I see a dingleberry fall off. Great, I have to make sure he doesn't have another stuck on his fur (#FirstWorldChihuameranianProblems) but he's acting really weird. Jumping on the couch, off the couch and keeps assuming an oddly scrunched squatish position... I'm like ok what is going on. So I finally pin him and grab a Kleenex and my courage.

Something doesn't feel right, there's definitely some soft lumps and I can't tell if he's swollen or what (my mom is a vet so I'm not like super grossed out but this is not pleasant). He then breaks loose, runs in his crate, then runs out. Now I see in his tearing around he's left some more nuggets on the tile and the side of the fridge (????) Call my mom up. Turns out you can be pseudo-constipated.

All that to say I had to bathe my dog without rubber gloves with poop caked on his butt.

On April 17 2014 12:12 Gahlo wrote:

Can confirm. Saw it in an anime.

Also, fuck you Snapcaster Mage. No card in modern should be above $20 after it rolls out of standard.

On April 17 2014 12:18 MoonBear wrote:

Have I ever introduced you to my friend Fetch Lands?

On April 17 2014 11:25 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Is it already time for Girl Blog #3?