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Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
March 31 2014 19:09 GMT
#31021
I will now see teut as a leprechaun
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
March 31 2014 19:15 GMT
#31022
you mean you didn't already?

makes his BM so much more fun when you imagine him being a fat redhead gnome.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 19:15 GMT
#31023
Irish swearing is best swearing
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23460 Posts
March 31 2014 19:18 GMT
#31024
ah to feck with ye ya useless shower 'a cunts
aka Teutonica
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 31 2014 19:28 GMT
#31025
Man, these fake gamer men. My supervisor got a new graphics card, talks about his PC gaming, asks what I play, I say League of Legends, "what's that?". Like srs? Do you live under a rock?

Also League/MOBAs are really hard to describe to someone with no familiarity:
"Well, have you played any RTS?"
"RTS?"
"Real time strategy, like StarCraft or Age of Empires"
"Oh yeah sure"
"Well the control scheme is like that, but you only control one character"
"Oh so it's turn-based?"
"..."
I am the Town Medic.
Duvon
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden2360 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 19:30:00
March 31 2014 19:28 GMT
#31026

Rough text translation:
+ Show Spoiler +
This my friends is a song that 's about the biggest problem we have today in Sweden .
The longhaired fucking swine.

I was walking on the street, happened to see a longhaired fucker.
He was a long-haired as hell, one of those damn longhaired fuckers.

Get a hair cut you longhaired fucker, or I'll get my rifle.
Get a hair cut,
Get a hair cut

Yes, I was walking there, and agitated me on the fool .
Then I charged up [lostintranslationhere] like the devil, and gave him a punch right on the nose.

Get a hair cut you longhaired fucker, otherwise I get the cleaver at the butcher'.
Get a hair cut,
Get a hair cut

It's worse than damned that we , Christian and humane people.
Should bear the burden of these fucking long-haired swine.
Who do nothing other than, drink fucking light beers.
And run around mugging old ladies in the streets.
No, we must unite against all those damn suckers.
That are running around being parasites on society's kindness.
And take them in the neck, and put them in concentration camps,
as far up towards Treriksröset as possible.
YES !

Get a hair cut you longhaired fucker, or you won't go to heaven.
Get a hair cut,
Get a hair cut
Get a hair cut you longhaired bastard, you longhaired bastard, you longhaired swine!


On April 01 2014 04:28 Alzadar wrote:
Man, these fake gamer men. My supervisor got a new graphics card, talks about his PC gaming, asks what I play, I say League of Legends, "what's that?". Like srs? Do you live under a rock?

Also League/MOBAs are really hard to describe to someone with no familiarity:
"Well, have you played any RTS?"
"RTS?"
"Real time strategy, like StarCraft or Age of Empires"
"Oh yeah sure"
"Well the control scheme is like that, but you only control one character"
"Oh so it's turn-based?"
"..."

Don't hate, let them enjoy the bliss of ignorance.
Nothing is impossible, only some things for some people.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 31 2014 19:36 GMT
#31027
Oh that reminds me, anyone else hyped for FTL Advanced Edition? I can't believe they're upgrading everyone for free, I would pay $20 or more for that shit. Hard Mode should be a real challenge.
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 19:36 GMT
#31028
On April 01 2014 04:28 Alzadar wrote:
Man, these fake gamer men. My supervisor got a new graphics card, talks about his PC gaming, asks what I play, I say League of Legends, "what's that?". Like srs? Do you live under a rock?

Also League/MOBAs are really hard to describe to someone with no familiarity:
"Well, have you played any RTS?"
"RTS?"
"Real time strategy, like StarCraft or Age of Empires"
"Oh yeah sure"
"Well the control scheme is like that, but you only control one character"
"Oh so it's turn-based?"
"..."


I generally don't even try for most people. After going to a jock college, I realized how many people don't even understand the difference between 3rd and 1st person view. Fuckin casuals
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
March 31 2014 19:37 GMT
#31029
I haven't managed to meet a casual "gamer" so casual he doesn't know what league is in the last two years.

I applaud you
A backwards poet writes inverse.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 19:39 GMT
#31030
On April 01 2014 04:37 Dandel Ion wrote:
I haven't managed to meet a casual "gamer" so casual he doesn't know what league is in the last two years.

I applaud you


Console players. Console players everywhere. Buzzandwoody.jpg
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
March 31 2014 19:40 GMT
#31031
On April 01 2014 04:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 04:28 Alzadar wrote:
Man, these fake gamer men. My supervisor got a new graphics card, talks about his PC gaming, asks what I play, I say League of Legends, "what's that?". Like srs? Do you live under a rock?

Also League/MOBAs are really hard to describe to someone with no familiarity:
"Well, have you played any RTS?"
"RTS?"
"Real time strategy, like StarCraft or Age of Empires"
"Oh yeah sure"
"Well the control scheme is like that, but you only control one character"
"Oh so it's turn-based?"
"..."


I generally don't even try for most people. After going to a jock college, I realized how many people don't even understand the difference between 3rd and 1st person view. Fuckin casuals



Yeah, I was in a best buy and the employees were talking how cs:source was harder and better than 1.6. I almost lost it, some people just don't understand shit.

Ps seriously, what's your damn address.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
March 31 2014 19:42 GMT
#31032
On April 01 2014 04:39 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 04:37 Dandel Ion wrote:
I haven't managed to meet a casual "gamer" so casual he doesn't know what league is in the last two years.

I applaud you


Console players. Console players everywhere. Buzzandwoody.jpg

ok fine if you want to split hairs make it "casual PC gamers" instead

zzz
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 31 2014 19:51 GMT
#31033
On April 01 2014 04:39 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 04:37 Dandel Ion wrote:
I haven't managed to meet a casual "gamer" so casual he doesn't know what league is in the last two years.

I applaud you


Console players. Console players everywhere. Buzzandwoody.jpg

These guys who happen to have Melee on their shelf?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 31 2014 19:54 GMT
#31034
On April 01 2014 04:36 Alzadar wrote:
Oh that reminds me, anyone else hyped for FTL Advanced Edition? I can't believe they're upgrading everyone for free, I would pay $20 or more for that shit. Hard Mode should be a real challenge.


Getting it on iPad because my body is so ready.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 19:57 GMT
#31035
http://sellout.woot.com/offers/kindle-fire-hd-8-9-32gb-tablet-4

Not sure if I want to splurge. Idk what I'd use a tablet for lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
March 31 2014 20:01 GMT
#31036
HD wide-screen Flappy Birds?

Or watching shows while commuting on the train to work
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 20:02 GMT
#31037
I have a 5 minute drive to work, lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 31 2014 20:03 GMT
#31038
Tablets r fun
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
March 31 2014 20:05 GMT
#31039
On April 01 2014 05:01 MoonBear wrote:
HD wide-screen Flappy Birds?

Or watching shows while commuting on the train to work


I got 121 on flappy bird. Get on my level.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 20:06 GMT
#31040
On April 01 2014 05:05 Sufficiency wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 05:01 MoonBear wrote:
HD wide-screen Flappy Birds?

Or watching shows while commuting on the train to work


I got 121 on flappy bird. Get on my level.


pics or didn't happen
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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