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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
March 31 2014 17:20 GMT
#30981
On April 01 2014 01:48 Shelke14 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 01:17 ComaDose wrote:
On March 31 2014 22:52 jcarlsoniv wrote:
also, Easter is on 4/20 this year, lol

This actually really fucks with my plans. I was supposed to go to cottage to celebrate with lots of plants and hot tub and alcohol but now have to go hang with the family. I don't even like crucifiction. I think the only fair compromise is easter chocolate edibles for the whole family.



Where are the chips here. Everyone needs to have a few bowls of chips out for their family. I recommended lays classic, new loco tacos Doritos, and some dip too! Oh yeah!

You had me at chips chips chips chips chips. I'll take one of each and a family size bag of chocolate covered pretzels.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
March 31 2014 17:26 GMT
#30982
On April 01 2014 01:46 Alaric wrote:
It's "Holy Friday" in French! Makes much more sense than "Good Friday". Also less vague.
Then again I'm an atheist (although baptised at birth) so I'm not the most upset of people over these.

(You could say I get way more upset over Dig's losses but I'm stone cold now.)

^ Was that you telling me to take vitamin D against the goddamn winter, mordek?

Yes, and are you??

Also, it's abbreviated to PTL in social media setting wei
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 17:36:28
March 31 2014 17:36 GMT
#30983
I went to this new barber shop on the week-end and I think this guy is my favorite barber ever. Oldish Portugese man with a really heavy accent, hilarious guy.

"Amigo, you came to me, you looked like a woman. Your hair was so long, no-one could see your eyes. When you walk in to work, people say 'who is that hippie boy?'. Now you look like a man. You are a good citizen now."
I am the Town Medic.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
March 31 2014 17:36 GMT
#30984
On April 01 2014 02:26 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 01:46 Alaric wrote:
It's "Holy Friday" in French! Makes much more sense than "Good Friday". Also less vague.
Then again I'm an atheist (although baptised at birth) so I'm not the most upset of people over these.

(You could say I get way more upset over Dig's losses but I'm stone cold now.)

^ Was that you telling me to take vitamin D against the goddamn winter, mordek?

Yes, and are you??

Also, it's abbreviated to PTL in social media setting wei

well that shows how much I know about modern judeo-christian religious vernacular.
liftlift > tsm
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 17:41:14
March 31 2014 17:40 GMT
#30985
On April 01 2014 02:36 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 02:26 mordek wrote:
On April 01 2014 01:46 Alaric wrote:
It's "Holy Friday" in French! Makes much more sense than "Good Friday". Also less vague.
Then again I'm an atheist (although baptised at birth) so I'm not the most upset of people over these.

(You could say I get way more upset over Dig's losses but I'm stone cold now.)

^ Was that you telling me to take vitamin D against the goddamn winter, mordek?

Yes, and are you??

Also, it's abbreviated to PTL in social media setting wei

well that shows how much I know about modern judeo-christian religious vernacular.

TIL PTL

@Alzadar that is awesome. Congrats on becoming a responsible member of society.
Which reminds me some days I'd like to have my old hair back. Down past my chin if I had in front of my face. Now I have the most boring haircut but I'm certain I look more like a "man" now
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 31 2014 17:41 GMT
#30986
Today is exceedingly fantastic.
It's your boy Guzma!
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 31 2014 17:51 GMT
#30987
On April 01 2014 02:41 Requizen wrote:
Today is exceedingly fantastic.

You sound like a cult member sometimes.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 31 2014 17:52 GMT
#30988
On April 01 2014 02:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 02:41 Requizen wrote:
Today is exceedingly fantastic.

You sound like a cult member sometimes.


He's just happy MKP got hitched.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 17:54 GMT
#30989
On April 01 2014 02:36 Alzadar wrote:
I went to this new barber shop on the week-end and I think this guy is my favorite barber ever. Oldish Portugese man with a really heavy accent, hilarious guy.

"Amigo, you came to me, you looked like a woman. Your hair was so long, no-one could see your eyes. When you walk in to work, people say 'who is that hippie boy?'. Now you look like a man. You are a good citizen now."


That reminds me of my first discrete math class. Had a very very asian teacher, and as he was teaching truth tables, whenever it was true he would say "good citizen". A couple years later he was fired for making some girl cry in class. He was always known as a brutal teacher, but he picked on someone who had thin skin and actually complained lol.

Also, last year, my ex shaved her head for childhood cancer charity, and I did it with her. I then let it grow out for 7 months without doing anything with it. I'd never had long hair before. It was interesting, but if I were to do it again, I'd actually get it cut and maintain it and stuff lol.

+ Show Spoiler [From Xmas] +

[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
I can't actually grow facial hair

[image loading]
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 31 2014 17:57 GMT
#30990
Is anyone else catching pokemon on Google Maps? It's like they don't want me to work today.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 18:05:58
March 31 2014 18:03 GMT
#30991
On April 01 2014 02:54 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 02:36 Alzadar wrote:
I went to this new barber shop on the week-end and I think this guy is my favorite barber ever. Oldish Portugese man with a really heavy accent, hilarious guy.

"Amigo, you came to me, you looked like a woman. Your hair was so long, no-one could see your eyes. When you walk in to work, people say 'who is that hippie boy?'. Now you look like a man. You are a good citizen now."


That reminds me of my first discrete math class. Had a very very asian teacher, and as he was teaching truth tables, whenever it was true he would say "good citizen". A couple years later he was fired for making some girl cry in class. He was always known as a brutal teacher, but he picked on someone who had thin skin and actually complained lol.

Also, last year, my ex shaved her head for childhood cancer charity, and I did it with her. I then let it grow out for 7 months without doing anything with it. I'd never had long hair before. It was interesting, but if I were to do it again, I'd actually get it cut and maintain it and stuff lol.

+ Show Spoiler [From Xmas] +

[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
I can't actually grow facial hair

[image loading]


Foreign math teachers are my favorite, they can be so god damn hilarious. My french Calculus prof was always saying things like "there's more than one way to skin a cat, as you crazy english people like to say."
I am the Town Medic.
FalconHoof
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada183 Posts
March 31 2014 18:04 GMT
#30992
On March 31 2014 21:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Another happy Monday. Does anyone else have trouble remembering what happened at work on Friday? I feel like I'm hard rebooting my brain every weekend and I come into the office and have no idea what's going on except some emotional backups that remind me that I don't like it.



Amen.....
Masturbation this good deserves it's own foreplay.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 18:10:03
March 31 2014 18:05 GMT
#30993
Soniv, you look better from the side than the front.

On April 01 2014 02:26 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 01:46 Alaric wrote:
It's "Holy Friday" in French! Makes much more sense than "Good Friday". Also less vague.
Then again I'm an atheist (although baptised at birth) so I'm not the most upset of people over these.

(You could say I get way more upset over Dig's losses but I'm stone cold now.)

^ Was that you telling me to take vitamin D against the goddamn winter, mordek?

Yes, and are you??

Also, it's abbreviated to PTL in social media setting wei

Still going strong, although by now the sun not having set yet at 6 PM probably does a lot for it.
My window's opened and it's not freezing and I don't even have to turn on the light at 8 PM, so good.

I thought the standard religious vernacular in this thread was to "Put your faith in the Light"?

(Also now I've found someone who grows even less facial hair than me wtf.)
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 31 2014 18:06 GMT
#30994
re: facial hair, do other people get mad beard envy? I can only grow a mediocre stubbly beard and I'm super jelly of people with full beards. It especially sucks because I basically look exactly like my father, except in beards apparently because at my age he had a kick-ass full black beard.

I blame my mother's side, they have no beards over there. All my uncles on my father's side had awesome beards at some point in their lives.
I am the Town Medic.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
March 31 2014 18:09 GMT
#30995
You shaved your head for a girl. Brave brave soul you are.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
March 31 2014 18:11 GMT
#30996
not that impressive, I often shave my head for a haircut
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
March 31 2014 18:13 GMT
#30997
On April 01 2014 03:06 Alzadar wrote:
re: facial hair, do other people get mad beard envy? I can only grow a mediocre stubbly beard and I'm super jelly of people with full beards. It especially sucks because I basically look exactly like my father, except in beards apparently because at my age he had a kick-ass full black beard.

I blame my mother's side, they have no beards over there. All my uncles on my father's side had awesome beards at some point in their lives.

I'm asian, it's genetically impossible for me to grow a beard. But I'm okay with it, shaving is a waste of time, and beard are unhygenic.
liftlift > tsm
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 31 2014 18:15 GMT
#30998
On April 01 2014 03:13 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 03:06 Alzadar wrote:
re: facial hair, do other people get mad beard envy? I can only grow a mediocre stubbly beard and I'm super jelly of people with full beards. It especially sucks because I basically look exactly like my father, except in beards apparently because at my age he had a kick-ass full black beard.

I blame my mother's side, they have no beards over there. All my uncles on my father's side had awesome beards at some point in their lives.

I'm asian, it's genetically impossible for me to grow a beard. But I'm okay with it, shaving is a waste of time, and beard are unhygenic.


Was always funny having mass Movember in university residence when half the residents were asian.

"Movember, AKA Exclude Asians and Blondes for a Month"
I am the Town Medic.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
March 31 2014 18:16 GMT
#30999
blondes?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 18:16 GMT
#31000
On April 01 2014 03:05 Alaric wrote:
Soniv, you look better from the side than the front.


Well, the front picture is fairly goofy anyway, but yeah.


Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 02:26 mordek wrote:
On April 01 2014 01:46 Alaric wrote:
It's "Holy Friday" in French! Makes much more sense than "Good Friday". Also less vague.
Then again I'm an atheist (although baptised at birth) so I'm not the most upset of people over these.

(You could say I get way more upset over Dig's losses but I'm stone cold now.)

^ Was that you telling me to take vitamin D against the goddamn winter, mordek?

Yes, and are you??

Also, it's abbreviated to PTL in social media setting wei

Still going strong, although by now the sun not having set yet at 6 PM probably does a lot for it.
My window's opened and it's not freezing and I don't even have to turn on the light at 8 PM, so good.

I thought the standard religious vernacular in this thread was to "Put your faith in the Light"?


Praise the sun!

On April 01 2014 03:06 Alzadar wrote:
re: facial hair, do other people get mad beard envy? I can only grow a mediocre stubbly beard and I'm super jelly of people with full beards. It especially sucks because I basically look exactly like my father, except in beards apparently because at my age he had a kick-ass full black beard.

I blame my mother's side, they have no beards over there. All my uncles on my father's side had awesome beards at some point in their lives.


Eh, I kinda wish I could grow a good beard, but it's nice not having to shave every day. I also blame my mother's side, my dad can grow a very nice beard (although he usually sports the goatee).

On April 01 2014 03:09 Shelke14 wrote:
You shaved your head for a girl. Brave brave soul you are.


My normal haircut is buzzed with a 3 or a 4, so it really wasn't that big a deal for me, just shorter than normal. Also, I've never cared much about my hair.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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