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On April 01 2014 03:15 Alzadar wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2014 03:13 wei2coolman wrote:On April 01 2014 03:06 Alzadar wrote:re: facial hair, do other people get mad beard envy? I can only grow a mediocre stubbly beard and I'm super jelly of people with full beards. It especially sucks because I basically look exactly like my father, except in beards apparently because at my age he had a kick-ass full black beard. I blame my mother's side, they have no beards over there. All my uncles on my father's side had awesome beards at some point in their lives.  I'm asian, it's genetically impossible for me to grow a beard. But I'm okay with it, shaving is a waste of time, and beard are unhygenic. Was always funny having mass Movember in university residence when half the residents were asian. "Movember, AKA Exclude Asians and Blondes for a Month" 
there was this fat chick in my dorm that literally grew a neckbeard. it was the most visually disgusting things i've seen, and i've seen some nasty shit at the ER.
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On April 01 2014 03:16 Slayer91 wrote:
blondes?
Although blondes can have beards, it seems much less common than black/brown.
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its just dat middleeastern yeti syndrome makes it seem that way
my beard growth is barely above asian and i have black hair
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I could almost grow a chinstrap, but my right side comes in super patchy. Also a 'stache, but then I look like a dirty mexican.
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I can grow any beard because I'm a man.
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Having long hair: it grows on you.
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Tee hee Dragonite is in Loch Ness. Clever, but shoulda been Gyarados.
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I gotta shave every day but can't grow a beard. The worst of both worlds
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Speaking of which, what's the deal with the razor blade cartel charging fifty bucks for a few grams of sharpened steel? It's totally absurd how much razor cartridges cost.
Once I was too pissed at the overpricedness of the cartridges I needed, so I bought the cheap brand, they didn't fit, so I ended up trying to shave just holding the cartridge in my hand and rubbing it on my face.
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Fking Soniv, it's not like I could actually say you looked great, you probably wouldn't handle me being nice to you for once anyway.
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what are you shaving with? gillette etc are famous for making their money off the blades
on the other hand, safety razor blades are a bit cheaper
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On April 01 2014 03:33 Alzadar wrote:
Speaking of which, what's the deal with the razor blade cartel charging fifty bucks for a few grams of sharpened steel? It's totally absurd how much razor cartridges cost.
Once I was too pissed at the overpricedness of the cartridges I needed, so I bought the cheap brand, they didn't fit, so I ended up trying to shave just holding the cartridge in my hand and rubbing it on my face.
Cartels are fun.
On April 01 2014 03:34 Alaric wrote:
Fking Soniv, it's not like I could actually say you looked great, you probably wouldn't handle me being nice to you for once anyway.
<3
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On April 01 2014 03:34 Alaric wrote:
Fking Soniv, it's not like I could actually say you looked great, you probably wouldn't handle me being nice to you for once anyway.
soniv only complains he wants to post with nice guys like you, yet but he always ends up posting with the assholes like roffles and sheep who don't respect him
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On April 01 2014 03:41 Slayer91 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2014 03:34 Alaric wrote:
Fking Soniv, it's not like I could actually say you looked great, you probably wouldn't handle me being nice to you for once anyway. soniv only complains he wants to post with nice guys like you, yet but he always ends up posting with the assholes like roffles and sheep who don't respect him
I...wait what?
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If you clean and dry your razor blades after each shave they last a lot longer.
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On April 01 2014 03:46 jcarlsoniv wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2014 03:41 Slayer91 wrote:On April 01 2014 03:34 Alaric wrote:
Fking Soniv, it's not like I could actually say you looked great, you probably wouldn't handle me being nice to you for once anyway. soniv only complains he wants to post with nice guys like you, yet but he always ends up posting with the assholes like roffles and sheep who don't respect him I...wait what?
He's trying to repeat his metaphorical genius from earlier and not hitting the mark as well.
It's okay Teut, not everything can be wraith card.
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it was fucking hilarious
your opinions are bad and you should feel bad
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I picture teut more as a lorewalker cho.
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LOL
i can see the similarities now that you piece it together with hair colour
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