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M2
Profile Joined December 2002
Bulgaria4168 Posts
April 18 2013 08:18 GMT
#8021
Two games yesterday (both rank) - these are actually more funny then real QQ :-))

1) Yorick top is 0:4 to Rumble at minute 7 and only 3rd or 4th dead was with jungle assistance, I mean the jungle cannot even reach top so early, how do you die with yorick 4 times in few minutes 1v1? Anyway our mid nidalee is 0-2 by that time and our jungle is 0-2 as well, so at minute 8 or 9 all 5 of them are bot, we barely manage to survive without dying (good that I have warded dragon + both jungles so they did not manage to surround us properly, turret falls and yorick says: report bot losing turret in 8 minutes :-))))))))))

2) We had Shaco who finished 0/0/0 in 30 minute game 35-20 kills and he was not afk i mean staying at the fountain, he finished lvl 15 with at least 3 complete items + few pieces of another farmed in the jungle)
Knife kitty, night kitty, put you on a slab. Stealthy kitty, hunter kitty, stab stab stab :-)
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
April 18 2013 14:45 GMT
#8022
On April 18 2013 06:24 heartlxp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2013 19:42 Caphe wrote:
I though I was free from Chinese farmers in LOL.But I was wrong!!
So, Chinese server just now imply the new S3 ranking system(2-3 months behind other servers). After one game I was placed in Gold II. The next 3, out of 2 we lost , the other game our team crushed the opponent. The problem here is in all 3 games there are 2 Diamond level players doing elo jobs for the winning team.

I know they exist before, they also exist in other server too, but the amount of them on CN right now is absurb.


elo jobs are something i'll never understand. like in WoW if you buy gold/gear at least it sticks and you can do stuff w/ it. buying a diamond border is just asking to get wrecked for god knows how many games if you're silver/gold

then again, a lotta people in silver/gold think they're diamond and just have bad teammates, so maybe it does make sense in their minds.

Yeah, I cant understand that either. There are alot of talks in Chinese forum that Diamond players that bought their elo are destroying the experience for legit players. Just imagine all the shits that happen you if have an silver level play with Diamond people, lol.
Terran
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 18 2013 18:16 GMT
#8023
i have now lost lane about 30 games in a row and i can't fucking figure out why -_-
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
April 18 2013 22:23 GMT
#8024
There has to be something if you lost 30 games in a row lol..
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Siborg
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia51 Posts
April 18 2013 22:54 GMT
#8025
Bronze I/II.
1 person on the enemy team is fed to bells...like 5/0. kill score is 8/3 to them.1 maybe 2 towers down. Ill be on ADC and just about to finish my core items at 15-20 minutes and usually well above the enemy carry aside from the fed guy. Team hasnt even had a single proper teamfight and if there was one it was pretty even.
20 minute surrender.
Shits me every time.
He looks really angry, I wish I wasnt me but i guess I dont have much of a choice.
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-18 23:15:09
April 18 2013 23:10 GMT
#8026
Ok so after 2 fail promotions to gold IV i get on it again after winning 6 games in a row, playing pretty darn well in all of them carry shit left and right, so in my first promo, get a J4 that feeds kills to kha (who is mid vs me) then goes top and feeds nidale (who is playing vs lux) kha ganks my over extendet bot lane even when i called the mia like 30secs before(i get mid tower mean while), then nidale just snowballs on lux, some how we make some plays and get to late game where we have baron and are pushing their inhibitos towers, so we rotating pretty good we go mid and take the tower, and lux some how manage to die in bot lane... WTF??? they shurely on us and get an ace we losse game....

Second game im cho again this time vs urgot on mid, i get a kinda behind by 20cs, but as the game goes i get even then ahead, at lvl 8 my Lee just runs at urgot and feeds him a kill... and a red... so i have to play passive, red goes away, im ahead of him in cs now and i had my phylo from the start so im pretty good shape, then lee gets next red and procedes to do the exact same shit and feeds him a kill and red... mean while sivir dies like 4 times to ganks from their jungler, we FF at 25min after vlad and tresh rage on lee and sivir.

So just lost my third promo series to gold IV... some times man i just wish i had friends who played LOL to 5man and dont deal with this shit.

4 of the wins to get into this promo i played jungle, then i dont and get some pretty bad junglers... i guess i'll call jungle on my next promo, just to try
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
Dusty
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3359 Posts
April 19 2013 04:35 GMT
#8027
play normals game

sejuani is 0/0/1 at 20 minutes in

keeps ganking with Q only and misses EVERY TIME (I'm vlad and he's Jayce to make things worse). I can only assume this is what happened in the other lanes too. Proceeds to play the victim and that none of it was her fault ._.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-19 05:36:44
April 19 2013 04:45 GMT
#8028
I landed the closet thing to a perfect Rumble ult I've ever landed, my Amumu just had to bandage toss in (or flash in), and then Fiddle could ult to follow it up.

For some inexplicable reason, both the Amumu and the Fiddlesticks backed up like an entire screen (probably because the least valuable person on our team got hit by an Ashe ult), leaving me to go holding my flaccid Rumble ult while I got 1v5ed while the entire enemy team was at half health.

I'm on like a 15 game losing streak and I'm back down to gold 4 after getting to mid-range gold 2, because stuff like this keeps happening. ;.; (ever since that retarded Lux got hit by a Lee Sin q from hell, I can't win a game to save my life).

Next game: silver 2 Shen top refuses to ult our ADC when it would be useful, only uses it for his Akali duo partner. They come bottom a total of 0 times. Calls Cait bad when he could have easily saved her multiple times.
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
April 19 2013 05:31 GMT
#8029
On April 19 2013 13:45 zer0das wrote:
I'm on like a 15 game losing streak and I'm back down to gold 4 after getting to mid-range gold 2, because stuff like this keeps happening. ;.; (ever since that retarded Lux got hit by a Lee Sin q from hell, I can't win a game to save my life).


Hahahaha i remember reading that, that sucks man.

Also for more QQ, i play a game just to wash the taste of my losse in promo, get an afk ez from the start we are doing pretty god 4vs5, were like 10-4 in kills games goes on a littlel and our 1 man down starts getting to bite our asses we end up losing the game ahead in kills and cs....
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
Mensol
Profile Joined September 2012
14536 Posts
April 19 2013 14:50 GMT
#8030
Mordekaiser is such a retarded champion TTTT_TTTT i hate to play against him.
If you don't know what the fuck you are doing, how are your enemies supposed to know what the fuck you are doing. - imaqtpie on NA teams at Worlds.
discator
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany639 Posts
April 19 2013 21:08 GMT
#8031
Why did they nerf akali early Q dmg ;______;

it feels like it does 10 dmg lul
;;
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 20 2013 06:05 GMT
#8032
10/1/9 by the end of the first teamfight, same with our top laner. but our fucking idiot donkey brain monkey shithead zilean support, who has been useless all game, proceeds to make us lose our game because he got caught EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. he would waste his ult on himself every goddamned fight and eventually cost us the game with his absolutely fucking idiotic stupid fucking dipshit idiocy. and then what does he say when the game is over?

"gg 9x report trist"

holyf uck I HOPE YOU DIE IN AN IRON MAIDEN FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SCORPIONS AND ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS VENOMOUS AND DISEASE RIDDEN SCUM THAT CRAWL ON THIS GODFORSAKEN EARTH
greggy
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom1483 Posts
April 20 2013 06:56 GMT
#8033
>keep dcing all game because riot can't keep servers stable for a day, apparently
>same with at least 2/4 on my team and some on the other team
>game still counts
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
April 20 2013 06:57 GMT
#8034
Its so frustrating queuing with friends who are worse/lower level and just not being able to carry. I like to let them play mid top cause thats what they like, but its so hard to snowball correctly and we just lose. Maybe we keep running into smurfs or something but its so difficult to keep a positive attitude and have fun with these guys when they just keep getting shit on and im not good enough/smart enough/its 2am to carry. I just want a fun game.
LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
Cheap0
Profile Joined July 2012
United States540 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-20 06:59:57
April 20 2013 06:59 GMT
#8035
You know the frustrating thing about playing a champion in a non-meta appropriate lane, besides the rage in champ select? It's that you're not allowed to get outplayed. If you lose lane, it's because you troll-picked, not because the opponent just played better than you. Your teammates' beliefs and general bad attitudes regarding your pick get confirmed because they're retarded and can't use their brains.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 20 2013 07:12 GMT
#8036
I want solo que to not have a surrender without UNANIMOUS decisions. I'm tired of being a 3-4 item carry who just finished and item and the team surrenders because the baron is gone when we walk by it. The game isn't over, its never over until they finish attacking the freaking nexus. The part that especially makes me upset is when its your 2nd promotion to gold in 3 days that you've had to grind so hard for and the team does it to you. Twice. In the same promo. It really makes all that work you spent on your friday off worth it.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
April 20 2013 13:50 GMT
#8037
On April 20 2013 15:57 Infundibulum wrote:
Its so frustrating queuing with friends who are worse/lower level and just not being able to carry. I like to let them play mid top cause thats what they like, but its so hard to snowball correctly and we just lose. Maybe we keep running into smurfs or something but its so difficult to keep a positive attitude and have fun with these guys when they just keep getting shit on and im not good enough/smart enough/its 2am to carry. I just want a fun game.


The funnier part of such situations is when you're not invited to the next game because your friends are tired of being facerolled by better players than them. lol
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
oGsTrueSmug
Profile Joined September 2012
England141 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-20 14:10:02
April 20 2013 14:09 GMT
#8038
Silver II on NA, been playing on and off (only around 800 games total) since the beta on NA with 170 ping. Which means I was eligible for a free transfer, yay!
Play one ranked game to get reassigned my league, absolutely stomp with Malzahar... and now I'm Bronze II instead of Silver II.
Thanks, Riot.
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
April 20 2013 15:33 GMT
#8039
Ever since HotS came out I have barely played this game. I don't have many friends into SC, though, so I have been coming back to LoL in the last few days in order to play games with people I know. The sudden switch has confirmed what I already knew, the LoL community sucks.

Now, I know it is true that any community will have the people who suck and the people who are great. TL LoLers tends to be great. But I don't think anyone can deny that LoL has a far greater volume of the people who suck compared to SC. Probably just due to the fact that people suck in general and a lot more people play LoL. It is cursed by its own popularity. Also by the fact that it is so easy and you can type during the game while SC doesn't allow much chatter. Whatever the case, my LoL is probably going to be restricted to playing with friends and playing with everyone muted. It just isn't worth it to spend an hour or two a day reading comments from people who I would never hang out with in real life.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 20 2013 17:52 GMT
#8040
Guess with Zac KDA was against Elise

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Stupid spider tits
It's your boy Guzma!
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