Dumb standard Riven red elixir all-in at 6, 'k. I'll just take my farm at the tower while she looks silly. Nope, premade jungler initiates on her with ~8 creeps including a siege minion against her. Double kill. Kills my lane without redeem possible.:/

TSBspartacus

England1046 Posts

April 13 2013 23:03 GMT

#7982

Fucking get to my promo series, huge win streak, all going well.
AFK two games in a row. Irelia went afk at lvl 2 because she needed a shit. seriously. We were 4v5 for 20 minutes since irelia didn't know how to read his bowel movements. Then the next game cassio feeds zed first blood, as I am getting super fed on varus and then goes AFK for the rest of the game. These stupid fucking idiots who afk ruin games, and I'm so pissed when I lose a game we would easily have won but its 4v5 so they eventually wear us down.

sob3k

United States7572 Posts

April 14 2013 00:10 GMT

#7983

for fucks sake support sometimes

supporting Ad's who dont know how to auto attack, i just lay my head down on the desk and take a nap during laning

you're cait, why are you getting autoed by thresh and not landing anything in return, are you fucking serious, I just Nami E'd you

so goddamn boring playing with terrible AD's, absolutely nothing for a responsive support to do in lane

Bulgaria4096 Posts

April 14 2013 10:13 GMT

#7984

You can't imagine what I have witnessed, you can try but you won't be able. Ranked game Silver 1 division, so nothing special but you dont expect retard extreme promo. We are purple, I am 1st pick and ask for support (my main) 2nd pick asks for jungle, 4th for adc (3rd and 5th silent) I am discussing with the adc and we go for Varus Leona combo, so I pick leona, 2nd pick takes nocturne then 3rd pick takes blitzcrank and locks and we are wtf 2nd support? we ask him he doesnt response, we start discussing blitz mid AP but still he doest say anything, then, 4th takes varus, while we still try to make blitz speaks our last pick also doesnt response, time passes and 2 secs before his time is off he picks ...... guess... Sonaaaaaa yey. Game starts and 1st line is from blitz: whats going on guys? why sona in the game when I already took support? I ask him why u pick blitz when i already took support? and he is really? i did not see I saw blitz free and thought should take him to support he is op u know and then i went afk waiting for the game to start and then sona says: yeaah I saw I am last pick, knew that i ll have to support so I went afk until the last moment and took Sona....needless to say we lost

) actually we put up a fight but at the end we had only one damage maker no chance

eParadox

Canada132 Posts

April 14 2013 19:20 GMT

#7985

This master yi goes throws the game and afks because someone took his penta kill even though he going to die if we didn't help him... like what the fuck

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 14 2013 20:40 GMT

#7986

Gold 5 again, someday I'll play well and so will the rest of my team.

NeoIllusions

United States37500 Posts

April 14 2013 20:46 GMT

#7987

On April 14 2013 07:45 Alaric wrote:
Dumb standard Riven red elixir all-in at 6, 'k. I'll just take my farm at the tower while she looks silly. Nope, premade jungler initiates on her with ~8 creeps including a siege minion against her. Double kill. Kills my lane without redeem possible.:/

Need better friends. :\

Djin)ftw(

Germany3357 Posts

April 14 2013 21:12 GMT

#7988

On April 14 2013 19:13 M2 wrote:
You can't imagine what I have witnessed, you can try but you won't be able. Ranked game Silver 1 division, so nothing special but you dont expect retard extreme promo. We are purple, I am 1st pick and ask for support (my main) 2nd pick asks for jungle, 4th for adc (3rd and 5th silent) I am discussing with the adc and we go for Varus Leona combo, so I pick leona, 2nd pick takes nocturne then 3rd pick takes blitzcrank and locks and we are wtf 2nd support? we ask him he doesnt response, we start discussing blitz mid AP but still he doest say anything, then, 4th takes varus, while we still try to make blitz speaks our last pick also doesnt response, time passes and 2 secs before his time is off he picks ...... guess... Sonaaaaaa yey. Game starts and 1st line is from blitz: whats going on guys? why sona in the game when I already took support? I ask him why u pick blitz when i already took support? and he is really? i did not see I saw blitz free and thought should take him to support he is op u know and then i went afk waiting for the game to start and then sona says: yeaah I saw I am last pick, knew that i ll have to support so I went afk until the last moment and took Sona....needless to say we lost

) actually we put up a fight but at the end we had only one damage maker no chance

for real? roflmao xD

oGsTrueSmug

England141 Posts

April 14 2013 22:01 GMT

#7989

Man, fuck Zed. Energy-based AD caster with huge harass potential that can be used for safe farm and decent wave clear? What were Riot thinking?

sylverfyre

United States8298 Posts

April 14 2013 22:08 GMT

#7990

I dunno, zed's the only energy based character where I constantly feel the limitations of energy. Except for "Shen when I whiffed my taunt." i guess.

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 14 2013 23:04 GMT

#7991

I've lost so many games today, I'm not playing to win anymore. Playing simply because I'm bored.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 15 2013 02:54 GMT

#7992

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Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 15 2013 03:26 GMT

#7993

I don't know how to carry anymore. I'm on a 9 loss streak and have played poorly in exactly 1 of them where I lost top to Darius as Xin. I can't even carry as a fed jungle nasus because my bot lane and mid lane feed so fucking bad. I son't know how an ahri dies to an Udyr gank...oh that's right she didn't buy wards...ever. I don't know how every time I jungle My lanes get absolutely raped 1v1 no matter how much i try and babysit them or every time I play a lane I get camped an the rest of my team loses 4v4. Some people in Silver 1 to Gold 3 are uncarryable to put it politely.

Edit: 10 games...Sona thinks it's funny to take cs and not use ults during team fights. Gotta love this game.

upperbound

United States2300 Posts

April 15 2013 14:56 GMT

#7994

I gotta say... I know the League Point system balances out eventually, but that doesn't mean it's not extremely frustrating to win 5 games in a row, go from 88 to 96 LP, lose 1 game and go back to 88, then win 5 more games to get to the same number. Division I too stronk for me.

sylverfyre

United States8298 Posts

April 15 2013 19:23 GMT

#7995

Dear mister soloqueue Chogath,

Do not dive the 1-3-1 ezreal. Please instead, use your silence and maybe even your knockup/feast on the 18-1-X fizz so me, your AD carry, does not instantly die despite buying a negatron and our Sona using Exhaust/Crescendo on him. Ezreal will just kite you while Fizz kills me, then he will turn around and kill you too. Realize that their Fizz is the only one on their team with more than 1 kill. If he dies, their team no longer does damage and we basically automatically win.

Sincerely,
Twitch

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

April 15 2013 19:28 GMT

#7996

Someone told me to "Gtfo" for picking Taric in a normal game (when no one had picked a suppport) and left almost immediately after that.

I'm not sure whether to put this in the QQ thread or the Locicero thread. 0 to troll in 5 seconds flat.

OmegaKnetus

Germany431 Posts

April 15 2013 20:05 GMT

#7997

I hate soloqueue matchmaking: One game you get the most retarded teammates and lose at 5 minutes and next game you just face roll your opponents with ridiculous scores like 40-11. But it's never ever an even match, maybe once in 30 games.
They should try to improve it somehow

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 15 2013 20:38 GMT

#7998

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KovuTalli

United Kingdom325 Posts

April 15 2013 20:55 GMT

#7999

On April 15 2013 23:56 upperbound wrote:
I gotta say... I know the League Point system balances out eventually, but that doesn't mean it's not extremely frustrating to win 5 games in a row, go from 88 to 96 LP, lose 1 game and go back to 88, then win 5 more games to get to the same number. Division I too stronk for me.

This, exactly fucking this. I get to 90 to 97 points so many times, get an idiot in my next game and drop to say 75, then have to grind back up and oh guess what? Another fucking troll/afk/feeder/whatever. I wouldn't care but generally I win my lane/get top or bot fed and still someone get that one idiot mid who wants to chase one guy in to their jungle when 3 of their team are missing and wonders why they die - then repeats to do the same fucking thing again and again and again even after being told "hey, stop fucking chasing dumb kills, look at your minimap and use one braincell" At least I say it nice at first "Hey, stop chasing you don't have to, if they aren't in lane/farming jungle/able to gank, you or the whole team are ahead".

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 15 2013 23:52 GMT

#8000

I swear to fucking god. I get the most handicapped players on my team. I literally went 9/1 bot lane. took two towers, rotated mid, took towers, took two dragons solo, and we still lost because chogath somehow dies 8 times because he constantly gets caught by himself, Mundo dies 10 times. 10! as mundo. Seriously I wish I didn't have the mentally handicapped on my team every time I carry the shit out of a game. Ez finished the game with IE, IBG and bortk while I was full build. can't fathom the lack of mental capacity you have to have as a mid, top, and jungler to throw such an easy win away.