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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46422 Posts
July 03 2015 18:28 GMT
#1161
On July 04 2015 03:22 WTCO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


Would that be Nightend?


Yeah but I'm not part vampire.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:28 GMT
#1162
On July 04 2015 03:28 Pontius Pirate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:27 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.

Do they call it wodka there?

yes
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Alchemik
Profile Joined March 2014
Poland7124 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1163
On July 04 2015 03:28 Pontius Pirate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:27 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.

Do they call it wodka there?

wódka
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1164
On July 04 2015 03:28 Pontius Pirate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:27 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.

Do they call it wodka there?

wódka


LilBow getting played
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1165
On July 04 2015 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:22 WTCO wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


Would that be Nightend?


Yeah but I'm not part vampire.

Worse. Italian.
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46422 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1166
On July 04 2015 03:24 Ej_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
[quote]
Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math

you thought we talked about mayo, but it was actually just 2 pies


I love what has happened here.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1167
this pvz needs to get frencher
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:29 GMT
#1168
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
HEADD
Profile Joined June 2014
Czech Republic611 Posts
July 03 2015 18:30 GMT
#1169
Drunk scarlett this will be interesting
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:30 GMT
#1170
On July 04 2015 03:29 Ej_ wrote:
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series

D O T A B O Y S
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Alchemik
Profile Joined March 2014
Poland7124 Posts
July 03 2015 18:30 GMT
#1171
On July 04 2015 03:29 Ej_ wrote:
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series

we already know the outcome, why even bother
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
July 03 2015 18:30 GMT
#1172
On July 04 2015 03:29 Ej_ wrote:
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series

"UK vs. Poland grudge match."
kiss kiss fall in love
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46422 Posts
July 03 2015 18:30 GMT
#1173
On July 04 2015 03:26 IntoTheheart wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:24 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less


you sound like a cool teacher. and you post in LR threads so you are a winner at life.


Summer vacation = Time to increase post count

You already broke 30k, what else is there in posting that could please you?


I guess my next milestone will be 31415, right? Approximately, anyways...
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1174
On July 04 2015 03:30 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:29 Ej_ wrote:
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series

D O T A B O Y S

Any Finn wants to replace GumBa?
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
Pontius Pirate
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United States1557 Posts
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1175
On July 04 2015 03:29 Alchemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:28 Pontius Pirate wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:27 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
[quote]
there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.

Do they call it wodka there?

wódka

Gosh, that's like twice as many Vs!
"I had to close the door so my parents wouldn't judge me." - ZombieGrub during the ShitfaceTradeTV stream
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46422 Posts
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1176
On July 04 2015 03:29 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 WTCO wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


Would that be Nightend?


Yeah but I'm not part vampire.

Worse. Italian.


I thought everyone absolutely loves Cloud though?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1177
On July 04 2015 03:31 Ej_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:30 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:29 Ej_ wrote:
gumba and alchemik, you hould play your LRSL series

D O T A B O Y S

Any Finn wants to replace GumBa?

I will play baby chill
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97277 Posts
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1178
Welmu lost to Hyun? I thought he was good :/
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Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-03 18:32:10
July 03 2015 18:31 GMT
#1179
On July 04 2015 03:31 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:29 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 WTCO wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
[quote]
Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


Would that be Nightend?


Yeah but I'm not part vampire.

Worse. Italian.


I thought everyone absolutely loves Cloud though?


I don't
WTCO
Profile Joined September 2013
United States646 Posts
July 03 2015 18:32 GMT
#1180
On July 04 2015 03:31 Shellshock wrote:
Welmu lost to Hyun? I thought he was good :/


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