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Pontius Pirate
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United States1557 Posts
July 03 2015 18:19 GMT
#1121
On July 04 2015 03:07 GumBa wrote:
Neckbeard and Fedora on stream looooooool

I decided to drink for that.
"I had to close the door so my parents wouldn't judge me." - ZombieGrub during the ShitfaceTradeTV stream
dazed25
Profile Joined August 2014
3566 Posts
July 03 2015 18:19 GMT
#1122
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less


you sound like a cool teacher. and you post in LR threads so you are a winner at life.
Zest, Rain, Life, Stats, Flash, PartinG, herO
dazed25
Profile Joined August 2014
3566 Posts
July 03 2015 18:20 GMT
#1123
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


then maybe you would not have confused calculus with geometry. haaaaaaayooooooo
Zest, Rain, Life, Stats, Flash, PartinG, herO
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:21 GMT
#1124
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

so you actually cared a lot?
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-03 18:21:42
July 03 2015 18:21 GMT
#1125
On July 04 2015 03:20 dazed25 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


then maybe you would not have confused calculus with geometry. haaaaaaayooooooo

So many shots fired at GumBa today. First the neckbeard fedora, and now this.

Keep 'em coming.
kiss kiss fall in love
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:21 GMT
#1126
On July 04 2015 03:20 dazed25 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


then maybe you would not have confused calculus with geometry. haaaaaaayooooooo

I just threw out math buzzwords
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44318 Posts
July 03 2015 18:21 GMT
#1127
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

My brother worked at a Coldstone for a year. As a result, I gained 10 pounds.


sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 03 2015 18:21 GMT
#1128
On July 04 2015 03:21 IntoTheheart wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:20 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


then maybe you would not have confused calculus with geometry. haaaaaaayooooooo

So many shots fired at GumBa today. First the neckbeard fedora, and now this.


I think I burned him before that too : )
Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
July 03 2015 18:22 GMT
#1129
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.

Do you leave the class early ?
Former SC2 writer for Millenium - twitter.com/Boucot
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 03 2015 18:22 GMT
#1130
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


That sounds.. nice.
WTCO
Profile Joined September 2013
United States646 Posts
July 03 2015 18:22 GMT
#1131
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


Would that be Nightend?
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:22 GMT
#1132
On July 04 2015 03:21 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:21 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:20 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
[quote]
Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


then maybe you would not have confused calculus with geometry. haaaaaaayooooooo

So many shots fired at GumBa today. First the neckbeard fedora, and now this.


I think I burned him before that too : )

I'm riddled like a swiss cheese here.
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44318 Posts
July 03 2015 18:22 GMT
#1133
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
dazed25
Profile Joined August 2014
3566 Posts
July 03 2015 18:23 GMT
#1134
On July 04 2015 03:22 Boucot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.

Do you leave the class early ?


possibly complain about hearing noise from the class next door.
Zest, Rain, Life, Stats, Flash, PartinG, herO
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:23 GMT
#1135
On July 04 2015 03:22 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.


That sounds.. nice.

Angry autistic manchild?
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Alchemik
Profile Joined March 2014
Poland7124 Posts
July 03 2015 18:23 GMT
#1136
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:51 dazed25 wrote:
fuck im so hungry. i feel like getting some coldstone


My brother worked at a Coldstone for a year. As a result, I gained 10 pounds.


sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:23 GMT
#1137
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
July 03 2015 18:23 GMT
#1138
luckily tire irons aren't allowed in school
Neosteel Enthusiast
dazed25
Profile Joined August 2014
3566 Posts
July 03 2015 18:24 GMT
#1139
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
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On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

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Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math


NOW THATS GEOMETRY! *SHAKES FIST*
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On July 04 2015 03:23 FueledUpAndReadyToGo wrote:
luckily tire irons aren't allowed in school

I don't think anyone here is from Liverpool, so does that really matter?
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