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Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:24 GMT
#1141
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math

you thought we talked about mayo, but it was actually just 2 pies
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:24 GMT
#1142
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

My brother worked at a Coldstone for a year. As a result, I gained 10 pounds.


sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:24 GMT
#1143
On July 04 2015 03:24 Ej_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
[quote]
Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math

you thought we talked about mayo, but it was actually just 2 pies

And now we found the root of it all
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
July 03 2015 18:24 GMT
#1144
On July 04 2015 03:19 dazed25 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less


you sound like a cool teacher. and you post in LR threads so you are a winner at life.


Summer vacation = Time to increase post count
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
dazed25
Profile Joined August 2014
3566 Posts
July 03 2015 18:25 GMT
#1145
i feel like we might have peaked with the PartinG cast. we need stephano+PartinG!
Zest, Rain, Life, Stats, Flash, PartinG, herO
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 03 2015 18:25 GMT
#1146
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:24 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math

you thought we talked about mayo, but it was actually just 2 pies

And now we found the root of it all


oh god
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
July 03 2015 18:25 GMT
#1147
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

One of the many reasons I'm super okay with people firing shots at you. You at least return fire, so it's not QUITE cyberbullying. :D
kiss kiss fall in love
Alchemik
Profile Joined March 2014
Poland7124 Posts
July 03 2015 18:25 GMT
#1148
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 02:56 dazed25 wrote:
[quote]

sooo good. a store opened up pretty much 5 minutes away from where i live. i've been pigging out like crazy last 2 weeks.so far so good but i'm afraid of exactly that since i'm going to a beach resort in a week.


Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
July 03 2015 18:26 GMT
#1149
On July 04 2015 03:25 dazed25 wrote:
i feel like we might have peaked with the PartinG cast. we need stephano+PartinG!

But Stephano is gonna win the tournament
Neosteel Enthusiast
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
July 03 2015 18:26 GMT
#1150
On July 04 2015 03:24 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:19 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less


you sound like a cool teacher. and you post in LR threads so you are a winner at life.


Summer vacation = Time to increase post count

You already broke 30k, what else is there in posting that could please you?
kiss kiss fall in love
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:26 GMT
#1151
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
July 03 2015 18:26 GMT
#1152
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:27 GMT
#1153
On July 04 2015 03:25 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:22 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
[quote]
So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

Where the fuck where you as my math teacher?


Eating ketchup, barbecue sauce, and mayo.

+ Show Spoiler +
Annnd now we've come full circle

Circles hmmmmmmm I see what you did there mister math

you thought we talked about mayo, but it was actually just 2 pies

And now we found the root of it all


oh god

To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Alchemik
Profile Joined March 2014
Poland7124 Posts
July 03 2015 18:27 GMT
#1154
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
[quote]
Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

well I mean you're technically english, so you definitely should love us
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
July 03 2015 18:27 GMT
#1155
On July 04 2015 03:21 Ej_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less

so you actually cared a lot?


Indeed, I do. That's my job, as far as I'm concerned. I was actually surprised that my students' evaluations of me included things like "This professor actually gives a shit about us- that's awesome." I don't think they cursed though.

+ Show Spoiler +
You thought you got me with the Could Care Less vs. Couldn't Care Less?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 03 2015 18:27 GMT
#1156
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
July 03 2015 18:27 GMT
#1157
On July 04 2015 03:26 IntoTheheart wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:24 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:19 dazed25 wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.

They are laugh at you not with you


As long as they learn the math and stay awake, I could care less


you sound like a cool teacher. and you post in LR threads so you are a winner at life.


Summer vacation = Time to increase post count

You already broke 30k, what else is there in posting that could please you?

He could go for 31415 and retire
Neosteel Enthusiast
Noonius
Profile Joined April 2012
Estonia17413 Posts
July 03 2015 18:28 GMT
#1158
TLO getting drones, so creative
Terran forever | Maru hater forever
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
July 03 2015 18:28 GMT
#1159
On July 04 2015 03:22 Boucot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 Heartland wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 IntoTheheart wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:01 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[quote]

Correction: I got 10 pounds sexier.

Curves are sexy


I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your second derivative, so I could explore your concavities

Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

So are groans better than laughs if you're a math teacher?


I'd far prefer students groaning at my jokes than at how hard the problems are. Apparently, my students find me entertaining though.


students are stupid and easy to impress, as long as you just have a bit of charm, timing and a good memory for jokes you can reuse in class


Well in terms of charm, I'm somewhere between IdrA and Naniwa.

Do you leave the class early ?


When I ragequit halfway through the lesson, my students enjoy it. Done early!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Pontius Pirate
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United States1557 Posts
July 03 2015 18:28 GMT
#1160
On July 04 2015 03:27 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 03:26 Ej_ wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:26 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:25 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:24 GumBa wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:23 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:07 Alchemik wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:06 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 04 2015 03:04 Elentos wrote:
[quote]
Haha, math jokes.


I've got wayyy too many As a math teacher, you tend to accumulate them over the years and never stop telling the bad ones.

there are good math jokes?


I know some really good Polish jokes.

gogo

According to Thoorin your country

http://esportsexpress.com/2014/10/poland-forgives-thorin/

esex is great
+ Show Spoiler +

i like poland btw

ofc you do, Germans even built us a highway

I like drinking vodka with my polish friends, One of the fastest ways to get hammered.

Do they call it wodka there?
"I had to close the door so my parents wouldn't judge me." - ZombieGrub during the ShitfaceTradeTV stream
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