EPTA gathering of the 15 wealthiest, most powerful key players of Liquidia and Shapelog is taking place in a secret conference topic.
The mood is mostly cheerful with no shortage of embedded videos, gifs and pictures; and while the majority consists of old-time public figures familiar with each other to say the least, colloquially conversing, some have mostly or completely acted from the shadows.
Their coming forward is a premiere, an invitation for the former to associate a name with the resonating influence they must have felt.
They celebrate the third anniversary of The Act, the ratification of the protocol which made power and wealth quantifiable in the first place.
Damdred and Race Bannon remember the times of unrest that spawned its proclamation well, for it was the former's outcry for stability and prosperity and the latter's pragmatic ideas and rhetoric which changed not so much the face of the mafia subforum as its framework parameters considerably, to include among other things the concept of money.
The former bursts with extacy-expressing posts, the latter hasn't written a word.
Damdred: Hey everyone look who's finally here
Damdred: Koshiii you old fart. You grumpy bear I LOVE YOU!!! <3
Damdred: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTEEED HAHAA
Suddenly an unforseen turn of events unfolds.
Race Bannon: The party is over
Race Bannon: This has been a failed experiment from the start and now I'm officially aborting it! I have gathered you here to announce that this is the end of the line. Circulation of ß as a currency will cease and all accounts and assets will be terminated.
Damdred: -_-*
Race Bannon: How could we have been so blind, that we didn't recognize what this would do to the community, the corruption of our games. We take cheating for granted. There's nothing we can do about it to repair it now, but I REFUSE to celebrate it!
Damdred: *sigh*
Race Bannon: Among those present here are the creme de la creme of cheats, who have it down to a fine art .. the rest of you simply adapted to the situation. You wouldn't stop the racketeering if you could
Race Bannon: It's time to grab you fuckers by the balls and rip out the root of evil. I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice.
Damdred: wait for it
Race Bannon: I just wish we would've quarantined this Diquidia and its tainted influence away to isolated, designated threads. Clone a virgin Liquidia, seed it with The Act and let it evolve to fruition with bragons and ®league and rantQT BUT WITHOUT GAMBLING on game outcome and player alignment during silent N1, persistent §killsets from having played games as scum PR and § to ß laundering
Damdred: wait for iiit..
Race Bannon: what on earth were we thinking Damdred?! 48h cycles and instant majority.. as if to get on with it already
Damdred: hey if you know the outcome why stretch it, amirite? Look, no offense but the paradigm has shifted. This is bigger than it has ever been, more complex and intricate interactions is what you wanted. So what if there's the occasional match-fixing to feed the open market. It's realism in ways we couldn't have dreamt of, forget about it! You of all people rb should know better than to go holier-than-thou on us, Mr. Race Attorney. Those role blocker §kills came in handy, you have more ß than the rest of us combined
Race Bannon: But we let it run wild, now we ave to face the consequences and bury this beast and start anew before it's too late, before all credibility in the fairness of TL mafia is lost. I won't blow the whistle and go public with this yet, but if I hear of any more bs going on I'm pulling the plug on this cesspool.
P-EDIT you and your speakeasy contact network of degenerates are the only ones feeding on it. I never should have passed the torch to you let alone stand idly by as you permanently kept the position of trustee for yourself.
He types "#backtothegoodolddays Good night gentlemen!", clicks send and a message appears stating he may only PM staff and never post here again.
Damdred: aand, he's gone.
Upon refreshing, the attendants of the meeting notice: a nuke icon preceding his name has taken the place of the battlecruiser.
Damdred: Well I'm glad that went smoothly
Damdred: Apparently our beloved ®eserve governor has been withholding information about his true identity and history on this site, or not, who cares. Fact is your pal damy entertains good relations with a moderator. Yes, fear me.
Damdred: What to do with this massive vacuum? I know, let's play some good old and fair mafia; a prerogative in scarce supply nowadays it's true.
I've been rolecop so many times I know each and everyone of you and your noble and dirty little secrets enough to generate the perfectly fitting setup and role distribution
Damdred: To make it a little more interesting and since this will pretty much lay bare your cards it's clear that the members of the losing faction will have to be disposed of, exiled from our community. I, as your host and trusted bookie, will fill the recent vacancy for the position of governor and take 20% of the ß π , while the winner folk can split up the rest among themselves. Now if any of you sons of bitches
Damdred: + Show Spoiler [Got anything else to say] +
Shapelog: /cohost
Damdred: alrighty .. game thread will be up shortly. Here's to a new chapter in the saga!
The mood lightens and the celebration regains its vigor as if nothing had happened.
Race Bannon, the Reserve Banker, was nuked on N0.
(By race)
Game on
