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Apparently I need to put up a disclaimer.
This is in no way intending to reinforce stereotypes about any race. All people of all races are equally capable of anything. The only purpose of this game is to point out the absurdities of the people who believe in the race conflict and to make fun of people who perpetuate these types of stereotypes. I am not a racist: I am an equal opportunity discriminator. If this pisses off enough people, I have done my job will rename everything to be more politically correct.
If I see anybody using any racial slurs in this game, I will perma ban them and will specifically request a TL ban as well. This is serious-just because this game makes fun of racism does not mean it is tolerable to be a racist.
![[image loading]](http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3594-1.jpg)
They left me for dead in the ocean. I remember the water that surged all around me. It was cold. So cold. Couldn’t breathe.
Saved by a dolphin. Found some driftwood. Floated for God knows how long. Kept floating. Still floating. Ate the few fish that I found. Landed on an island.
Worked for 3 months on that island. Saved up enough food, built a raft. I went mad for a bit, then I got bored of that. Set sail one day.
Went blind during the storm. Volcanic eruption threw me off course. Landed on a beach. Smelt the soil. The soil of home.
Lay there as the tide crept in. Stared into the water.
Noticed something odd about the image. Looked a bit closer.
I was black.
After having been kidnapped and nearly killed by a group of unknown assailants while in the middle of running my previous game, I have returned. And I’m here to make things right. To deliver justice.
Victory Conditions: White people win by outnumbering the black people by 2:1. Black people win by eliminating the Man and outnumbering the white people by more than 2:1.
Voting: There are two vote cycles-Day and Night. You may only vote for one cycle per day/night. You may alternate voting (i.e. vote Day 1, vote Night 2, vote Day 3) but may not vote on the same day/night cycle (vote Day 1, vote Night 1). White People-Anyone who chooses to vote during the day time may do so. Only votes from White People and other races will count, although your vote will still appear on the Vote Count list. Black People-Anyone who chooses to vote during the night time may do so. Only votes from Black People and other races will count, although your vote will still appear on the Vote Count list. Votes will occur in the voting thread.
There are also night actions. These take place only at Night.
Unless otherwise declared, there are no night kills.
Roles:
All roles may or may not be in the game.
White People:
![[image loading]](http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2008/02/27/PH2008022702958.jpg) The Man-You are everything that we stand against. You are the epitome of evil. You have subjugated us for far too long. You need to be taken down before we can even speak of victory. You can manipulate the courts to your own liking, to get yourself or anyone you want off the hook (i.e. can’t be arrested, can pardon arrests every day). You also are protected by guards, although you don't know who it is.
![[image loading]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o59km78giWk/TT9zuTtKpvI/AAAAAAAAHkw/v__Q4Vk74Ac/s400/Secret-Service.1.jpg) Man in Black that Isn’t Black-Protects the man. Must be killed before the Man can be killed. You do not know the identity of the Man.
![[image loading]](http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/wp-content/gallery/conservatives/sarah-palin.jpg) Combat Maid-May choose to protect one person a night besides herself. If they are attacked, the attacker is slain instead.
![[image loading]](http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/undercover_brother/_group_photos/denise_richards2.jpg) White SheDevil-May convert one person every night to be white. If she tries to convert a white person, she catches a veneral disease and must wait another night before trying again.
![[image loading]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/09/article-1293295-0A602793000005DC-810_634x438.jpg) The Police-May be Black or White. Have the power to investigate people to find out their night action’s target, or to stakeout somebody else (tracker and/or watcher). Black police do not know fellow Black people, but all Police officers know each other.
![[image loading]](http://www.europeanhitradio.lt/get.php?i.121720) Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeon. May change the race of anybody, including himself. Changing someone to Black will cause him to win with the Blacks, and so on.
![[image loading]](http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/97a45-redneck.jpg) Redneck-Has a gun. Can shoot someone once at night.
![[image loading]](http://lolrating.com/images/originals/6.jpg) White Supremacist: White people must eliminate all of them to win. Wins when all non-White players have been arrested/killed, and are still alive.
![[image loading]](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2493/4045291994_5b5ccf2df4.jpg) Hedge Fund Son: Is White, but wins with the Black people. Counts as White for all other purposes.
![[image loading]](http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/02/500x_looters.jpg) Person that’s just Trying to Survive: Once, you may target a player and steal their role, if they have one. You are still White.
![[image loading]](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pgbJwDJVvRI/TN6JGQ4tURI/AAAAAAAAAfg/6x47l6U_oaI/s1600/bush_shrug2.jpg) George Bush: You are White, but you honestly don’t care who wins as long as you survive. After all, you don’t care about Black people.
Black People:
![[image loading]](http://football.ugo.com/images/players-turned-actors/fred-williamson.jpg) Black Celebrity: Is immune to a day lynch, because that’s racist. The second time he fucks up though he’s done. See: Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson…
![[image loading]](http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michael-vick-r_0.jpg) (YES I KNOW HE PLAYS FOOTBALL) NBA Star: May give money to a player, allowing him to use two night actions in one turn.
![[image loading]](http://thefabempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rev-al-sharpton2.jpg) Civil Rights Leader: If arrested/killed, may have target player killed.
![[image loading]](http://www.chicagodefender.com/imgs/hed/art2722widea.jpg) Creepy Guy on the Bus: Allows you to bother a person on the bus ride home. If they are White, you inhibit their night action, if they have one.
![[image loading]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/58500/Samuel-Jackson--58593.jpg) Black Superman: You are immune to night killings. In addition, if White SheDevil targets you, she joins your side (i.e. wins with the Blacks), although she remains White.
![[image loading]](http://im.in.com/connect/images/profile/dec2009/Tiger_Woods_300.jpg) Mixed: You appear as White to Black people and as Black to White people. You win with the Blacks.
![[image loading]](http://www.willisms.com/archives/kanyewest.gif) Looter: Once during the game, you may target a player, and if they have a role, you steal their ability. You will always be considered Black.
![[image loading]](http://newsone.com/files/2009/12/bigstockphoto_Business_Man_In_Black_Suit_640491.jpg) Grew Up in Rich White Neighborhood: You don’t understand what it’s like to be Black. You win with the White people, but you are Black.
![[image loading]](http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/LBS1/giants-black.jpg) Man in Black that IS Black: You may protect one person every night. If they are attacked, both you and the attacker will be shot.
![[image loading]](http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eminem-drug.jpg) Rap Artist: You may, once per night, sell rap to a player, turning them Black. If they are Black already, they will refuse to pay for your poor quality music, thus making you work at your part-time job, preventing you from making another album for a night.
Others:
![[image loading]](http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/secondhelpings/uploaded_images/yongstore-770369.jpg) Asian Grocer: You may redirect abilities targeting anyone (including yourself) to anyone else. Your job is to survive. You will be considered as target a person for tracking/watching purposes.
![[image loading]](http://riverlandinghenderson.homestead.com/RazorWireJumper.jpg) Fence Jumper: You may not be killed as you can escape, only arrested (by the INS). You win if you survive until the end of the game.
![[image loading]](http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/twn_up_fls/arab%20american%20soldiers.jpg) Person Most Likely to be stopped at a “Randomly Selected Security Checkpoint”: If you are arrested/would be killed, you may instead “lose it” and suicide bomb someone the next night, taking out that person and anyone visiting him/her. Does not work on the Man, unless his bodyguard is down. You win as long as the Whites do not win.
Notes: You don’t know how many of each side there are. Hell, you don’t even know who’s the “mafia” and who’s the “town.”
Sign Ups Begin Below. Requesting helpers to ensure I don't ditch the game like I did last time.un
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Sign Ups Below!
1. Kenpachi 2. GGQ 3. LunarDestiny 4. LSB 5. seraph 6. bumatlarge 7. ilovejonn 8. annul 9. Jackal58 10. Originalname 11.
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yo wtf LOL this game looks pretty fun though
/in
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WTF this is so racist in so many ways.
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On February 08 2011 14:59 darmousseh wrote: WTF this is so racist in so many ways. have you never watched a blaxploitation film before
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Black peoples win condition is to eliminate the man lmfao..
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/in
Didn't read. Just know CALLER'S GAME=OMGWTFBBQ
Also, let's finish this game.
EDIT: This is a real game right?
EDIT2: Quiting every game to focus on this shit.
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On February 08 2011 14:59 darmousseh wrote: WTF this is so racist in so many ways. Yeah I'm actually a little offended by this one. Caller you've sunk to a new low....
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On February 08 2011 15:15 Qatol wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 14:59 darmousseh wrote: WTF this is so racist in so many ways. Yeah I'm actually a little offended by this one. Caller you've sunk to a new low.... watching blaxploitation films in class messes you up a little bit on the inside
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On February 08 2011 15:51 Caller wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 15:15 Qatol wrote:On February 08 2011 14:59 darmousseh wrote: WTF this is so racist in so many ways. Yeah I'm actually a little offended by this one. Caller you've sunk to a new low.... watching blaxploitation films in class messes you up a little bit on the inside
lol what class is this?
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On February 08 2011 15:58 darmousseh wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 15:51 Caller wrote:On February 08 2011 15:15 Qatol wrote:On February 08 2011 14:59 darmousseh wrote: WTF this is so racist in so many ways. Yeah I'm actually a little offended by this one. Caller you've sunk to a new low.... watching blaxploitation films in class messes you up a little bit on the inside lol what class is this? well, not really a class, more like a "blaxploitation film" for a club that our sociology teacher told us to go watch
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Did you check with the TL mods if you could do this?
Hope Ace joins
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i love how caller is making a game about black stereotypes. it makes perfect sense, really. observe what will happen.
caller's phase change posts will ALWAYS BE LATE!
edit: and by late i mean like 5 days late, not kidding
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fuck it. i havent played mafia in forever.
![[image loading]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZzUgjhRdNC8/SylBABGLlDI/AAAAAAAAAxE/4yFwFehk5WE/s400/nagger.jpg)
/in !
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/In I wanna stick it to the man.
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Lol @ blue eyes white supremacist.
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Oh god this made me rofl so hard... But, don't you think it's kinda shitting on foolishness (active game list manager) and other hosts to just start your own game right in the middle of everything? Especially seeing how people are dropping the games on the active mafia list to join this one?
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Let me make a prediction: this thread will spend half of its game time wadding through mod inactivity.
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this game needs a co host
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On February 09 2011 02:26 aidnai wrote: Oh god this made me rofl so hard... But, don't you think it's kinda shitting on foolishness (active game list manager) and other hosts to just start your own game right in the middle of everything? Especially seeing how people are dropping the games on the active mafia list to join this one? i always pull this shit
signups updated
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How many players are you going for?
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On February 09 2011 06:30 Coagulation wrote: this game needs a co host
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/in defs . I woulda tried cohosting but bad choice for a starter I think.
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On February 09 2011 02:26 aidnai wrote: Oh god this made me rofl so hard... But, don't you think it's kinda shitting on foolishness (active game list manager) and other hosts to just start your own game right in the middle of everything? Especially seeing how people are dropping the games on the active mafia list to join this one? Yeah, unfortunate reality is that caller is the sole exception to the rules regarding this. It's just easier to let him be until it becomes a problem (whenever that may be).
But that said, there can probably be exceptions to playing in multiple games with this. At least for me I'd be okay with someone playing in multiple games if one of them is this game (but host gets final word on this point). Of course, as long as activity isn't an issue I don't see any reason why someone has to "drop" out of other games to play this.
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On February 09 2011 08:23 Foolishness wrote:Show nested quote +On February 09 2011 02:26 aidnai wrote: Oh god this made me rofl so hard... But, don't you think it's kinda shitting on foolishness (active game list manager) and other hosts to just start your own game right in the middle of everything? Especially seeing how people are dropping the games on the active mafia list to join this one? Yeah, unfortunate reality is that caller is the sole exception to the rules regarding this. It's just easier to let him be until it becomes a problem (whenever that may be). But that said, there can probably be exceptions to playing in multiple games with this. At least for me I'd be okay with someone playing in multiple games if one of them is this game (but host gets final word on this point). Of course, as long as activity isn't an issue I don't see any reason why someone has to "drop" out of other games to play this. If I get complaints from other hosts about people being inactive in their games I'll kick their asses and have Coagulation come up with a clever modkill.
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On second thought, this isn't really fair to the other games pending to start. I'm not going to let this game start until Orgah mafia is near completion. I'll need to talk to other hosts about this but it's definitely not fair to pevergreen who is trying to get started as a host for mafia games. Don't expect this game to start for a few weeks or so.
After that we can start this game as long as other hosts give their approval.
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I will help host this game to ensure that the game will go on schedule at all times. so no one has to worry about any delays.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
I mean... there are lines for a reason.
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On February 09 2011 08:59 Foolishness wrote: On second thought, this isn't really fair to the other games pending to start. I'm not going to let this game start until Orgah mafia is near completion. I'll need to talk to other hosts about this but it's definitely not fair to pevergreen who is trying to get started as a host for mafia games. Don't expect this game to start for a few weeks or so.
After that we can start this game as long as other hosts give their approval. fair enough
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I'm going to be honest, I don't understand why Caller gets to jump the theme-game line just because he's Caller.
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On February 09 2011 08:59 Foolishness wrote: I'm not going to let this game start until Orgah mafia is near completion.
to be fair, orgah is a no flip, 3 mafia game that has struggled to get to 20, never mind 30. orgah is SO theme that many people won't play it. don't hold up other theme games for orgah.
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On February 09 2011 10:01 BrownBear wrote: I'm going to be honest, I don't understand why Caller gets to jump the theme-game line just because he's Caller.
because his games take 6 months to finish
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Technically Segunko is still going on
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On February 09 2011 10:01 BrownBear wrote: I'm going to be honest, I don't understand why Caller gets to jump the theme-game line just because he's Caller. He's not jumping the gun, this game isn't going to start until Orgah is done at the earliest. Even then I'll need approval from everyone else in the queue for him to jump the gun.
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this is a perfect example of the man try to put a brotha down.
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
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ummm... /in
i think i have to experience this one.
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United States2186 Posts
On February 09 2011 12:50 Foolishness wrote: I lol'd
You should play.
I'm sure caller can rig you the man np.
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foolishness, people want to play this. it's obvious. people do not want to play orgah. ;\
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i mean i definitely understand what it feels like to have someone come in and start a popular game while your baby is in formation, thus costing you a lot of players, but orgah is SO theme, it really ... i dunno, it seems a lot more like BR to me. not actually mafia. no flipping is ;\
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On February 09 2011 17:14 annul wrote: i mean i definitely understand what it feels like to have someone come in and start a popular game while your baby is in formation, thus costing you a lot of players, but orgah is SO theme, it really ... i dunno, it seems a lot more like BR to me. not actually mafia. no flipping is ;\ this is hella theme
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lol I'm going to assume this game has a ton of hidden conditions like Affirmative Action and the "That's Racist!" card. I'll just read this when it starts.
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Vancouver14381 Posts
This looks interesting. And since it won't conflict with Orgah, I'll be /in.
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
On February 09 2011 17:12 annul wrote: foolishness, people want to play this. it's obvious. people do not want to play orgah. ;\
On February 09 2011 17:14 annul wrote: i mean i definitely understand what it feels like to have someone come in and start a popular game while your baby is in formation, thus costing you a lot of players, but orgah is SO theme, it really ... i dunno, it seems a lot more like BR to me. not actually mafia. no flipping is ;\ It's still not fair to pevergreen who clearly loves mafia and likes to host. It looks like he's got 30 people signed up for that so saying "people do not want to play orgah" is not sensible. While it may be more "themed" than what we're accustomed to around here, there is clearly a demand for it as he is from a forum where games like that are the norm. It may turn out that people like those kind of games and we may see more of them in the future. But we won't know until we try it a few times and see what people think.
Allowing this game to host over that one because orgah is too "themed" not only promotes elitism but dismays others from hosting as well. Not to mention most people have signed up for this game because the read the op and got a few laughs out of it. I think it's reasonable to argue that this game is more themed that orgah is. People sign up for orgah to play a serious game of themed mafia, while people sign up for this to get a few laughs.
We set up the hosting queue to avoid situations like this and provide order to the games being hosted. If we were to bump this game up, I would need the approval of all the other hosts in the queue.
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Have to agree with foolishness on this one. Didn't realize this wasn't keeping with the queue.
/out
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Lol I love how everyone was like "omg so amazing /in /in/in/in/in."
Then we get full and Caller disappears
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its not that caller disappeared this time, i dont think
its that foolishness put a veto on him starting this game because caller didnt follow the game order list.
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preemptive /in so I don't miss out on this amazing game
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/in (if signups are still open)
This sounds super interesting
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Vancouver14381 Posts
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Apparently, Signups are Open again.
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wait this game wont follow ban list right?
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United States22154 Posts
fuck it /in this is a game where PMs are allowed right?
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every time a game starts, i open the thread 10 minutes after the last spot gets filled...
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United States22154 Posts
On April 26 2011 08:56 VarpuliS wrote: every time a game starts, i open the thread 10 minutes after the last spot gets filled... I *think* there are more than 11 slots, and caller just didn't put them all in, but its hard to tell. Try to /in, at worst you'll get rejected ^_^
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Im still in regardless of how much time i may or may not have in the near future.
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I will /in if you guarentee me the character from pulp fiction who asks "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
Yeah, let's start this game asap.
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By the way I'm also soliciting mods. By which I mean Foolishness is making me solicit a mod before we can go.
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/in ? i may be still on the banlist from last year tho but caller's cool, right?
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/in. Caller, how many spots are open? You might want to add that to the OP.
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in light of me joining the new TL mafia game, I think i'm going to have to /out of this one so as to not split my time between two games. I'd be glad to help out with moderating this game though, seeing as foolishness won't let you start until you get somebody.
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/in if spots are still open.
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Dont let that sign up list fool you! This game is to have 30 people~!
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/in me up i didnt want to play in TL Mafia XXXIX anyway
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
Caller PMed me saying that he wasn't going to host anymore because there wasn't enough interest. I sent him a reply and haven't heard back yet (this was a few days ago now). So as of right now I'm not sure on the status of the game. Presumably, if enough people sign up he'll come back to host
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We just need more sign-ups then. :p
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/in for teh lulz (and lolz) EDIT: /out sorry.
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/in If this starts after XXXIX
I have to sit out my sentence jet
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Foolishness
United States3044 Posts
Okay, as Caller has appeared to gone mia, so this game is officially off the list for the time being. Sorry guys
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nooooooooooooo, we need to find him and bring him back.
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doc foolishness has pronounced the time of death 13:18 Rip
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Can we get a death certificate on this? Maybe some photos and DNA as well? Do we even have the body? I remain unconvinced until given proof! + Show Spoiler +Not that I was /in, I've just been dying to make that joke.
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DAMNIT CALLER I WILL FIND YOU
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On May 06 2011 10:45 JeeJee wrote: DAMNIT CALLER I WILL FIND YOU
step one: download LoL step two: Stallk him step three: ???? Step four: profit
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Somebody agree to rehost this, /in
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oh god not this monstrosity again
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/in
Never played a Caller game before, i have heard they are cool (and never end) :D
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im not hosting this game right now im waiting to post
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how could there not have been enough interest for this awesome game?
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i had roles from that in Kaller
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Nice
though where are latinos?
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On April 19 2013 04:44 gonzaw wrote: Nice
though where are latinos? He's going to showcase them in Paranormal Blacktivity II: Blackopalypse Now
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/in
Requesting white color, since white color is best color.
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