imagine fireworks go off and as the smoke clears we see saintvicious slowly walking up the ramp. He then proceeds to rip off his Crs jersey, revealing a CLG one underneath. The crowd goes wild as saintvicious takes his place as the jungler for CLG.

SagaZ

France3460 Posts

January 17 2014 19:18 GMT

#103

EG seems a bit over rated
they played their hearts out in the qualifier, but that was an exceptional performance, mainly by their toplaner. Their everyday play is alot more average than what they displayed that day

When the teams get introduced on stage, CLG's jungler will be "mysterious man X", a small person wearing a pink pony mask. Riot will say they allowed the re-emplacement even when that mysterious player expressed that he wanted his identity to remain hidden.
Champion select will start and dignitas will be very confused as to who to ban against that guy. Mysterious Jungler X will pick Elise, a rather standard pick. He will then proceed to absolutely murder everyone of dignitas's lanes, soloing baron and 1v5'ing at the end while Doublelift is pushing bot. Scarra will get very angry after getting camped that hard. After the game, dignitas will go to CLG for the mandatory handshake, but Scarra, still disgusted by the performance goes to the mysterious man and knock his mask off with a belly slam.
Time stops, everyone holds their breath and look at the now naked face of CLG's hero. XJ9 is here standing, a bit confused but he quickly realizes what happens. He goes to the front of the stage and screams, "I did nothing wrong!, that bitch betrayed me, she played leesin" and then escapes out of the building, promptly pursued by the riot police, trying to catch the criminal.

Roffles

Pitcairn19291 Posts

January 17 2014 19:26 GMT

#104

BR you are so toxic.

HorsemasterK

United States606 Posts

January 17 2014 19:55 GMT

#105

On January 18 2014 04:06 nojitosunrise wrote:
imagine fireworks go off and as the smoke clears we see saintvicious slowly walking up the ramp. He then proceeds to rip off his Crs jersey, revealing a CLG one underneath. The crowd goes wild as saintvicious takes his place as the jungler for CLG.

Even as a TSM fan, I want this.

Alzadar

Canada5009 Posts

January 17 2014 19:58 GMT

#106

On January 18 2014 04:18 SagaZ wrote:
EG seems a bit over rated
they played their hearts out in the qualifier, but that was an exceptional performance, mainly by their toplaner. Their everyday play is alot more average than what they displayed that day

When the teams get introduced on stage, CLG's jungler will be "mysterious man X", a small person wearing a pink pony mask. Riot will say they allowed the re-emplacement even when that mysterious player expressed that he wanted his identity to remain hidden.
Champion select will start and dignitas will be very confused as to who to ban against that guy. Mysterious Jungler X will pick Elise, a rather standard pick. He will then proceed to absolutely murder everyone of dignitas's lanes, soloing baron and 1v5'ing at the end while Doublelift is pushing bot. Scarra will get very angry after getting camped that hard. After the game, dignitas will go to CLG for the mandatory handshake, but Scarra, still disgusted by the performance goes to the mysterious man and knock his mask off with a belly slam.
Time stops, everyone holds their breath and look at the now naked face of CLG's hero. XJ9 is here standing, a bit confused but he quickly realizes what happens. He goes to the front of the stage and screams, "I did nothing wrong!, that bitch betrayed me, she played leesin" and then escapes out of the building, promptly pursued by the riot police, trying to catch the criminal.

is this a Metabots joke?

MORE POWER, MORE POWER

killerdog

Denmark6522 Posts

January 17 2014 19:58 GMT

#107

On January 18 2014 04:00 UmberBane wrote:

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To break your hopes right away, I don't even think NA has that much of a talent problem as it is often made out. I don't see myself in the position to actually judge it, but history seems to imply that NA teams are just bad at recognizing and picking up talent. The C9 players have been around for so long and no one decided to poach them (I think CLG could have solved some of their roster issues by just picking up Meteos, other LCS teams too) and the recent disheartening case of XDG rather sending Zuna jungle than kicking him and using Robert... Eventually a second Cloud 9 will probably come along.

NA does have a rather strange habit of having people swap roles, rather then getting someone who actually plays the role onto the team. Nien, voyboy, kiwikid, etc etc.

It feels like american teams have more "team loyalty" in that they're a lot less willing to swap players out, preferring to keep the same people on the team, even if it's at the expense of results.

oo_Wonderful_oo

The land of freedom23126 Posts

January 17 2014 20:00 GMT

#108

Biggest laugh will be if CLG acted like a team and dexter would be in lineup tonight.