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Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17713 Posts
December 05 2008 15:45 GMT
#1
Apparently, you can mail yourself out of jail...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

Thought that you might find it interesting/hilarious.
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
December 05 2008 15:49 GMT
#2
I believe this was posted a couple of times before. It's good stuff though, that guy should be on TV not in jail!
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 05 2008 16:07 GMT
#3
hahahaha, thats so epic. I haven't seen that before, nice post :D
But to do us a favor, at least quote the article in your OP? It's kind of lacking. but all the same, that is pretty funny.
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LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
December 05 2008 16:11 GMT
#4
Awesome lol. This guy is thinking outside the box!
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
December 05 2008 16:16 GMT
#5
This is truly epic.

I hope they never catch him, justice is so flawed.
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
December 05 2008 16:47 GMT
#6
On December 06 2008 01:11 GiTM.Dante wrote:
Awesome lol. This guy is thinking outside the box!


On the contrary...
We see things they'll never see
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
December 05 2008 16:48 GMT
#7
Thinking INSIDE the box? lol.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
December 05 2008 17:08 GMT
#8
On December 06 2008 01:48 GiTM.Dante wrote:
Thinking INSIDE the box? lol.


Well he did the thinking outside of the box and while he was inside the box he just had to stay very still and listen carefully. So basically he was thinking outside the box about inside the box.
No I'm never serious.
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
December 05 2008 17:11 GMT
#9
Would be a bad time for a cramp..
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
December 05 2008 17:20 GMT
#10
Article Quote

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--A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail. --

The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops.

At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown.

The chief warden of the jail told the BBC this was an embarrassing incident.

The prison authorities in Willich, near Duesseldorf, said the man, who was tall and broad-shouldered, had hidden in a box that was about 150cm by 120cm.

When the weekly express courier arrived to pick up several boxes of merchandise, the one containing the prisoner was also loaded into the back of the lorry.

Shortly after it had passed through the prison gates, the inmate made his dash for freedom by cutting a big hole in the tarpaulin of the lorry and jumping off.

The driver alerted the police after he noticed the tarpaulin flapping in the breeze.

--Lying low--

The jail's chief warden, Beate Peters, said the man must have had accomplices outside the prison.

"As soon as the prisoner jumped off the back of the lorry his friends would have picked him up," she told the BBC.

"We have no idea where the fugitive is hiding. We assume that he is still in the county and is lying low before making his move."

Ms Peters said fellow convicts must also have known of his plan but that they would not talk because of a "code of honour" and because it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.

She said the incident showed that security needed to be beefed up urgently, something she had been lobbying for in the last few years.

"I was not surprised that an escape happened on my watch. For years I had been asking for more security guards from the government. But now they'll have to listen."

aka. Samael
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
December 05 2008 17:26 GMT
#11
Cool, but Clint Eastwood did it in a much more badass way
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Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
December 05 2008 17:30 GMT
#12
lololol when I first read the op i thought WTF how can you email you out of jail??? funny story
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LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
December 05 2008 17:44 GMT
#13
^ lol!
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
December 05 2008 18:11 GMT
#14
our news said he went into the bottle recycling box.

you can say he recycled himself
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 05 2008 18:21 GMT
#15
If you've seen Shawshank Redemption then you'll love this:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/17/jail.escape.ap/index.html
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Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
December 10 2008 04:57 GMT
#16
Does anyone know if that prison break show is any good?
Cause if it's anywhere near as funny/cool as real life, i'll start watching it.
C'est la vie...
Cobalt
Profile Joined April 2008
United States441 Posts
December 10 2008 04:59 GMT
#17
I can't even imagine the guy's reaction if he had been discovered inside the box.

Oh wait, yes I can.

!
alien3456
Profile Joined June 2007
United States115 Posts
December 10 2008 05:38 GMT
#18
These here are your spoons. Lose your spoon and spend a night in the box.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-10 06:29:37
December 10 2008 06:28 GMT
#19
On December 10 2008 13:59 Cobalt wrote:
I can't even imagine the guy's reaction if he had been discovered inside the box.

Oh wait, yes I can.

!


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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 10 2008 07:23 GMT
#20
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=82350
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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 10 2008 07:24 GMT
#21
On December 10 2008 15:28 Not_Computer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2008 13:59 Cobalt wrote:
I can't even imagine the guy's reaction if he had been discovered inside the box.

Oh wait, yes I can.

!


[image loading]


!

Haha, thats gold.
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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
December 10 2008 07:31 GMT
#22
Sneaking out of a prison complex with only a cardbox box? lol, and i though solid snake was a fictional character.
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thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
December 10 2008 08:03 GMT
#23
I think at a certain level of cleverness you should just be given amnesty.
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lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
December 11 2008 16:16 GMT
#24
On December 10 2008 15:28 Not_Computer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2008 13:59 Cobalt wrote:
I can't even imagine the guy's reaction if he had been discovered inside the box.

Oh wait, yes I can.

!


[image loading]


!


LOL
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