I don't know about any of you, but I am not going through one of those machines. Who needs more radiation? That being said, we should try to make the searcher's jobs as humiliating as possible. We should moan during the duration of the search, and say things like:
"Wow!! You've done this before!!"
"Hey, you know, if you like touching other guys' junk, you could get paid a lot more as a male prostitute."
"Hey, so were you a homosexual before you got this job, or did touching people's junk just do the trick for you?"
"Have you had your hepatitis shots? Neither have I!"
"You may not want to do that. I have the clap." <- Depends on them being dumb, but this seems like a safe bet.
My personal favourite is:
"Wanna hear a joke? You guys have been at this for years, and you still haven't stopped a single terrorist attack! HERPDERP"
On November 25 2010 04:29 Xanbatou wrote: I don't know about any of you, but I am not going through one of those machines. Who needs more radiation? That being said, we should try to make the searcher's jobs as humiliating as possible. We should moan during the duration of the search, and say things like:
"Wow!! You've done this before!!"
"Hey, you know, if you like touching other guys' junk, you could get paid a lot more as a male prostitute."
"Hey, so were you a homosexual before you got this job, or did touching people's junk just do the trick for you?"
"Have you had your hepatitis shots? Neither have I!"
"You may not want to do that. I have the clap." <- Depends on them being dumb, but this seems like a safe bet.
My personal favourite is:
"Wanna hear a joke? You guys have been at this for years, and you still haven't stopped a single terrorist attack! HERPDERP"
this shows your stupidity ... they already have to deal with people like you every day... also lol radiation... you get 5x the amount from riding in the airplane or even walking around the airport.. so that's not even a logical argument..also why would you be so horrid to a person that already hates their job... you think TSA agents enjoy having to pat down people all day long? i would say no(i actually know a TSA agent) the one i know hates her job, but does it because she wants to help protect people like you who want to travel from getting blown up in a plane or end up as a hostage in a take over ... i know its sad that you have to abide by the security protocols but ide rather get on a plane knowing im not going to have to die because some crazy random person got through security with explosives or a gun of sorts ....
Why make the persons life more miserable by being a complete douche bag? i mean it is a person. Would you want be treated with such hostility and disrespect for doing your job? I know i wouldn't want to be treated so terribly and would not put up with it. the fact that you even state this means you are a person with little respect for your own self and others... makes me sad to see this kind of attitude towards PEOPLE for no better reason than to just make their life more miserable.
On November 25 2010 05:02 Nazarid wrote: this shows your stupidity ... they already have to deal with people like you every day... also lol radiation... you get 5x the amount from riding in the airplane or even walking around the airport.. so that's not even a logical argument..also why would you be so horrid to a person that already hates their job... you think TSA agents enjoy having to pat down people all day long? i would say no(i actually know a TSA agent) the one i know hates her job, but does it because she wants to help protect people like you who want to travel from getting blown up in a plane or end up as a hostage in a take over ... i know its sad that you have to abide by the security protocols but ide rather get on a plane knowing im not going to have to die because some crazy random person got through security with explosives or a gun of sorts ....
Why... do you... talk... like this... It makes... you sound... like... you have... a breathing disorder...
On November 25 2010 04:29 Xanbatou wrote: I don't know about any of you, but I am not going through one of those machines. Who needs more radiation? That being said, we should try to make the searcher's jobs as humiliating as possible. We should moan during the duration of the search, and say things like:
"Wow!! You've done this before!!"
"Hey, you know, if you like touching other guys' junk, you could get paid a lot more as a male prostitute."
"Hey, so were you a homosexual before you got this job, or did touching people's junk just do the trick for you?"
"Have you had your hepatitis shots? Neither have I!"
"You may not want to do that. I have the clap." <- Depends on them being dumb, but this seems like a safe bet.
My personal favourite is:
"Wanna hear a joke? You guys have been at this for years, and you still haven't stopped a single terrorist attack! HERPDERP"
this shows your stupidity ... they already have to deal with people like you every day... also lol radiation... you get 5x the amount from riding in the airplane or even walking around the airport.. so that's not even a logical argument..also why would you be so horrid to a person that already hates their job... you think TSA agents enjoy having to pat down people all day long? i would say no(i actually know a TSA agent) the one i know hates her job, but does it because she wants to help protect people like you who want to travel from getting blown up in a plane or end up as a hostage in a take over ... i know its sad that you have to abide by the security protocols but ide rather get on a plane knowing im not going to have to die because some crazy random person got through security with explosives or a gun of sorts ....
Why make the persons life more miserable by being a complete douche bag? i mean it is a person. Would you want be treated with such hostility and disrespect for doing your job? I know i wouldn't want to be treated so terribly and would not put up with it. the fact that you even state this means you are a person with little respect for your own self and others... makes me sad to see this kind of attitude towards PEOPLE for no better reason than to just make their life more miserable.
It's not to make their life more miserable just for the sake of making it miserable. It's to get them to complain enough to end all of these stupid airport shenanigans that don't actually make a difference. The fact is, unless they are going to shove their fist up your ass, someone could still sneak a bomb onto a plane.
Get TSA employees to complain by making fun of them, starting a chain reaction which will end "all stupid airport shenanigans."
Fight fire with fire. I like it. Your delivery is all wrong. You're leaving the people on whom your plan relies in the dark. Ever heard of the Bay of Pigs?
On November 25 2010 05:51 ev8 wrote: Get TSA employees to complain by making fun of them, starting a chain reaction which will end "all stupid airport shenanigans."
Fight fire with fire. I like it. Your delivery is all wrong. You're leaving the people on whom your plan relies in the dark. Ever heard of the Bay of Pigs?
It doesn't matter. The whole thing is a joke. Someone could still easily sneak a bomb onto a plane, yet they try to pretend that their required gropings are saving lives. In fact, people still accidentally bring dangerous objects onto airplanes. As long as they are going to be needlessly groping people, I am going to be needlessly making them fun of them and making them feel uncomfortable. If they don't already hate their job, they will, and I don't really see what's wrong with that. TSA has been a bunch of clowns for a while now.
Assuming you're not just talking the MOST garbage right now, you're gonna get "needlessly" layed out one day in an airport. Imagine if Nazarid up there had muscles.
I don't mind if they scan my peepee, but I'm pretty sure this is all just CYA activities by the TSA. I think this was initiated by the failure of our re-vamped intelligence network to stop the underwear bomber, so now the TSA has to show that they've taken due course on their part to prevent something like that from happening again.
If you don't like it, complain to your senator. Harassing the TSA agent will do little good aside from giving you a feeling of superiority. Everyone knows their job sucks and their complaints aren't going to be what changes TSA policy.
But somewhat related to that movie, not entirely related to full body scans tho. When I was in 9th grade, the whole class had gathered enough money for a week in Greece. And while we were there, we found a store that sold really cheap soft air guns. We didn't know this at that time, but apparently, you can't take them onboard the plane. Out of the 9 guys that had soft air guns in their luggage. Only the last guy got stopped, that's 8 in a row that they missed. And they caught the guy with the least realistic looking gun also, looked very plastic, and like a miniture sawed of shotgun.
So airport security feels sort of like hit and miss, the metal detectors I've noticed lately also give alot of false positives. When I went through it last time, it beeped, I freaked out a bit, went back through it, it didn't beep, they called me to the other side of it, passed it again, didn't beep, they gave me a pat-down and said that it happens alot. And then it beeped for another person while I was putting on my belt again...
edit: first sentance was directed to mgj who edited out the video before I posted.
Funny how with all these Wonderfully helpful new search techniques, all it would take would be a single terrorist with a air-transmitted bio-weapon in a crowded airport on the holidays to kill thousands of people. Besides the fact that a small amount of said bio-weapon could theoretically be transported in a small airport regulation shampoo bottle. Give the virus a couple of days incubation time, and voila. Mass murder. Completely undetectable.
As you can see, certain things like the plexiglass knife and cocaine packets are very easy to conceal if placed properly. This is a practical demonstration of how the machines are ineffective at spotting weapons and contraband unless they are made of metal or placed in a noobish position on the body.
This failure to detect weapons undermines the argument that the security provided by these machines is worth the health damage that they inflict.
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