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ydg
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States690 Posts
May 25 2008 23:04 GMT
#81
is a kick from an unshoed, unsocked foot really all that powerful?
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 25 2008 23:05 GMT
#82
On May 26 2008 07:07 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Seriously attacked not barked at? DID IT GO FOR THE NECK??

Dogs don't naturally kill humans, we're WAY out of their food-size charts. No untrained dog will go for your neck. All it can do is incapacitate one of your arms/legs.

I'm sure there are certain dogs that can kill humans, but your average german shepherd will get fucking raped by any healthy adult.

You've obviously never had to fight off a dog if you think they're capable of killing a human easily.

P.S. Even if he jumps at your face, the standard human reflex is to put your forearm in front. So it's still the arm that's bitten, not your face.


What's the point? We are talking about the average human. The average human doesn't do exercise or is sedentary. With your logic i would pick a fighting dog or a wild dog who was breed by wolves lol
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 25 2008 23:06 GMT
#83
On May 26 2008 08:04 ydg wrote:
is a kick from an unshoed, unsocked foot really all that powerful?


It will be from a trained person, from the average person i guess not unless they land a perfect kick.
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cSf.Vicek
Profile Joined January 2004
Czech Republic271 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:09:05
May 25 2008 23:08 GMT
#84
how many liquibet point does this vote stands for?
edit: voted for the dog
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:09:21
May 25 2008 23:09 GMT
#85
On May 26 2008 08:06 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 08:04 ydg wrote:
is a kick from an unshoed, unsocked foot really all that powerful?


It will be from a trained person, from the average person i guess not unless they land a perfect kick.


Kicks in the nose are extremely effective against dogs btw.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 25 2008 23:11 GMT
#86
Well bites in the genitals are extremely effective against humans, your point?
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
May 25 2008 23:12 GMT
#87
really really really depends on amount of knowledge human has. just a few little things like targeting eyes, muzzle and also the mindset of the human can turn the tide so easily.

but to answer the question:
the average human male seriously sucks at fighting, having been in quite a few fights myself. no sense of timing, targeting, baiting or blocking, just swinging his fists around hoping they'll make contact. in this case, the much more agile and fast dog would probably land a bite and from the pain the human will get scared and confused and then it's just a case of the dog making more bites and human giving up and accepting death from blood loss.

tip on killing dogs - this is not so you can go around killing dogs, but one of those things that could become useful if you are ever in the situation.

take off jacket or shirt and wrap around dominant forearm (right in most cases).
stick forearm out, the dog will target it and bite it (in most cases).
will be somewhat painful but bear with it.
using other forearm (left in most cases) reach around and place behind dog's head.
in a coordinated motion, push with your dominant bitten forearm and pull back with other forearm to create leverage and break dog's neck.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
May 25 2008 23:12 GMT
#88
On May 26 2008 05:40 dinmsab wrote:
human easy, just press "v" when its about to bite you.

instant kill.

Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:15:19
May 25 2008 23:14 GMT
#89
On May 26 2008 08:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well bites in the genitals are extremely effective against humans, your point?


My point is that people are smart enought to understand where to kick the dog whereas the dog isnt smart enought to understand where to bite.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
AnWh
Profile Joined April 2004
Sweden220 Posts
May 25 2008 23:17 GMT
#90
i read somewhere that german shephards are terrible at grappling
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 25 2008 23:18 GMT
#91
Well in the situation is hard to think i guess. We are trying to make it as "average" as possible. So it just a person vs a dog being thrown into a cage. We are talking average again. So my point is that i think more then half of the persons being in that situation would be untrained, fat or weak to fight a dog. Once you get scared or get bitten for the first time its over imo.
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SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
May 25 2008 23:21 GMT
#92
You know about 7 months ago i was bit by a pit bull.
I still have that scar on my thigh. It hurt like hell. LIKE HELL.
But if me and that dog had to go at it for life... I can tell you that dog would exit the fight with a crushed head and no eyeballs.

You think i'd die to a dog??? LOL fuck you.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
May 25 2008 23:22 GMT
#93
Dog! Person wont have a chance. And ppl who thinks they can just choke it or grab its jaws or w/e, are truely ignorant.
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
May 25 2008 23:24 GMT
#94
And I can tell you that kicking an average sized dog as hard as you can in the head doesnt hurt it very much, it just makes it angryer.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:25:06
May 25 2008 23:24 GMT
#95
On May 26 2008 08:12 pyrogenetix wrote:
really really really depends on amount of knowledge human has. just a few little things like targeting eyes, muzzle and also the mindset of the human can turn the tide so easily.

but to answer the question:
the average human male seriously sucks at fighting, having been in quite a few fights myself. no sense of timing, targeting, baiting or blocking, just swinging his fists around hoping they'll make contact. in this case, the much more agile and fast dog would probably land a bite and from the pain the human will get scared and confused and then it's just a case of the dog making more bites and human giving up and accepting death from blood loss.

tip on killing dogs - this is not so you can go around killing dogs, but one of those things that could become useful if you are ever in the situation.

take off jacket or shirt and wrap around dominant forearm (right in most cases).
stick forearm out, the dog will target it and bite it (in most cases).
will be somewhat painful but bear with it.
using other forearm (left in most cases) reach around and place behind dog's head.
in a coordinated motion, push with your dominant bitten forearm and pull back with other forearm to create leverage and break dog's neck.

eh so when a dog comes to attack you what makes you assume we have the time to take our shirt off and wrap it around our dominant arm, then expect the dog to bite that arm.
you have no time for that
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
May 25 2008 23:25 GMT
#96
person would win if he was fit and of average size (5'9 ish 150)
girl couldnt win.

sweeping a dog is ridiculously easy, their limbs are easy to break with a good set-up, and you can easily choke dogs. guillotine choke, rear naked, triangle choke.

get in a good wrestling stance and pray for the best.

i think humans have 70% chance of winning.
Dromar
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States2145 Posts
May 25 2008 23:26 GMT
#97
Break one of the dog's legs and he's done for. And/or go for a necklock.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:47:41
May 25 2008 23:29 GMT
#98
On May 26 2008 08:18 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well in the situation is hard to think i guess. We are trying to make it as "average" as possible. So it just a person vs a dog being thrown into a cage. We are talking average again. So my point is that i think more then half of the persons being in that situation would be untrained, fat or weak to fight a dog. Once you get scared or get bitten for the first time its over imo.



1 - I dont think you have to be trained to understand where to hit / kick a dog. I think the average person is smart enought.

2 - OP said it is a fight for life. I dont think the average guy will surrender even if he is bitten. I mean, you are fighting for your fucking life against a dumb 30kg dog. If you cant escape you will fight, and pain + adrenaline will overwhelm the negative effects of fear.

Nevertheless i agree with you the real problem is the definition of the average guy / dog.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
May 25 2008 23:31 GMT
#99
Would not be clean to watch but... person i guess
Resistance ain't futile
AnWh
Profile Joined April 2004
Sweden220 Posts
May 25 2008 23:33 GMT
#100
I'm thinking about myself (im quite unfit).

1 The dog would take a bite at my arm or leg or something, I'd be in pain, but probably get alot of adrenaline
2 If the dog is holding on to my leg/arm i poke it's eyes out
3 If it's not i can't understand how i wouldnt be able to get a choke hold, given i have 2 arms and 2 legs and the dog only has a mouth.
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