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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 00:54:12
May 26 2008 00:53 GMT
#121
Wow I can't beleive so many people think they could kill a german shepard attacking you before it killed you. You'd be so fucked. I bet my 40 pound mixed breed could give me a run for my money.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 26 2008 00:54 GMT
#122
On May 26 2008 09:29 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 09:12 HamerD wrote:
Tbh dog would pass the guard of a normal human (who would also be scared shitless), immediately with its naturally sharp killer instinct destroying the human.

Ps You would get about 2 punches on the dog before it closed punching distance, and an angry alsation can quite easily take 2 punches. I think they get knocked out less easily than humans too.

If you're punching a dog, you're doing it wrong.

Dogs are for kicking. Go for the ribs. They'll break right in. The soft belly's good, too.

Wide, sweeping kicks will rarely miss. Don't worry about hitting him with your foot. The shin or the knee is fine too.

Don't forget that stomping is also a form of kicking. That's really the best finisher. Don't be in a rush to finish him off quickly. Put enough deep bruises in him, and he'll slow right down. Without worrying about vulnerable areas, he'll die eventually if you just keep smashing his body.

About the mouth: the strong bite is only at the back. If you grab his jaws at the front, you have the mechanical advantage, and you can just pull them apart to break them. Go ahead, get a foot in there, or use your knee.


You would get one kick, and chances are you would blatantly fail to time it correctly, even if you were good. So what if you break its ribs? Dogs will rip and snarl until they are dead. Their ability to ignore pain far outstrips ours.

What would happen is you'd try to kick, probably hit the dog a little and maybe damage it, then it would jump at you, with you already being off balance, smother you, then aim for your throat while you desperately flail to get it off. PS grabbing a dogs rapidly moving, speedy jaws is far more difficult than one thinks.

Plus ppl are talking about vs an attack dog or vs a domestic dogs. Well, unless its a poodle...ALL dogs are attack dogs by nature. Humans arent all fighters by nature but dogs are.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 26 2008 00:55 GMT
#123
On May 26 2008 09:50 OctoPuSs wrote:
One kick to the stomach can kill any dog. And I guess a headlock could work as well, but it gets your weakest point (throat) way too close to his "weapon" for my taste.


.......you must be joking. You must be the hardest kicker in the world with steel spiked boots to 1-kick kill ANY dog. Not to mention the dog's not gonna just stand there for you to kick.
man
Profile Joined November 2005
United States272 Posts
May 26 2008 00:56 GMT
#124
You guys make it sound so easy. There is no way you could kick a charging dog as it jumps at your face. You are not Bruce Lee, fyi
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 26 2008 00:59 GMT
#125
If a dog ever attacks me I'm ripping its eyes out. dogs have brains too, when they can't see and are in searing pain I bet they let off, maybe keep their clamps on but little more.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 26 2008 01:02 GMT
#126
All you people saying the dog would win assume the fact that the human get caught by suprise by the dog.

If you assume that the dog is the aggressor and the human is just a dude whos not expecting it then sure the dog has the advantage. But i thought this was a straight up fight between human and dog cage match style.

The human would easily win.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 26 2008 01:02 GMT
#127
I'm pretty sure 99% of the people here that tries to kick a flying biting dog as it launches in the air will end up on their ass. Shit, I do some kickboxing and most beginners have trouble even keeping their balance when they throw a low-power kick, much less throwing a hard one at a target coming in fast
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 26 2008 01:07 GMT
#128
None of the dog supporters are trying to theorycraft about what happens if you gouge the dog's eyes. Even thrashing, and the human being weak, they could claw the animals corneas to shit, if not rupture the eyeballs.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
ItsYoungLee
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)227 Posts
May 26 2008 01:08 GMT
#129
An old farmhand who's fought several dogs told me that as you as you stay cool and face the dog, there's no reason any reasonably fit person couldn't win.

He told me that against a dog that's intent on attacking you your only chance is to use your feet. Using your arms would be a bad idea because if your arms get tied up then you can't really do much with your feet but if your feet get tied up you can attack the dog with your arms. But in general he told me to face the dog always and kick when it charges you, and not stop kicking.
ePParamedico.160 (formerly ElParamedico)
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 26 2008 01:13 GMT
#130
well how can any of us disagree with you there LOL itsyounglee...its not like any of us have fought a dog. But I still doubt it, that you could kick to death a charging german shepherd. I guess I could be wrong but I doubt it.

I also doubt you could gouge a dogs eyes, its quickly moving head would probably bite off your fingers faster.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
May 26 2008 01:13 GMT
#131
in other news, knife > baseball bat
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 26 2008 01:14 GMT
#132
On May 26 2008 10:13 HamerD wrote:
well how can any of us disagree with you there LOL itsyounglee...its not like any of us have fought a dog. But I still doubt it, that you could kick to death a charging german shepherd. I guess I could be wrong but I doubt it.

I also doubt you could gouge a dogs eyes, its quickly moving head would probably bite off your fingers faster.



How is going to bite my fingers when its clamped to my arm/leg?
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 26 2008 01:15 GMT
#133
On May 26 2008 09:41 man wrote:
I think you guys seriously overestimate the abilities of the average human.

watch the dutch shepard, black dog



Watch that video, basically a dog going at you is like a heavy harpoon that crunchs, and uses momentum to take you to the ground. And even those are trained dogs, theya re trained to immobilize if it were a fighting to death dog he could probably go to your neck (like his instinct tells him, like you can see when they go for hares and other animals) and then you are dead.
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lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
May 26 2008 01:15 GMT
#134
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


Ya what he said. And imo dogs are in no way stupid..
^_~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 26 2008 01:15 GMT
#135
On May 26 2008 10:13 fusionsdf wrote:
in other news, knife > baseball bat



me > 15 8 year olds.
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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 26 2008 01:25 GMT
#136
I could almost see a person using the crown of their head, bas rutten style, to headbutt the dog in flight. sure your scalp gets rended get it knocks the dog over and definately hurts it.

But yeah, this is getting almost as bad as knife vs bat (although bat is far more obvious than this one)
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 26 2008 01:26 GMT
#137
If Jacco Macacco the monkey did it 14 times a human can do it once.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey-baiting



fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
May 26 2008 01:27 GMT
#138
I thought this thread was going to be about "who would you rather save if you could only save one, a random dog, or a random person?" Instead I get advice on how to kick a dog T_T
wtf was that signature
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5459 Posts
May 26 2008 01:27 GMT
#139
On May 26 2008 10:14 Wysp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 10:13 HamerD wrote:
well how can any of us disagree with you there LOL itsyounglee...its not like any of us have fought a dog. But I still doubt it, that you could kick to death a charging german shepherd. I guess I could be wrong but I doubt it.

I also doubt you could gouge a dogs eyes, its quickly moving head would probably bite off your fingers faster.



How is going to bite my fingers when its clamped to my arm/leg?


Why is it still biting your arm when you're gouging it's eyes? You might be able to get a few gouges off, but you're not going to "rip it's eyes out" that easily :/
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
May 26 2008 01:29 GMT
#140
if he goes straight for ur bgalls, ur fucked . haha
depnds on where he attacks u, for me.
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