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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
May 25 2008 23:33 GMT
#101
kinda like 10 humans vs one bear..
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 25 2008 23:34 GMT
#102
On May 26 2008 08:04 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 07:01 ilj.psa wrote:
On May 26 2008 06:55 decafchicken wrote:
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win.

I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o

and leave your genitals exposed to bites? -_-


i'm kicking not spreading my legs and putting my balls on a silver platter.

well you have to be very accurate to kick the dog in the face, considering he is running EXTREMELY fast towards you and even if you in fact kick him his going to bite your leg and you lose stability.
dunno really depends on the kind of dog and person.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:37:30
May 25 2008 23:36 GMT
#103
On May 26 2008 08:33 Raithed wrote:
kinda like 10 humans vs one bear..


The humans have no chance if it is a brown bear or a grizzli. Maybe vs a weak black bear. Bears are real tanks. You cant hurt them without weapons.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 25 2008 23:36 GMT
#104
when all fails, you can always try to use your weight against the dumb thing. Jumping on the dog's back would easily break it imo. Worse case scenario.. you jump, the dog jumps.. the dog bites you in mid air, you land your body onto the dog. The dog should start drooling a few seconds afterwards.
gg no re.
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Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
May 25 2008 23:37 GMT
#105
okay, if you are able to get a hold of both of the dogs front legs, you just spread them apart till u either break or disloacte one of its legs. They dont have enough strength in their chest/legs to overpower you and it wont have enough time to seriously injure ur hand with its teeth to get you to let go.

Another way is to grab its lower jaw with one hand and its snout with the other, proceed to break/disloacte jaw GG. Sure you have to take the pain of its teeth, but average arm strength is more than enough to break its jaw.

Any human with a little bit of knowledge and decent strength can take a dog. You;d have to be pretty stupid/newb/weak to lose.
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pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 25 2008 23:39 GMT
#106
This question is similar to what people say they'd do when they get into a fight vs what they actually do. The fact is, most people when faced with the prospect of getting their ass kicked, will probably face adrenaline dump, and lash out mindlessly limbs a flailing (or freeze up) and hardly think at all. I'm pretty sure facing a big dog will probably be the same as its trying to bite the shit out of you. To those thinking you can somehow sidestep a giant dog, kick it and such, thats just retarded, the dog's momentum will most likely bring you down, and dogs are fast. Like others say, your best chance is to offer least dominant arm up as a sacrifice for it to bite on as it jumps you, bear the pain, and then use your other arm to fuck it up however you like. For the average human being though who I see will probably lose their cool, i vote dog.

P.S. Wolves will probably rape you unless you're really lucky
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
May 25 2008 23:43 GMT
#107
The human will most likely win. Though if you take some totally out of shape guy that can't go up 5 stairs without beeing out of breath, the dog has a very good chance. If thats your average guy, you might as well take some overfed dog .

Look at the methods of attacking:
The dog can bite, which is pretty much all what can hurt a human.

The human on the other hand, can kick with your feet, with your knees, hit the dog with your fists and elbows. You can grab the dog with your hands and it won't be able to do much. Theoretically you can bite too, it just won't help you that much.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 25 2008 23:47 GMT
#108
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Poll: Who would win?
(Vote): Jack Russel Terrier
(Vote): Toddler
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
May 25 2008 23:49 GMT
#109
Jack Russel.
CUZ HE'S A MAN!!!
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 25 2008 23:49 GMT
#110
Jack russel Terrier easily. There are some cases of small dogs killing babies and young children.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:49:55
May 25 2008 23:49 GMT
#111
We koreans are programmed to eat and kill dogs. (in that order)
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[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
May 26 2008 00:06 GMT
#112
On May 26 2008 07:03 Desolate.GreY wrote:
I'd also like to point out that dogs don't have fingernails... they have CLAWS.

I used to fight with my dog when he was a puppy (a 60 lb puppy of muscle, mix border collie and german shepherd) and he'd knock me over by jumping on me, rear feet claws in my groin, front feet claws at my rib cage, teeth aiming at my face between my nose and eyes. Of course we're just playing and no matter how many times he bit me he didn't bite hard enough to draw blood.

My dog almost never goes for the forearms or legs unless he's lonely and wants attention. He'd go for your face first, if not, then go for the neck, if not, then go for the soft spot at the upperarms or underarms.

Anywho, my doggy is now old and fat, though I guess I could ask him if he wanted to fight to the death. I'll try talking it over with him. If he doesn't mind, I'll brb and tell you who wins if I live or not.


LOL great post
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 26 2008 00:12 GMT
#113
Tbh dog would pass the guard of a normal human (who would also be scared shitless), immediately with its naturally sharp killer instinct destroying the human.

Ps You would get about 2 punches on the dog before it closed punching distance, and an angry alsation can quite easily take 2 punches. I think they get knocked out less easily than humans too.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
May 26 2008 00:21 GMT
#114
Dogs also produce adrenaline -_-
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 26 2008 00:29 GMT
#115
On May 26 2008 09:12 HamerD wrote:
Tbh dog would pass the guard of a normal human (who would also be scared shitless), immediately with its naturally sharp killer instinct destroying the human.

Ps You would get about 2 punches on the dog before it closed punching distance, and an angry alsation can quite easily take 2 punches. I think they get knocked out less easily than humans too.

If you're punching a dog, you're doing it wrong.

Dogs are for kicking. Go for the ribs. They'll break right in. The soft belly's good, too.

Wide, sweeping kicks will rarely miss. Don't worry about hitting him with your foot. The shin or the knee is fine too.

Don't forget that stomping is also a form of kicking. That's really the best finisher. Don't be in a rush to finish him off quickly. Put enough deep bruises in him, and he'll slow right down. Without worrying about vulnerable areas, he'll die eventually if you just keep smashing his body.

About the mouth: the strong bite is only at the back. If you grab his jaws at the front, you have the mechanical advantage, and you can just pull them apart to break them. Go ahead, get a foot in there, or use your knee.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
May 26 2008 00:37 GMT
#116
who would win:

shaq, brock lesnar, matt hughes, Fedor, josh barnett, kimbo, bas rutten, and randy couture

or a grizzly bear?

or 2 mountain gorillas?
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
May 26 2008 00:39 GMT
#117
desolate grey, if a 60 pound dog jumped and knocked you over that easily, then you need to gain some weight. proceed to tell me that you are a varsity quarterback and you are 6'2 and 200 pounds.

my alaskan malamute female, 22 inches and 75 pounds, couldnt knock me over running.
man
Profile Joined November 2005
United States272 Posts
May 26 2008 00:41 GMT
#118
I think you guys seriously overestimate the abilities of the average human.

watch the dutch shepard, black dog


police dog
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
May 26 2008 00:47 GMT
#119
If it were me vs dog, I would definitely win. Kicking, choking, and throwing are things we can do the dog can't. At worst I get a few vicious bite wounds but it would still be easy.
♞
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 00:50:57
May 26 2008 00:50 GMT
#120
One kick to the stomach can kill any dog. And I guess a headlock could work as well, but it gets your weakest point (throat) way too close to his "weapon" for my taste.
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