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HypersonicEspo
Profile Joined August 2005
United States74 Posts
May 25 2008 21:44 GMT
#61
I voted person but after reading that were talking about average guy I gotta give it to the dog. The average guy is in crappy shape and doesn't know how to fight. I think like the top 20% maybe could kill a german shepard.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
May 25 2008 21:48 GMT
#62
The dog would easily win and then run off with your girlfriend.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
May 25 2008 21:49 GMT
#63
On May 26 2008 05:36 CruiseR wrote:
dog ez

bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 25 2008 21:51 GMT
#64
wrap your shirt around your fist, let it bite you on that hand, uppercut to the throat with the free hand. win.

this is cruel tho cause i love dogs
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20026 Posts
May 25 2008 21:55 GMT
#65
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win.

I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
May 25 2008 21:55 GMT
#66
I wouldn't stand a chance against a german shepherd unless its very old or a puppy, so I'm voting dog.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 25 2008 22:01 GMT
#67
On May 26 2008 06:55 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win.

I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o

and leave your genitals exposed to bites? -_-
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 25 2008 22:03 GMT
#68
I'd also like to point out that dogs don't have fingernails... they have CLAWS.

I used to fight with my dog when he was a puppy (a 60 lb puppy of muscle, mix border collie and german shepherd) and he'd knock me over by jumping on me, rear feet claws in my groin, front feet claws at my rib cage, teeth aiming at my face between my nose and eyes. Of course we're just playing and no matter how many times he bit me he didn't bite hard enough to draw blood.

My dog almost never goes for the forearms or legs unless he's lonely and wants attention. He'd go for your face first, if not, then go for the neck, if not, then go for the soft spot at the upperarms or underarms.

Anywho, my doggy is now old and fat, though I guess I could ask him if he wanted to fight to the death. I'll try talking it over with him. If he doesn't mind, I'll brb and tell you who wins if I live or not.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 22:09:39
May 25 2008 22:07 GMT
#69
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Seriously attacked not barked at? DID IT GO FOR THE NECK??

Dogs don't naturally kill humans, we're WAY out of their food-size charts. No untrained dog will go for your neck. All it can do is incapacitate one of your arms/legs.

I'm sure there are certain dogs that can kill humans, but your average german shepherd will get fucking raped by any healthy adult.

You've obviously never had to fight off a dog if you think they're capable of killing a human easily.

P.S. Even if he jumps at your face, the standard human reflex is to put your forearm in front. So it's still the arm that's bitten, not your face.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 22:10:26
May 25 2008 22:07 GMT
#70
I think most of you underate people strenght when they are in a desperate situation. A dog is pound for pound way stronger than a human, but a German shepard isnt a really big dog.

But i dont think the average human dont even stand a chance vs this kind of dog:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_Mastiff

I dont think you can kill a big dog with punches and kicks. You have to strangle it. Now try to strangle a 200pound animal who can bite you :O.

fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
May 25 2008 22:07 GMT
#71
Guard your neck well and it shouldn't be too bad. Not being able to use even a blunt object makes it so there's going to be a decent amount of pain whatever you do though.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 25 2008 22:12 GMT
#72
Boblion and zer0das makes a good point... whatever you'd be doing will be amongst a great deal of pain.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
May 25 2008 22:25 GMT
#73
Just pin it to the wall with one hand and kick it to death. GG.
Logic is Overrated
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 22:37:22
May 25 2008 22:28 GMT
#74
On May 26 2008 07:25 Newbistic wrote:
Just pin it to the wall with one hand and kick it to death. GG.


I dont think the average human can pin a medium-sized dog like a German sherpard to the wall with one hand.

Nevertheless i think this kind of thread is a bit stupid because this kind of situation never happen. When a dog attack a person,you can always escape or ask for help, and if you beat the dog he will run away too. Moreover dogs arent agressive towards human ( usually ) and they are not designed to kill people.

A wolf vs human thread would be way more interesting.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 25 2008 22:50 GMT
#75
On May 26 2008 07:28 Boblion wrote:
A wolf vs human thread would be way more interesting.


Wolf clearly.


Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 23:04:49
May 25 2008 22:54 GMT
#76
On May 26 2008 07:50 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 07:28 Boblion wrote:
A wolf vs human thread would be way more interesting.

Wolf clearly.

If it is a large starving wolf i agree because wolfs are designed to kill large animals.


edit: and for the poll, i think that i can kill a medium sized dog in a desperate " do or die " situation ( however i think it would be painful ).


fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
May 25 2008 22:56 GMT
#77
I voted dog but now that I think about it Human T_T
w/e
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
May 25 2008 23:02 GMT
#78
On May 26 2008 05:39 Rekrul wrote:
just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though

person


First that came to my mind was a headlock. Then choke. The dog will pounce first trying to get your face/throat. The dog will bite into your arm you hold up as defence then throw your weight on him to imobilse the dog. Kicking or punching won't knock the dog out unless your an expert. Most dogs have a thick skull.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
May 25 2008 23:03 GMT
#79
My dog (less than 15Kg Beagle) once bit me. He didn't stay with his teeth in, he just made a quick snap with his mouth in my leg, he took flesh and left a nasty scar he didn't even pull or stayed twisting the leg and its a little dog. And it hurt a lot.

Im thinking an average size dog whos fighting for his life would leave you all in the ground in pain in no time. And once the adrenaline kicks in they are not going to let loose, and you wont be able to hit him hard while hes causing you pain (specially if it grabs you by your good arm). And don't get started with trained people because a Dogo, a Rott, a Mastiff or a Presa Canaria would tore those too.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20026 Posts
May 25 2008 23:04 GMT
#80
On May 26 2008 07:01 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 06:55 decafchicken wrote:
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win.

I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o

and leave your genitals exposed to bites? -_-


i'm kicking not spreading my legs and putting my balls on a silver platter.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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