EPT[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 4
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HypersonicEspo
United States74 Posts
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Eatme
Switzerland3919 Posts
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On May 26 2008 05:36 CruiseR wrote: dog ez | ||
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bdams19
United States1316 Posts
this is cruel tho cause i love dogs | ||
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decafchicken
United States20143 Posts
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote: I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots. If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win. I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o | ||
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Storchen
Sweden4385 Posts
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On May 26 2008 06:55 decafchicken wrote: If a dog is running me i'd probably just tee up on its head with my foot like i'm punting a soccer ball. It's even at the perfect height. I think i would win. I'm 6'0 180 and its like i'm kicking a 10 year old in the face. one hit k-o and leave your genitals exposed to bites? -_- | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
I used to fight with my dog when he was a puppy (a 60 lb puppy of muscle, mix border collie and german shepherd) and he'd knock me over by jumping on me, rear feet claws in my groin, front feet claws at my rib cage, teeth aiming at my face between my nose and eyes. Of course we're just playing and no matter how many times he bit me he didn't bite hard enough to draw blood. My dog almost never goes for the forearms or legs unless he's lonely and wants attention. He'd go for your face first, if not, then go for the neck, if not, then go for the soft spot at the upperarms or underarms. Anywho, my doggy is now old and fat, though I guess I could ask him if he wanted to fight to the death. I'll try talking it over with him. If he doesn't mind, I'll brb and tell you who wins if I live or not. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote: I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots. Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Seriously attacked not barked at? DID IT GO FOR THE NECK?? Dogs don't naturally kill humans, we're WAY out of their food-size charts. No untrained dog will go for your neck. All it can do is incapacitate one of your arms/legs. I'm sure there are certain dogs that can kill humans, but your average german shepherd will get fucking raped by any healthy adult. You've obviously never had to fight off a dog if you think they're capable of killing a human easily. P.S. Even if he jumps at your face, the standard human reflex is to put your forearm in front. So it's still the arm that's bitten, not your face. | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
But i dont think the average human dont even stand a chance vs this kind of dog: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_Mastiff I dont think you can kill a big dog with punches and kicks. You have to strangle it. Now try to strangle a 200pound animal who can bite you :O. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
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Newbistic
China2912 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
On May 26 2008 07:25 Newbistic wrote: Just pin it to the wall with one hand and kick it to death. GG. I dont think the average human can pin a medium-sized dog like a German sherpard to the wall with one hand. Nevertheless i think this kind of thread is a bit stupid because this kind of situation never happen. When a dog attack a person,you can always escape or ask for help, and if you beat the dog he will run away too. Moreover dogs arent agressive towards human ( usually ) and they are not designed to kill people. A wolf vs human thread would be way more interesting. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On May 26 2008 07:28 Boblion wrote: A wolf vs human thread would be way more interesting. Wolf clearly. | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
If it is a large starving wolf i agree because wolfs are designed to kill large animals. edit: and for the poll, i think that i can kill a medium sized dog in a desperate " do or die " situation ( however i think it would be painful ). | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
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KaasZerg
Netherlands927 Posts
On May 26 2008 05:39 Rekrul wrote: just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though person First that came to my mind was a headlock. Then choke. The dog will pounce first trying to get your face/throat. The dog will bite into your arm you hold up as defence then throw your weight on him to imobilse the dog. Kicking or punching won't knock the dog out unless your an expert. Most dogs have a thick skull. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
Im thinking an average size dog whos fighting for his life would leave you all in the ground in pain in no time. And once the adrenaline kicks in they are not going to let loose, and you wont be able to hit him hard while hes causing you pain (specially if it grabs you by your good arm). And don't get started with trained people because a Dogo, a Rott, a Mastiff or a Presa Canaria would tore those too. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20143 Posts
i'm kicking not spreading my legs and putting my balls on a silver platter. | ||
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