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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 25 2008 20:56 GMT
#41
Yeah, going for the dogs eyes/gonads is also very smart.

I'm a little under 6 feet, 170 pounds. The dog is around 80 pounds. Its muscles are stronger per pound than mine, but I still have 90 on this bastard. I have arms, hands, and an upright position. Maintaining fury is the only thing that matters. As long as the pain doesn't make you give up you can pound the dog to death. Gouge its eyes, rip off its nuts, dig your fingers into its throat.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4653 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 21:00:38
May 25 2008 20:56 GMT
#42
This is NOT what the Human will be fighting
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What if it is like THIS?
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[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 25 2008 20:57 GMT
#43
General has missed a stupid thread like this SO much
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 25 2008 20:57 GMT
#44
On May 26 2008 05:48 Sp1ralArch1tect wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/EC7ln917oiU&hl=en

Dog wins ez


Those are specially trained dogs, and I doubt that those dogs can actually kill the person they're attacking. The first one was pretty vicious, but the 2nd and 3rd attacks didn't look all that scary. If you look at the 3rd one, the guy manages to wrap his legs around the dog while he's going down. If you get to that point you can just use your weight/knees to kill it. There's no way a 30 kg shepherd can take 80 kgs on its chest without things breaking.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
May 25 2008 20:58 GMT
#45
I think the person can win pretty easily if he gets in a good position and keeps his cool. As the dog lunges at you, move behind it and put it in a headlock, and you've just take out the only part of the dog that can hurt you. As long as you keep your cool despite it snarling and spitting right in your face, you should be fine
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 25 2008 20:59 GMT
#46
Dogs one-hit KO humans in CnC:RA
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 25 2008 20:59 GMT
#47
Choke it to death. When a man's adrenaline kicks in, he can get pretty strong . . .
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 25 2008 21:02 GMT
#48
On May 26 2008 05:59 Desolate.GreY wrote:
Dogs one-hit KO humans in CnC:RA


Tania >>>>>>> Dogs.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
May 25 2008 21:05 GMT
#49
I think the dog can win ez if its trained to kill. Those police dogs are trained not to kill
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 21:09:44
May 25 2008 21:09 GMT
#50
Can someone further clarify on what the "average human male" we're using is? Cause imo the average human males that pass by on a day-to-day basis are pretty weak. Even if a man's adrenaline kicks in and he becomes super mad/pissed and in "killing machine mode" he's still pretty weak, which is why martial arts requires a cool mind. Also why we invented guns, pew pew.

There's also a reason why they're used as guard dogs or attack dogs in the police and military. Training a dog is more like telling it when to not attack, rather than telling it when to attack.

edit: ya, what DrainX said
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 21:10:47
May 25 2008 21:10 GMT
#51
On May 26 2008 06:05 DrainX wrote:
I think the dog can win ez if its trained to kill. Those police dogs are trained not to kill


But the point was that the dog is not specially trained. If the dog is trained to kill then think that the human is also some martial arts expert at 90 kgs and 6'4" tall.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 25 2008 21:12 GMT
#52
the dog is pretty limited in moves imho, thus his strategy is limited and very predictable. We all know the dog only has a few possible moves, he'll either bite you or pounce you. A human on the other hand could use 4 of his limbs effectively for attack and defence. Lets face it, the dog will eventually bite you.. so why not "decide" where the dog bites? Just stand with the wall at your back and bait the dog with your foot.. taking into consideration the stupid animal it is... IT WILL BITE YOU FOOT. This has 2 strategical advantages, 1) limiting dmg to yourself since shoes are pretty hard, 2) you effectively have the dog's face, on your foot thus having 2 arms and another foot free while keeping your balance by standing near a wall. Stomp your dog-bitten foot hard, following its own instincts.. the dog will try its best not to let go.. this definitely goes to your advantage. From here you could either
a) try to stomp the dog's face till it dies
b) swing your foot to the wall
c)put your foot on the ground, and try to stomp the dog's face with your other foot

As long as the dog doesnt remove his bite, your chances of victory are very high. Imho, TvD matchups are pretty imba.
..
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
May 25 2008 21:15 GMT
#53
On May 26 2008 05:57 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:48 Sp1ralArch1tect wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/EC7ln917oiU&hl=en

Dog wins ez


Those are specially trained dogs, and I doubt that those dogs can actually kill the person they're attacking. The first one was pretty vicious, but the 2nd and 3rd attacks didn't look all that scary. If you look at the 3rd one, the guy manages to wrap his legs around the dog while he's going down. If you get to that point you can just use your weight/knees to kill it. There's no way a 30 kg shepherd can take 80 kgs on its chest without things breaking.

The dogs are trained to go for the arm, if the dog went for the neck you would have been dead. I don't really see how you can doubt that.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
May 25 2008 21:16 GMT
#54
The average male probably couldn't do it

Although with a cool head you could probably just wear it down with your longer reach.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
May 25 2008 21:18 GMT
#55
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 25 2008 21:21 GMT
#56
On May 26 2008 06:18 pooper-scooper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that



I agree, those of you who think human wins are idiots.


there's a reason you always hear of children dying to a dog and not adults. Its because dogs can be fought off. Fuck, cougars can be fought off.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 25 2008 21:30 GMT
#57
wtf? a dog will PWN any human he will just bite you and you will be in so much pain you couldnt react preperly, bite = blood loss=death. Fight about 30 mins
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
May 25 2008 21:30 GMT
#58
Dog really only has one way to attack, if you can take a bite to get ahold of the dog it's pretty much over. Poor doggy...
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 25 2008 21:36 GMT
#59
On May 26 2008 05:41 Rekrul wrote:
dogs are fking scary when they are angry and intent on owning you though, you never get to see their true strength when you own one cause they are so docile even if they seem to be 'trying' while playing/play fighting or w/e


same is true of the average docile nerd. i can pwn any dog in the 10 minutes or so after i get 4 pooled. you can feel the arcane strength in my eyes.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 25 2008 21:37 GMT
#60
pay a hobo $100 to fight a dog. gogogogogo!!!!!
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
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