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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 25 2008 20:40 GMT
#21
human easy, just press "v" when its about to bite you.

instant kill.
..
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 13:27:56
May 25 2008 20:41 GMT
#22
Humans, as much as we like to believe always superior, are physically inferior to animals. Humans are slower, weaker, and incredibly more fragile. The fact our body stands on 2 limbs instead of 4, shows how inferior our fighting ability is. Animals has jaws, claws & killer instinct. They are born with these weapons. It's our intellect that makes the human mind superior. We fight with weapons, not our bare hands.

With only bare hands, the human serves to be an animal's dinner.

Dog EASY.
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ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
May 25 2008 20:41 GMT
#23
On May 26 2008 05:36 CyuntiyuL wrote:
dogs naturally have instincts to go for the neck and shit.


We know this, why can't we turn this into an advantage?

Voted person.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
May 25 2008 20:41 GMT
#24
The only way the dog can kill you is if it bites you in the neck. If you can take the pain from bites to various other body parts and not panick, I think person would win.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 25 2008 20:41 GMT
#25
dogs are fking scary when they are angry and intent on owning you though, you never get to see their true strength when you own one cause they are so docile even if they seem to be 'trying' while playing/play fighting or w/e
why so 진지해?
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
May 25 2008 20:43 GMT
#26
On May 26 2008 05:40 dinmsab wrote:
human easy, just press "v" when its about to bite you.

instant kill.


LOL. I can never get the timing right. My most common cause of death ^^
Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
May 25 2008 20:43 GMT
#27
try to keep it distant with kicks.
if the dog comes too close, use your fingers to poke into it's eyes and go to a safe distance again

repeat.

win.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 25 2008 20:44 GMT
#28
just keep kickin at it as hard as you can and watch your foot
eazo
Profile Joined March 2008
United States530 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 20:45:28
May 25 2008 20:44 GMT
#29
do it Call of Duty 4 style. The dog jumps on you, then you grab its neck and snap it!

edit:
On May 26 2008 05:40 dinmsab wrote:
human easy, just press "v" when its about to bite you.

instant kill.

beat me to it ._.
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5426 Posts
May 25 2008 20:45 GMT
#30
German Shepherds are pretty tough dogs. I doubt the "average" human male could kill one.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 25 2008 20:45 GMT
#31
Only way I see a person winning is if they let the dog clamp onto one arm and use the other hand to grab its throat.
Do you really want chat rooms?
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 25 2008 20:47 GMT
#32
On May 26 2008 05:43 Mandalor wrote:
try to keep it distant with kicks.
if the dog comes too close, use your fingers to poke into it's eyes and go to a safe distance again

repeat.

win.


lol @ poke eye harass. JD would be proud.

dog attacks happen sometimes here, when it happens its like big news and gets on to the front page of everything... but the victims are small kids, never heard of adults getting pwned by dogs before. imo, a dog is probably smart enough NOT to attack a human adult unless he really needs too, the dog knows it cant win... we should know too.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
May 25 2008 20:47 GMT
#33
person, but with at least one major bite wound.

Dog can't do enough damage in one hit to kill/paralyze a human (unless you let it go for your fucking jugular or something)and then human counters with enough damage to concuss/kill the dog.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
May 25 2008 20:48 GMT
#34
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Dog wins ez
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zachmorris
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States106 Posts
May 25 2008 20:51 GMT
#35
I think the dog would probably go straight for the groin...
I hate zach morris
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
May 25 2008 20:53 GMT
#36
I picked the dog as an average german sheperd is a pretty decent at fighting, and an average human isn't. Depends on if the dog goes for your neck when he has the chance, or is like a rotweiler who just keeps the first it grabs hold of. Oh and kick it in the face technique works until dog jumps at you and you lose your balance, which will happen. from then on you will be fighting for your arm, until he decides your bending neck is a better target and you're dead. Only opportunity for an average human is to get it on the ground and strangle it or sticking out its eyes while it bites you.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 25 2008 20:53 GMT
#37
Oh come on seriously?

If the dog is not trained to fight it would probably go for the hand/leg, like dogs do. Not for the neck. I've been attacked by a german shepherd and it's not as horrible as you may thing. He got my arm and was struggling to shake it. The dog was about 2 years old and was about 30-40 kg. I'm guessing 35, but not sure what their average weight is.

So... a human weighing twice as much as that can take him. If nothing else just drop on the dog with your whole body weight while it's biting your arm, then try to suffocate/choke/punch/stomp on until it dies. I don't see how it can bite your neck, as dogs don't generally do that vs humans.

Easiest way would be chocking him obviously. Especially if it's on the ground, knee-to-neck, gg. I think weight is a serious factor here.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
May 25 2008 20:53 GMT
#38
we will never know /thread
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 25 2008 20:53 GMT
#39
Just want to clarify that this isn't a poodle we're fighting against:

Build: Sturdy, muscular, slightly elongated, with a light but solid bone structure
Weight: 60-120 pounds
Height: 22-24-26 inches
Teeth: A very strong scissors bite with 750 to 1200 pounds
Eyes: Almond-shaped, never protruding, dark brown (sometimes blue as puppies), with a lively, intelligent expression
Ears: Wide at the base, pointed, upright and turned forward
Tail: Bushy, reaching almost to its hocks and hanging down when the dog is at rest
Limbs: Front legs and shoulders are muscular, its thighs thick and sturdy
Feet: Round with very hard soles

-wiki
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 25 2008 20:54 GMT
#40
On May 26 2008 05:36 CyuntiyuL wrote:
dogs naturally have instincts to go for the neck and shit. the average human would be like "why isn't this dog on a leash?" and then just get killed.

VOTED DOG.



LOL

We have instincts also. Ours are just harder to resurrect. And we're much more intelligent, as well.

If you could manage to get a good grip on the dog's neck, you could strangle it and all the while prevent it from biting your neck.

terran>dog imo
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